Fun With Bubble Butt

Fun With Bubble Butt (Anonymous x Derpy Hooves, MILF, casual sex on the kitchen floor)

>It's been some time since you first woke up in Equestria on the outskirts of the humble little village of Ponyville with only the clothing on your back. What little you could remember about your life back on earth wasn't much worth remembering anyhow, just the average middle class, blue collar, handyman with a crappy sofa and a cheap laptop computer. Fortune was kind enough to smile upon you though, the first pony you ran into was a clumsy pegasus with googly eyes and a heart of pure gold who was willing to offer you lodgings for the remainder of your stay. Honestly, you don't really want to go back home, things are much more interesting in Equestria!
>"I'm back from work, Anon!" Derpy says as she enters her home, hanging up her hat as she does so. "I know you're still looking for a job, but do I think I've found you something to do while you're searching."
>"Oh? What is that?" you ask curiously.
>"My house could actually use a new coat of paint, I'd really appreciate it if you'd help me tomorrow after work," Derpy smiles as she enter the living room where you're currently crashing.
>Unlike most pegasi, Derpy lives on the ground with the other unicorns and earth ponies despite property in Cloudsdale being relatively cheap these days. Living in the clouds isn't really an option right now though, it turns out that Derpy is also a single mother raising a little unicorn foal all by herself. Since the first week of you're arrival, you've wanted to ask about cute little Dinky but declined to inquire about the matter for fear of opening old wounds best left to heal.
>"I'd be more than happy to!" you smile at you friend as she passes.
>The innocent Derpy Hooves hums a pleasant little tune to herself as she trots over to the kitchen to prepare an afternoon snack for her daughter Dinky who will be returning home from school any minute now. You can't help but give Derpy's bubbly behind a quick glance as you watch, her ass probably one of the finer ones in all of Ponyville.
>"Would you like anything to eat, Anon?" Derpy asks.
>"N-No! I'm good, thanks!" you respond nervously.
>Almost getting caught looking at the MILF's plump behind gives you a small rush, your heart beating a little faster at the thought of grabbing two handfuls of grey pony ass and just playing with it like it was thick dough. You can almost imagine Derpy's reaction to you kneading her ass cheeks with your strong working hands, parting them like the Red Sea to reveal her glistening cunt and fat pony asshole, running your tongue along her cute little slit as she cries for for, causing her silly eyes to cross ever more in ecstasy.
>"I mustn't!" you scold yourself. "Derpy is my friend! And her daughter will be home from school soon!"
>Just imagining Dinky's blushing face as she trots into the kitchen to find you molesting her poor mother is almost enough to drive you mad. Her eyes glistening with tears of both confusion and fear as a creature she once trusted has his way with her own mother, ruining her innocence in one fell swoop. Derpy would be standing there in the kitchen with her face down and ass in the air, moaning uncontrollably as you suck on her swollen pink clitoris before slowly-
>"Dammit! No!" you slap yourself. "That's just wrong! Immoral!"
>"I'm putting some muffins in the oven!" Derpy calls out to you.
>"I'd like to put a few muffins in your oven," you say to yourself, standing up and sneaking over to the kitchen.
>Derpy Hooves is working away in the kitchen, her blonde tail swaying from side-to-side as she canters about. She's humming some sort of joyful tune to herself, the same tune you hear her singing to Dinky before bed every single night. You curse yourself for thinking such unclean thoughts as you slowly make your way into the kitchen and prepare to potentially ruin everything you've built in the short time you've been living in Equestria…

