Reacting Reasonably

CHAPTER 1
>You look over the note one last time.
>"Please come to the boutique at 3. -Rarity"
"Welp. Here goes nothing."
>You are-
>Drumroll please.
>Anonymous! Only human in Equestria! Ta-Daaaah!
>I could go into a long-winded tale about your past, and how you came to Equestria, but I don't feel like it, and I'm sure you don't really want to read all that exposition.
>Instead, we'll talk about the now. That's what matters.
>You're currently-
>Aw fuck it. Just go into the store.
>You cock, an eyebrow.
>Your inner narrator is being really rude today.
>You stroll up to the Carousel Boutique door, and give it a knock.
>You listen for a response.
>You can hear hoofsteps inside, rushing around.
>"...Gah! My hoof!"
"Uhm..hello? Anyone home?"
>You don't say pony. Thugs say "One", and "Body".
>You Vanilla Ice motherfucker.
>You tap your foot waiting on an answer.
>You knock again.
>"Just a minute~"
"Okaaay~"
>You say back mockingly.
>This is a good reason why Rarity is worst pony, and Applejack is best, sexy, tight rumped, warm throat-
>Unf.
>The door swings open, revealing a robed white Unicorn.
>She looks like she was running around.
"You okay?"
>She wipes her head off, and tries to look seductive.
>"Why yes darling! I'm absolutely elated, now that you're here~"
>You give her a deadpan look, as she switches her "sexy" positions.
>You shrug.
"Okay. What did you want?"
>She moves out the way.
>"Oh! Right! Please come inside! We have much to discuss~"
>She licks her lips.
"You should use chapstick. That shit doesn't work at all."
>She double-takes, as you walk past her into her house.
>Rose petals, and candles are strewn all around the interior.
>You hear soft violin music in the back.
"....You expecting company?"
>Rarity walks past, brushing against you in passing.
>"Why yes darling..I'm expecting somepony to "come" indeed."
"Huh. Well I guess I better be going then after our buisness."
>Rarity looks at you incredulously, as you make your way to her chaise lounger.

>You obliviously sit down on her fainting furniture.
>There's a bowl of strawberries on a nearby table next to you.
"Cool. Do you mind?"
>You motion to the fruit, as Rarity makes her way next to you.
>"Not at all darling~ They are for us after all..."
>She levitates one out of the bowl, and rubs it on her outer lips sensually, before taking a bite.
>You ignore her...whatever the fuck she's doing, and take a few into your palm, and start eating.
>"So..uhm..is this doing anything for you?"
"Is what doing what for who?"
>The ivory fashionista groans.
"Look I got shit to do, so can we get to the matters at hand?"
>You sniff the air.
>"What's that smell?"
>Rarity perks up.
>"Oh! It's my new perfume! Do you like it darling?"
>She leans in uncomfortably close.
>You back away.
"Actually I was referring to the burning rose petals over there."
>"What?"
>Sure as shit, in all it's glory is a burning trail of rose petals, leading to her fabric closet.
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"Can you stop yelling in my ear please?"
>Rarity begins racing around, trying to put out the fire.
>What a retard.
>You watch in amusement eating strawberries, as Rars puts out the growing inferno.
>She retakes her seat next to you out of breath.
>She straightens herself up, and exhales.
"Impressive you could do all that while wearing a robe."
>"Th-thank you darling."
"So what did you want to talk about?"
>"Of course, but first-"
>She takes off the robe, revealing sexy lingerie, leaving her marebits exposed.
>You are not fazed however.
>Top flaccid unf.
>"Let me get comfortable.."
"Okay."
>She strikes some more poses.
>You yawn.
>"N-nothing?"
"Nothing what?"
>She facehooves.
"Look are you gonna get to the point? It looks like you got something planned for whoever you got coming by, and I'd rather not be here when he shows up."
>"Errrrrrggggg!"
>Rarity grabs your cheeks in frustration with her hooves.
>"It's for you, you idiot! You're the somepony I'm expecting!"
>You blink a few times.

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".....Word?"
>"Word!"
>She releases your face.
>You scratch the back of your head.
"Uhm...thanks?"
>She sighs.
>"You're welcome."
>You sit the in silence for a moment.
>"I heard- I heard you like Applejack."
"Yeah. I do."
>She droops slightly.
>"Does she like you?"
"Yeah. She does."
>More silence.
>"I like you too."
"Yeah I'm getting that vibe from you."
>Oh god. You're gonna be that guy right now? Sarcasm at a time like this?
>She chuckles.
>"What do you think of me?"
>Don'tsayworstponydon'tsayworstponydon'tsayworstpony-
"Worst po-errrr....."
>Dipshit!
>Rarity stares waiting for you to finish your sentence.
"Worst po-rson is me?"
>"...What does that even mean?"
>Where's a Twix when you need one?!
"I think you're cool Rars. You're a good pony?"
>She narrows her eyes.
>"Why does that sound like a question?"
>She clear your throat.
"I don't know what you mean."
>"Hmmm."
>She looks like she's willing to drop it for now.
>"So then, if I'm so good why are you dating Applejack, and not me?"
"Cuz you're a cunt."
>"Excuse me?"
>You clasp a hand over your mouth.
"You're too...blunt?"
>"I'm too blunt?"
>Who the fuck is making you say these things?"
"Ermm..yeah! I don't think I'm your type. I like to be lied to."
>"But Applejack is the element of honesty."
>You're digging this grave pretty fast man.
>Just suck it up, and tell her the truth.
"Fuck it. Look, I just don't like you in the same way I like Applejack. You're like a-a-"
>Rarity glares at you.
>"If you say sister, I'm going to strike you."
>You clam up.
>"Do you know how long I've watched you Anonymous? Degrading myself, and lowering my standards to appeal to you?"
"No. Not really."
>She grabs your collar.
>"A LONG TIME!"
>You wave your hand in circles.
"Soooo, like Crystal Empire crisis?"
>She pushes you back, yelling in frustration.
>"I set all this up! In hopes of getting you to court me! But, NO! You remain as obsessed with Applejack as ever! Why not me?!"
>Bitch gettin cray up in here.

>"I'm perfect in every way! I'm beautiful! I have flare! Style! Elegance!"
>You're nearly off the chaise.
>"So then why can't you like me? Why don't you fancy me?!"
>She leaps onto your stomach straddling you.
>"What's wrong with me? Why can't you tell me?!"
"Fuck! Get off of me!"
>With lightning speed, Rarity puts her plot in your face.
>You have a view of all her goodies, with the lingerie wrapped around her flanks.
>She lowers herself down onto your face, pressing it against your cheek.
>"Is it because I'm not sexual enough? Do you like it rough?! Do you want me to ravish you like that hick does?!"
>You keep your head turned, her ponut kissing your temple.
"Rarity! Stop! Please!"
>She turns around, to face you.
>Wow, this story isn't funny anymore.
>She's crying.
>"Why do you think I even entertained the thought of trying to hook up with Trender? Why I don't entertain Spike's crush?!"
>You put your hands on her withers.
>Her magic takes hold of your hands, and forces them to your sides.
>"I've had feelings for you the longest! But, you ignored me..It was always Applejack, who you had eyes for.."
"Rarity, I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel."
>She sniffles, laying on your chest.
>"I know..but, that doesn't mean I have to like it.."
>You sigh, and let her weep softly on your chest.
>After several moments, her crying has died down to little hiccups.
>"...She's lucky."
"......."
>"I saw you first after all.."
>Drama. Such is the life of Anonymous.
>Your hands are released from her magic hold.
>Rarity sits up, and wipes her face with a hoof.
>"Please forgive me darling..I seem to have lost myself."
>You meekly smile.
"H-happens to the best of us."
>She blushes ashamedly.
>"Perhaps we can just forget that this whole thing happened?"
"Forget what?"
>She nods.
>"Excellent...and uhm..let's keep this from Applejack please?"
>You nod in response.
>Rarity climbs off your body, and slips her robe back on, looking forlorn.
>You can't get out fast enough.

