Corruption, Session 5

<DM>	-=QUEST RESUME!=-
<DM>	..... need shells, hang on
*	You are now known as WindStrike
*	NickServ sets mode +r WindStrike
*	X_X (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
*	X__X (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
*	You are now known as DM
*	WindStrike (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
*	WindStrike is now known as X___X
*	X_X is now known as UnknownGuy
<DM>	*The man in the white robe whose face is hidden (huh, wonder where we've seen that trope before) reaches the top of the ladder. The room above appears to be pretty dark, just like my plans for snorting a moose.*
<UnknownGuy>	Hmm, maybe eternal night wasn't such a good idea... I can't see.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo climbs up the skirted ladder... What.
*	DM face-palms.
<DM>	*You skirt up the ladder, which climbs itself down into a pit of shenanigans- NOT THIS AGAIN!*
<DM>	IT JUST STARTED
<DM>	HOW THEJFGREAHKFRKEAFA
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo can't look in the dark
<DM>	*Odd, the tunnels were dark, yet you were able to navigate. Must have something to do with.... ah hah!
<UnknownGuy>	Wait, I think I have something....
<DM>	*You hear UnknownGuy produce... something. It sounds like a stick, and a moment later, he summons the ultimate anti-darkness weapon....
*	X__X is now known as PlotTorch
<UnknownGuy>	Behold... my epic torch!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	...
*	PlotTorch appears out of convenience, blasting the room with light, revealing...... a room reluctant of the plot.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	I am not sure how to answer that
<UnknownGuy>	It's quite nifty.
<DM>	*Before you're able to actually look around the room some, PlotTorch reveals an oncoming shield slamming into UnknownGuy's face.*
<DM>	$8d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 10, 8, 2, 1, 5 and 5. Total: 41. Successes: 6.
<UnknownGuy>	Ah shhhhhhhh-
*	UnknownGuy is slammed into the other side of the room, taking 3 damage and passing out for the heck of it.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo watches as shenanigans happen
*	PlotTorch falls to the floor, and unlike most fires, it doesn't set things on fire.
<PlotTorch>	I'm the plot. Like a boss.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo pokes the PlotTorch, reluctant of the plot
*	PlotTorch takes 1 damage.
<DM>	*The fire in its own heart will go on, and a large boat will sink..... oh wait, it already did.*
<DM>	*You hear a familiar voice call towards you.*
*	X___X is now known as Yuka
<Yuka>	Yarko, are you alright?
<Yuka>	I'm sorry, I don't remember your name properly!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	I guess?
<PlotTorch>	Allow me to reveal the full name. It's......... bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	...
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	This torch is dumb
<DM>	*As the woman carrying the large shield lowers said shield, the PlotTorch reveals it to indeed be Yuka.*
<Yuka>	What's with the talking torch?
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo shrugs like a Reggie from Nintendo would
<DM>	*Your body is ready.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo is ready for waiting... And waiting...
<Yuka>	Really though, you shouldn't hang out with strangers like that.. weird guy that I just owned.
*	Yuka raises her shields in the direction of said weird guy. He's still passed out.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	... What are strangers?
<PlotTorch>	Me.
<Yuka>	.....
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo still doesn't know much about English
<DM>	*You know what, you can do without the copious amount of light.*
*	Yuka uses Double Bash on PlotTorch! (Roll Power twice!)
<Yuka>	$8d10
<Navi>	Yuka: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 5, 9, 4, 1, 10 and 3. Total: 41. Successes: 5.
<Yuka>	$8d10
<Navi>	Yuka: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 5, 1, 5, 8, 9 and 1. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
*	Yuka deals 3 + 2 = 5 damage to PlotTorch.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	...
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	Why was I born
*	PlotTorch illuminates its last plot as it gets bashed to death by an angry woman that apparently hates light. For this purpose, Iyaruka_Aetashigo was unborn into herself, thereby allowing her to be born in the first place. That's why.
