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- >The door creaks open, moonlight pouring into the living room.
- >You rub your eyes tiredly as you slip inside the house, trying to keep quiet for your roommates.
- >Your heavy backpack weighs against you, but you manage to get it over to your dining table and place it down.
- >Literally a great weight off of your shoulders.
- >You sigh in relief, and follow it up with a great yawn.
- >What a day...
- >Best to just head to bed and call it a night.
- >You got class tomorrow, too...
- >...Yeah.
- >You nod slowly to yourself, then begin to walk towards the hallway, to your room.
- >But suddenly, the light flicks on from it, temporarily blinding you.
- >You shield your eyes for a second, and take a peek with your squinted eyes.
- >Another man stands at the opening to the hallway.
- >He stares at you for a bit.
- >"...Hey faggot," he says, beginning to cross the living room toward the kitchen.
- >You sigh a little, cracking a little smile.
- Hey Swift.
- >Your roommate opens the fridge and pulls out a carton of milk, taking a few gulps straight from it.
- What are you doing still up?
- >He shrugs, finishing his drink, and slips it back into the fridge.
- >"I'unno. What were you doing out so late?"
- >He walks over to you, flashing a grin.
- >"Getting laid, I hope."
- >You crack a smile and laugh a little.
- No, you fucker. Classes are getting tough, I'm spending a lot of late nights on campus.
- >He shakes his head and tsks sarcastically.
- >"When are you coming back to us, Nebulus? Collar and I miss our bud."
- >You laugh again.
- As soon as my workload lightens up a bit.
- >He nods slowly.
- >"Well I'm holding you to that, man," he says, then turns around back down the hall. "Goodnight."
- >You wave him goodbye.
- Yeah man, goodnight.
- >The students all clamor and converse in the cramped lecture hall.
- >You quietly and meekly sit at your seat, twiddling your thumbs, alone, simply waiting for the class to start.
- >You are Fluttershy.
- >Or, well... you like to think you are.
- >And Human Resource Management has been a pretty tough course so far.
- >Today you're supposed to get paired up for a project.
- >...You're so nervous.
- >You hope you get someone nice...
- >You shift a little in your seat and bite your tongue a bit.
- >...What if your partner is mean?
- >What if he or she makes you do all the work?
- >Ohh... why did you take this class if you knew you had to do this...?
- >"Ahem!" A voice calls over the speakers.
- >All the students quiet down and take their seats.
- >The professor, the owner of the voice, smiles.
- >"Perfect. Thank you."
- >You listen attentively.
- >"Alright class, so today is the day you're assigned your partners, as you know."
- >He walks over to his computer, slides the mouse around the desktop, and brings up a word document over the projector.
- >It has the class list on it, the partner pairings, and all of your assigned seats.
- >"So let's get this done sooner rather than later. Look up here, find your partner, and get to know them a little more. Then, we'll get started with the project."
- >You squint your eyes and scan the list of names.
- >...Ah, there you are.
- >And you're paired up with...
- >...Nebulus.
- >Oh... okay...
- >You hope he's nice...
- >Maybe he'll even do his share of the work...
- >...
- >You wait.
- >Sure enough, in a few minutes, a boy walks up to you, backpack in hand.
- >"Hey, are you Shy?" He asks, placing his bag down and taking a seat next to you.
- Oh, um... yes, I am...
- >Your words barely bumble out of your mouth.
- >This boy...
- >He's so...
- >You mean, his facial structure is just...
- >...And those EYES...
- >Oh my...~
- >You can feel your face flush.
- >He scans your face a bit, then cracks a smile.
- >"...Something wrong?"
- >You snap to attention, a little embarrassed, and shake your head rapidly back and forth.
- O-Oh, no! Nothing wrong with me!
- >You smile awkwardly.
- >He laughs.
- >"Alright, if you say so."
- >He points up to the screen, where your two names are.
- >"I'm Nebulus."
- >You smile again.
- P-Pleasure to meet you...
- >He gives a breathy laugh.
- >"The pleasure is all mine."
- >Oh my...