"So uh..I'm gonna just get going..You cool?"
>She nods, looking away from you.
>"Yes..Yes I'm fine."
>You clap your hands together, and bring them to your mouth as if praying.
"Then I'll see you around..!"
>You trip over her rug, as you make your way out.
>That shit was bonkers as fuck.
>You thought Rarity hated you, with how she acted.
>Nagging, and nitpicking. Not even in the Tsundere way.
>She can count on you never visiting her EVER again.
>Generosity your sweet virgin ass.
>You need to go home.
>You got Rarity stank all over you.
>See? You didn't follow the cliche, of going to see your girl, and have her get the wrong idea!
>You're learning.
>Entering your house, you immediately beeline it to the shower.
>Stripping down to your birthday suit, you hop in, cranking up the warm water, and washing all the flowery crap she rubbed on you off.
>You begin to ponder what happened moments ago.
>You start to feel sorry for her, in some kooky-almost got raped sort of way.
>To pine for someone, who doesn't ever want you.
>Or like you.
>She has a better chance of a black man being president of the united states, but that will never happen!
>How long have you been in Equestria again?
>You hear your door slam from your living room.
>You jump, and poke your head out the shower.
>"ANON! YA IN HERE?"
>Phew. Just AJ.
"In the shower babe!"
>You yell back.
>You continue to relax, awaiting your Special Somep-
>Remember..thug words.
>Somebody, to come to you.
>You shower is suddenly turned off by an orange hoof.
>Your curtain is slid aside, and your gaze is met by an angry orange one.
"I-is something wrong..?"
>"Yeah! Explain this!"
>She holds up a picture to your face.
>It's of you and Rarity, laying on the chaise, with her butt on your face.
>It looks like it was taken from outside the window.
>You examine the picture more, and see a reflection in the window's glass.
>It's Sweetie Belle.

"Applejack baby! That's not how it looks!"
>Applejack curls her lips, as you scramble to get out of the tub.
>"Ah've heard that one before! It looks ta me like she has her rump on yer face!"
"W-well yeah she does, but it wasn't due to my own voalition!"
>She frowns hard.
>"Don't use yer fancy, honeyed words on me! Ah know a cheater when ah see one!"
"I didn't cheat!"
>She slaps the picture into your chest.
>"Then let's go ask Rarity what's going on huh?"
>Good. Rarity can explain this shit to her, and things will be fixed.
"Good! Let's go see her then! As soon, as I put on some clothes."
>AJ nods, her frown not lightening in the slightest.
>You stomp your naked body into the room, and begin to dress yourself, with Applejack watching you every step of the way.
>"If'n ah find out yer lying Anon.."
"I'm not lying AJ. This is all a big misunderstanding that just needs to be cleared up. I promise you."
>"Pinkie Promise?"
"Pinkie Promise like a motherfucker AJ."
>She tries to force a smile, as you complete your attire.
"Let's go."
>She nods, and follows you out of the house.
>Picture in hand, you wonder when the hell Sweetie was even there? Who gave AJ this picture?
>Better ask.
"AJ. Who gave this picture to you?"
>Applejack's frown has returned.
>"Nopony gave it ta me. Ah found it on an Appletree taped to the middle of it."
>Clever cunts.
>You make it back to the boutique with little time spent, and knock on the door.
>You both stand there waiting anxiously.
"You'll see AJ. I wouldn't do this to you baby. I love you."
>AJ scuffs her hoof on the ground.
>"Ah love you too, but ah had to be sure. Mah heart couldn't take it if you were being unfaithful.."
>The door swings open slowly, revealing a little unicorn filly.
>The photographer herself.
>"Hello Anon!"
>She beams at you.
>Her eyes trail to AJ, and her face turns into a sour unwelcome expression.
>"Applejack."
>"Hey beansprout! Rarity in?"
>You want to strangle the little shit.

>Sweetie nods looking up at you.
>You glare back.
>"Sure she's in! I'll go tell her, her Special Somepony is here~"
>She scampers off to go summon her sister.
>AJ gives your back a little push.
>"Special Somepony?"
>You shrug.
"I honestly don't know hon."
>"Mmhm."
>You both walk inside, you shutting the door behind you.
>Everything's been cleaned up already.
>You don't even see the burn marks from earlier.
>She works fast.
>Rarity regally saunters down the stairs, Sweetie in tow.
>"Applejack! My friend! How nice to see you darling."
>She approaches you both, and gives AJ a little hug.
>One AJ reluctantly returns.
>"Anonymous! My beloved! How nice to see you again as well!"
"Beloved?"
>She stands up on her hind legs, and hugs your waist.
>You push her off.
>She acts shocked.
>"Anonymous! No need to be shy dearest~"
>AJ glares at you both.
"Applejack! She's deluded."
>AJ holds up a hoof to you.
>"Picture."
>You comply wordlessly.
>You're sweating. This doesn't look good.
>She wouldn't do this to you, would she?
>You think back to the incident. How she looked after it all happened.
>"Ah want to know what this here pictures all about!"
>Rarity levitates the picture of of the cowpony's hoof, and looks it over.
>She blushes, and titters.
>Please Rarity. Don't do this..
>"Why Anonymous..! I gave you this to keep to yourself, as a memoir of our special time together.."
>No. NO.
"YOU LYING BITCH! YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!"
>AJ lowers her head.
>Rarity giggles.
>"I do not lie darling. I'm the element of generosity, but I can say without any doubt you were more generous with the love you gave, then I could ever muster!"
>She blushes, and rocks to and fro.
"You lying piece of--! Applejack! She's lying! I swear she's lying! I pinkie promise AJ!"
>Applejack raises her head.
>"Anon. Ah'm an apple to the core."
"Aj..what? Hon I'd never do this to you! I'd never, ever hurt you like this!"
>She shakes her head.
>"You were mah core Anon."

>You lock your pleading eyes with hers.
>Rarity watches with a smug smirk.
>"Without mah core...what am ah?"
"You're my core too baby. You have to believe me!"
>You're on your knees.
>Rarity puts an amused hoof to her mouth.
>"But this picture Anon! This evidence! What am ah supposed ta believe?"
"Believe me!"
>AJ looks into your eyes, hers slowly tearing up.
>It slowly trails to the side of your mouth.
>"...What's that on yer face?"
>Rarity's horn glows it's light blue aura, and a bowl of strawberries floats towards her.
>She takes one out in her magic, and starts to nibble on it.
>AJ touches your face with her hoof.
>...It's a strawberry seed.
>Fuck.
>She looks from you to Rarity, a few times.
>"...Ya pinkie promised...YA PINKIE PROMISED!"
>She shoves you onto your butt, and gallops out of Rarity's store, opening, and slamming the door behind her.
>You sit there in shock at the unfolding events.
>You mouth agape, and lower lip twitching.
>"Wahahaha~ That was quite the spectacle! You totally flubbed that Anonymous darling!"
>You clench your fists, and grit your teeth.
"Just tell me...why?"
>Rarity saunters over to you, and nuzzles your neck.
>"I love you Anonymous. Applejack doesn't deserve you. I do. I'm so much more honest than she. Generous. Perfect for you. You thought I would allow you to get away from me? I've been planning this for months darling."
>You're so devastated right now. Do you throttle Rarity? Do you go after AJ?
>One thing that's clear in your mind is what you saw, before you left.
>Rarity's face turned away.
>Turned away with a smile.

