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OOC: Wesdo: Murderboners eh?
Current Admins:
Cedarbridge is a TrialAdmin

OOC: Earthykiller127: you got rekt
Bill DeFoe's Memories:

You are the Chief Engineer.
As the Chief Engineer you answer directly to the captain. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Bill DeFoe has signed up as Chief Engineer."
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Put it on the desk."
OOC: Saul_Myers: how to icke safely: Add "that other round" or "on another server" after you ickied.
[Common] Quinn Coldsmith says, "AI, locate crime"
You put the ID into PDA-Bill DeFoe (Chief Engineer)'s slot.
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Your face."
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "BAM"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "PLEASE REPORT TO THE MEDBAY"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "SO YOU CAN GET SOME OINTMENT FOR THAT BURN"
OOC: DrunkGamer90: I didn't ickied m8
OOC: DrunkGamer90: You wish
OOC: Earthykiller127: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIII
[Common] Jack Shadow says, "I like this A.I"
[Common] Quinn Coldsmith says, "AI, open up so I can get my ointment"
Custodian B45 states, "Hello."
Bill DeFoe has unlocked the locker.
Custodian B45 beeps.
Bill DeFoe says, "Ayy"
Attention:
Captain Elijah Glover on deck!

[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Elijah Glover has signed up as Captain."
Poly looks in the bruise pack's direction and takes flight.
Poly grabs the bruise pack!
You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
Custodian B45 states, "Power is stable with solars currently."
OOC: Wesdo: Sick burn! You gonna go to the hospital after that one fo' sure!
[Common] Alisa Amiella says, "Captain has delivered"
[Common] Lily Ward says, "Oh thank god"
Custodian B45 states, "We have determined no need for singularity."
Bill DeFoe says, "Oh"
Custodian B45 states, "I shall expand solars further."
Bill DeFoe says, "Okay"
[Common] Walter Braun asks, "AI can you open this door?"
Floppy says, "Hey guys"
Floppy says, "Let us in"
[Common] Louis Murray asks, "AI the fuck do you think I'll do with this weed control crate?"
[Common] Walter Braun says, "I have a delivery to make"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "I could."
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "But I won't"
[Command] Elijah Glover asks, "So... what has happened recently?"
*---------*
This is Floppy!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has PDA-Floppy (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Floppy's ID Card (Clown).
*---------*
[Common] Walter Braun says, "Just open the first doors"
Bill DeFoe says, "Wot"
Floppy says, "Please"
[Command] Elijah Glover asks, "Anyt traitor caught?"
Floppy says, "Let me in"
[Command] Alisa Amiella says, "AI arguing with others why clown shouldn't be hop"
*honk*
Poly looks in the kelotane pill's direction and takes flight.
Poly grabs the kelotane pill!
Floppy says, "Let me in"
Floppy says, "Pleaaaase"
[Common] Walter Braun says, "Fine, no donuts for security"
Floppy has hit the ÿÿAft Primary Hallway air scrubber #1 with the pocket crowbar.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
[Common] Walter Braun says, "I hear they heal you and stuff"
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Bill DeFoe says, "Wow"
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
[Common] Louis Murray says, "Walter come get your fucking monkeys."
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
You extend the baton.
Bill DeFoe has knocked down Floppy with the telescopic baton!
Head of Security's Desk Announcement:
with that AI we're gonna need a big supply of ointment

newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Bill DeFoe says, "You're a real scumbag"
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "So apparently the cunt of a clown wants me carde"
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the pocket crowbar.
[Common] Louis Murray exclaims, "I ain't ordering shit!"
Bill DeFoe has hit the ÿÿAft Primary Hallway air scrubber #1 with the telescopic baton.
Bill DeFoe says, "Be gone"
Bill DeFoe says, "Criminal"
Bill DeFoe has knocked down Floppy with the telescopic baton!
Bill DeFoe has thrown the pocket crowbar.
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Rekt"
Floppy has whacked Bill DeFoe in the head with the pocket crowbar!
Your armor has softened a hit to your head.
Bill DeFoe has knocked down Floppy with the telescopic baton!
Bill DeFoe has battered Floppy in the chest with the pocket crowbar!
Floppy says, "Aaghahaha"
Bill DeFoe has attacked Floppy in the chest with the pocket crowbar!
Bill DeFoe has attacked Floppy in the chest with the pocket crowbar!
Bill DeFoe has attacked Floppy in the chest with the pocket crowbar!
Bill DeFoe has battered Floppy in the chest with the pocket crowbar!
Bill DeFoe has knocked down Floppy with the telescopic baton!
Floppy says, "Nooooooooooo"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Kenneth Kemble has signed up as Station Engineer."
Bill DeFoe has grabbed Floppy passively!
Floppy says, "Stop"
Bill DeFoe has grabbed Floppy aggressively (now hands)!
Bill DeFoe has thrown Floppy.
*---------*
This is Floppy!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He is holding a wrench in his left hand.
He is holding PDA-Floppy (Clown) in his right hand.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Floppy's ID Card (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
[Common] Alisa Amiella says, "Alarm at cap office"
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Poly looks in the flash's direction and takes flight.
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Clown's fucking around engi"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Tee Fury has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Elijah Glover says, "It's me, Mario"
Poly grabs the flash!
Current Admins:
Cedarbridge is a TrialAdmin

