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Winter Infestation

Apr 19th, 2012
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  1. >Fluffies. Fluffies everywhere.
  2. >Neighbor was obsessed with fluffies.
  3. >Ran an insane breeding lab in his basement.
  4. >Dozens of pregnant fluffies all being cared for.
  5. >All being given fluffy fertility treatments.
  6. >Has a heart attack and dies.
  7. >Fluffies get loose.
  8. >Neighborhood is swarming with fluffy ponies that are quickly going feral.
  9. >You keep your one fluffy pony inside.
  10. >Cries all day. "Fwuffy wanna pway wit' new fwends! Fwuffies in yard! Wan' pway!"
  11. >At least seven fluffy ponies live in your backyard, and won't go away.
  12. >Don't have the stomach to hurt them. Throw them over the fence, they get back in somehow.
  13. >Saw your neighbors putting them in dumpsters by the armful.
  14. >Sad, but necessary. The sidewalks are covered in shit. People's front lawns have been grazed clean.
  15. >Fluffies mewl all fucking day and night, desperate for love and attention from humans.
  16. >Winter is close. It's already snowing. That should help clear them up.
  17. >It's heartwrenching to hear them cry at night. "Fwuffy cold! Babehs cold and hungwy!"
  18. >"Pwese, wan' foodies! Fwuffies so cold! Wan' home? New daddy? Pwese! Babehs won' move! Fwuffy's weggies too cold. Can' walk. Hewp, pwese..."
  19. >Your fluffy pony is getting depressed. Won't move away from sliding glass door.
  20. >"New fwen?" she whimpers through the glass at the starving fluffy pony.
  21. >"Wet fwuffy in?" the stray cries. "Fwuffy tummy hurtsies a lot. Fwens won' wake up."
  22. >"Daddy!" yours cries. "Fwuffy needs foodies! Let fwends in, pwese?"
  23. >Tell her it can't happen.
  24. >"Why daddy no wike fwuffies?" she cries.
  25. >Tell her you love her.
  26. >"But daddy no wove eder fwuffies?"
  27. >Tell her no.
  28. >Stray fluffies keep dying in front of the glass door, their last energy spent begging for help.
  29. >By mid-winter, the fluffy problem's over. They've all starved or frozen to death.
  30. >Your fluffy isn't the same anymore. When you ask about seeing other fluffies suffer, she says she doesn't even remember it.
  31. >But she cries herself to sleep almost every night...
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