API tools faq
paste
Advertisement
Guest User

Fedora's late night drunken IRC ramblings

a guest
Feb 18th, 2011
201
0
Never
Add comment
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 20.83 KB | None | 0 0
raw download clone embed print report
  1. 01:01 -!- FedoraMcQuaid [FedoraMcQu@cpe-74-79-242-192.twcny.res.rr.com] has joined #gwj
  2. 01:01 -!- Q sets #gwj [+v FedoraMcQuaid]
  3. 01:01 <+VeggiePirate> uh oh
  4. 01:01 <+FedoraMcQuaid> IM DRUNK
  5. 01:02 <+Asz> Goodjer: FedoraMcQuaid has a problem
  6. 01:02 <+Goodjer> Asz: Fedoramcquaid has a problem. Just letting you know is all.
  7. 01:02 <+FedoraMcQuaid> yay
  8. 01:02 <+Asz> hehe
  9. 01:02 <+FedoraMcQuaid> fuk u goodjher
  10. 01:02 <+FedoraMcQuaid> u wis
  11. 01:02 <+FedoraMcQuaid> u coudl
  12. 01:02 <+Asz> :D
  13. 01:03 -!- cube [~cube@adsl-76-224-4-62.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net] has joined #gwj
  14. 01:03 -!- Q sets #gwj [+v cube]
  15. 01:03 <+Asz> FedoraMcQuaid: How drunk are you on a 10 point scale?
  16. 01:04 <+wraithix> On a scale of 1-10, I'm Charlie Sheen!
  17. 01:04 <+VeggiePirate> oh no, that's lethal for most people.
  18. 01:04 <+wraithix> You need some hookers, stat!
  19. 01:05 <+VeggiePirate> Fedora is just 50% more drunk that I was last night.
  20. 01:05 <+VeggiePirate> (Estimated)
  21. 01:05 <+FedoraMcQuaid> um drubnk!
  22. 01:05 <+VeggiePirate> why are you home, man?
  23. 01:05 <+VeggiePirate> party over already??
  24. 01:06 <+Asz> FedoraMcQuaid is the party!
  25. 01:06 <+FedoraMcQuaid> my roomie has class tom
  26. 01:06 <+FedoraMcQuaid> so UI went
  27. 01:06 <+FedoraMcQuaid> wak\lked back
  28. 01:06 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ewith
  29. 01:06 <+FedoraMcQuaid> my costume work
  30. 01:06 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with the -robot battey
  31. 01:07 <+FedoraMcQuaid> nuean caN SUCK IT
  32. 01:07 <+FedoraMcQuaid> caps
  33. 01:07 <+FedoraMcQuaid> fk
  34. 01:07 <+Asz> hahahaha
  35. 01:08 <+nuean> ooh someone has been drinking!
  36. 01:08 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ow i hit myself in the nose
  37. 01:08 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with my nee
  38. 01:08 <+Goodjer> Did your killcam proposal get picked up?
  39. 01:08 <+Asz> :D
  40. 01:08 <+Asz> hahahaha
  41. 01:08 <+FedoraMcQuaid> yo this chick was all
  42. 01:08 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and I was like hi
  43. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> `then i ate e tire fatbag
  44. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and pee
  45. 01:09 <+nuean> and were you all - show me your tis!
  46. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> like 5 times
  47. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> wut
  48. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no
  49. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> she cool
  50. 01:09 <+nuean> no tits?
  51. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i wuas just
  52. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> talking
  53. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i dont fuck amnd stufff
  54. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> we just hang out
  55. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> friend
  56. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and wezsex
  57. 01:09 <+FedoraMcQuaid> maybe
  58. 01:10 <+Asz> what the hell
  59. 01:10 <+nuean> i thought you said weclock there for a min
  60. 01:10 <+VeggiePirate> not sure what that last part was, but I think it was friend with bennies.
  61. 01:10 <+FedoraMcQuaid> cute girls
  62. 01:10 <+FedoraMcQuaid> cute guy
  63. 01:10 <+FedoraMcQuaid> good party
  64. 01:10 <+Asz> what exactly have you been drinking FedoraMcQuaid ?
