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- >Snakeanonymous
- >it has been weeks since you last took a crack at sherm's tank
- >Otacon has been a total shitstain, he isnt getting anal tonight...
- >Back to the mission at hand
- >You watched from a vent in the middle of the Skype chat ceiling
- >Sherm had just walked in
- >The plan this time was to take care of the owner before moving on to the equipment
- >simple right? no owner means an easy kill on the tank
- >You figured your problem was that you lacked subtlety
- >So there you sat, wedged in a vent, grenade in hand
- >carefully lowering the covering, you turn it to the side and pull it in
- >a soft scraping sound can be heard from another part of the vent system
- >you dont let it bother you, must be rats or something
- >Lowering the grenade through the opening, you pull the pin with your free hand
- >you dont let the spoon go just yet
- >before you get a chance to look back down, you hear more scraping sounds coming from behind you
- !
- >"I'm the urban explorer here! find your own vents, fucker!"
- >You feel your ankle being grabbed
- >The persong behind you pushes you out the vent
- >you however, lock your legs around their arm and pull them with you
- >in the action you let the spoon on the grenade fly
- >you hit the ground and are standing almost immediately
- >it takes less than a second for you to spot Shermanon and loose the grenade in his direction
- >Before you duck begind a table, you see it splat against his chest
- >woah shit
- >splat?
- >sure enough, it bounces to the floor
- >everyone in the area was immobilized in surprise
- >The grenade took that time to explode in a fabulous burst of red goo
- >the sounds of someone standing up can be heard from behind you
- >you turn to see Tvox sample a bit of the goo "ooh, tastes like gushers"
- >you turn to run, but before you can a box is slammed over your head
- >shermanon closes the top and tapes it shut
- >"Go pull this shit elsewhere!"
- >You are punted out a window
- Bad ending
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