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- >Fluffies. Fluffies everywhere.
- >Neighbor was obsessed with fluffies.
- >Ran an insane breeding lab in his basement.
- >Dozens of pregnant fluffies all being cared for.
- >All being given fluffy fertility treatments.
- >Has a heart attack and dies.
- >Fluffies get loose.
- >Neighborhood is swarming with fluffy ponies that are quickly going feral.
- >You keep your one fluffy pony inside.
- >Cries all day. "Fwuffy wanna pway wit' new fwends! Fwuffies in yard! Wan' pway!"
- >At least seven fluffy ponies live in your backyard, and won't go away.
- >Don't have the stomach to hurt them. Throw them over the fence, they get back in somehow.
- >Saw your neighbors putting them in dumpsters by the armful.
- >Sad, but necessary. The sidewalks are covered in shit. People's front lawns have been grazed clean.
- >Fluffies mewl all fucking day and night, desperate for love and attention from humans.
- >Winter is close. It's already snowing. That should help clear them up.
- >It's heartwrenching to hear them cry at night. "Fwuffy cold! Babehs cold and hungwy!"
- >"Pwese, wan' foodies! Fwuffies so cold! Wan' home? New daddy? Pwese! Babehs won' move! Fwuffy's weggies too cold. Can' walk. Hewp, pwese..."
- >Your fluffy pony is getting depressed. Won't move away from sliding glass door.
- >"New fwen?" she whimpers through the glass at the starving fluffy pony.
- >"Wet fwuffy in?" the stray cries. "Fwuffy tummy hurtsies a lot. Fwens won' wake up."
- >"Daddy!" yours cries. "Fwuffy needs foodies! Let fwends in, pwese?"
- >Tell her it can't happen.
- >"Why daddy no wike fwuffies?" she cries.
- >Tell her you love her.
- >"But daddy no wove eder fwuffies?"
- >Tell her no.
- >Stray fluffies keep dying in front of the glass door, their last energy spent begging for help.
- >By mid-winter, the fluffy problem's over. They've all starved or frozen to death.
- >Your fluffy isn't the same anymore. When you ask about seeing other fluffies suffer, she says she doesn't even remember it.
- >But she cries herself to sleep almost every night...
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