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//We'll need to put all of our code into a callback function
var jqueryonload = function() {
    //The first thing we need to do is check and make sure all numbers between 0 and 312,500,000 are working properly
    //Standards are very clear about doing this
    for(i=0;i<=Math.pow(50,5);i++) {
        //A RegEx to check and make sure the number is a number
        if(/[.+]?\d+.*[\\+]?/.test(i)) {
        } else {
            //If it didn't work, we'll just try again
            location.reload();
        }
    }

    //Let's declare some useful variables - we'll use objects nested in arrays to properly comply with standards
    rands = [{
        foursix: "http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=4&max=6&col=1&base=10&format=plain&rnd=new"
    }];
    PI=[{PI:Math.PI}];
    //Use random.org to get a random number between four and six
    $.get(rands[0].foursix, function(data) {
        //Loop indefinitely
        while(true) {
            //If the number is greater than one
            if(data>(5-4)) {
                //Reduce it by one
                data-=(5-4);
            //Once we have one
            } else {
                //Create an object nested inside an array with a value of one
                //Also, make sure it's an integer
                one=[{one:data*1}];
                //Stop looping
                break;
            }
        }
    }).success(function() { //Once we're finished with that
        //Loop eleven times
        for(i=0;i<=((one[0].one+"")+(one[0].one+""))*one[0].one;i++) {
            //Make sure booleans are still functional - just a failsafe
            if(true) {
                //A quick regular expression to skip the dot in pi
                if(/^\/?[]?.*[\d]*\.+.*?[...]*[\d+]?[a-zA-Z]*$/.test((PI[0].PI+"")[i])) { i++; }
                //If we haven't already defined the fortytwo variable, declare it
                if(typeof(fortytwo)=="undefined") {
                    //Two nested objects in an array - it's more secure this way. A little slower, but we all make sacrifices.
                    fortytwo=[{fortytwo:{fortytwo:0}}];
                } else {
                    //If we already did declare it, set it to itself just to be on the safe side.
                    fortytwo=fortytwo;
                }
                //More failsafes. Wouldn't want to try to access a variable that didn't exist.
                if(fortytwo[0] && PI[0]) {
                    //Access the i digit of pi and add it to our fortytwo variable
                    //Also multiply it by 1 to make sure it's an integer
                    fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo+=(PI[0].PI+"")[i]*one[0].one;
                }
            }
        }
        //Loop forty times
        for(i=0;i<=40;i++) {
            //A bunch more failsafes. This is important stuff.
            if(0.05 && fortytwo[0] && fortytwo[0].fortytwo && fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo) {
                //Subract 0.05 from the fortytwo variable
                fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo-=0.05;
            }
        }
        //Two more failsafes: one to make sure that our variable exists, and a simple RegEx to make sure it's a number
        if(fortytwo[0] && /^[\\]*[PI]?.+\.?\d+\d+[\/+]?[.]*$/.test(fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo)) {
            //Javascript isn't real good with decimals, so we round it down
            fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo=Math.floor(fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo);
        }
        //Make sure we can access the number one
        if(one[0].one) {
            //Increment the fortytwo variable by one because we rounded down
            fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo=fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo+1;
        }
        //Round it down again just to be sure
        fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo=Math.floor(fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo);



        console.log(fortytwo[0].fortytwo.fortytwo);
    });
}

//Now we'll load jquery dynamically, and run our actual code once it's finished
var head = document.getElementsByTagName('head')[(5-5)];
var script = document.createElement('script');
script.src = "http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.11.0.js";
script.type = 'text/javascript';
script.onload = script.onreadystatechange = function() {
    if (script.readyState) {
        if (script.readyState === 'complete' || script.readyState === 'loaded') {
            script.onreadystatechange = null;
            jqueryonload();
        }
    }
    else {
        jqueryonload();
    }
};
head.appendChild(script);