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- Ol_Dirty, November 27, 2016; 05:50 / 42955
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- >be Poely, a fluffy pony on a mission
- >you must destroy the evil smarty friend Whisker
- >every so often, he comes to your home and is mean to all the other fluffies
- >you yell and try to help but nothing happens
- >you tell mommy to help but she just tells you to calm down
- >you tell daddy to help but he calls you a dummy fluffy
- >you are NOT a dummy fluffy!
- >they're dummies for not helping
- >those fluffies must be saved from Whisker
- >but mommy and daddy don't let you help
- >you've decided to take matters into your own hoovsies
- >your friends, Bun-Bun and Stoop, have seen Whisker too
- >they agree, he must be stopped
- >Bun-Bun says her daddy knows where Whisker lives
- >she's even been there once, she knows the way
- >mommy and daddy don't know you're going
- >they don't even know you know how to leave
- >but you've done it before
- >while they're not looking you sneak away
- >you meet your two friends and leave
- >Whisker will be brought to justice!
- >be Ernest, a smart fluffy pony
- >you're waiting for daddy to pick you up from work
- >that's right, you have a job!
- >you're such a smarty fluffy!
- >your job is to entertain other fluffy ponies
- >it's a demanding job, rarely fun
- >but it makes you happy to know other fluffies are entertained
- >it makes you happy because you don't have friends outside of work
- >daddy doesn't let you
- >daddy says that being so smart, other fluffies may not understand you
- >he says other fluffies might get angry and jealous
- >like the three walking up the street towards you right now
- >boy they look mad...
- >be Anon, owner of a family of fluffy ponies
- >just got home from work to their mother crying
- >one of her ”babbehs” had gone missing
- >not fifteen minutes later, the dumbass squeezes in through an open window
- >didn't know he could even reach
- >punishment was ineffective
- >sorry stick did nothing, he just smiled proudly
- >mumbling something about a completed mission
- >he's locked up for the time being
- >will have to come up with an appropriate punishment later
- >something more psychological and long-term
- >no more TV time is a good start
- >he would always get way too riled up watching TV anyway
- >speaking of which, what's on the local news?
- >”...the new season of the fluffy TV show 'The Herd' will be postponed after Ernest, the pony playing the show's lead,
- was found dead outside the studio earlier today...”
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