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BallsOfFluff

Sucessful Business

May 23rd, 2012
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  1. >You are running a successful business selling fluffies
  2. >Go to the park at night and pick pregnant mares but only those
  3. with nice color schemes
  4. >When at home squeeze those ready and take the newborn foals to
  5. the 'nursery' and throw the mare out in the streets again
  6. >The nursery consists on three amputated mares hanging on
  7. harnesses that let the foals feed on their teats, if one gets ill or
  8. dies you just pick one of the preggies you got amputate it and replace
  9. >After about a week the foals finally shed their foal fluff and
  10. their true colors can be seen
  11. >Discard those with unattractive coats as well as the sickly and
  12. the eventual runt
  13. >Do the weaning in three months time and run a quick home training
  14. with generous sorry stick doses for those slow learners
  15. >Sell them as premium in another month making about 10$ apiece
  16. >Celebrate sale day with a beer
  17. >Man life is good
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