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- >You are running a successful business selling fluffies
- >Go to the park at night and pick pregnant mares but only those
- with nice color schemes
- >When at home squeeze those ready and take the newborn foals to
- the 'nursery' and throw the mare out in the streets again
- >The nursery consists on three amputated mares hanging on
- harnesses that let the foals feed on their teats, if one gets ill or
- dies you just pick one of the preggies you got amputate it and replace
- >After about a week the foals finally shed their foal fluff and
- their true colors can be seen
- >Discard those with unattractive coats as well as the sickly and
- the eventual runt
- >Do the weaning in three months time and run a quick home training
- with generous sorry stick doses for those slow learners
- >Sell them as premium in another month making about 10$ apiece
- >Celebrate sale day with a beer
- >Man life is good
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