This time of year always made Grimace grimace. Half a decade had gone by
since the accident, but phantom pain always found its way back to his gut in
the fall. Outside, a cold rain pounded fallen leaves with an unyeilding persistance. A nearby street lamp casted damp shadows spanning the length of his room.
	Sitting up in bed, Grimace scratched his purple arm absentmindedly,
listening to the interesting harmony of rainfall mixed with the content
snoring of The Hamburglar, who lay beside him.
Leaning over, he gently kissed the ear of his sleeping companion. The
Hamburglar's eyes slowly opened, and eventually focused on the purple
behemoth sitting next to him.

	"Hey." a look of concern formed on his usually static face. "Whats the
matter Grimmy, cant sleep?"

	"The pain is back."

	"Oh no." he frowned. "Is there anything i can do to help you feel better?"

	Grimace carressed his shiny cheek. "Dont worry about me. Just worry about
getting that thing hard. I'll take care of the rest."

	A look of mild but pleasant surprise flashed over The Hamburglar's face
for just a moment before it was eclipsed by Grimace, as he bent down to slide
his tongue deep inside The Hamburglar's welcoming smile. He licked the back of The Hamburglar's immense buck teeth which he knew all too well. At the same
time, he began slipping his hand down The Hamburglar's pants while The Hamburglar began to undo his own necktie. Grimace never wore clothes to start with, so this allowed him to focus all his attention on the Hamburglar's bulbous nose, which he kissed vehemently.

	"I want you inside me more than life itself" whispered Grimace. "Dip your
french fry in my deep fryer!"

	"First i want you to taste my chicken nuggets while i slurp your big mac." replied the masked theif.

"Ok." Smiled Grimace.

	They assumed the sixty-nine position and without hesitation The Hamburglar began deeply running his tongue down Grimace's massive ass trench like he was Luke Skywalker flying his X-Wing to fire his proton torpedos down Grimace's juicy reactor shaft.