  65. 01:11 <@pneuman> the kool-aid
  66. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> alch0h0l
  67. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> its delicisous
  68. 01:12 <+VeggiePirate> haha
  69. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> u shuld try
  70. 01:12 <+VeggiePirate> did that
  71. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I FUCKING FLIP CU{P AWESOME
  72. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> MOFUKER
  73. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> bset ever
  74. 01:12 <+VeggiePirate> wound up spending much of this morning on the bathroom floor
  75. 01:12 <+Asz> what
  76. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I
  77. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> awesome
  78. 01:12 <+Asz> awwwwww
  79. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> flip
  80. 01:12 <+FedoraMcQuaid> cup
  81. 01:12 <+VeggiePirate> haha
  82. 01:13 <+FedoraMcQuaid> pl8yer
  83. 01:13 <+FedoraMcQuaid> player
  84. 01:13 <+Asz> were you too drunk VeggiePirate ?
  85. 01:13 <+FedoraMcQuaid> VP is an alcoholic
  86. 01:13 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I am offended
  87. 01:13 <+Asz> wifey didn't give you an asprin before bed?
  88. 01:13 <+VeggiePirate> Yeah, I should have avoided that last couple shots last night
  89. 01:13 <+FedoraMcQuaid> VP is drunjkens like
  90. 01:13 <+FedoraMcQuaid> me?
  91. 01:13 <+VeggiePirate> wife gave me dirty look and went to bed
  92. 01:13 <+FedoraMcQuaid> is?
  93. 01:13 <+FedoraMcQuaid> hahahaha
  94. 01:13 <+VeggiePirate> haha, no
  95. 01:13 <+Asz> haha
  96. 01:14 <+Asz> well, as long as it was a dirty one, you at least got something out of that
  97. 01:14 <+VeggiePirate> haha
  98. 01:14 <+VeggiePirate> no, not a GOOD dirty look
  99. 01:14 <+VeggiePirate> if that were the case, I might have just gone to bed :P
  100. 01:14 <+Asz> hehehe
  101. 01:14 <+Asz> Babby 2: The Reckoning
  102. 01:14 <+VeggiePirate> haha
  103. 01:15 <+VeggiePirate> thankfully, I just got the one and she sleeps through damn near anything
  104. 01:15 <+VeggiePirate> BUT BACK TO FEDORA
  105. 01:15 <+FedoraMcQuaid> 17eh
  106. 01:15 <+VeggiePirate> my own shitty life isn't on trial here
  107. 01:15 <+FedoraMcQuaid> haha
  108. 01:15 <+FedoraMcQuaid> how i keep number
  109. 01:15 <+Asz> hehe
  110. 01:15 <+VeggiePirate> what??
  111. 01:15 <+FedoraMcQuaid> before
  112. 01:15 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i 1number
  113. 01:15 <+FedoraMcQuaid> LIKE DAT
  114. 01:15 <+FedoraMcQuaid> fuck
  115. 01:15 <+Asz> 17? That's jail bait FedoraMcQuaid
  116. 01:15 <+Asz> back away slowly
  117. 01:15 <+FedoraMcQuaid> bitches
  118. 01:15 <+FedoraMcQuaid> love
  119. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> wait no
  120. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> u triock me
  121. 01:16 <+VeggiePirate> just swear you thought she was older, that always works!
  122. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> SAM
  123. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I met
  124. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> she 9derl
  125. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> junior
  126. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and in my class
  127. 01:16 <+Asz> what!
  128. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and I use
  129. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> that as astarter
  130. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and we talk
  131. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and I look sexy
  132. 01:16 <+VeggiePirate> was she drunk too??
  133. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but this dood
  134. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> also look sexy
  135. 01:16 <+Asz> hahahahaha
  136. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> she no drink
  137. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> at party
  138. 01:16 <+VeggiePirate> oh ok
  139. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> so I was all is he?
  140. 01:16 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and then like no
  141. 01:17 <+FedoraMcQuaid> he not
  142. 01:17 <+VeggiePirate> was he like, her dude or available?
