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alidan

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Oct 8th, 2012
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  1. some men want to watch the hive burn
  2. this keeps getting removed from pastebin, i don't know why.
  3.  
  4. >day... well... 2... really
  5. >you found black bug horse... things
  6. >you watched them
  7. >studied them
  8. >and realized they mimic whatever the fuck they change into
  9. >after the first day, they saw you
  10. >well... yer fucked now... may as well screw with them
  11.  
  12. >be cryssalis...
  13. >what in the ever loveing fuck is going on
  14. >your hive turned into hairless apes
  15. >all male... jusgeing by their... genitals
  16. >what the fuck are they doing... what do that
  17.  
  18. >be anon, you taught them that akward boner hugs were the common greating
  19.  
  20. >be crysslis
  21. >holy fucking shit... what are they yelling
  22.  
  23. >be anon
  24. >you only spoke in memes,
  25. >you personal faviroite was
  26.  
  27. >be cryssilis
  28. >you are hovering over the chaos
  29. >"LEEERRROYYY JEENKKINNNSSSSS"
  30. >the FUCK are they yelling that for
  31.  
  32. >be anon
  33. >god this couldnt have worked any better if you had hoped
  34. >you know why they are all acting like this, even though its fucking stupid
  35.  
  36. >be cryssilis
  37. >what the hell is he sticking it in that hole for?
  38. >what purpose does it serve?
  39. >so you wait, you have to see what is going on
  40.  
  41. >be anon
  42. >your particular favorite was when you only made meme faces too,
  43.  
  44. >be 15minutes later and crysiliss
  45. >what stamana...
  46. >what pleasure
  47. >what... the FUCK FACE IS HE MAKING
  48.  
  49. >be anon
  50. >you cant stop laughing at this
  51. >thousands of them
  52. >all fucking
  53. >all acting retarded
  54. >and than the biggest one of all went flying the fuck out of the cave
  55. >you followed
  56.  
  57. >be crysiliss
  58. >you are on the edge of a nervous breakdown
  59. >and thats when you saw him
  60.  
  61. >be anon
  62. sup
  63. >"oh god, not another one"
  64. hehe i taught them well
  65. >you see the look on her face
  66.  
  67. >be crysliss
  68. >THIS BASTARD... HE... huh...
  69. >this emotion tastes great...
  70. >maybe i should keep him
  71.  
  72. >be anon
  73. >be... happy
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