- >"Alright," your professor interrupts, "that's enough getting-to-know for now. Everyone pay attention, I'm going to detail the project."
- >Nebulus smiles at you once more, then turns his attention to the prof.
- >...You find it hard to turn away from him.
- >The class runs on for its usual hour and a half duration.
- >The both of you have a pretty good understanding of what needs to be done, and once the prof dismisses the class, all the students around you begin to get up and scatter.
- >"So, when should we get started?" Nebulus asks, rising from his seat.
- O-Oh, I don't know... whenever you think is good...
- >His face...
- >His body...
- >You haven't felt this way about anyone since you met BadPacing and his roommates...
- >...
- >No, Shy, don't mess this up...
- >He doesn't need to know about your... condition...
- >Not yet...
- >He nods.
- >"Alright. 'Cuz I was just thinking about getting started on it tonight. Would you want to come over?"
- >Your blood freezes, and your face turns a bright shade of red.
- S-S-Sure, Nebulus...
- >He smiles.
- >"Great. Come on, follow me, it's not a far walk to my place."
- >You are now Nebulus.
- >And this Shy girl seems really nice.
- >You both walk down the street toward your house, discussing the project on the way.
- >A little nervous and jittery, but seems like she'll be a hard worker.
- >It's a little cute...
- >Heh...
- Anyway,
- >You say, approaching your house,
- here we are.
- >She smiles a bit as you open your door, leading her into your humble abode.
- >As you enter the house, your two roommates, Swift and Collar, sit on the couch watching television.
- >Their eyes trail over to you two.
- >Collar waves his hand in the air.
- >"Hey man."
- >You lift up your hand and wave back.
- >Shy looks at your two roommates for a moment.
- >You think you see her eyes sparkle.
- >"So Neb," Swift says, cracking a smile, "who's your friend here? You going to introduce us?"
- >You furl your brow quickly at him, obviously trying to embarrass you in front of your new friend, but let it up quickly.
- >Swift just laughs. He knows you're both just messing around.
- Guys, this is Shy. We're partners for an HRM course.
- >Collar nods.
- >"Cool shit, brah."
- >Swift is still smiling.
- >It's silent for a bit...
- >...You clear your throat.
- Anyway, we're going to go get started on work now, so... see you guys later.
- >"Late," Collar chimes.
- >"Yeah man, see you around." Swift adds.
- >You lead Shy down the hall towards your room.
- >All your best work is done here.
- >Hopefully it's not too much of a mess...
- >You approach your door.
- So this is my room.
- >You say, opening it.
- >She's greeted by a rather neat room, with a large desk for work and a nicely made bed.
- >You sigh in relief.
- >She steps inside and looks around, placing her bag down.
- >"Y-You've got a really nice place, Nebulus..." she shyly comments.
- >You smile.
- Yeah, well...
- >"...Oh," she says suddenly.
- >She sounds surprised.
- Wh-What?
- >You turn nervous quickly.
- >She walks over to your desk.
- What's this...?
- >You glance over to where she's heading, and--
- >OH SHIT.
- >She picks up your custom made Lyra vinyl toy.
- >She smiles a little.
- >"Nebulus... do you like p0nies?"
- >NOT GOOD.
- >RUN DAMAGE CONTROL!
- >IT'S YOUR NIECE'S!
- >IT'S YOUR SISTER'S!
- IT'S MY NIECESTER'S!
- >Awh FUCK!
- >She giggles, and puts the figure back down.
- >"It's alright, Nebulus..." she says shyly. "I... I kind of like p0nies, too..."
- >Your heart rate begins to slow down.
- R-Really...?
- >She nods. "You like Lyra?"
- >You look to your figure, and let out a breathy laugh.
- Yeah, I like Lyra... what about you?
- >She sways back and forth in place.
- >"I... I like Fluttershy..."
- >You smile.
- That makes sense...
- >She looks you in the eyes abruptly.
- >It catches you a little off-guard.
- >"Do you like Fluttershy?"
- >You exhale.
- Yeah, I like Fluttershy... she's pretty good.
- >She releases her eyes from you and smiles.
- >"Great!"
- >You laugh a little bit.
