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  1. Monika snoops through your computer trying to find out some of your interests but ends up finding fart porn.
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  3. About an hour after you got home, you hear a knock on your front door. When you open it, you find Monika.
  4.  
  5. "Oh, hey. I'm surprised to see you here, I don't think you've ever come over before."
  6.  
  7. "Yeah, I guess I haven't. Could I come in? I wanted to talk to you about something."
  8.  
  9. "Sure. What's up?"
  10.  
  11. Monika grins lightly.
  12.  
  13. "I found out about your fetish."
  14.  
  15. You are stunned. That was the last thing that you had expected her to say.
  16.  
  17. Unable to fully believe it, you questioned her, "I-I'm sorry... w-what did you say?"
  18.  
  19. Monika simply ignored the question and continued on.
  20.  
  21. "Y'know... when I found out about it, I was shocked. To think, that you like such a disgusting action..."
  22.  
  23. You can't even form words anymore. She wasn't joking... 'disgusting action'? She definitely knew!
  24.  
  25. "But, let me tell you something..." Monika paused, "I like you! And when I say that, I mean as more than just a friend! So, I'm willing to accept this part of you too."
  26.  
  27. "Y-you are?"
  28.  
  29. "Of course. I won't lie - I find it a bit... odd... to say the least..."
  30.  
  31. Monika then grinned a bit harder before continuing.
  32.  
  33. "But who knows? One of these days, I may 'accidentally'... pass gas when you happen to be around~"
  34.  
  35. Time seems to freeze around you. Did you hear that right? Is she implying what you think she's implying?!
  36.  
  37. Before you could fully gather your thoughts though, she spoke again.
  38.  
  39. "Well, anyway... I have to get home. I'll see you tomorrow~"
  40.  
  41. With that, she let herself out and walked back home. You decided to take a cold shower to clear your head. After the shower (and then dinner), you tried to write your poem for tomorrow... After a great deal of time, you gave up. You couldn't focus. You decided to just go to bed a bit early, and try to write the poem in the morning.
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  44.  
  45. You wake up and get ready for your day, before heading off to school.
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  48.  
  49. After school, you head for the Litterature Club. You are the last one to arrive.
  50.  
  51. "You're late. What happened?"
  52.  
  53. "Sorry. I didn't sleep well last night. I've been a bit unfocused all day..."
  54.  
  55. Monika grinned.
  56.  
  57. "Are you feeling alright?"
  58.  
  59. "Yeah, don't worry!"
  60.  
  61. "That's good. We're just reading by ourselves right now, so you didn't miss much. Get your book out a-"
  62.  
  63. Crap. You forgot to bring a book...
  64.  
  65. "Um, I don't think I brought one today..."
  66.  
  67. "Don't worry! I can let you read my book with me!"
  68.  
  69. You nod and bring a chair right next to hers. The two of you began reading.
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  74.  
  75. A few minutes later, you hear a soft growling. As you look to Monika, she looks to you.
  76.  
  77. "Sorry~ That was my stomach. I don't normally drink soda, but I decided that I might as well treat myself to one today~" Monika whispers.
  78.  
  79. She turns back to the book and continues reading. After a few moments, you also start reading again, despite your now, racing heart.
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  82.  
  83. Another few minutes pass before you see Monika shift a bit. She lifts up one side of her butt slightly, leaning her body away from you.
  84.  
  85. *BBbrRRRRRrrRRRrrrrrt!*
  86.  
  87. The deep sound droned on for seconds, before finally stopping.
  88.  
  89. "Ahahah!" Monika laughs.
  90.  
  91. "Pardon me~," Monika said, clearly not truly excusing herself.
  92.  
  93. The class is silent. Nobody would have ever, in a million years, expected that kind of explosion from Monika.
  94.  
  95. Finally, Natsuki broke the silence, "M-Monika! D-did you just?!"
  96.  
  97. "That wasn't very ladylike of me, was it?~", Monika began, "Anyway, sorry for the distraction. Let's just get back to our books, okay?"
  98.  
  99. After everyone turned back to their books, you saw Monika take a glace at your pants and quietly giggle to herself.
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  102.  
  103. For the rest of the club, time felt as if it were merely crawling forward. Eventually, though, it did end. The bell rang. Everyone packed up their stuff. You start to pick up your stuff as well when Monika turned to you again.
  104.  
  105. "Hey, MC? I was wondering if I could hang out with you today?"
  106.  
  107. "Sure. What do you want to do, anyway? I've got a-"
  108.  
  109. Barely paying attention, Monika opened her backpack and took out a bottle of soda from it, then begins drinking it.
  110.  
  111. "Wait a minute, I didn't think that you liked to drink soda...? You've already had one today, and now, you're going to have ano-"
  112.  
  113. She finished almost half of the soda before a small belch escaped her lips, interrupting you, and causing you to lightly blush.
  114.  
  115. "I'm sorry, how rude of me~ What were you saying?"
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  120. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
  121. "Be warned though, I'm a bit bloated at the moment~"
  122. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
  123. "Y'know", Monika began, cutting you off, "I still feel like I really need to pass some gass~"
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  125. "I'm not normally so flatulent."
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  127. Break wind
  128. Cut the cheese
  129. Pass gas
  130. Fart
  131. Backdoor tuba
  132. Stepped on a duck
  133. Gassy
  134. Bloated
  135. Backfire
  136. Flatulent
  137.  
  138. //Pull my finger.
  139. //Don't worry! If I feel one coming, I'll tell you.
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  152. personal note - invader zim episode 4, sneeze
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