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- >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
- >And it is sippy time.
- >You have your herd out among the rocks standing ready.
- >The yellow ball is in the right place in the sky.
- >”Babbeh am nex dadeh! Get bestest sippies!”
- >You don’t feel like correcting the young fluffy right now.
- >You have to concentrate and wait for the magic.
- >Momma fluffy is waddling near a stone vase humming happily stopping every few steps to rub her belly.
- >Haze is rolling on his back giggling while Next Special Friend is jumping around him.
- >Pookie is next to Bruce talking to him as Bruce stares across the rock field.
- >Soon the magic happens.
- >Little black discs come from the ground and start to spurt water.
- >They start spinning in a lazy circle flinging the clear cool liquid around.
- >You shout to your herd, “Fwuffies haf sippies!”
- >You run to a stream of water slowly spinning around the sprinkler.
- >You walk under it letting your mouth fill up and swallow wonder gulps of the refreshing liquid.
- >”Nee sippies too daddeh! Wet babeh haf sippies!”
- >You step aside letting the young fluffy truddle quickly under the water letting water splash its face.
- >You look around seeing your herd running around and giggling under the spray of liquid.
- >Momma fluffy’a vase fills up letting her lap the water from it.
- >You smile thinking of how you are a good smarty letting your herd drink so-
- *SNIFF*
- >You leap forward from a nose hitting your rump.
- >You spin around and shake your hoof angrily at Haze, “Yoo nuu sniff-“
- *SNIFF*
- >You leap forward again as another nose hits your rump.
- >You spin around to see Next Special Friend standing there wager her tail and wiggling her nose.
- >She trots over to Haze who is now on his back giggling happily, “Yoo am wight! Smawty am haf pwetty smeww!”
- >You stare with your mouth open a moment.
- >A splash of water traversing your head snaps you back into yourself.
- >You stomp looking between Haze and Next Special Friend.
- >You finally shake your hoof at Haze, “Yoo nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
- >You start to shake your hoof at Next Special Friend but then shake it at Haze again, “An’ yoo nuu make udder fwuffy stwange!”
- >Haze stands and opens his mouth letting a spray of water fill it while Next Special Friend hugs him.
- >You snort at them and walk over to Momma Fluffy.
- >She is snapping at any fluffy that tried to drink from her vase.
- >One young Pegasus female seems distressed, “Bu’ momma, fwuffy wan sippies…”
- >Momma fluffy looks at her, “Yoo am big fwuffy! Babbeh in mommeh tummy! Go way!”
- >You stand over the momma fluffy, “Yoo haf wots wa wa. Wet udder fwuffy haf sippies.”
- >She snaps her head around and sees you.
- >Her face softens, “Mommeh nee wa was fo gud babbeh in mommeh bewwy!”
- >”Wet mommeh haf wots sippies gif smawty bestest feews!”
- >She beams a smile at you.
- >You give her a hug, “Yoo haf wots wah wah. Shawe wif gud fwuffies.”
- >She looks like she wants to argue for a moment then softens again, “Otay! Shawe wif gud fwuffies cause smawty say so.”
- >You look at the young female Pegasus, “Yoo am haf sippies noa.”
- >The young fluffy’s face lights up, “Tank yoo daddeh!”
- >You huff, “Deadmeat nuu yoo daddeh!”
- >She truddles next to momma fluffy and starts to lap some of the water from the vase, “Wub mommeh *lap*lap*lap*”
- >”Yoo big fwuffy! Nuu yoo mommeh!”
- *lap*lap*lap*
- >Soon the magic discs go back into the ground.
- >You look over your herd and smile.
- >They have all had their fill and are playing.
- >You feel like a good smarty.
- >You wonder around and find Bruce, “Yoo come wif Deadmeat. Fin nummies fo hewd.”
- >He smiles, “Otay!”
- >He grabs up a few owchie friends and you start to walk.
- >You wonder for a bit looking into vases and beside graves.
- >No flowers have been put out yet.
- >It is still early yet and you have plenty of nummies at your hidey hole so you are not worried.
- >You come across a raised casket and climb up on it.
- >You then get on top of the tomb stone and survey the rock yard.
- >It is huge.
- >You are not sure you could ever explore the whole place in one day.
- >You see thousands of grave sites with mausoleums scattered about.
- >Raised caskets are scattered all about.
- >You see several fluffies running about in between the stones laughing and playing.
- >You climb down and continue your trek.
- >You walk around a tomb stone and see a large group of fluffies congregated around a casket with one fluffy on top of it.
- >The fluffy on top is a unicorn fluffy he is light green with a yellow mane and purple eyes.
- >You recognize him from when you had to get nummies.
- >He is staring down at the fluffies below him.
- >”Smawty am bestest smawty!”
- >”Yoo wisten smawty and be in smawty hewd!”
- >Some of the fluffies below him start to stomp, “Nuu! Smawty am bestest! Yoo wie!”
- >”Dis am smawty wand! Yoo go way!”
