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Snakeanon- Tasty Tasty grenades

May 31st, 2012
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  1. >Snakeanonymous
  2. >it has been weeks since you last took a crack at sherm's tank
  3. >Otacon has been a total shitstain, he isnt getting anal tonight...
  4. >Back to the mission at hand
  5. >You watched from a vent in the middle of the Skype chat ceiling
  6. >Sherm had just walked in
  7. >The plan this time was to take care of the owner before moving on to the equipment
  8. >simple right? no owner means an easy kill on the tank
  9. >You figured your problem was that you lacked subtlety
  10. >So there you sat, wedged in a vent, grenade in hand
  11. >carefully lowering the covering, you turn it to the side and pull it in
  12. >a soft scraping sound can be heard from another part of the vent system
  13. >you dont let it bother you, must be rats or something
  14. >Lowering the grenade through the opening, you pull the pin with your free hand
  15. >you dont let the spoon go just yet
  16. >before you get a chance to look back down, you hear more scraping sounds coming from behind you
  17. !
  18. >"I'm the urban explorer here! find your own vents, fucker!"
  19. >You feel your ankle being grabbed
  20. >The persong behind you pushes you out the vent
  21. >you however, lock your legs around their arm and pull them with you
  22. >in the action you let the spoon on the grenade fly
  23. >you hit the ground and are standing almost immediately
  24. >it takes less than a second for you to spot Shermanon and loose the grenade in his direction
  25. >Before you duck begind a table, you see it splat against his chest
  26. >woah shit
  27. >splat?
  28. >sure enough, it bounces to the floor
  29. >everyone in the area was immobilized in surprise
  30. >The grenade took that time to explode in a fabulous burst of red goo
  31. >the sounds of someone standing up can be heard from behind you
  32. >you turn to see Tvox sample a bit of the goo "ooh, tastes like gushers"
  33. >you turn to run, but before you can a box is slammed over your head
  34. >shermanon closes the top and tapes it shut
  35. >"Go pull this shit elsewhere!"
  36. >You are punted out a window
  37. Bad ending
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