  143. 01:17 -!- Kamakazi [~Kamakazi@74-84-93-90.client.mchsi.com] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
  144. 01:17 <+FedoraMcQuaid> not her
  145. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> just some dude
  146. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> was costume paryy
  147. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> he try to neo
  148. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but fail
  149. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with glasses
  150. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but cute
  151. 01:18 <+VeggiePirate> hahahha
  152. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and she was too
  153. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> cute but no costume
  154. 01:18 <+VeggiePirate> awww
  155. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but was memeber of sorotirty opf host
  156. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i love all people
  157. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no hog sex
  158. 01:18 <+VeggiePirate> that's always disappointing though
  159. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and love
  160. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> what is/
  161. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> wait waht
  162. 01:18 <+VeggiePirate> when people don't show up in costume
  163. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> o
  164. 01:18 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I had batteries
  165. 01:19 <+VeggiePirate> parties always more fun when everyone dresses up
  166. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> taped 2 my neck
  167. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and was battery paowered android
  168. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> DUDE
  169. 01:19 <+VeggiePirate> ZAP
  170. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> there were these doods
  171. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> dressed as teletubbies
  172. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> year I sweat and they fell
  173. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but no 1 care
  174. 01:19 <+VeggiePirate> haha
  175. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> TEKELTUBBIES
  176. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> internet
  177. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> real awesome for buy
  178. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but
  179. 01:19 <+FedoraMcQuaid> year
  180. 01:19 <+nuean> haha
  181. 01:20 <+Asz> can someone same-day ship FedoraMcQuaid a gallon of water?
  182. 01:20 <+nuean> are you already passes out and typing while you are unconscious?
  183. 01:20 <+VeggiePirate> hahaha
  184. 01:20 <+Asz> He's probably trying to sex his computer now
  185. 01:20 <+nuean> we are going to save your words of wisdom and post them for you tomrrow lol
  186. 01:20 <+Asz> yeah :D
  187. 01:21 <+VeggiePirate> FedoraMcQuaid: You totally need to build a monument on the minecraft server now
  188. 01:21 <+nuean> yes!
  189. 01:21 <+Asz> NO
  190. 01:21 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i have water
  191. 01:21 <+FedoraMcQuaid> in fridge
  192. 01:22 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I CAT NT LOG INTO WALMART
  193. 01:22 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i troll
  194. 01:22 <+FedoraMcQuaid> wtf
  195. 01:22 <+FedoraMcQuaid> jerk
  196. 01:22 <+VeggiePirate> hahha
  197. 01:22 <+FedoraMcQuaid> it not but lag on laoptip
  198. 01:22 <+FedoraMcQuaid> imma drunk a fukin yoohoo
  199. 01:22 <+FedoraMcQuaid> delicious
  200. 01:22 <+Asz> hahahaha
  201. 01:22 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no jsut water
  202. 01:23 <+nuean> its too late for water now
  203. 01:23 * Yellek hands FedoraMcQuaid a glass of orange juice and 2 aspirin
  204. 01:23 <+VeggiePirate> he'll need those later
  205. 01:23 <+Yellek> the acidy citrus will help cut the alcohol still in your stomach that hasn't gotten to the bloodstream yet
  206. 01:23 <+VeggiePirate> hm. wish I'd thought of that last night.
  207. 01:23 <+nuean> that is the alcohol that is going to get thrown up
  208. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i no puke
  209. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> keep track
  210. 01:24 <+Yellek> no matter how drunk I got in college I always had a tall 16oz glass of OJ before bed (after the puking session was
  211. over)
  212. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and no drink toom cuh
  213. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I NP PUKe
  214. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> omg
  215. 01:24 <+nuean> i never heard of that, i wish i had known about it Yellek
  216. 01:24 <+Yellek> ok, still, if you have OJ you should have some
  217. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no1 play tf2
  218. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> now
  219. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> prolly good
  220. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> lollol
  221. 01:24 <+Asz> I just have a glass of water and i'm good to go in the morning
  222. 01:24 <+FedoraMcQuaid> DANSANI
  223. 01:25 <+Yellek> water is good too, but OJ is better
  224. 01:25 <+FedoraMcQuaid> BEST FUCKING WATER
  225. 01:25 <+FedoraMcQuaid> AQUAFUNA ATASDLTE LIKE ASS BUTT
  226. 01:25 <+Yellek> and you can pretend the OJ is mimosa
  227. 01:25 <+VeggiePirate> haha
  228. 01:25 <+nuean> i knew oj was either good or bad when someone was tripping balls though. forget which
  229. 01:25 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no drugs
  230. 01:25 <+FedoraMcQuaid> just beers
  231. 01:25 <+FedoraMcQuaid> lame
  232. 01:25 <+FedoraMcQuaid> didjt gert 2 play beruit
  233. 01:25 <+Yellek> lame beers?
  234. 01:25 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but flip cutp champ
  235. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> NOOOO
  236. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> LAME NO DRUG
  237. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and high
  238. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> just drun
  239. 01:26 <+Yellek> you didn't get drunk on budweiser did you?