- Alright... so, shall we get to work?
- >"Sure!"
- >You are now Swift.
- >And it's been about a week since Nebulus met that Shy chick.
- >They've been getting together almost every day to work on that project together.
- >You smile as you watch TV with your roommate, Collar.
- So, you think that's going anywhere?
- >You say, pointing your thumb over toward Nebulus's room.
- >Collar shrugs.
- >"Not sure Neb's the hook-up kind of guy," he says, taking a drink of water, "maybe they'll end up dating or something."
- Mhmm.
- >You both go back to watching TV.
- >Adventure Time.
- >First time you're seeing it.
- >Pretty good, but it's no FiM.
- >Suddenly, there's a knock at your door.
- >"Yo!" A voice calls, before the sound of the door opening can be heard.
- >You both glance over, spotting your buddy Theseus popping into the house.
- >"How's it going, boys?"
- >"Hey Thes," Collar says, standing up to greet him.
- >They clasp hands in a handshake/high five.
- >"Ready for the gym, man?" Theseus asks.
- >Collar nods.
- >"Sure thing, brah, lemme just get dressed and warm up."
- >"Aiight."
- >Collar turns toward the hallway and begins to head to his room.
- >You smirk.
- Hey bro, just be sure not to disturb the two lovelies on your way over!
- >He laughs and waves you off as he continues to his destination.
- >Theseus walks over and joins you, standing next to the couch.
- >"Two lovelies?" He inquires.
- Mhmm.
- >You say, watching your show.
- Neb met some chick, they've been hanging out a lot lately.
- >Theseus smiles and nods.
- >"Hey, atta boy. That guy deserves some fun."
- >You keep your eyes glued to the screen, but you hear a door open down the hall.
- >Must be Neb and Shy heading over for something.
- >"This is a pretty good show," Thes says, pointing to the screen, "I've watched it a few times."
- >You nod in agreement.
- Yeah, man. Pretty funny. I'd totally be nailing Princess Bubblegum if I could.
- >You hear footsteps empty out into the living room.
- >"Hah, yeah. If I could, I'd be-- FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!!"
- >You shake your head.
- That's not even the same show, dumbass.
- >"No, I mean--!!"
- >Theseus stumbles back, almost tripping over the couch.
- >You lean forward and throw an odd look his way, then peer over to your recent company.
- >Nebulus and Shy stand confused.
- >"Thes?" Neb begins, "What are you doing?"
- >Theseus is practically trembling.
- >He points to Shy.
- >"That girl! That fucking girl!"
- >You laugh and shake your head, then throw Nebulus a "What the fuck?" kind of look.
- >"She's fucking Fluttershy! From FR! I swear to God!"
- >You look to Neb again, equally confused, and kind of laugh.
- What?
- >Neb laughs.
- >"Thes, are you feeling alright?"
- >Nebulus looks over to Shy.
- >"Sorry about this. My friend here can be a little... eccentric."
- >...But Shy doesn't respond.
- >...You lean forward on the couch a bit, a pondering look on your face.
- >"...Shy?" Neb questions.
- >No response.
- >...
- Hey, Shy!
- >You call.
- >She looks up.
- >Her eyes are glazed over.
- >She looks in the direction toward Theseus.
- >"...Oh," she finally begins, "I remember... you..."
- >Theseus throws his hands in the air.
- >"No, fuck this," he says, rounding the couch and heading toward the front door. "My lap STILL feels dirty, I ain't having nothing to do with this girl."
- Thes, are you--
- >"Run, guys. Fucking run. Godspeed."
- >And with that, Theseus opens the door and books it.
- >You can see him sprint down the street from the window.
- >You sit in silence for a bit.
- >Then turn to Nebulus.
- >He just looks confused.
- >...You meet his eyes, and laugh.
- What the fuck?
- >You say over your breathy laugh.
- >Nebulus scratches his head and laughs a little too.
- That guy's fucking crazy, man.
- >You look over to Shy.
- Don't let 'em get to you, alright?
- >...Her eyes are still glazed.
- >Your face contorts to confusion.
- >Still...?
- >Nebulus looks at Shy.
