The Anon named Chappy (Part 1)

>Your head hurts. Your body hurts. Heck, when did your bed feels so hard and cold?
>You roll around trying to feel better. [spoiler]It doesn't[/spoiler]
>You hear the crickets around you and damn it's cold.
"Egh... Where's the blanket."
>Nada. Non. Zlitch. Just the cold dirt of the night.
>What? You open your eyes slowly and see... darkness, save for the shimmering light of the stars and moon.
"This is not the city, isn't it?"
>Looking around, you find... you find a lake. And trees. And something else that's not supposed to be in a bustling city.
>This must be a dream. Must be.
"The lake!"
>Yes. That lake would prove you're dreaming. The lake would be hot while the air is cold.
>Here goes nothing
>Splash
>SHITSHITSHITSHIT
"AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH! COLD COLD COLD COLD"
>That was... stupid. Really now--- Wait.
>Who am I?
>I don't mind where am I, but... my name?
"Fuck. Lost at somewhere, cold, drenched and I don't know my name!"
>Sigh
>After your eyes adjusted to the darkness you recon the place since it's the logical thing to do right now.
>When you really observe the surrounding, you found out that the colours.... Are weird.
>Not some new colours, but it doesn't feel.... Real.
>No, if feels different. Like you're in another world.
>"Hello?"
>A voice called on you.
"Ehem. Hel...lo?"
>Smooth.... Yeah, this in not your dream.
>"I heard some screaming from here. Was it you, brony?"
>A pony emerged from the bushes.
>What!? A pony?
"No it was--- I mean, yes. Yes, that was me.... And what did you call me... pony lady?"
>Well, she looks like one
>"A brony. Like the ones that came here before."
>There are others?
"There are others?"
>"Yes, but first. Let's go to the tree castle of Princess Twilight. She made a decree that all new brony shall report to the castle."
>Oh yeah, her new castle.
"Okay then, let's go."