*	PlotTorch is now known as X__X
*	UnknownGuy starts grumbling.
<UnknownGuy>	... wait, I may be grumbling...... but I'm not a Moblin.
*	UnknownGuy gets up, weary of the plot- I mean shields.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	... What's a Moblin?
<DM>	*Joe.*
<DM>	*To replace the late PlotTorch, ambient moonlight filters in through the windows, allowing you to kinda see...... to an extent.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo is still wondering what the hell a Moblin is. Is it someone who mumbles?
<DM>	*Apparently, voicechat users are now Moblins.*
<UnknownGuy>	Hey, pally o'er there with the shields, why'd you hit me? I was just leading this unaware little girl through a dark tunnel and to an abandoned house.
<Yuka>	. . .
*	UnknownGuy appears to look at Iyaruka_Aetashigo.
<UnknownGuy>	It's what I was doing, right pal?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	... There is an abandoned house?
<UnknownGuy>	We're standing in it.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	???
<DM>	*You are indeed in an abandoned house.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo looks dumbfounded.
<UnknownGuy>	... please tell me you know what that is.
<UnknownGuy>	Screw it, just nod your head.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	I didn't know this was an abandoned house.
<Yuka>	Hey Jennie bud, can I just bash this guy's head into a wall now?
*	Yuka remembered your nickname! ..... she doesn't get brownie points.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	I have no idea who is what anymore
<DM>	*I'm a plane, UnknownGuy is the plot, Yuka is a torchkiller, and Navi is the boss.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	The pot is a plot?
<UnknownGuy>	Hey, I helped you get here to this town, remember? I'm the shady guy that was drivin' the boat.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	... Oh. The... Uh... Priest?
<Yuka>	And I'M the one that found you under an inn!
<UnknownGuy>	Yeah, priest, sounds good!
<UnknownGuy>	..... better name than UnknownGuy.
*	UnknownGuy is now known as Priest
*	Priest has unlocked the achievement of slightly less fishy dude.
<Yuka>	Who are you, anyways?
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo watches as the world around her seem to go out of whack
<Priest>	I... am an unknown plot elemen-
<Priest>	I.... shall keep my identity hidden for now. The plot is not ready for my reveal.
<Yuka>	.....
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((Spoilers: Priest is the boss))
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((/me runs))
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	What is how
<Priest>	But I will say this... our enemy is not who it appears to be. I happen to know that Malek has a brother. His name, I know not.
<Yuka>	How does that have any relevance to Malek screwing up my life?!
<Priest>	You shall see.... for now, let us get to the palace.
<Priest>	Yakkojen, will you help us find who the real enemy is?
<Yuka>	... who?
<DM>	*I think he means the girl with an overly complicated name.*
*	Priest tries putting his hand on your shoulder, Iyaruka_Aetashigo.
<Priest>	Help us, Jakkoyen Yarko Man. You're our only hope.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo jumps 0 feet into the air and bangs head, but doesn't bang head because science.
<DM>	*Your sudden lack of movement as the result of science causes an infitesimaly small rip in the space of continuum time.*
<Priest>	I can give you cookies if you help.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	... What are cookies?
<Yuka>	I can bake you FRESH cookies if you help!
<Priest>	Oh for.... is there something you want in particular?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	?
<Priest>	Nevermind, just... follow me.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo follows the following
<Yuka>	You're darn right you're leading the front. I'm not turning my back towards someone who won't show his face!
*	Priest leads out the door, following a follow the follower that followers behind a following of falling followers.
*	DM dies.
<Yuka>	You are the worst leader I've ever seen.
<Priest>	Good.