- >"Shy, is everything alright...?"
- >She doesn't move for a moment.
- >Then... she turns her head slowly to Neb.
- >"...FLUTTERshy..."
- >You pause for a moment.
- ...What?
- >..."Shy, what are you--"
- Dude, did she just reference pone?
- >"My name is... Fluttershy..."
- >Nebulus backs up a bit.
- >"Is everything--"
- >"Fluttershy..."
- >"Shy, please, you're--"
- Man, she's referencing pone.
- >"Swift, please! Shy, can you hear me? What are you--"
- Does she know you're a p0nyfag?
- >"Shut up, Swift!"
- >You laugh.
- Alright.
- >"Dude, something's wrong!"
- Whatever.
- >"No, seriously!"
- >She slowly begins to walk toward Nebulus.
- >"It's so good to see you again... Anon..."
- >You almost choke on nothing.
- No fucking way!
- >You cry out, pointing at her.
- Anon!? Like, the 4chan character Anon!?
- >"Dude, Swift! I think there's something seriously wrong with her!"
- Where did you find this girl!?
- >"Swift!!"
- >She backs him into a corner.
- >"I've saved myself... just for you, Anon..."
- >She swiftly pins his shoulders down against the wall, and plants a solid kiss on his lips.
- >You throw your hands up.
- Oh hell no, man, not in front of me.
- >You stand up from the couch and begin to walk away.
- >Nebulus pries her lips from him for a moment.
- >"Swift, fucking--!"
- >He's silenced again.
- You can make out with your girl all you want, bro, but I don't want to see it.
- >You walk down the hall, heading toward your own room.
- >"Swift!!"
- Have fun!
- >You are now Nebulus.
- >And what the fuck is this girl's problem?!
- >You try your best to pry her off of you, but she's so strong.
- >"Anon!" She mutters through her mouth, "Let us consummate our love!"
- >You push with all your might, finally getting this girl off of you.
- >You stumble back into the living room.
- >She slowly walks toward you.
- >"Maybe you can... tell me your fetish..."
- >You step back.
- >"And we can make love... over and over..."
- >You nervously laugh to yourself.
- Sorry... I'm more of a one-shot kind of guy...
- >Your heel hits the back of the couch.
- >You turn your head to see your obstacle, but the moment you do, Shy launches forward and pushes you, stumbling you over the couch onto your back.
- >She leaps up like a jungle cat and slams down on top of you, straddling you.
- >You struggle, but she has you pinned.
- >"Shhh..." she says, pressing her finger to your lips and undoing your belt. "Just let it happen, Anon my love..."
- Shy! I'm not Anon! You need to snap--
- >She silences you with a kiss.
- >With some kind of skill that the military should probably harvest, Shy undoes your belt at the same time, sliding your pants down.
- >All the making out and action has woken your member from its slumber.
- >She moves her panties to the side from under her skirt and lines herself up.
- >Your eyes widen.
- >You turn your head and break the kiss.
- Shy, no! What are you doing!?
- >"Let us be one, my love!"
- Woman, you are out of your mind!!
- >She slams her wet love hole down on top of your member, jolting a shock of pleasure through your body.
- >It feels so wrong!
- >You grit your teeth and try to struggle, but she keeps at it, pumping up and down over and over.
- >"Ahh~ Ahh!~ Yes, Anon!~"
- WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON OUR PROJECT!
- >"You ARE my project, Anon!"
- YOU ARE IMPROPERLY MANAGING YOUR HUMAN RESOURCES!
- >She loses herself in pleasure.
- >Begrudgingly, you begin to feel a climax head your way.
- >No!
- >You can't!
- >Don't give her the satisfaction!
- >You groan out in frustration.
- >With some kind of crazy sense, probably inexplicably linked to pone, Shy predicts your situation.
- >"Yes, Anon!~ Give it all to momma!~"
- >Her wet crotch slaps sloppily against your member.
- >You can feel it coming!
- >Awh shit, no!
- >NO!
- FUCK YOU!
- >"YOU ALREADY ARE!"
- >A beam of white-hot love careens from you, injecting Shy straight to her core.
