My Little Dicking

Day Barry White in Equestria.
>You are you-know-who and daaaayum you need sum o' dat sweet pony poon.
>Having the ponyvillians needing that hot monkey LOVE only goes so far to quell the beast within.
>But now an opportunity arises, the mane six have had told you of an event called the Grand Galloping Gala and even invited you to go with them.
>You remember it like it was yesterday.
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>You were on your porch playing a harmonica like a fucking bumpkin.
>Suddenly you saw the horizon to your house grow manes, six to be exact.
>Slowly galloping into full view you see the mane six taking calm strides to your house.
>"Hey 'Nonny!"
"Yo pinks what up"
>Me and the girls were gonna go to a super duper fun party called the GRAND GALLOPING GALA! Were gonna play music and party and have dry anal and meet the princesses and...
>You quickly drown her out and focus on the others.
>Twilight is the first to respond.
>"The Grand Galloping Gala is the single biggest party all year, not many people attend because it's an invite only."
>Rarity begins to perk up a bit.
>"It's simply the greatest party for fashion in all of Equestria!"
>"Yeah, and um, the gardens are beautiful too..."
>You could barely hear fluttershy say that past the pink machine ranting in the background.
>Twilight clears her throat and gains your attention.
>"What we all wanna say is that we were given an invitation with a plus one, and were wondering if you would like to come."
"Really? You'd use your only plus one on me? That's very sweet of you all, I'll defiantly come.
>It's Applejacks turn to speak up.
>"Yeah sugarcube, it'll be around in six days, dontcha' miss it fer nothin' ya hear?"
>"Oh and I'll be making your suit darling, be around the boutique in five days."
>Rarity said that excitedly enough to convince you that you are going to be a model.


>Pinkies' face suddenly appears in your face.
>"...AND IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN! So whatdya say Anon wanna come with us?"
>All of the mane six turn pleading eyes to you.
"I'll be there for sure."
>"Thanks 'Nonny! See you there!"
>The mane six all say goodbyes and head off towards town.
>You start to think, a party? Drunk chicks? Pony poontang?
>This is the perfect level of difficulty to make the dicking even sweeter.
>All you have to do is wait.
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>Now that waiting is up, you stand eagerly at the castle gates to see the pussy game this place was storin'.
>"Well girls, and Anon, this is the place. Now let's have-"
>"FUN!"
>Pinkie was quite quick to interrupt twilight on that word.
>You walk inside and ignore the musical number kicking off outside.
>You got a pocket full of bits and pussy on the mind, the makings of a true man.
>You see your first target, a petite mare with and elegant dress showing of three frenchy thingies as her cutie mark.
>She's all alone at the bar, begging for attention. Begging for the D!
"Hey there babe, what's happening?"
>"Eww, fuck off wierdo."
>Ooookay, maybe not her but keep your chin up Anon, it was just one mare.