>"Now or never!" you tell yourself as you get down on your knees and pull Derpy's tail to the side.
>"Woah, Anon! Didn't see you back there!" Derpy jumps in place. "What exactly are you doing back there anywaaaaaa-!"
>Derpy is cut off the the sensation of your tongue trailing up and down her grey outer folds, causing her to moisten almost immediately at the sensual stimulation. The MILF is completely speechless as you use your middle and index finger to part her plump pussy to get a better look at her pink entrance.
>''"Not too different from a humans…," you note before being taken aback by the strange new sight of Derpy's large pony clitoris. "Well, that's a little different."
>"Mmm, that feels good," Derpy moans into the linoleum floor tiles.
>Something isn't adding up. Derpy should probably be shouting for help, or at least kicking you in the face by now. What's wrong with her?
>"You like getting molested by strangers, huh?" you grin with lust. "How about getting eaten out by strangers?"
>Derpy doesn't have time to respond before your long slithers into her love tunnel like a sexy serpent, probing at this strange new would of pony poon. Ponies honestly don't taste that different from anything else by your judgment, they're almost sweeter in fact. "Must have something to do with their diet," you muse to yourself.
>"Don't forget to press my special button," Derpy pleads, her sexual juices now dripping onto the once clean floor.
>"Want some clit service too, huh?" you lick the sweet nectar from your lips. "I guess I can do that much before going to down on that tight little asshole of yours."
>The pegasus looks like she's about to protest the idea of scary butt fun, but she quickly loses control as you take her now winking clitoris between your lips. You slowly trace circles around the bundle of sensitive nerves as the floor beneath you get progressively more wet, Derpy's legs turning into jelly as you get her engine running like a pro.
>Derpy collapses into a adorable heap on the floor as you bring her to her first squirting orgasm of the day. It's kind of strange that she doesn't seem very concerned about her daughter walking in on this amazing display of taboo tongue twister. Maybe she's caught up in the moment much like yourself and doesn't care?
>"Please, Anon!" Derpy looks back at you with glistening eyes. "Do me right here!"
>Not being one to keep a girl, or mare in this case waiting, you hoist the almost weightless mare until her splayed out wings are pressing up against you firm chest. You quickly unzip your jeans to reveal you erect cock which causes Derpy to gasp at the strange shape and girth.
>"Wow!" Derpy's goodly eyes light up with almost child-like wonder. "You're a big guy!"
>"For you," you lick Derpy behind the ear as you line up your dick head with her glistening entrance.
>There's a loud wet squelch as you slide your member into Derpy's marehood and get right to business. It's pretty amazing how tight she's remained after getting fucked by a stallion and having a foal soon afterwards. For a second, you imagine what would happen is Derpy ended up getting pregnant from this who affair, but you quickly push it aside as nonsense.
>"Keep going, Anon! I'm sooo close!" Derpy begs desperately, using her inner muscles to draw you in deeper than before.
>You're no expert on pony anatomy, but you're pretty sure you can feel the tip of your member brushing up against little Derpy's equine cervix. That's hot as fuck.
>"I'm gonna cum, Derpy!" you cry as your balls continue to smack up against Derpy's plump rump.
>"I'm gonna cum too!" Derpy cries as you feel a bolt of lightning go up your spine from the tip of your cock.
>Both of you cry out in pleasure as you reach your climaxes at the same time. Your balls tightening up against your pelvis as you fire gouts of warm monkey spunk right into Derpy's burning womb. Cum begins to leak out of Derpy's body as your erection begins to slowly soften, the two of you now passed out on the floor like you just ran ten miles up a steep hill.
>"I'm home!" a little voice call from the the front door as little Dinky trots into the building and enters the kitchen. "Hey mom! Hey Anonymous! Are you two having special hugs now too?"
>A chill runs through you as the little filly looks down at the two of you with innocent eyes. She's not even the least bit phased by the fact that you're lying on the floor with her mother who's currently leaking pearly seed all over the floor. This is almost like some sort of surreal wet dream that you'd get from eating too much chocolate before bedtime.
>"Hey there, Dinky!" Derpy smile up at her daughter. "We were just having a little fun while the muffins were baking!"
>"Oh, okay! I'll go upstairs and finish my homework until dinner!" Dinky says before grabbing a juice box from the fridge and heading upstairs.
>Speechless. Completely speechless.
>"Are you alright, Anon?" Derpy stands up. "Maybe we should finish outside so we don't get the floor all sticky?"
>"I… umm…," you stammer is disbelief.
>"Race you!" Derpy beams before taking off out the front door.
>*ding!*
>"I guess the muffins are done…," you fall onto your back in defeat.