- >She moans out in pleasure.
- >You continue to pump against your will, emotions and feelings shattered.
- >...You have been defeated...
- >"Momma loves you, Anon..."
- >Your vision begins to go hazy...
- >...What's going on?
- >Shy swings her leg off of you, sliding your junk out from her and standing up off the couch.
- >The last you see before you slip off into the world of sleep is her approaching your bathroom, opening the medicine cabinet.
- >You are now Collar.
- >And you have just finished your lengthy warm-up routine.
- >You switch off your music and exhale.
- >Alright... ready to lift!
- >You quickly rock your shoulders back and forth and clap your hands together quickly, as if to get pumped.
- >...Well, better get dressed first.
- >You head over to your drawer and get your red workout sweatpants on.
- >They've got a green apple sewn into the side.
- >Heh...
- >You slip them on and get ready to switch your tank top.
- >...But you're interrupted by a knock at the door.
- Hmm?
- >You put your shirt back down and walk over to the door.
- Hey Thes, that you?
- >You say, gripping the doorknob.
- Sorry man, I kind of got lost in my--
- >You open the door, but it isn't Theseus there that greets you.
- >Instead, it's Shy, Nebulus's friend.
- Oh,
- >You say, standing back a bit.
- hey Shy, what's going on?
- >"...H-Hi..." she mumbles.
- >You look at her for a bit...
- >...
- >...It's now you notice she's got something in her hands.
- >It's a... plate of raw ground beef...
- >You look at it, then back up to her.
- Umm, Shy? Why is there--
- >"I made it, just for you... will you eat it?"
- >...What in the name sweet Sunbutt?
- >"Could you, please? Like, now?"
- >...Is this a joke?
- >You laugh a little.
- Umm... no, Shy. I'm not going to eat it.
- >You point to the plate.
- The meat is raw, and--
- >You stop yourself, and look closer...
- >Small blue pills are jammed into the food.
- ...Shy, is that medication? Did you... drug this meat?
- >She feigns a gasp.
- That ain't natty.
- >She shakes her head.
- >"Goodness, no! I'd never do such a thing, Anon!"
- >You raise your eyebrow at that last part.
- ...Anon?
- >...Then it hits you.
- Anon? Like... 4chan Anon?
- >She puts the plate down on the floor in the hallway, then takes a step into your room.
- >"Well maybe I could... come inside..."
- >She steps into your room.
- >You take a step back.
- >You've suddenly grown... worried.
- Well, yeah, I mean, if you want...
- >"Or, maybe... you could come inside... me..."
- >...What!?
- >You nervously laugh.
- Shy, are you even--
- >"FLUTTERshy..." she corrects.
- >Wait, WHAT?
- Fluttershy!?
- >She closes in on you.
- Like the p0ny!?
- >She jumps forward and gives you a mighty push, knocking you back onto your bed.
- >You bounce a little bit, then try to sit up, but the crafty girl drop kicks you on your chest, flinging you back down.
- >She jumps on top of you, backwards like a 69, and pins your shoulders down with her legs.
- >She's crazy powerful!
- >"Oh, is Anon Jr. happy to see me?"
- >You try to sit up, but her strong legs keep you pinned down.
- >She takes off your red, green apple-sporting sweatpants and exposes your manhood.
- What are you doing!?
- >She giggles, and starts jerking it slowly.
- >"Do you like momma's hooves all over your junk, Anon?"
- Hooves? Fucking HOOVES!?
- >She keeps you pinned, picking up the pace, before she's stroking quickly, almost violently.
- >It feels way too good.
- >But damn it, you don't want it to!
- Shy, stop it!
- >"Not until you love me, Anon!"
- I'm not Anon! This isn't greentext! Get a hold of yourself!
- >You can feel the climax slowly crawling its way toward the tip of your shaft.
- >No!
- >This feels so wrong!
- Shy, enough!!
- >It's coming!!
- >"Give me your seed filled with so many wonders!!"
- >Aaaaargh!
- >You jet your insides directly onto Shy's face.
- >She giggles, and opens her mouth, trying to get as much as she can onto her tongue.