  240. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> k
  241. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no
  242. 01:26 <+Yellek> good
  243. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> not shit lame beer
  244. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> for lame
  245. 01:26 <+nuean> keystone?
  246. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i unno
  247. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> don remember
  248. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> something
  249. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> that good
  250. 01:26 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and drunik
  251. 01:26 <+nuean> the formula goes frat party + keg = cheap beer right?
  252. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> werhe boogle
  253. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> BOOGLE
  254. 01:27 <+nuean> boogle is busy getting laid
  255. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> where u
  256. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> lies
  257. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> u lie
  258. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> that not happen
  259. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ever
  260. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I sex first
  261. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ture
  262. 01:27 <+Asz> hahaha
  263. 01:27 <+nuean> haha
  264. 01:27 <+Asz> are you saying you have to sex boogle before anyone else can?
  265. 01:27 <+Yellek> he's making about as much sense as donut does when she talks fast
  266. 01:27 <+Yellek> types fast I mean
  267. 01:27 <+nuean> yeah but he is drunk! lol
  268. 01:27 <+FedoraMcQuaid> Boogle no sexy to me
  269. 01:28 <+Asz> he's speaking in caveman now
  270. 01:28 <+FedoraMcQuaid> creeper
  271. 01:28 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but ladies
  272. 01:28 <+FedoraMcQuaid> may
  273. 01:28 <+FedoraMcQuaid> think
  274. 01:28 <+Asz> SSSSssssssssssss......
  275. 01:28 <+FedoraMcQuaid> cuz he rugby play and pushch
  276. 01:28 <+FedoraMcQuaid> MY LEG IS ITCHE AS FUCK
  277. 01:28 <+FedoraMcQuaid> all
  278. 01:28 <+Asz> Goodjer: Translate FedoraMcQuaid's speech patterns
  279. 01:28 <+Goodjer> Asz: I couldn't even work on my patterns.
  280. 01:29 <+Asz> good point
  281. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> boogle
  282. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> is
  283. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no sexy
  284. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> for me
  285. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> butt
  286. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> for ladies
  287. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> he may be
  288. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> because he
  289. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> is rugby player
  290. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and tough
  291. 01:29 <+nuean> FedoraMcQuaid: you are prolly allergic to underage girls. thats why your leg itches.
  292. 01:29 <+Asz> hahahaha
  293. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> butt
  294. 01:29 <@pneuman> boogle's butt isn't sexy?
  295. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no
  296. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i have better butt than blonde doctor
  297. 01:29 <+FedoraMcQuaid> true story
  298. 01:29 <+Asz> what!
  299. 01:30 <+wraithix> God I love Community.
  300. 01:30 <+FedoraMcQuaid> nver watch
  301. 01:30 <+VeggiePirate> Community <3
  302. 01:30 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i hear
  303. 01:30 <+FedoraMcQuaid> good things
  304. 01:30 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with that guy
  305. 01:30 <+VeggiePirate> FedoraMcQuaid: You miss out!
  306. 01:30 <+FedoraMcQuaid> who is old
  307. 01:30 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i cant remember tv shit
  308. 01:30 <+FedoraMcQuaid> fuck
  309. 01:30 <+FedoraMcQuaid> you expect
  310. 01:30 <+FedoraMcQuaid> wtf
  311. 01:31 <+VeggiePirate> ha
  312. 01:31 <+nuean> do you have to close one eye to read the chat?
  313. 01:31 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no
  314. 01:32 <+VeggiePirate> haha
  315. 01:32 <+nuean> you missed out on tf2 tonight. we banned a half dozen pubbies
  316. 01:32 <+Boogle> Dude wtf did I miss getting food?
  317. 01:32 <+FedoraMcQuaid> BOOGLE
  318. 01:32 <+VeggiePirate> haha
  319. 01:32 <+FedoraMcQuaid> hi
  320. 01:32 <+Boogle> Is this drunk fedora?
  321. 01:32 <+FedoraMcQuaid> NO
  322. 01:32 <+nuean> you didnt miss anything
  323. 01:32 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I am sober
  324. 01:32 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and smart
  325. 01:33 <+nuean> its going on right now
  326. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with genious
  327. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> pillow
  328. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> so comfy
  329. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> wtf
  330. 01:33 <+Asz> yeah....
  331. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> like butt
  332. 01:33 <+Boogle> So in case you were wondering, this is what being drunk is Fedora
  333. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but less smel
  334. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> of poop
  335. 01:33 <+Asz> Goodjer: sandwich, why you so hilarious?
