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- The score is as follows:
- Team Feels - 0/5 no items
- Team Oldfag - 1/5 one red bow
- Team Pickle - 1/5 one lock of pink hair
- Team Gore - 1/5 one tube of Colgate Total
- Team Rarity - 0/5 no items
- Team Obscure Fetish - 0/5 no items
- Remember teams, the list is:
- 1. 1 zap apple
- 2. 1 tube of Colgate Total
- 3. A lock of pink hair
- 4. A red bow
- 5. 1 Un-pickled Cucumber
- >You are now Homonovus
- >You and the rest of Team Rarity headed over to Carousel Boutique with Rarity the minute the hunt had been started
- >She had been a huge help, but you knew she would be, being the element of genorosity and all
- >She had already loaned you her tube of Colgate Total, and had found her last red bow for you.
- >Sweetie Belle had been kind enough to donate a lock of her light pink mane for your efforts, so now you only needed a zap apple and a cucumber
- >Everything was turning up Milhouse
- >You set off towards Ponyville market to find a cucumber
- >You are now Scrabhunter
- >You and Team Feels were having as much luck as Scootaloo at KFC
- >No one in the group used Colgate Total, including you
- >Aquafresh was the best.
- >You know its true because it rhymes
- >Also, no one had a cucumber because who the fuck eats cucumbers?
- >As you walked to Sweet Apple Acres in search of a zap apple, you passed Team Oldfag, followed shortly by Team Gore.
- >Disc-ward, Cordan and Concerned walked by with smiles on their faces while Team Gore grumpily followed behind.
- >As they walked by, you saw bulges in their pockets
- >This was not good
- >You couldn't tell what they did/didn't have because they hid it, but you could probably bet that they had zap-apples, which set your team back even more
- >You arrive at Sweet Apple Acres and find Applejack off bucking some apples
- >You approach her and ask
- Applejack, do you have any Zap-apples in stock?
- >she replies
- >"Well, Ah can go check, but its been about seven monthes since the last harvest. You'll be lucky if we have two or three"
- >She goes off towards the barn, and arrives back with a rainbow-colored, slightly moldy apple
- >"Yer in luck Scrabby, Ah have five more plus this one!"
- >Then an idea hits you
- >You had that extra money you made from working odd jobs all those weekends
- Hey Applejack, if I pay you, say, Forty bits, could you not seel any more Zap-apples until the Best Human Contest is over?
- >"Why, I don't see why not Sugarcube"
- Thanks Applejack
- >You and team feels leave the farm feeling better about your prospects, you had literally bought yourselves some time
- >You are now Ordung
- >The minute mayor Mare had been done telling the contestants the team names, you, ssj4 and slendermane had left for Carrot-tops house, because you knew Picklehead was staying there
- >Surely he was bound to have some cucumbers, because he couldn't just pull those pickles out of thin air
- >Could he?
- >Unfortunately, Fluttershy followed after you towards your destination
- >"He-hey Ordung! And ssj4 and slendermane! I was wondering, um, is your fetish having a four-way? Becuase, you know if it is, there are, um...., four ..of us here.."
- No Fluttershy buzz off
- >"Oh, um, okay..."
- >She turns around to leave, but then you have an idea
- Fluttershy, wait!
- >Instantly shes suction-cupped to your side
- >"I knew you loved me!"
- Uhh...no, its just I thought you might want to know my fetish
- >she *squees*
- My fetish is your hair
- >You lie through your teeth
- >"My hair?"
- Yeah, do you think I could have some for the road, and then when this whole contest is over, we can, ya know, buck?
- >She almost shits herself with excitement, but then all of a sudden her smile fades
- >"Wait a minute, you just want my mane for your contest! Well, if you want some then you're going to have to do something in return"
- >Oh no
- >You look to your partners for backup, but they have dissapeared
- >Where they stood, a note rests on the ground
- >It reads : Dear Ordung, sorry, but we aren't going to watch as you fuck Fluttershy for her hair. You are a real hero for the team, and we thank you. We'll be in Sugarcube corner when you're done
- >Well fuck
- >You eventually get the hair, but for the next fifteen minutes, you're
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- The score is now:
- Team Feels - 1/5 no items
- Team Oldfag - 1/5 one red bow
- Team Pickle - 1/5 one lock of pink hair
- Team Gore - 1/5 one tube of Colgate Total
- Team Rarity - 3/5 no items
- Team Obscure Fetish - 1/5 no items
- Remember teams, the list is:
- 1. 1 zap apple
- 2. 1 tube of Colgate Total
- 3. A lock of pink hair
- 4. A red bow
- 5. 1 Un-pickled Cucumber
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