- >You continue to pump, disgusted with yourself.
- >How did she do this to you...?
- >...And why are you so sleepy...?
- >Casting her spell that you are now under...
- >She rolls slowly off of you and gets to her feet.
- >Your vision gets blurry.
- >You can hardly see her walk away.
- >"...Momma loves you, Anon..."
- >You are now Swift.
- >And man, are you bored.
- >You sit at your desk, head supported by your arm and hand, browsing 4chan.
- >Man...
- >Nebulus is probably getting laid...
- >Collar's out at the gym...
- >What can you do...?
- >...
- >A thread catches your attention on /mlp/.
- >The OP picture is spoilered...
- >...Hmm.
- >You click the thread to see further images...
- >But it's already deleted.
- >You sit up in your seat.
- Damn, Scruffy. You're on your game...
- >...Huh. Well...
- >...No one's home...
- >...
- >You click the URL bar, typing in the address for Paheal.
- >Heh heh heh...
- >After a quick search for Fluttershy, you take a look through your options and slowly unzip your pants.
- >Hey, fuck it, ain't no one gonna catch you.
- >Just as you're about to pull it out--
- >Your door swings open violently, slamming against the wall.
- >You leap up in your chair, startled out of your mind, and fling your head around.
- >Shy stands at the threshold, covered in...
- >...Wait, what the fuck!?
- Shy!? What the hell is that!?
- >She looks at you, then past you to your monitor, shaking her head and tsking.
- >"Naughty boy... looking up nasty images of me?"
- >You squint your eyes.
- >...What? Is she--
- >OH SHIT!
- >You spin around and snag your mouse, slamming the X button as quickly as you can.
- Heh! Oh, gee! How did that get there? Crazy pop up ads... who would look at such a thing?
- >You throw on an awkward smile, laughing nervously as you look at Shy.
- >She's... grinning, oddly enough.
- >"There there, Anon..."
- >...There's that Anon thing again.
- >"You don't need to settle for pictures..."
- >She moseys up to you and sits down on your lap.
- >You kind of back away.
- >That's definitely cum on her face.
- >"...When you can have the real thing right here."
- >...
- >You sit in silence for a moment.
- ...Heh. Well, where are your wings, Fluttershy?
- >She slaps her face down hard to yours, melting her lips with yours.
- >The sloppy baby gravy on her face smears against your cheeks.
- AWH WHAT THE FUCK!?
- >She breaks the kiss.
- >"Is other people's cum on your face your fetish, Anon?"
- I'M NOT FUCKING GAY YOU DUMB BIMBO!
- >You try to get up, but she pins you down to the chair somehow.
- >How is she this strong!?
- >She giggles, and, keeping you pinned with her legs, swings her shirt up and over her arms, revealing her bare chest.
- >Your eyes widen.
- >...Hey, not bad.
- >She giggles.
- >"Do you like momma's crotchtits?"
- Yeah... I--
- >Crotchtits!?
- --I mean no! FUCK, NO!
- >You free your arms and try to pry yourself up and off, but she snags your arms mid-air.
- >She holds them down and around the chair, almost like you were handcuffed behind the back.
- >You fight, and struggle, but you can't get free.
- >She giggles again, and slides her body down off the chair, onto her knees.
- >Your member is already at full capacity through your zipper.
- >Wait!
- >Wha.. But how!?
- >Your--
- >...FUCK!
- >CLOPPING!
- >YOU KNEW IT WOULD BE YOUR DOWNFALL!
- >With her chest by your crotch, she presses her tits together with her shoulders, wrapping them around your second head.
- >You bite your tongue.
- >Jesus Christ...
- >"Let me show you a good time, Anon..."
- >She begins moving them up and down, sliding them all over your junk.
- >A bona-fide tit job.
- >You've never had this done before.
- >It's... incredible.
- >You grit your teeth.
- >No! Don't enjoy this, Swift! You can't!
- >The physical sensation is bliss!
- >But the mental sensation is hell!
- >"Do you like my crotchtits all over your no-no parts, Anon?"
- >And her fucking mouth!