<Yuka>	Jennie, if you kill the priest, I will gladly support you.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo is befuddled
<DM>	*You head in the direction of the palace. Eventually, you reach the backside of the house closest to the palace. Just around the corner, you can see the front side of the palace....*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((Brb))
<DM>	*The main door is broken in half, and you see several bodies laying around it. Two of the bodies were guards, the other two were not.*
<DM>	*As Yuka's reaction to this loads, you continue to be not here, as indicated by a Brb.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((BACK))
<DM>	((FORWARD))
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo is back from the backside of the flipside of backs.... However that works.
<DM>	*Roll Courage.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo tries to roll for Courage, except that she is dumb and doesn't know what to roll against!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$9d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 6, 10, 10, 4, 7, 10 and 7. Total: 64. Successes: 10.
<DM>	$9d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 9, 3, 8, 8, 5, 8 and 7. Total: 60. Successes: 8.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((I SWEAR, THAT LUCKSACK))
<DM>	*You succeed in flipping off the backside of the a flipping back and the flip of a flipside of the backside.*
*	Maliki has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<DM>	*As you perform animations only possible in Gary's Mod, Priest inverts for an instant, and the house nearby burps out a plot hole.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo watches as the plot hole almost pops out, reluctant of the plot
<DM>	*Yuka seems to be completely frozen at the sight of the corpses at the front door.*
<Yuka>	Why.... why did they already attack.... without me?
<Priest>	Why were you trying to get this Jen girl?
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo appears to be doing nothing in response to everything... Huh?
<Yuka>	Lode... he told me we needed more help... so he told me to get... Jen. They were supposed to wait... for me.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo apparently gets a new nickname now known as Jen.
<Priest>	Hmm, who's Lode?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	Some weird guy
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	A baka
<Yuka>	He's the leader of our resistance, and although he's an idiot... he's my best friend!
*	Yuka progressively becomes more tsundere as she tears up.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo spoke Japanese... What.
<DM>	*Your Japanese has spawned more Japanese. Just don't go Engrish on us.*
<Yuka>	I shall... avenge my brothers that have fallen-
<Priest>	Wait.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	... Tsundere?
<DM>	*As Priest holds back Yuka, you see a contigent of about 6 guards heading down the main road towards the palace.*
<Priest>	Yes. Sunday.
<DM>	*According to Japan, Sunday = Tsundere. Learning new stuff every day, folks.*
<Priest>	Do you think you two can really take down 6 guards, plus whatever else is in there?
*	Yuka slams her shield into the ground, pouting.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo probably could, but since she is mostly a dumb blonde, she doesn't bother attacking.
<Priest>	There should be a side entrance on the west side. You two go around that way. I'll support the resistance up front. Let's just say... I'm good at causing chaos.
<Priest>	Observe.
*	Priest waltzes out into the open silently, then begins chanting in some weird language.
<Priest>	$11d10
<Navi>	Priest: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 5, 3, 10, 1, 9, 2, 10, 8 and 4. Total: 66. Successes: 9.
<DM>	$2d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8 and 9. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo wonders where the side entrance is
<DM>	*A few moments later, one of the guards in the group starts to wildly attack his allies. The guard's eyes are glazed over with a yellow glow.*
<Priest>	Hmph. This is nothing for my group's followers.
<Priest>	Go now!
<Yuka>	Come on Jen, let's... let's go.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	Okay?
*	Yuka picks up her shield and hides her face behind her shields as she heads towards the side entrance.
<DM>	*..... how does that even work.*
<DM>	*HOW DO YOU SEE LIKE THAT?!*
*	Yuka perfectly navigates her way towards the side entrance despite apparently being blind.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo walks the follow of blind
<DM>	*After a few minutes, you reach the side entrance. It looks like a dried-up well in front of the great sandstone walls of the palace.*
<Yuka>	This is it.*
*	Priest is now known as X_X
*	Yuka is now known as X___X
*	X_X is now known as Yuka
<DM>	(don't mind me, just shell switching)
*	Yuka gets on the ladder of the well and climbs down.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo looks at the ladder of lads. Is it stoned?