- >You start to walk past them when the smarty on top of the casket yells at you, “Yoo am bad fwuffy! Yoo twy gif bestest smawty owies!”
- >You give him a raspberry which infuriates him more.
- >He glares at you, “Nnnnn! NNNNNN! YOO AM BAD FWUFFY!”
- >The other fluffies turn and see you.
- >Some yell out, “Munsta!”
- >Two truddle toward you puffing their cheeks.
- >”Dis am smawty wand!”, “Go way! Smawty teww hewd gif yoo owies!”
- >You give them a raspberry, “Deadmeat go whewe Deadmeat wan.”
- >The two smarties stomp at you, “Yoo am bad fwuffy!”, “Gif dat meanie fwuffy owwies!”
- >The smarty on the casket gloats as he stares down at the fluffies charging you, “Tee hee hee!”
- >You sneer at the charging fluffies and point, “Gif dem Fwuffies owwies!”
- >Bruce laughs adorably, “Mwhahaha! Dat how smawty am be smawty! Gif owwies!”
- >You and your owchie friends charge forth.
- >Bruce gets to one smarty friend and starts to bite his ear.
- >The smarty immediately starts to scream trying to back away from your main owchie friend.
- >You stomp up to the other one and boop him hard on the side of his face.
- >He spins and falls rolling away from you.
- >You other owchie friends wade into the charging fluffies booping and swatting at them.
- >You turn and buck another fluffy in the side sending him flying.
- >The smarty on the casket starts stomping angrily, “NUU! NUU! NUU! Gif dat bad fwuffy owwies!”
- >Fluffies start to jump off the side of the casket and truddle your way.
- >You jump and stomp them puffing your cheeks while making sparklies come from your horn, “Go way!”
- >A few stop looking at you, “Ahhh! Munsta!”
- >On makes scaredy poopies while other run away.
- >When the other get close to you, you boop the closest one on the nose.
- >All the fluffies charging you stop when you do that.
- >The booped fluffy stumbles back and starts to rub his nose, “Why yoo gif sowwies gud fwuffy….”
- >Yoo… yoo..*sniff*… yoo am meanie! Wahhhhhhh!”
- >His friends truddle to him and start giving him huggies.
- >”Pwease nuu cwy fwen…”
- >You stomp at them, “Yoo twy gif Deadmeat owwies! Yoo dum dum fwuffies am de bad fwuffies!”
- >They all stare at you with tears in their eyes, “Now yoo say meanie tings…. Yoo am BIG MEANIE!”
- >”BWAHHHHHH!”
- >They all burst out sobbing and hugging each other.
- >You stomp in frustration, “Deadmeat nuu meanie!”
- >You look back at your other fluffies.
- >Bruce is biting the nose of the smarty.
- >Bruce is smiling while the smarty squeals.
- >Your other owchie friends are beating the other fluffies making them scatter.
- >The other smarty you hit is starting to get back up.
- >You walk over to him just as he shakes his head and stomps.
- >”Nuu fwuffy gi fsmawty owwies! Gif yoo-“
- >You turn around and buck the smarty in the side of his head sending him flying again.
- >”NnnnNNnNn! Gif dat bad fwuffy owwies! GIF OWWIES NOA!”
- >You look up at the smarty on the casket.
- >He is shaking his hoof angrily at you.
- >You point at him, “Dis am yoo fault!”
- >”Yoo make fwuffies twy gif Deadmeat owwies!”
- >You start to run to the casket.
- >The smarty stomps, “Gif yoo owwies and sowwy poopies!”
- >You get close to the casket and start to jump up on it.
- >The smarty starts to try and stomp your hooves as you try to pull yourself up.
- >You growl cutely and swipe your horn at him.
- >He jumps back giving you a chance to get on the casket.
- >You stomp and puff your cheeks, “Yoo am bad fwuffy!”
- >You lower your horn and charge as he puffs his cheeks making sparklies.
- >You suddenly feel something wet hit your face and you stagger falling face first on the cold marble.
- >You raise your head shaking off the liquid as you see the other smarty rising up into the air.
- >”Hold on guys! No fighting!”
- >You stand up and focus.
- >You see the older priest holding the smarty in one arm and carrying a spray bottle in the other.
- >He is leaning over squirting the remaining fighting fluffies.
- >Helper comes truddling up in the middle of all the fluffies, “De Biggest Daddeh nuu wike fwuffy gif sowwies udder fwuffy!”
- >He stands in the middle of and starts to look around, “Pwease nuu gif sowies gud fwuffy! Nee pway and gif huggies!”
- >”Dat am wha Biggest Daddeh wan!”
- >Helper then gets on his haunches and starts to pray.
- >The smarty being held by the priest looks around at the other fluffies then at you.
- >He points at you and starts to yell, “Yoo am bad fwuffy!”
- >He then looks at the other fluffies, “Dis am why smawty nee be biggest smawty of wand!”
- >”Hoomin wike smawty de bestest!”