Floppy has thrown the wrench.
Bill DeFoe has thrown the wrench.
Floppy has been hit by the wrench.
[Common] Alisa Amiella asks, "Don't tell me you just took your antique gun did you?"
[Command] Elijah Glover says, "It's me, no need to worry"
Bill DeFoe has thrown the wrench.
*beep*
Message from Silent Helper (Mime), "Do you need help setting up solars?" (Reply)
[Common] Floppy says, "Ai open please"
[Engineering] Kenneth Kemble asks, "Chief, we not starting up the singularity?"
*beep*
Message from Silent Helper (Mime), "You sure? It goes faster with more people." (Reply)
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
[Engineering] Bill DeFoe says, "No, we're using the solars"
Bill DeFoe says, "No, we're using the solars"
[Common] Floppy says, "Ai open please"
[Engineering] Kenneth Kemble says, "Roger"
You collapse the baton.
You put the telescopic baton into the industrial backpack.
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Bill DeFoe has locked the locker.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
You put the multitool into the toolbelt.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Hey HoS"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "I have a request"
[Common] Quinn Coldsmith says, "AI, door please"
Floppy accidentally steps on the mousetrap.
Floppy says, "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Floppy says, "Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
[Common] Quinn Coldsmith says, "AI, vend me a handheld crew monitor, please"
Floppy accidentally steps on the mousetrap.
Floppy says, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "I can't"
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Floppy accidentally steps on the mousetrap.
[Common] Quinn Coldsmith says, "Damn"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Also, Gage wants to shock the vending machines"
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has been hit by the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has thrown the mousetrap.
Floppy has been hit by the mousetrap.
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has been hit by the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has thrown the mousetrap.
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has been hit by the mousetrap.
You accidentally step on the mousetrap
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has been hit by the mousetrap.
You extend the baton.
Bill DeFoe has knocked down Floppy with the telescopic baton!
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Sec, punch him in the face"
Floppy says, "Nooooooooo"
You collapse the baton.
Floppy says, "Stoooop"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "His stupid, stupid face"
Bill DeFoe says, "Clown."
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has been hit by the mousetrap.
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has been hit by the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe says, "You're acting expecially shitty"
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has been hit by the mousetrap.
You extend the baton.
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has been hit by the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe has knocked down Floppy with the telescopic baton!
[Common] Alisa Amiella asks, "Literally? Cool! where?"
Bill DeFoe has smacked Floppy in the chest with the telescopic baton!
Floppy says, "Nooo"
Bill DeFoe has struck Floppy in the chest with the telescopic baton!
Bill DeFoe has struck Floppy in the chest with the telescopic baton!
Bill DeFoe has beaten Floppy in the left arm with the telescopic baton!
Floppy says, "Stooop"
You accidentally step on the mousetrap
Floppy says, "Donkt"
Bill DeFoe has knocked down Floppy with the telescopic baton!
Floppy says, "Dont"
Floppy says, "Kill me"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "He's in xenobio"
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Poly bawks!
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Kenneth Kemble says, "Hey chief"
You collapse the baton.
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe says, "Yo"
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
[Common] Lily Ward asks, "Well that's a shame, captains dead?"
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Kenneth Kemble asks, "Can you open up secure storage?"
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Kenneth Kemble says, "I want to take the solid plasma"
Kenneth Kemble says, "And give it to cargo for more solar crates"
Floppy has thrown the mousetrap.
Bill DeFoe says, "Okay"
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Bill DeFoe has unlocked the locker.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
Floppy has hit the reinforced window with the wrench.
You accidentally step on the mousetrap
You accidentally step on the mousetrap
You accidentally step on the mousetrap
You accidentally step on the mousetrap
You accidentally step on the mousetrap
You extend the baton.
Bill DeFoe has knocked down Floppy with the telescopic baton!
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, ""Great"
Bill DeFoe has bashed Floppy in the chest with the wrench!
Floppy says, "Nooooooooooo"
*---------*
This is Floppy!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has PDA-Floppy (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Floppy's ID Card (Clown).
He has severe bruising!
*---------*
*---------*
This is Floppy!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has PDA-Floppy (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Floppy's ID Card (Clown).
He has severe bruising!
*---------*
*---------*
This is Floppy!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has PDA-Floppy (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Floppy's ID Card (Clown).
He has severe bruising!
*---------*
Bill DeFoe has whacked Floppy in the left leg with the wrench!
Bill DeFoe has bashed Floppy in the left leg with the wrench!
Floppy says, "Stooooooop"
Bill DeFoe has bashed Floppy in the chest with the wrench!
Bill DeFoe has whacked Floppy in the chest with the wrench!
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Some cunt emagged into bridge"
Floppy says, "Ahahaa"
Bill DeFoe has thrown the wrench.
[Common] Gage Sutton exclaims, "That was lung cancer!"
Bill DeFoe has thrown the wrench.
Floppy has been hit by the wrench.
You collapse the baton.
[Engineering] Kenneth Kemble says, "You can close it up now chief"
You switch the welding tool on.
You begin repairing the reinforced window.
You switch the welding tool off.
You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.
You push the welding helmet up.
Poly looks in Bill DeFoe's direction and takes flight.
You place the pocket crowbar into the disposal unit.
Bill DeFoe has locked the locker.
You put the mousetrap into the box of Pest-B-Gon mousetraps.
You put the mousetrap into the box of Pest-B-Gon mousetraps.
You put the mousetrap into the box of Pest-B-Gon mousetraps.
You put the mousetrap into the box of Pest-B-Gon mousetraps.
You put the mousetrap into the box of Pest-B-Gon mousetraps.
You put the mousetrap into the box of Pest-B-Gon mousetraps.
You place the box of Pest-B-Gon mousetraps into the disposal unit.
Your suit will now report your exact vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
[Common] Louis Murray exclaims, "Solars here!"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Blake Taylor has signed up as Head of Personnel."
You put the telescopic baton into the industrial backpack.
You put the box into the industrial backpack.
You pull the welding helmet down.
The auxiliary storage compartment is full.
The auxiliary storage compartment is full.
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
Unable to open unit.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Cedarbridge: Any reason you beat the clown to death there?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Richard Cranium says, "Sec"
PM to-Admins: Last time I was him he was still alive
[Common] Richard Cranium says, "Bridge"
[Common] Richard Cranium says, "Janitor is rogue"
[Common] Jack Lorvin says, "You stole my cart"
[Common] Jack Lorvin says, "You shit"
PM to-Admins: He kept trying to break into engineering.
[Common] Richard Cranium says, "Yeah to get you out of the bar"
OOC: Saul_Myers: is there a way to disable suit sencors on someone?
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Cedarbridge: That would be strange because the combat logs end with you beating them into crit.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Actionb: Strip em
OOC: WeeYakk: take off their suit
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
OOC: Saul_Myers: ah, thanks
PM to-Admins: I saw him walk away
[Common] Walter Braun asks, "What did you do with Zoey?"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Cedarbridge: That would be literally impossible.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