>You slowly lift your arm in her direction, and push her away from you.
"Stay away from me. Please. Don't even touch me."
>Rarity backs away with a cocky smile.
>"Why, whatever is the problem beloved?"
>You point a finger at her, and wag it a few times.
"I'm-I'm so angry right now, I may actually kill you. I'm going to chase after Applejack. I'm going to sort this out. I want you to stay away from me. Far away. Or I will take your life. I swear it. Stay away."
>Your voice carries a low tone with malice, and animosity laced in.
>Rarity shrugs her withers, and lowers her eyes.
>"You'll come back. You need me. You'll see. When you see something so horrid happen in front of your eyes, you'll see that I had your best interests from the very beginning love."
>You breathe in sharply, glaring at her with red eyes, as you storm out of her house.
>Next stop Sweet Apple Acres.
>After you've left Sweetie Belle timidly comes down the stairs.
>"Is he your Special Somepony yet?"
>Rarity smiles once more.
>"Not yet. But, he will be soon. Stellar work Sweetie."
>Sweetie beams, and hops a little.
>"I'm happy to have been able to help you out sis! I can't wait for Anon to be my big brother!"
>Rarity sniggles.
>"Sweetie! You're jumping ahead of yourself! All in due time."
>You're pounding your feet into the earth, as you make your way to the apple farm.
>You have to get it in Applejack's head that you didn't cheat on her.
>A fucking little seed! A FUCKING LITTLE SEED!
>This is all happening so fast!
>You get a note, because Rarity wanted to talk-
>You didn't take it serious, so you were nonchalant about it, but who in the hell would have thought it'd lead up to this?
>She played you.
>What a method fucking, acting sack of shit.
>The farm is coming into distance.
>Your lungs are burning. You just want to see AJ.
>Hold her. Tell her things will be okay.
>Tell her you love her so much, and you didn't betray her.
>You'd never do that.
>She's your everything.

>If Applejack truly chose to want nothing to do with you, you'd never get over her.
>Never.
>How long were you sitting in the Boutique?
>Is she even still home?
>Your stamina is spent, as you walk up the trail to the house.
>Granny Smith is on the porch, rocking in her chair humming to herself.
>You take some deep breaths, making your way to the aged green pony.
>She opens an eye, and smiles warmly at you.
"Granny...You seen Applejack?"
>You prop yourself up, by putting your hands on your knees.
>"Ya alright young'n? Ya looked more tired than a pig in summertime!"
>You wave her concerns off with a hand as you stand up straight.
"I'm fine ma'am. I need to talk to Applejack."
>"Ya always had good manners there Anun. She's in the barn with Rainbow dash."
>Anun...sigh. You'd correct her, but now's not the time.
>Rainbow? What's she doing here so fast?
>Fast. Right. Stupid.
>You hurry over to the barn eager to see your girlfriend, and to mend this misunderstanding.
>You reach the barn, finding the doors closed.
>They're usually open.
>You have a bad feeling.
>You pray Dash, and AJ aren't in there...doing "it".
>"When you see something so horrid happen in front of your eyes, you'll see I had your best interests from the beginning love."
>Fuck that white bitch.
>You fling open the doors to the barn.
>.....
>Well at least you don't have to worry about it being Dash, and Applejack getting it on.
>"Mnnh! Please! Make me feel better! Unnh!"
>Applejack moans out, while on top of Dash.
>Big Mac thrusts in, and out of your marefriend before your eyes, as you stare on in heartbreak.
>The red stallion stops, and stares at you, along with Rainbow, who lays under AJ with a smug look in your direction.
>AJ's tear-stained face slowly makes its way to you next.
>"A-anon?"
>You say nothing.
>You look down, and then back up.
"Big Macintosh. How long?"
>Applejack pants, as Rainbow wraps her hooves around AJ's neck.

>Rainbow pipes up.
>"Don't act like you're all clean Anon. I know what you did with Rarity."
>Did what with Rarity?! YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT WITH HER.
>Your temper begins to flare.
"I couldn't have been at the boutique for more than fifty minutes Applejack, and the first thing you do is fuck you own brother, and this bitch?!"
>Big Mac pulls out of AJ, and shrinks back to the wall.
"You keep your red ass right there motherfucker. When I'm done here, I'm putting your ass in a bodybag."
>"E-eeyup.."
>He shivers nervously.
>AJ gets off Rainbow, and stands up.
>"Anon ah-"
"I didn't cheat AJ. I don't give a shit what that picture showed, I didn't do a goddamn thing. I'm willing to do everything in my power to prove that I didn't do shit to that cunt."
>She averts her gaze.
"But, that didn't stop you from doing this to me. So I ask again. How. Long."
>AJ bites her bottom lip, sweating.
>You shoot a glance to Mac.
"How. Long. Someone better answer me, or nobody is leaving this bitch alive."
>Rainbow looks unconvinced at your threat.
>"B-before you two w-were together."
>You laugh.
>You just madly laugh.
"You've been fucking your own brother, before we even hooked up?! That's fucking comical! And, Rainbow? How long with her?"
>Rainbow stands up, and sticks close to AJ.
>"After you two hooked up."
>Ain't this a bitch.
>This-
>What now?
>"Anon..Ah'm sorry.."
>You lick your lips, and sigh.
"You know what? Carry on. I'm done."
>You back out, and close the barn doors.
>This whole day has been nothing but strange turns, and twists, and heartbreak.
>And yet, someone predicted this would happen.
>Rarity.
>When You see something so horrid.
>This was pretty horrid.
>Did she set all of this into motion?
>You want to murder her. You want to murder Sweetie Belle, Big Mac, Rainbow Dash...Applejack.
>You just want to go home.
>This town is fucked up.
>But you're not gonna cry. Hell no.
>You drag yourself back down the path.
>You partly hope AJ will chase after you.

>But, No Applejack chases after you.
>They're probably continuing from where they left off.
>You're disgusted.
>You didn't cheat once, and this whole time you were being played like a fool.
>Taking sloppy THIRDS.
"FUCK!"
>You pick up a random rock, and throw it.
>Only it doesn't move.
>It just hovers in the air, covered in a blue aura.
>"Now, now darling. One musn't throw things. It's unseemly."
>Your fury bubbles up.
>You crook your neck to look over your shoulder.
>Rarity stands before you with a victorious smile.
"Get away from me. NOW."
>She cocks an eyebrow.
>"I take it you saw then?"
>Oh god. You have to get away from her.
>If you don't you're seriously going to snap her neck.
>You start off on a jog, and turn it into a full on sprint, as you race away from the ivory pony.
>She observes you running away with a smirk.
>You run until it feels as if your legs are going to give out.
>You reach your home, and fall to your knees panting.
>You shuffle inside, and close the door, sweat pouring down your face.
>Sweat, despair, and anguish.
>You're swimming in a sea of your anguish.
>You punch the floor.
>And crouch down.
>You ball up your fists, and suck in a great amount of air, and release a scream.
>A scream from the pits of your stomach.
>Your breath runs out quickly.
>You grit your teeth, and fight back tears.
>You hear your door open, and softly close.
>"It hurts, doesn't it darling?"
"Rarity..please..not now."
>You hear hoofsteps get closer to you.
>"You had to know. It didn't feel right allowing you to go on like this without. I love you Anonymous."
>You don't move from your bowing position.
>You feel her drape across your back.
>"I've always loved you. I've always been perfect for you. I've always had your interests in mind beloved."
>She rubs your back.
>Your breathing starts to speed up.
>You shake her off of you, and stand up.
>You face Rarity, and jab an accusing finger at her.