  336. 01:33 <+Goodjer> Asz: Because I had the best mistake yesterday. I was thinking of little muppets!
  337. 01:33 <@pneuman> hahah
  338. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> sandwutch
  339. 01:33 <+Asz> I see
  340. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i
  341. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> sand
  342. 01:33 <+FedoraMcQuaid> witch
  343. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> sandwich
  344. 01:34 <+nuean> you spelled sandvich wrong
  345. 01:34 <+VeggiePirate> dammit. now I'm hungry for a sandwich
  346. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> does nuean want to make out?
  347. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> lets make out
  348. 01:34 <@pneuman> okay, hometime for me :) later peeps
  349. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> goodjer
  350. 01:34 <+Goodjer> FedoraMcQuaid: Cocks in the goodjer.
  351. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> yeas
  352. 01:34 <+nuean> see yas
  353. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> yeasi agrre
  354. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with cocks
  355. 01:34 <+nuean> no making out
  356. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> in that
  357. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> WHERE U GO
  358. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> wtf
  359. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> miss u
  360. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> bye
  361. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> nite
  362. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> sleep
  363. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> good iea
  364. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> dont
  365. 01:34 <+FedoraMcQuaid> die
  366. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> in sleep
  367. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> because obitioary
  368. 01:35 <+VeggiePirate> wat
  369. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> bad
  370. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i dunno
  371. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I need sleep
  372. 01:35 <+Boogle> Yeah. Just wait till you try pot.
  373. 01:35 <+Boogle> College is AWESOME.
  374. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> hahahahahahaha
  375. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> I weed
  376. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> all da
  377. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> smokin
  378. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with stuff
  379. 01:35 <+FedoraMcQuaid> yo Asz knows
  380. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> dat shit
  381. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> so high
  382. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and nap
  383. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> we get idea and hooka
  384. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with wweded
  385. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and liek whoa
  386. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> this good ass idea
  387. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but pipe lame
  388. 01:36 <+VeggiePirate> man, I miss colleg
  389. 01:36 <+Boogle> Asz: We need to teach him how to handle his shit.
  390. 01:36 <+VeggiePirate> *college
  391. 01:36 <+Asz> what?
  392. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> BOOGLE I CAN TOKE AND SMOKE AND HIGH LIKE ALL
  393. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> FOUCK
  394. 01:36 <+Asz> Handle what now?
  395. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> AND rijngs
  396. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> blow
  397. 01:36 <+FedoraMcQuaid> loke champ
  398. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i sleepy
  399. 01:37 <+Boogle> Whatever he took, he is not handling it great.
  400. 01:37 <+Asz> haha
  401. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no drug
  402. 01:37 <+Asz> yeah, he said he was just drinking
  403. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> just fdrunk off alcohol
  404. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with drunk
  405. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and sleep
  406. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and eat fatbag
  407. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> so tasty
  408. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> entire thing
  409. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> f=and i sdark
  410. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> and dont feel like correct speech
  411. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> omg
  412. 01:37 <+nuean> thats what 9 red cups of natty ice will do to you
  413. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> no misepll there
  414. 01:37 <+FedoraMcQuaid> play like 2 billion rounds of flip cut
  415. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> cup
  416. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> #1 player
  417. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> everyarime
  418. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> best
  419. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> why u distract me
  420. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i need
  421. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> yes
  422. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> o
  423. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> WAIT
  424. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> nobody say anything
  425. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> for a sec
  426. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> my irc
  427. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> fill up
  428. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> with green
  429. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> in
  430. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> a
  431. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> sec
  432. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> just
  433. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> wait
  434. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ano
  435. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> say
  436. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ok
  437. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> now
  438. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> good
  439. 01:38 <+FedoraMcQuaid> go
  440. 01:38 <+Boogle> HANDLE YO SHIT
  441. 01:39 <+nuean> i bet you add 10,000 lines to your post count in here tonight
  442. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> too bad nobody handle boogle shit
  443. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> hahahahahahahaha
  444. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i meam his dick
  445. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> because he no sex
  446. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> lolololololo
  447. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> lolololololol
  448. 01:39 <+Boogle> Take a shower or go to bed drunky.