<DM>	*It uhh... appears to be a ladder made out of.... oh, yep.... mahogany. Dusty, but maaaaaahogany.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo grabs the ladder's ski- Yeah no. Just grabs the ladder.
<DM>	*Roll Power vs. the ladder's Power!*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	...
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$7d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 9, 3, 2, 6 and 10. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
<DM>	$7d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 5, 6, 5, 4 and 4. Total: 41. Successes: 5.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$7d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 8, 3, 3, 2 and 10. Total: 45. Successes: 6.
<DM>	$7d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 5, 3, 8, 2 and 2. Total: 22. Successes: 2.
<DM>	*You successfully grab and pick up the ladder right after Yuka gets off the ladder! Now that you're carrying it, would you like to climb down it?*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo wonders how the hell she is carrying the ladder even though she should be climbing down the ladder when grabbing it. Context man.
<DM>	*In context, there is no plot. Only you, a spoon, and a moose.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo throws the ladder at a random spot and jumps down?
<DM>	*Roll Power
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$7d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 6, 7, 4, 5 and 2. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
<DM>	*You throw the ladder upwards and then jump down into the ground you're currently standing on. As I decide to turn off the literal switch, you find yourself teleported to the bottom of the well, standing beside Yuka and awaiting the room before you, reluctant as always.*
<DM>	*Also, said ladder crashes behind you, spontaneously exploding. There is no going back.*
<Yuka>	What.... just happened?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((Probably should have carried the ladder instead of throwing it))
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	I think the ladder died.
<Yuka>	.... good thing we got down here first.
<Yuka>	I'll take the front. ......... any chance you got a light?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	... No light.
<DM>	*It is indeed dark ahead. A nice, dark passageway awaiting for two girls. Good thing this isn't Japan.*
<Yuka>	Ooooh boy.
*	Yuka advances slowly into the tunnel ahead, weary of..... sneak attacks.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo is walking behind the behinds of hinds and bees.
*	Maliki (~John@101.163.67.155) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	*You head into the tunnel. As you do, an ambient drone reminiscent of random echoes bouncing off sewer walls greets you, and you can hear various drip drops as the ceiling rains lightly upon a thin layer of water beneath you.*
<DM>	*A voice creeps into your mind:
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo gets voiced
<DM>	"She's right in front of you. Just stab her...."
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo is too dumb to find out what the voice is trying to say
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo has no idea what to do
<Yuka>	Wait.... there's something here.
*	Yuka halts in her tracks.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo stops walking?
<DM>	*Torches with purple fires light up around you, revealing a locked door before you and a small arena with a damp floor around you.*
<DM>	*From behind, you hear footsteps slowly advance towards you.*
<Yuka>	I thought this is supposed to be a back entrance....
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo turns her head in a 180 degree and breaks her neck. Again. Looking behind?
<DM>	*You see the blur of.... something ghostly hovering around you two.*
<DM>	*You look behind and see what appears to be a guard approaching you. Though, this one has a flaming, bloodied, razor-edged sword as opposed to a spear.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempts to look for something to do
<DM>	*The guard stops about 10 feet away from you and points his sword at you two.*
*	X__X is now known as Guard
<Guard>	In the name of the great lord, Malek, what are you two snooping around the back for?
<Yuka>	Some back entrance.....
<DM>	*The blurry movement hovering around you stops, revealing something that resembles a Poe.*
*	X___X is now known as DarkSoul
<Yuka>	Let's take them down, Jen!
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<Yuka>	$init 1d8
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Yuka: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<DM>	lolwut
<Guard>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Guard: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<DarkSoul>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	DarkSoul: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM>	stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-556-post-1260.html#pid1260
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Guard (5), DarkSoul (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (1) and Yuka (1).
<Guard>	I bring judgment upon those that trespass unjustly upon Lord Malek's property.
<Guard>	And I shall destroy....
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	... What does unjustly mean?