"Then why lie?! Why set me up, and have Sweetie take that photo?!"
>You're starting to froth at the mouth.
"WHY DID YOU BREAK ME, AND MY FUCKING GIRL UP?!!!"
>Rarity listens unfazed by your outburst.
>"Would you have listened if I told you, that she were committing such an act? Would you have preferred to live in blissful ignorance of the whole thing?"
>You ball your fists.
"Yes! No! I don't fucking know!"
>You pace around.
>She outstretches her forelegs.
>"Come here."
>You look at her with manic eyes.
>You're so confused, and hurt it's making you sick.
>She curls her hooves towards her a couple times.
>"Come here Anon. I'll make it all better."
>Make it all better? How?
>You kneel down, and embrace her.
>She's warm, and squeezes you tightly.
>"There, there. It'll all get better. I'm here for you. I always was."
"Y-yeah.."
>You hold the hug for a moment.
>She breaks it.
>"I'm going to run home, and get my overnight bag. I couldn't bear the thought of leaving you here alone tonight love!"
>You slowly nod, feeling cold inside.
>She pecks your lips, and pulls away from you with a simpering grin.
>She leaves you sitting there on the floor, leaving your house.
>Where did things go wrong?
>
>
>Be Rarity.
>Things couldn't go any better than it has today.
>Months of planning. Anonymous underestimated your dedication to him.
>You said months of planning, not how many months.
>And we're talking like right when they started showing interest in each other months.
>Easily four years worth.
>All it took was a little cider, and a little fib, telling AJ that she slept with her brother. A little more cider, and they started doing it on their own.
>"Oh Rarahtay! Ah Thank Ah myght be sick in thar head!"
>You chuckle.
>A little friendly advice goes a long way.
>You'll also have to thank Rainbow for getting that photo to Sweet Apple Acres so fast.
>Now everypony wins in the end.
>Well...mostly you.
>Rainbow gets her Applejack.
>You get your Anonymous.

>He's a little down now, but you'll cheer him right up!
>You're so giddy!
>You skip home hurriedly.
>Other ponies are staring, but you don't really care right now!
>Buck them.
>You make it home, and practically soar through the doorway.
>Sweetie is waiting on you by the entrance.
>"How did it go? Did he say yes?"
>You look away for dramatic effect.
"He did!"
>"Eeee! I'm so happy!"
>Sweetie Belle runs into your legs for a hug.
>"I can't wait! I'm gonna have a big brother!"
>You blush.
"Don't get too hasty now Sweetie. We have to take this slowly!"
>"Do you need me to take any more pictures?"
"Well..maybe one more. I want you to watch Applejack for me. When you see her alone with Rainbow Dash, or Big Mac I want you to take a picture of them, if they're doing "things" you haven't seen before."
>She looks at you confused.
>"Like things you, and Anon did?"
"Exactly!"
>She nods.
>"Okay! You can count on me!"
>You put a hoof on her wither.
"Now remember what we discussed...?"
>She nods again.
>"Don't tell Applebloom, or Scootaloo, and I may earn my Cutie Mark in Spying!"
>Ah..the naivete of youth.
"You got it. Good job."
>Her cheeks turn pink.
"Now head on over, and see what you can find. Don't get seen. If asked what you're doing say you're taking pictures of Butterflies, or something to that effect."
>"Roger!"
>Sweetie takes off upstairs, and comes back down with a camera affixed to her neck.
>She bolts out of the shop, making a beeline for sweet apple acres.
>It doesn't hurt to have insurance in case little miss apple gets ideas of rekindling any past romances.
"Heh heh heh.."
>You close your door, and lock it.
>You slowly trek up to your bedroom, and over to your armoire.
>You open it up.
>Your shrine to Anonymous stands proudly tall.
>All your pictures of him.
>Articles of clothing from his home.
>His body hair.
>Skin flakes.
>Everything! Why you may even have enough to make another Anonymous.
>But that would be wrong.

>He's your one, and only.
>You won't fall for silly wordplay, and misdirections like Applejack.
>Or, get rused, and tricked like that brutish Rainbow Dash.
>Or become somepony's tool like Sweetie Belle.
>You're above all of them.
>You're worth Anonymous's love.
>You've taken Manehatten.
>You'll take Anonymous too.