  449. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but irc
  450. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> bgfff
  451. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> cant leave
  452. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i <3
  453. 01:39 <+FedoraMcQuaid> pary hatt on butt
  454. 01:40 <+FedoraMcQuaid> lol
  455. 01:40 <+nuean> yeah dont leave you might miss something
  456. 01:40 <+FedoraMcQuaid> EXACRTLY
  457. 01:40 <+FedoraMcQuaid> shit may gho down
  458. 01:40 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i am starting to sober up anyway
  459. 01:40 <+Yellek> hehe, this is making me have college flashbacks and at the same time makes me feel very very old
  460. 01:40 <+FedoraMcQuaid> maybe
  461. 01:40 <+FedoraMcQuaid> tboon old
  462. 01:40 <+FedoraMcQuaid> u less od
  463. 01:40 <+Yellek> not sure 'bout that
  464. 01:40 <+Asz> FedoraMcQuaid: where do you live again?
  465. 01:40 <+Boogle> Yellek: this makes me feel old for not being a freshman.
  466. 01:41 <+VeggiePirate> now I want a sandwich and a smoke. For some reason, that also makes me want Taco Bell.
  467. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> SAINT LAWRENECW FUCKING COUNTU YO
  468. 01:41 <+Asz> haha
  469. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> shit place
  470. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ver
  471. 01:41 <+Yellek> I had taco hell for lunch
  472. 01:41 -!- Elycion [~Elycion@ip72-193-22-102.lv.lv.cox.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
  473. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> y u want
  474. 01:41 <+VeggiePirate> ha
  475. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> 2 make out?
  476. 01:41 <+Asz> saint whosawhatsit?
  477. 01:41 <+Asz> hahahahaha
  478. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> new york
  479. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> northt
  480. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> area
  481. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> place
  482. 01:41 <+Asz> no, no, no
  483. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> y not
  484. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ?
  485. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> w/e
  486. 01:41 <+Asz> just making sure I plan my GWJ S&Ts carefully
  487. 01:41 <+FedoraMcQuaid> h8er\
  488. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> i was gonna go 2 canada 1
  489. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> but no monmey
  490. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> bus expensive
  491. 01:42 <+Asz> Canada 2 is way better anyway
  492. 01:42 <+Asz> so many improvements
  493. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> loolol
  494. 01:42 <+Boogle> I prefer Canada 0
  495. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> fuk keyboard
  496. 01:42 <+Yellek> no don't do that
  497. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> hahahahaha
  498. 01:42 <+nuean> heh
  499. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> not with weiner
  500. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> fuc
  501. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> just oike
  502. 01:42 <+FedoraMcQuaid> FUCK U KEYBOARD
  503. 01:43 <+FedoraMcQuaid> y u so bad
  504. 01:43 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ytprefore me
  505. 01:43 <+FedoraMcQuaid> TYPE
  506. 01:43 <+FedoraMcQuaid> FOR
  507. 01:43 <+FedoraMcQuaid> ME
  508. 01:43 <+FedoraMcQuaid> shit
  509. 01:43 <+VeggiePirate> You need to fire up Dragon Dictate or something
  510. 01:43 <+FedoraMcQuaid> what is theat
  511. 01:44 <+VeggiePirate> so you can talk at the computer instead
  512. 01:44 <+VeggiePirate> it can't be worse than drunk typing
  513. 01:44 <+FedoraMcQuaid> YOU DONMT WATN TO TALK TO ME!
  514. 01:44 <+FedoraMcQuaid> D:D:DD:D:D:
  515. 01:44 <+FedoraMcQuaid> :(
  516. 01:44 <+FedoraMcQuaid> :(
  517. 01:44 <+VeggiePirate> haha
  518. 01:44 <+FedoraMcQuaid> W/E
  519. 01:44 <+FedoraMcQuaid> FK U
  520. 01:44 <+VeggiePirate> just trying to help!!
  521. 01:44 <+FedoraMcQuaid> SLEEP
  522. 01:44 * FedoraMcQuaid cry
  523. 01:45 <+Yellek> sleep is good
  524. 01:45 <+VeggiePirate> aww, go have a sleep drunken buddy.
  525. 01:45 <+VeggiePirate> we'll all be here tomorrow to remind you what fun you had.
  526. 01:45 -!- FedoraMcQuaid [FedoraMcQu@cpe-74-79-242-192.twcny.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit:
  527. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]
  528. 01:45 <+Boogle> That was fun.
  529. 01:45 <+VeggiePirate> ha
  530. 01:46 <+cube> for the love of god, someone put that entire thing in the thread
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement
Public Pastes
Advertisement
We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy.  OK, I Understand
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!