<Guard>	..... what?
<DM>	*Jen, roll Wisdom vs. Guard.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$5d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 9, 7 and 5. Total: 25. Successes: 3.
<Guard>	$2d10
<Navi>	Guard: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9 and 4. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
<Guard>	... just what IS unjustly?
*	Guard spends his time contemplating the meaning of something that shouldn't need such contemplation.
<Guard>	?h
<Guard>	$endturn
<Navi>	Guard has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Guard (5), DarkSoul (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (1) and Yuka (1).
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo has her brain blown up as she tries to find out what unjustly means
<DM>	yuka's stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-556-post-1290.html#pid1290
<DarkSoul>	Gah! No wonder they sent me to aid in Malek's take over.... his minions are all idiots.
*	DarkSoul fires a Dark Blast at Iyaruka_Aetashigo! (Roll Wisdom)
<DarkSoul>	$8d10
<Navi>	DarkSoul: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 4, 1, 8, 7, 4 and 2. Total: 31. Successes: 2.
<DarkSoul>	wat
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$6d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 1, 3, 1 and 4. Total: 13. Successes: 0.
<DM>	...........
<DM>	*Navi................
*	DarkSoul gains a success.
*	DarkSoul hits Iyaruka_Aetashigo for 3 magical damage!
<DarkSoul>	- defense
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo takes two wholely damage
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	1h, ?m
*	DarkSoul then uses Hide in Guard's body.
<DarkSoul>	?h, 4m | They see me hiiiiiding..... they haaaaating.....
<DarkSoul>	$endturn
<Navi>	DarkSoul has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Guard (5), DarkSoul (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (1) and Yuka (1).
<Yuka>	Don't worry Jen, I'll heal you when I can!
<Guard>	Unjustly.... unjustly.......... un..... just....... ly......
<Guard>	AH HAH! It means... what DOES it mean?
<DarkSoul>	Shut up and sword them.
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo pulls out a bow and arrow and attempts to fire it at... The Guard since that dumbed Soul got in there. Guard rolls Courage to defend... I guess..
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$15d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 5, 9, 3, 6, 6, 9, 7, 4, 4, 5, 5, 9 and 10. Total: 87. Successes: 11.
*	Guard raises his super bubble shielded...... shield.
<Guard>	$12d10
<Navi>	Guard: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 1, 2, 4, 10, 4, 10, 3, 3, 7 and 1. Total: 60. Successes: 7.
<DM>	*Your arrow pierces straight through the bubble barbed shield as it lands in his lung.*
<Guard>	ARGH! THAT'S UNJUSTLY YOU FIEND!
*	Guard takes 3 damage.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$endturn
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Guard (5), DarkSoul (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (1) and Yuka (1).
<Guard>	4h | ARROW TO THE LUNG | Bubble reforms during Iyaruka_Aetashigo's turn 3rd round
<Yuka>	I've got your back!
*	Yuka casts Heal Beam on you.
*	Yuka then uses Cover on you.
<Yuka>	5h, 2m | Covering Iyaruka_Aetashigo
<Yuka>	$endturn
<Navi>	Yuka has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Guard (5), DarkSoul (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (1) and Yuka (1).
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	3h, ?m
*	DarkSoul siphons 1 magic from Iyaruka_Aetashigo and Yuka.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	3h, 0m
<Yuka>	Argh! Darn that thing!
<Yuka>	5h, 1m
<Guard>	It's killing time, eh?
<Guard>	Time to take out the meatshield!
*	Guard slices at Yuka! (Roll Courage)
<Guard>	$8d10
<Navi>	Guard: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 6, 3, 5, 10, 7 and 9. Total: 53. Successes: 8.
<Guard>	+1 success
<Yuka>	$13d10
<Navi>	Yuka: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 9, 3, 9, 10, 4, 10, 1, 8, 5, 4 and 9. Total: 89. Successes: 12.