CHAPTER 2
>Two months.
>Sixty days.
>You don't count the seconds, and minutes. You're not that dedicated to the time.
>Applejack broke your heart, and sickened you all at once.
>You'll never recover.
>Not right away at least.
>Rarity has been with you through it all. Every step of the way, showering you with unfettered love.
>"Uhnn~! Rut me harder Anonymous! Harder~!"
>You thrust in, and out of her trench with complete abandon, grunting.
>Your sweat plips onto her chest with each stab, your hips beginning to ache.
>Her insides wrap, and tug on your rod, coaxing your climax on.
>Since that day she stayed the night, she's held you why you questioned why anyone would hurt you the way AJ did.
>She kissed your forehead, as you fought back the urge to bawl.
>She's given you her body when you needed to vent your frustrations out on something.
>It's kept you in shape at least.
>You've yet to leave the house.
>You don't want to see her.
>Her hind legs wrap around your waist.
>"I'm going to cum!"
"M-me too.."
>You bury your face in the neck of the fashionista, as you both release your sexual secretions upon one another.
>"Nnnnhh.."
>She goes limp under you, and sprawls out on your bed.
>Her manes frazzled, and out of sorts, and she's out of breath.
>But, she looks utterly blissful.
>"Darling..You never disappoint...do you?"
>You keep your head down.
>This is all you ever do.
>Mope, sulk, and fuck.
>Rinse, repeat.
>It's not like you haven't had vistors either.
>Twilight came by once or twice, concerned for your health.
>Pinkie, and Flutters too sometimes.
>Rarity insists you don't need anypony but her though.
>Maybe she's right.
>Maybe Rarity is all you need in this world?
>Maybe Applejack was the wrong choice from the beginning?
>All that glitters can be gold sometimes?
>You feel a hoof touch your back.
>"Anonymous? Is everything okay?"
>You remain silent.
>You lean up, and hover over the White pony.
>She looks into your eyes with her sapphire orbs.
"I love you Rarity."
>Her falls in shock, then quickly turns into joy.
>"You do?! I love you too!"
>She yanks you down into a hug.
>Was this the right thing to say?
>You just sort of blurted it out, as if it would save you.
>"Oh Anonymous..! I'll never let you go!"
>She peppers you in kisses.
>You remember a time you hated Rarity, with a passion. Now look at you.
>You love her.
>Why doesn't this feel right?
>You pull out of her with a wet slurp, and sit up on the edge of your bed.
>You cradle your head in your hands, and sigh.
>Rarity slides to your side, and nuzzles your arm.
>"Beloved? What's wrong?"
>She looks at you with concern.
"I...I don't know. I just think I should--I don't know. I've been cooped up in here for a while now."
>"There's nothing wrong with that darling! You're still in recovery from a TRAUMATIC event."
>You nod.
"Still, I feel like I left things unresolved with AJ..you know? I think I need to speak to her."
>Rarity scrunches up her face.
>"You don't need to talk to that uncouth horse love. Last I saw her, she, and Rainbow dash were attached at the hip!"
>That hurts your chest.
>You unconsciously place a hand over your heart.
>Rarity places a hoof on your lap.
>"All you need is me darling. No other pony can heal your heart like me. No other pony loves you like me."
"Yeah..I love you too."
>She kisses your forearm.
>"Good. You just stay your cute little self here, and let your marefriend take care of you."
>She leaps out of bed.
>"But, a shower first. You did a number on me Anon~"
>She winks at you.
>You force a small smile in response.
>She saunters off into the bathroom down the hall, leaving you to your thoughts.
>AJ didn't even regret what she did? She doesn't care?
>She made you fucking suffer!
>You're still suffering!
"Selfish orange cunt.."
>You ball up your fists and perch your forehead on your knuckles.
>A few tears hit your legs.
>It's sweat. Not tears.
>You hear Rarity singing in the shower.
>You feel fresh rage pumping through your veins.
>Marching through your bedroom, into the hallway, old thoughts begin to flare up once more.
>"What did I do to deserve this?"
>"Did she think she was in the right?!"
>"What the fuck is so wrong with me?"
>That bitch.
>You loved her. You'll never get over her! NEVER!!
>In your fume, you failed to realize you were in the bathroom.
>Your throat is tightened up, and your eyes red.
>You're angry. You're horny, and you don't know how to deal with it any other way.
>You can see Rarity's silhouette behind the curtain, levitating a bar of soap around her.
>Rarity.
>She'll do nicely.
>You grab the shower curtain, and yank it away.
>She smiles knowingly, through her wet mane.
>"I was expecting you darling. Please. Do get in."
>You lowly mumble, and enter the shower behind her.
>She looks at you from over her wither with a seductive grin.
>"You look a tad irritated sweetheart. Is this what you came in here for?"
>She props herself up on the shower wall, the backsplash of the hot droplets richoceting off her shiny purple mane onto your sticky body.
>She wiggles her plot, and parts her tail off to the side.
>She moves a hoof back, and spreads her plot apart.
>"You want to put it in here...right?"
>She levitates the soap bar to her rosebud, and lathers the outside of it up considerably.
>Your breathing becomes haphazard in furious impatient lust.
>You throb in her direction.
>You want nothing more than to lose yourself.
>The bar moves away from you two, as she stands ready for your assault.
>You slide forward, and grab her flank with one hand, while guiding yourself into her backdoor.
>You press against it, and are met with nothing but resistance.
>"Anon~You can't do it so hard..You have to go slow love~"
>That tone of hers just makes you more angry.
>You try again, forcing your way in slowly.
>"U-unnh-oooooooogh...!"
>She pushes you back, but you could care less right now.
>Pbbbbbhhht.
>A little gasp of air escapes her anus, as you reach the halfway point.
>She looks back at you, with a heavy blush.
>"I-I'm ever so sorry darling..! That wasn't voluntary!"
>You seriously don't care. You just want to ravage her.
>You want Rarity to feel your fury.
>You start to push in, and out of her mudpit at a steady pace.
>She leans against the wall with her head down.
>"Oooh! You're h-huge..!"
>You grit your teeth, and slap her flanks on the cutie mark, her three diamonds slowly turning red.
>"Ah! Do it again!"
>You comply, and alternate between spanking her, and thrusting into her.
>She releases more spurts of air, as you speed up.
>"Pluh-please darling! Unngh~ Slowly!"
"Shut your mouth! JUST TAKE IT!"
>You yank her tail upwards.
>"Ahnn! You're being so rough darling! My butt! It's so hot!"
"I said SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
>You ravage her hole without concern for her well-being.
>This is AJ's fault.
>This could have been her!
>But it's fucking rarity instead!!
>FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
>You hilt inside her.
>She reels her head back, and howls out.
>"ANON....! OH! OH MY~"
>You reach forward, and grab her throat, your thighs slapping against her backside.
>Her eyes shut, and teeth grit at your ravenous anal pummeling.
>"Dah-darling..! Please..Slow down, o-or I'm gonna black out..!"
>You move your finger into her mouth, which she graciously suckles upon.
>You lean in to her ear.
"You know what I want right? You know everything don't you? You know what I need RIGHT?!"
>You feel the culmination of your actions reaching it's curtain call.
>"I love you darling! I love you so much! Fill me up! Melt my mind!"
"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>You thrust into her one last time, your seed erupting forth into her bowels, and coating her insides.
>Rarity gurgles, pooling shower water in her mouth.
>You release her, allowing her to slump into the tub by the drain.
>You step back, the shower water disguising the flowing tears.
>Her anus, while stretched out, matches her breathing trying to go back to it's normal size.
>She looks back at you, with a heavy blush.
>"I-I'm ever so sorry darling..! That wasn't voluntary!"
>You seriously don't care. You just want to ravage her.
>You want Rarity to feel your fury.
>You start to push in, and out of her mudpit at a steady pace.
>She leans against the wall with her head down.
>"Oooh! You're h-huge..!"
>You grit your teeth, and slap her flanks on the cutie mark, her three diamonds slowly turning red.
>"Ah! Do it again!"
>You comply, and alternate between spanking her, and thrusting into her.
>She releases more spurts of air, as you speed up.
>"Pluh-please darling! Unngh~ Slowly!"
"Shut your mouth! JUST TAKE IT!"
>You yank her tail upwards.
>"Ahnn! You're being so rough darling! My butt! It's so hot!"
"I said SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
>You ravage her hole without concern for her well-being.
>This is AJ's fault.
>This could have been her!
>But it's fucking rarity instead!!
>FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
>You hilt inside her.
>She reels her head back, and howls out.
>"ANON....! OH! OH MY~"
>You reach forward, and grab her throat, your thighs slapping against her backside.
>Her eyes shut, and teeth grit at your ravenous anal pummeling.