PM to-Admins: I guess throwing his wrench at him put him into crit
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Cedarbridge: So then I understand you beat the clown to death for trying to break into engineering, is that correct?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Engineering] Kenneth Kemble asks, "How do you make this EVA catwalk stuff?"
PM to-Admins: Yes, I beat him into crit
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Cedarbridge: You understand why this was a poor choice?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: He left once and came back and started beating on the window again
PM to-Admins: I didn't get him killed the first time he tried to break in
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Cedarbridge: That's not a captial offense.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Juan Ali asks, "Why is there a cuffed janitor in my bar?"
PM to-Admins: Breaking into a secure department?
[Common] Jack Lorvin says, "Im not cuffed you dumb shit"
[Common] Juan Ali says, "Whoops, my mistake"
[Engineering] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Engineers."
[Common] Juan Ali says, "I need glasses"
Current Admins:
Cedarbridge is a TrialAdmin

[Engineering] Kenneth Kemble asks, "Yes?"
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Buford T. Justice has signed up as Security Officer."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Cedarbridge: You don't get to murder people for wanting to break into your department and you definitely don't get to do it for beating on a window.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Engineering] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "I'm working on something"
ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
PM to-Admins: He wouldn't leave
[Engineering] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Okay, there :s Fuck off, ya red-nosed cunt."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Cedarbridge: And?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: I had to make him stop
Poly squawks, "WHO TOOK THE DAMN HARDSUITS?"
[Common] Jack Lorvin says, "Large breach south arrivals"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Cedarbridge: Great, do so in a way that doesn't break server rules.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: Okay
PM to-Admins: Tell the clown there are funnier jokes than breaking into engineering
[Common] Walter Braun asks, "Who's Birthday is it today?"
[Common] Jack Lorvin says, "Ai"
You remove the light tube.
The box of replacement lights is full, make some space.
[Common] Jack Lorvin says, "Can you fix my door"
You insert the light tube.
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
You remove the light tube.
You put the light tube into the box of replacement lights.
[Common] Blue-Hail.exe V-XXVI states, "Fraid not"
You insert the light tube.
You have been banned by cedarbridge.
Reason: Non-antag murder. Killed the clown for attempting to break into Engineering. Doesn't seem to understand why this is wrong.
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 1440 minutes.
To try to resolve this matter head to http://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewforum.php?f=7

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