>didn't get a haircut in 6 months

>didn't get a haircut in 6 months
>mom tells me I need to get a haircut
>takes me to her hair salon
>lady cutting my hair makes small talk with me
>asks what I do for work
>tell her I sell virtual goods and bet on competitive video gaming
>she laughs at me
>finally man up and ask what she does for work
>remember that she's cutting my hair