>"Dah-darling..! Please..Slow down, o-or I'm gonna black out..!"
>You move your finger into her mouth, which she graciously suckles upon.
>You lean in to her ear.
"You know what I want right? You know everything don't you? You know what I need RIGHT?!"
>You feel the culmination of your actions reaching it's curtain call.
>"I love you darling! I love you so much! Fill me up! Melt my mind!"
"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>You thrust into her one last time, your seed erupting forth into her bowels, and coating her insides.
>Rarity gurgles, pooling shower water in her mouth.
>You release her, allowing her to slump into the tub by the drain.
>You step back, the shower water disguising the flowing tears.
>Her anus, while stretched out, matches her breathing trying to go back to it's normal size.
>"U-uhnn...!"
>She grunts, and you can she her insides closing up, pushing your cum forward.
>What have you become..?
>You put a hand to your head, and step out of the shower silently.
>You're a monster. A pathetic sex beast, with nothing more to do in life, then fuck, and sulk.
>You're just like AJ.
"I'm sorry."
>You step out of the shower feeling ashamed of yourself, leaving your marefriend to recover.
>Fuck.
>Just...fuck man.
>An hour later, you're sat in your living room, staring at the wall on your sofa.
>Rarity has joined you, and is brushing her mane, humming gently.
>This can't go on.
>Your soul is restless.
>Your heart is in pain.
>Fucking AJ. Why? What did you do that was so wrong?
>A fucking picture, that could be taken a number of ways?
>She immediately thought the worst of you, and crushed you into a fine powder of sorrow.
>You feel fury bubbling up again.
>Hold it back Anon. Please. Hold it back.
>"You were extra invigorated darling. I don't think I've ever felt so much love before!"
"Mmh.."
>She stops brushing her mane, and crawls over to you, straddling your waist.
>"This is a dream come true, is it not? Don't I make you feel good?"
"Yes.."
>She smiles, and leans in to kiss your unresponsive lips.
>"Things may seem dark now love, but it will all fade away soon. Just think only of me, and nopony else. Okay?"
"Yes.."
>She grins, and goes back to kissing you, her tongue lapping over your lips.
>A knock on your door breaks up the one-sided makeout session.
>"Oh of all the-!"
>Rarity climbs off you, and trots to your door.
>You slowly turn in your seat to see who the visitor is.
>Your door is magicked open, with a certain purple pony standing behind it.
>Twilight Sparkle.
>"Oh Twilight...it's you. How are you?"
>Twilight smiles warmly at Rarity.
>"I'm doing fine Rarity. Is Anon available?"
>Rarity grimaces.
>"Yes...He's right over there on the sofa.."
>Twilight lopes past Rarity to your position on the sofa.
>Rarity frowns at her unwanted intrusion, and slams the door behind her.
>Twilight flies over the back rest of your sofa, and plops down next to you.
>"Hello Anon..How are you?"
>You look at her with tired eyes, and open your mouth to speak.
>"He's absolutely, positively fine Twilight! Now what was it you wanted dear?"
>You close your mouth.
>Twilight cocks an eye at you both.
>"Er..I just wanted to invite you both out to dinner. We haven't seen either of you in some time, so I was hoping we could catch up."
>Dinner?
"....But isn't it morning?"
>Twilight looks at you in disbelief.
>"Anon it's almost nine at night. How long have you been in here?"
>Rarity interjects once more climbing onto your lap.
>"It doesn't matter Twilight. Anon is still in mourning! The recovery process is progressing slowly but surely, and he needs me to nuture him! Isn't that right Nonny-wonny~"
>She squeezes your cheeks together, and makes a kissy-face.
>It's awkward as hell, but you can't bring yourself to care right now.
>Twilight frowns in concern.
>"Anon, I think you should come. Get out of the house, and get a good meal in you. Please?"
>"Now Twilight, I just said-"
"Okay."
>Rarity snaps her head to you.
>Twilight nods.
"I'll go."
>"But, An-anon..! You still haven't recovered enough-!"
>You hug Rarity.
"Please. If you come with me I can do it."
>She slowly brings her forelegs up to your back.
>"...Sigh....Okay. But, I'll be watching over you carefully."
"Thank you."
>Twilight rolls her eyes, and hops off your couch.
>"Then come on! I know this great prench resturant you'll just love!"
>You force a small smile.
>Rarity is glaring however.
>You threw on some shoes, and through the night, the three of you went.
>You've never had french-prench food before.
>You hope there's no hay though.
>You can't eat hay.
>Rarity stays close to you, walking on her hind legs, with her forelegs wrapped around your arm.
>She rubs her head alongst your arm affectionately.
>Twilight looks back.
>"Is that comfortable? Walking on your legs like that?"
>Rarity lowers her eyes annonyed at Twilight.
>"Darling, when two ponies are in love, nothing is uncomfortable."
>Twilight's look lingers before she faces forward.
>You hear Rarity mutter under her breath.
>It is actually uncomfortable.
>But you just don't care right now.
>AJ tried holding onto you like this.
>"Well shoot Anon, this way is plain silly! I'll just walk close to ya. Ah don't wanna step on yer feet!"
"Ow."
>Rarity just stepped on your foot.
>She looks up at you with a smirk.
>"I love you Anonymous~"
"I love you-ow-too."
>Twilight shakes her head.
>Rarity squees, and hugs your arm closer.
"Ow."
>A fancy dimly-lit resturant comes into view soon enough.
>Ponies are sat inside of the romantic ambient atmosphere inside.
>"What say we sit outside? It's such a lovely night isn't it?"
>Twilight smiles at you, while walking.
"...Sure."
>A waiter prowls around outside, awaiting your arrival.
>He gallops over, with an enthusiastic toothy smirk.
>"Princess! We heard you were coming! Are these your guests?"
>Twi nods.
>"I'm expecting some more, b ut yes they are."
>More?
>You look down at Rarity, who looks back up at you.
>"Please. let's have a seat guys."
>You both follow her over to a large table sat by the corner.
>You sit on the inside, next to the wall.
>Rarity sits next to you boxing you in, Twilight across from you.
>Rarity puts her hooves on the table.
>"Twilight dear-"
>"Yes?"
>"Would you be so kind as to tell us who else is coming this evening?"
>Twilight flashes you a glance.
>You know who she invited.
>There's no need to ask.
>"Some friends."
>Rarity narrows her eyes.
>You look towards the road you came in from.
>As if on que, you can see four shadows making their way towards the resturant.
>Your breathing starts to speed up.
>Rarity notices, and jabs a hoof at Twilight.
>"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! HE'S NOT READY YET!"
>Twilight closes her eyes, and turns to you.
>"I do."
>Your eyes are trained on the approaching quartet.
>"He needs this Rarity. He needs to be able to move on, if he's to truly heal."
>You want to leave. Now.
>You scoot back out of your chair.
>You get pushed back down by an unseen force.
>"Twilight!"
>"No Rarity! He has to stay! He has to!"
"Twi please..! Don't do this to me!"
>They're getting closer.
"Twilight! Let me go! PLEASE!"
>"NO!"
>Rarity looks poised to hop over the table.
>"You wouldn't dare attack a princess Rarity. I suggest you take your seat."
>Rarity growls.
>"You can't do this! This is an abuse of your power!"
>"It has to be done. I'm sorry."
>You grind your teeth, and shut your eyes.
>You can hear their voices getting closer to you.
>--for fine dining. Ah'm more of a apples, and potatoes kind of gal."
>Your heart aches.
>"Yeah. I'd prefer the hayburger over this. It's not really cool."
>Your anger flares.
>"But it's a fancy resturant, with a princess! That's cooler than cool!"
>"U-uhm..but it's Twilight. She doesn't like it when we refer to her as a princess.."
>Rarity puts a leg over your back.
>You lower your head, and put your fists into your lap.
>"Hey girls! Over here!"
>Fuck you Twilight. Played by another woman again! FUCK!
>Your temples throb in fear, and anger.
>Hey! There she is! And, she brought Rarity, and Nonny!"
>You look up weakly, with a distressed mug.
>You're greeted by a pile of pink in your face.
>"I missed you so much, grumpy gus! I'm glad you're out of that dreary old house!"
>Pinkie wraps her hooves around your neck in a tight hug.
>She sitting on the table.
>"It's not a "dreary old house" Pinkie dear, it's out love nest."
>Pinkie breaks the hug, and looks at Rarity.
>"Love nest? But, you're not birds! Or are you?"
>She sits on the table to think about it.
>Twilight levitates her off the table, and into a seat.
>The rest of them have made their way over, and greet Twilight with neck hugs, sans an orange freckled pony.
>She looks at you with sad eyes.
>You mirror the same look back.
>Rarity suddenly blocks your line of sight.
>"Anon darling, just focus on me. Don't give that dirt pony any attention. Just look at me okay?"
>You nod a few times.
"Y-yeah. Yeah."
>She kisses your nose, and moves back to her seat.
>Twilight scrunches her nose up at the PDA.
>Applejack takes a seat directly across from you next to Twilight, and Rainbow.
>Flutters looks around the table, fidgeting nervously.
>Pinkie is balancing a spoon on her nose.
>No one is talking.
>Rarity is glaring at both Twilight, and AJ.