*	Yuka uses her double Heavy Shields to fend off the attack.
<Yuka>	Hah! You're not getting through this blockade!
<Guard>	UNJUSTLY COWARD!
<Guard>	4h | Ow
<Guard>	$endturn
<Navi>	Guard has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Guard (5), DarkSoul (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (1) and Yuka (1).
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	...
<DarkSoul>	?h, 6m
*	DarkSoul casts Shifting Shadows on Guard, then uses Unhide.
*	Orithan (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan
<DarkSoul>	This one is useless.
<DarkSoul>	Observe, weakling, as I take out the shielded one...
*	DarkSoul fires a Dark Blast at Yuka! (Roll Wisdom)
<DarkSoul>	$8d10
<Navi>	DarkSoul: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 1, 6, 7, 2, 5 and 7. Total: 42. Successes: 6.
<DarkSoul>	+1 success
<Yuka>	$14d10
<Navi>	Yuka: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 8, 6, 3, 1, 6, 1, 5, 8, 8, 9, 2 and 7. Total: 71. Successes: 8.
<DM>	*Annnnnnnnnd that also bounces off the double heavy shields.*
<DarkSoul>	.......
*	DarkSoul goes back to hiding inside Guard.
<DarkSoul>	?h, 1m
<DarkSoul>	$endturn
<Navi>	DarkSoul has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Guard (5), DarkSoul (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (1) and Yuka (1).
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo fires another arrow at the Guard. Guard rolls Courage to defend. Again.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$15d10
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 5, 8, 10, 5, 6, 10, 8, 1, 10, 6, 6, 10 and 3. Total: 99. Successes: 16.
*	Orithan smacks into the 4th wall on his way in.
<DM>	HOLY CRAP
<Guard>	$9d10
<Navi>	Guard: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 5, 6, 5, 5, 2, 7 and 3. Total: 47. Successes: 7.
*	Guard rerolls, thanks to shifting shadows
<Guard>	$9d10
<Navi>	Guard: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 7, 10, 8, 1, 3, 8 and 6. Total: 55. Successes: 8.
<DM>	*Your arrow consumes the purple flames in the room, creating a super arrow that bulldozes through the Guard and the DarkSoul. They explode on contact, and the shockwave from the epic arrow shakes the palace and permanently illuminates the room with the deathly glow of purple flames, blood, and a message: "Don't screw with Iyaruka_Aetashigo."*
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
*	Guard is now known as X__X
*	DarkSoul is now known as X___X
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	...
<Yuka>	O_O
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	I don't know what happened.
<Yuka>	... you're going to be my best buddy from now on while I just protect you. Is that alright with you?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	Err... I guess?
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo waits for the battle end rewards
<DM>	*You gain 12 EXP and $12d8 Rupees
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	$12d8
<Navi>	Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 12 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 3, 4, 7, 5, 3, 5, 7, 7, 7 and 8. Total: 66.
<DM>	$2d3
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 3 Sides. Result: 3 and 2. Total: 5.
<DM>	*A Magic Jar and a Reroll Point drop.*
<DM>	*As for equipment, there's a Bloody Edge with Searing Flames, a Barbed Shield with Bubble, a River Platemail, and a Soul that can be bottled.*
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo takes the edged blood and the barbedbed shield... What.
*	Orithan kicks Iyaruka_Aetashigo out of the window
*	Orithan has kicked Iyaruka_Aetashigo from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in the Hakurei Shrine! Be sure to leave a donation.)
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-178-8.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives voice to Iyaruka_Aetashigo
*	Iyaruka_Aetashigo can't leave a donation because she can't go back to Gensokyo.
<DM>	*As you reap your rewards, the door before you unlocks. In the darkness before you is an all too familiar plot device......
<DM>	LOADING
<DM>	LOADING
<DM>	........
<DM>	-=PLOT, THE GAME..... WILL RESUME LATER=-