Due to extreme circumstances, I have decided to run for president in the year 2020.  I know I will not be 35, but the 35+ year old presidents have done a pretty bang up job so far, so why not?  The following are my policies so you will know for sure I am the best option:

1. I will run as an independent, because republicans are loud and democrats kinda creep me out.
2. I promise to be open about my corruption.  If I accept a bribe, I will make sure to tell everyone and brag about how rich I am.
3. All Nickelback cds will be burned on the White House lawn.
4. The infamous "Go back in time and kill a mother so her child will not be born" method of abortion will be made legal.  All other methods will be illegal, however.
5. I will build a wall surrounding Comcast headquarters in the hope of driving them out of buisness.
6. I make no promises I can't keep.  This means I won't make any.  You can expect a pretty mediocre 4 years with no major changes.
7. We will give an official apology to Canada, and yet not give a clear reason for what we are apologizing about.
8. Any person that didn't get an A in Economics will not be allowed to vote.
9. Make America pretty ok again.

And yeah thats it.  Vote for me in the 2020 election! Also if people can share this that would be great.  Campaigns are expensive and I don't have money.