>Rainbow is looking through her menu, and taking little glimpses of you.
>You just want to go.
>"A-ahem.."
>The table focuses on Twilight.
>"So here we are..How is everypony?"
>You keep silent.
>Rarity has slid a hoof into your lap.
>A collective chorus of "Good", "Aight", and "Okay"' echo around the table.
>Applejack keeps her head down, as well as you.
>You stand up.
>Twilight's horn begins to glow.
"I need to use the bathroom."
>"Do you need me to accompany you darling?"
>You shake your head.
>Twilight narrows her eyes this time at Rarity.
"I can handle this. I'll be right back."
>Everyone watches as you shimmy around the table, and enter the resturant.
>You speedwalk to the restroom, and head inside.
>You find the first clean stall, and barricade yourself in.
>This was too soon.
>You can't take this kind of trauma right now.
>It may seem beta, but that's what love does to you. It weakens the guard.
>You put your face in your hands.
"...Fuck."
>You remember when you used to be happy.
>You thought of everything as a joke.
>Such a dark turn your life has taken.
>You hear the bathroom door open.
>You can probably guess who came after you.
>You hear a soft rapping on your door.
"Who is it?"
>"U-uhm..It's me."
>Wait, what?
"Fluttershy? What are you doing in the mens room?!"
>"A-actually you're in the mare's room."
>.....Fuck.
>At least you can still spaghetti with the best of them.
>"May I c-come in?"
>You scratch your head.
>May as well. You're the one not supposed to be in here after all.
>You unlatch the door, allowing the timid yellow pegasus in.
>She squeezes in.
>Pony stalls aren't meant to house humans.
>"It's cramped."
"Yeah."
>You both sit there silently for a while.
>"Are you alright?"
>You move your mouth around a little.
"No. I'm not."
>"Oh..okay.."
>Maybe she wasn't the best one to come, and try to talk you down.
>You expected Twilight, or even "her".
>"I don't know wh-what happened between you, and Applejack, and it may not be my buisness-"
"Flutters don't. Just...don't."
>She puts a hoof on your shoulder.
>God it's cramped.
>"No Anon, listen please. It may not be my buisness, but I can see-no we all can see how much you're both suffering. Applejack doesn't leave the farm at all nowadays!"
>Serves her right.
>Hold up.
>Barely leaves the farm?
>"All she does day in, and day out is work in the fields, and lock herself up in her room after she's done!"
>You remember something that was said to you earlier.
>Her, and Rainbow are attached at the hip! She's very happy!
"How long has she been doing this?"
>Flutters puts a hoof to her chin.
>"I'd say it's been about th-the same ampount of t-time you've been in your house."
>Was Rarity mistaken? Or just making assumptions?
>Does that even matter now?
>Facts are facts, AJ fucked up royally.
>And, you'll never be able to forget that.
>"You should at least talk to her Anon. You owe her that much right?"
"I don't owe her a goddamn thing Flutters. If anything she owes me."
>Flutters looks at you confused.
>"But, what about all the letters she sent you? Doesn't she deserve a response to those?"
>Letters?
"What letters? She didn't send me any letters."
>"B-but she did! A whole bunch of them! She asked me to proofread them for her, since conveying her emotions into her writing isn't her strong suit. They were beautiful Anonymous! I even teared up a little."
>Rarity was answering your door, and gathering your mail for you, but you never saw any letters from AJ.
>"She said things like, how much she missed you, and how she wants to talk to you, and she feels-"
>The door to your stall opens up.
>You didn't latch it back.
>Flutters rolls out backwards, and hits the sink lightly with her head.
>Rarity stands by the opened stall door, with a disappointed look on her face.
>"Anonymous dear, you're in the wrong bathroom."
"Yeah. I know."
>She looks at Fluttershy, and back to you.
>"I hope you two weren't doing anything..."dishonest" I trust?"
>Fluttershy rubs the back of her head.
>"W-why no Rarity! We were just talking!"
>She starts flapping her wings lifting herself off the ground.
>"In fact I w-was just going..!"
>"I see."
>FLuttershy zips out of the bathroom, giving you a worried look on the way out.
>Rarity turns her focus to you, and enters the stall.
>She makes sure to latch it shut.
>She climbs into your lap, facing you with a stern gaze.
>She puts a soft hoof on your cheek, and smiles.
>"Anon darling,What were you, and dearest Fluttershy talking about?"
>You gulp.
>She has this creepy axe-murderer vibe coming off her.
>But, you've been upfront with her before. Why stop now?
"She told me that AJ s-sent me some letters...know anything about that?"
>Rarity looks at you mischieviously.
>"Why yes I do. I've seen such letters."
"Then why the fuck-"
>She closes your mouth.
>"All the letters detailed was her asking for her things back Anon. I can show you later if you'd like."
>Asking for her stuff back?
>Flutters wouldn't lie would she?
>"But Flut-"
>"Fluttershy told you something different? Sweet naive Anon~ Fluttershy is my best friend, but you are aware she's pro-Applejack right? Of course she'd lie to try and break us up!"
"Like what you did?"
>Rarity frowns.
>"I only did that to open your eyes love! Not ruin what's left of your heart! Not like Applejack did! Not like what Fluttershy's trying to do."
>You remain unsure of Rarity's words.
>Fluttershy trying to break you, and Rarity up seems out of character for her.
>"Don't you trust me darling? I'd never lead you astray. I only have your best intentions at heart!"
>You look into her blue eyes, and sigh.
"Yes. I trust you. But, I want to see those letters later."
>She smiles, and gives you a wet kiss.
>Ugh.
>"Of course dear, whatever you want. Now, let us get back to dinner hm? I'm sure they're positively falling asleep with our radiance to brighten their days."
>You nod.
>But, for some reason you felt like you were ensnared even further into, something you should want no part of.
>The two of you stealthily exit the restroom without getting caught, and head back together to the table, Rarity clutching your arm again.
"Ow."
>"I love you Anonymous."
>You grit your teeth, as she clods your foot again.
"Ow."
>At the table, everyone is already either nibbling on breadsticks, or chatting mildly.
>Except AJ of course.
>Twilight, notices your return, and gives you, and Rarity a disappointed face.
>"So glad you two could rejoin us. Everything all right?"
>Twilight crosses her forelegs.
>You sit down, with Rarity scootching closer to you.
>"Why everything is fine dear! Anon just needed a little..peptalk."
>You blush in embarassment.
>Applejack is still looking down at the table.
>"He's still healing after all, and I plan to be by his side every step of the way. Isn't that right Nonny-wonny!"
>She squishes your cheeks together again.
"Rarity.. stop."
>You brush her hooves off you.
>She giggles.
>"Oh you're so shy! I just LOVE that about you!"
>AJ slumps down even further.
>You heard of twisting the knife, but damn.
>"And you're all mine! All mine!"
>She hugs your waist.
>Is she trying to piss off AJ, or what?
>Rainbow pretends to gag.
>Twilight shakes her head.
>Pinkie is pretending her breadstick is a cigar, and Fluttershy is giving you a watered-down version of the stare.
>You shudder.
>"So..! What's new with everypony?"
>Twilight taps her hoof on the table hoping for something to break the tension.
>"Anonymous said he loved me today!"
>What the fuck Rarity!
>Applejack raises her head to look at you.
>You look back, with a lump in your throat.
>Rarity is hanging off your arm again, with rosy cheeks.
>Rainbow crosses her legs bored.
>"I'm hungry. Is it time to eat yet?"
>"I-in a moment Rainbow Dash."
>What? In a moment?
"You guys ordered already? I didn't order yet!"
>Rarity bumps your chest with a hoof.
>"Fret not darling, I took the liberty of ordering for you."
"You did?"
>"I did! Aren't I helpful?"
>You cock an eye at her.
>Twilight mouths the words "sorry" to you, and shrugs.
>"You, and Rarity are together..?"
>The table moves its focus to AJ.
>She pulls you closer.
>"Oh didn't you know? Anon, and I are Special Someponies! Poor thing came to me weary, and downtrodden, and I assisted him in his time of need~"
"That's not what happened at all!"
>"Oh Darling, don't be so embarassed. What matters is that love bloomed between us!"
>Applejack's face goes from regretful, and sad to irritated, and annoyed.
>"Ain't that a hoot! How long you two been tagether?"
>Rarity smiles, with lowered eyes.
>"About a month, and a half."
>Applejack laughs.
>"So Ah reckon ya know everything about him then in that short amount of time? Ah mean...if'n you're the goddess ya claim ya are."
>Oh boy. This isn't going to end well.
>You look at Twilight, and motion for her to do something.
>She looks happy. Oblvious to the brewing fight before her.
>She did this before. When they had a slumber party, at her home.
>"What are you getting at?"
>Applejack tips her hat, and leans back in her chair.
>"Jus wanna know how well ya know each other is all."
>You gulp.
"Maybe this isn't the best time to-"
>"Hush Anonymous! I never back down from a challenge!"
>Rainbow's attention is caught, as well as Pinkie's.
>"Are we gonna play a game!? I love games!"
