how to shitpost lesson AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Explaining 2hu pt.1

Touhou Project (or Tōhō Project for those in the know) is a vertical-scrolling "danmaku" (bullet curtain) shooting game best known for its high difficulty and its cute girl characters. The characters are all very moé (if they don't know what that term means you should stop associating with them immediately) and the moé appeal of the characters has contributed to its high popularity in Nippon. I also enjoy masturbating to these characters. I imagine myself sniffing their panties as I touch myself. I always wish I lived among them in their world, but sometimes I wish I could be one of them--a little girl living in Gensōkyō, spending each day practicing danmaku and drinking tea. Why couldn't I have been born a girl?