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO FEEL!
- >"Feel my love!"
- YOUR LOVE IS SHIT!
- >Her fleshy, soft breasts caress your shaft faster and faster.
- >Holy shit, you can't take this!
- >"Give it to me, Anon!"
- Fuck you, you can't have it!
- >"But I want it!"
- EAT A DICK!
- >"OH ANON~"
- >She envelops her mouth around your shaft.
- >SWEET MERCIFUL--
- >Without warning, faster than your mind can comprehend, you soak the inside of her mouth with your cum.
- >She sucks your tip like a straw, greedily snagging every last drop she can get.
- >You grit your teeth again, but you soon seem to be getting.... rather sleepy...
- >Your vision blackens...
- >She laughs a little, then releases your hands, gets up, and walks toward your door.
- >You hold up your hand, rising from the chair.
- W-Wait...
- >You mumble.
- >But your consciousness is leaving you.
- >The ground swings quickly to your face as you collapse down, passed out.
- >The clock in the living room ticks very loudly.
- >You, Collar, sit down at the dining room table with your two roommates.
- >You all sit in silence...
- >...
- >The clock's noise still ticks through the air.
- >...
- >You sigh.
- ...Should I call him?
- >You look to your two roommates.
- >Nebulus looks at you, then Swift.
- >Then, back to you...
- >...He nods.
- >You look to Swift.
- >He's staring down at the table.
- >...
- >He looks back up, meeting your eyes.
- >...He also nods.
- ...Alright.
- >You reach into your pocket and bring out your phone.
- >You scroll through your contacts.
- >...
- >There. Theseus.
- >You select his name, and the call begins.
- >You put it on speaker, and place it in the middle of the table.
- >...
- >*Brrring.*
- >...
- >*Brrring.*
- >*Click*
- >"Hello?"
- >You look to your roommates.
- >...They all nod.
- ...Hey, Thes. How's it going?
- >"Collar? Hey man, good."
- >He pauses for a moment.
- >"...Am I on speaker?"
- >Nebulus sighs.
- >"Yeah Thes, you are. Look, we need to talk to you about something..."
- >There's a silence.
- >"...It's about Shy, isn't it?"
- >You all look to each other once more.
- >"...Yeah man, it is," Swift says.
- >He's silent once more.
- >...
- >"...Did she... did she rape you guys?"
- >Your heart jumps a little in your chest.
- >Nebulus and Swift seem to have the same general reaction.
- >You can hear Theseus sigh at the other end of the line.
- >"She did, huh?"
- >You're all silent...
- >...
- >"Well, come on..." he starts, "be honest..."
- >...
- >"...It was pretty fuckin' sweet, wasn't it?"
- >What...?
- >You look up to your friends.
- >Nebulus looks speechless.
- >Swift is biting his lip.
- >You turn back to the phone.
- Thes... that bitch was crazy.
- >He laughs at the other side of the line.
- >"Completely. Wouldn't go near her again. Kind of traumatizing, really..."
- >You laugh just a little.
- >"But you know it... while it lasted..."
- >You look up once again.
- >Swift takes a deep breath...
- >...And exhales, smiling like a bastard after.
- >"Okay, it was pretty damn incredible."
- >A hearty chuckle comes from the phone speaker.
- >Nebulus shifts in his chair a bit and laughs.
- >"Yeah man, I gotta say... that was probably the most intense sex I've ever had."
- >They look to you, smiling and laughing.
- >It's... contagious.
- >You smile too.
- ...Alright, alright... it was pretty fucking sweet.
- >"There we go!" Theseus shouts, laughing.
- >You all join in a great group giggle.
- >The crackily phone's chuckle is the loudest.
- >"Hahaha! Hah... hah... but really, watch out for that chick."
- >You all stop your laughing, wiping your faces or doing other nonchalant things, and nod.
- >"We don't need any other friends getting caught up with her."
- >"Yeah," Neb says, "that'd be... a little weird."
- >You all agree.
- >Man, what a bizarre thing to happen.
- >...Just watch out.
- >We don't need anyone else...
- >...Fucking Fluttershy
- The End
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