- >You stomp, “Yoo get down hewe! Deadmeat gif yoo biggest owwies!”
- >The priest brings up the spray bottle and squirts at you.
- >You are expecting it this time and dodge around.
- >He gives up after a few squirts and you give him a raspberry.
- >The priest closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, “Even the saints were tempted…”
- >After a bit he looks down at you, “Do you not understand that violence is not the answer little one?”
- >You get a puzzled look on your face, “Deadmeat nuu say gif viewence. Deadmeat say gif owwies!”
- >”WEEEEEE! De smawty say gif owwies!”
- >You look over and see Haze jump out from behind a tombstone and come skipping toward the fluffies.
- >The priest gets and exasperated look on his face and walks toward haze with the squirt bottle in hand.
- >He bends over and squirts the giggling skipping fluffy.
- >Haze stops for a second and looks up smiling, “Tank yoo, bu’ Haze am alweady haf sippies!”
- >He trots toward Bruce, “Tee hehee! Yoo twy am be smawty! Haze gif owwies noa!”
- >Bruce stomps at Haze, “Bwoose nuu twy be smawty! Yoo twy be bad fwuffy!”
- >Helper truddles between them, “Nuu, nuu gif owwies! De Biggest Daddeh say aww fwuffy am get awong!”
- >The priest smiles, “That is right Helper! All should turn the other cheek.”
- >You look up confused, “Wha am cheek?”
- >He pats the side of his face, “This part is your cheek. You should turn it to avoid violence.”
- >He smiles warmly at you as you take in what he says.
- >You think for a bit then your eyes light up, “Deadmeat know wha two wegged munsta mean!”
- >You look over the side of the casket and find the smarty you booped, “Deadmeat tuwn dat dum dum’s cheekie and make dat fwuffy nuu gif Deadmeat owwies!”
- >The smarty falls to the ground shaking, “Bad fwuffy tuwn smawty’s cheekie! Nuuu!”
- >The priest looks about, “No that’s not…”
- >He just stops and shakes his head, “Ok guys, I know what we all need.”
- >”You guys need some spaghetti and to talk out your differences so you don’t fight anymore.”
- >The area erupts in a screech, “SKETTIES!!!”
- >The fluffies start to clamber around the priests feet, “Am gud fwuffy!”, “Sketties pwease!”, “Fwuffy wub daddeh!”
- >You start to back up, “Yoo twy twick Deadmeat! Nuu wan yoo twicks!”
- >Helper starts to preach to the fluffies, “De biggest Daddeh wub aww fwuffy bu’ am weawwy wub gud fwuffy.”
- >”De biggest Daddeh hewp and wook afteh gud fwuffy dat do wha Biggest Daddeh wan.”
- >The pries sets the smarty he picked up down on a casket away from you, “Ok guys, no fighting.”
- >”Let’s all enjoy spaghetti together.”
- >Helper looks to the sky, “Hawewooya! De Biggest Daddeh make fwuffy gud fwuffy!”
- >You turn your head, “Deadmeat fwuffy goo back hewd awea! Nuu faww fo munsta twicks!”
- >Bruce and Haze break their stare down and look at you.
- >Bruce says, “Yoo wan weave sketties…?”
- >Haze looks triumphant at Bruce, “Yoo am bad fwuffy! Nuu wan do wha smawty say!”
- >Bruce looks back and puffs his cheeks, “Nuu! Bwoose am gud fwuffy!”
- >Bruce starts to nip the tails of the owchie friends, “Smawty say weave!”
- >The priest pours a can of speghetti in front of the smarty on the casket.
- >You are running away as he pours out more in front of every fluffy there.
- >He picks up Helper who is munching happily from a pile of speghatti, “Sorry Helper, this is for these fluffies to have fellowship.”
- >Helper tries to wiggle back to the noodles, “Bu’ Hewpeh wan fewwowship too daddeh… Hewpeh wan sketties!”
- >”Its ok, I have plenty more for you.”
- >The priest looks around, “Ok you guys, learn how to get along.”
- >They hungrily slurp and nom on the marinara goodness as the man continues to talk.
- >”Think about what we said today.”
- >”All fluffies should get along.”
- >The priest starts to walk away, “Let’s find that one smarty and see if we can teach him to be nice to other fluffies.”
- >Helper gets happy again, “Yay! Hewpeh am teww dem abou’ de bestest ting fo fwuffy!”
- >The priest laughs as he walks on, “That’s right, we must spread the good word.”
- >They leave the fluffies who quickly finish their piles of speghatti.
- >When they are finished the smarty on top of the casket starts to speak.
- >”Yoo dum dums hewe de nice hoomin!”
- >”De Biggest Daddeh hewp gud fwuffy and de fwuffy dat dey am hewp am smawty!”
- >He looks around as the other smarties start to lower their heads.
- >”Smawty am biggest smawty!”
- >”Fwuffy wan be bad an nuu wisten smawty!”
- >He stares down at the fearful fluffies, “Den smawty tuwn yoo cheekies!”
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