>"O-oh my.."
>"So Ah'm sure you know his birthday then?"
>Rarity smiles.
>"January twentieth."
>Your eyes widen in shock.
>You never told that to Rarity.
>She gives a triumphant smirk.
>"Impressive. Seein as how ah'm the only one who should know that info."
>Rarity stutters.
>"H-he told me in his sleep, while we were cuddling one night."
>Shit it's possible, but you're not known to sleep talk.
>Aj shrugs.
>"Then you also know that Anon likes Cherry pie?"
>Rarity chuckles.
>"He's allergic to cherries! Do I seem like a murderer to you?"
>"Naw, but yer seeming mighty suspect right now!"
>HELL YEAH SHE IS.
>You scoot away from Rarity.
>"What? What's the problem?
"How did you know I was allergic to Cherries?"
>"What?"
>"How did you know I was allergic to Cherries?"
>She sweats slightly.
>"Did he say that in his sleep too? Ah'm the only one who knows that as well. "
>Rarity scowls at Applejack.
>"What are you trying to do exactly?! Split us up?!"
>She slams her hooves on the table, and sits up.
>The girls gasp, except once again Applejack.
>"Ya mean like ya did?! Ah heard the truth from Rainbow here!"
>Rainbow puts her hooves up.
>"I'm not in this."
"What truth?"
>"She's speaking gibberish Anon. The guilty pangs of a cheating horse!"
>AJ recoils from the insult.
>"Ya better take that back! You're nothin but a schemin, no good rattlesnake!"
>Twilight's face changes to confusion.
>"A-are we fighting?"
"DUH."
>Rarity points at AJ.
>"You're just bitter you lost a good stallion, and now you want to ruin what we have!"
>Aj points back at Rarity.
>"Well apparently Ah had some help in that regard! You need Sweetie Belle to take anymore pictures?"
>"That depends! You need any more disgusting love from BIG MAC?!"
>AJ's eyes enlarge to the size of dinner plates, her eyes pinpricks.
>She did it.
>She outed her.
>The table looks at AJ with questioning gazes.
>She bites her bottom lip down hard turning pale.
>Pinkie coughs.
>Fluttershy holds her hooves to her mouth.
>Rarity leans back in her chair, with a scowling grin.
>"Well? Anything you want to say to explain yourself?"
>AJ's eyes dart around.
>They finally rest on you.
>You look back with the same sadness.
>"Ah don't..Ah really don't.
>"Hmph!"
>"To you. Ah want ta speak to Anon. Alone."
>"What?!"
"What?!"
>"Ah've waited all this time fer a response from ya, what with all the letters Ah sent ya! Now Ah want to talk to ya face ta face in private!"
>Rarity leans over in front of you with her hooves outstretched.
>"No! He's goes where I go! I refuse to leave him alone with a villain like you!"
>You slide out, and stand up.
"Okay."
>Rarity looks up to you pouting.
>"But, Anonymous-!"
>You stare AJ in the eyes.
"It'll only take a minute."
>"Anon!"
>You mosey around the table, and start down the trail you entered from, with AJ behind you.
>Rarity watches from her seat angry.
>Pinkie coughs again.
>Twi clops her hooves together.
>"So...! Anypony got more news?"
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>"This should be far enough."
"Yeah."
>You stop, and turn around.
>"So uhm...hey."
"Hey."
>She scuffs the ground like she always does when nervous.
>"Ah missed ya."
"Mhm."
>More scuffing.
>"....Why didn't ya ever write me back..?"
"Because I never got a letter."
>"But Ah sent ya TONS. Ah even sent naughty photos, hoping to even get a negative response from ya!"
"You sent dirty pictures to me? Haha..."
>She blushes, and rubs the back of her head.
>"Y-yeah..Ah was just so desperate ta talk ta you..explain myself, and maybe we could work things out..?"
>You lean against a tree, and put a hand in your pocket.
"It's a little late for that AJ. You got what you want right? You got Dash, and Mac. You don't need me."
>"But Ah do! Yer mah core! remember?!"
"Yes I do remember that. I also remember seeing you sandwiched between two ponies."
>She flinches.
>"Ah'm not proud of that..But, Ah'll do anything fer your forgiveness!"
>Your anger flares up once more.
"You want a chance?! You want me to trust you? What about when the roles were reversed? You ran away, and fucked somebody else! Oh my mistake! SOME-FUCKING-BODY'S!"
>AJ flinches again.
>"And Ah'm sorry fer that! It's just something that...kinda happened.."
"How the fuck does that happen??"
>"Ah got a little drunk one night, and I found out we had slept together! One thing led to another, and well.."
>You facepalm, and pace around.
"I once woke up in bed with a fucking Pineapple in my arms. That doesn't mean I shove my cock into fruit now!"
>She grits her teeth.
>"Then what do ya want?! Tell me! Talk ta me! Ah said I'll do anything to get ya back!"
"And I'm saying it's too late! You could've came down that path, when I left you in the barn! What did you do instead?"
>AJ goes silent.
"You kept fucking right?! RIGHT?!"
>"Yes."
"LADIES, AND GENTLEMEN! THE ELEMENT OF FUCKING HONESTY LIVES UP TO HER ELEMENT FOR ONCE IN HER SORRY FUCKING LIFE!"
>"Please stop yellin at me.."
"Stop yelling? STOP YELLING? i GOT TWO FUCKING MONTHS WORTH OF VENTING TO DO!"
>Applejack sniffles, a few tears hitting the soil.
>"Please..stop yellin at me...?"
>Her crying face breaks your heart all over again.
"...Fuck!"
>You kick the tree you were leaning on, and sit on the ground.
>AJ sobs quietly.
>"Ah really sorry Anon...! Ah'm really, really sorry!"
"Yeah. I know you are."
>She blubbers out another sorry.
>You run a hand across your forehead.
>AJ moves to sit next to you.
>She remains quiet, save for an occasional hiccup.
>"W-why did you hook up with Rarity..? Didn't she trick ya?"
>You shrug.
"I don't know. I kinda just fell into despair, and she's stuck around for all of it."
>"Do ya love her? Re-really,really love her?"
>Good question.
>You kinda just blurted it out earlier.
"I honestly can't say. I just don't know anymore."
>She scuffs the ground again.
>"Do ya love me still?"
>You feel pressure build up in your chest, and move down.
"I..I can't say that I don't have feelings for you still."
>She brightens up slightly.
"But, I can can also say I haven't forgiven what you've done to me."
>Her growing cheer instantly crumbles.
"What did you expect? For me to just take you back with open arms? That shit hurt AJ. It fucking HURT. It almost made me wish to die."
>She lowers her head again.
>"Do ya hate me then?"
>You grunt.
"No. No I don't.
>You clench, and unclench your fist a few times.
>"Ah still love ya too.."
>You close your eyes, and exhale loudly.
"Yeah..yeah. Me too."
>She tilts her head onto your shoulder.
>"Is there a chance we can ever try again? Try to be a couple again?"
>You shrug, shifting her head.
"I dunno. Maybe. But, not now."
>"Cuz, yer with Crazity?"
"Crazity?"
>AJ nods.
>"How did she know alla that stuff about ya? That's odd, isn't it?!"
"It is I'll admit. But, maybe I did mention it while half-asleep, or something."
>"But, ya never sleep-talked before!"
>You cock an eyebrow.
"Well apparently, I had help in that regard."
>AJ clams up.
"Besides, Rarity may have used unscrupulous means to split us up, but she did show me the truth AJ. The awful truth."
>AJ stomps her hoof.
>"It was her consarned idea I pursue it!"
>What did she just say?
"What do you mean?"
>AJ scrunches up her face.
>"It's--well..."
"If you're gonna try to get back in my good graces, this would be a good way to start."
>She scuffs her hoof once more.
>"Well.."
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>Be Applejack, and you may have comitted one of the most foul acts you ever could.
>You slept with your older brother.
>You had to drink one more pint.
>You just had to outdo Rainbow.
>You stupid Pony.
>This is Horseapples!
>You need to speak to somepony. Anypony.
>You're pacing around in your room right now, and it's getting you no where.
>You could speak to Fluttershy! Only she's not home.
>Pinkie could keep a secret! If she weren't so bogged down in work.
>You wouldn't dare bring this to a princess!
>Rainbow Dash is the last pony you'd talk to about this!
>What would Anon think about this?
>No. He can't ever know. He means to much to you to lose a chance with!
>You'll just go talk to the prissy self-proclaimed princess herself.
>Rarity.
>You have a bad feeling about this, but holding it in is gonna tear you in two.
>You exit your room heading down the stairs of the old wooden house.
>Granny Smith is reclining in her rocking chair on the porch.
"Ah'm goin out Granny! Be back later!"
>"Mhm.."
>She just rocks, staring off into the distance.
>She gallop through town, weaving through the multitudes of crowds in town to the boutique.
>She knock on the door rapidly, hoping the fashionista will open up.
>You can hear some soft sighing inside, and something heavy shut in the distance.
>"Coming~"
>A sing-songy voice bellows out.
>You're getting impatient.
>This is a good reason why Rarity is worst pony to you.
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"Ha. I said the same thing."
>AJ cocks an eyebrow.
"I'm sorry. Please continue."
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>She finally opens up with a deadpan face.
>"Oh. Applejack darling, what brings you here? I'm afraid I'm not doing any farm wear at the moment."
>Cheeky little--
"Har har. Very funny. Ah came by for your advice! I need yer help! Ah need somepony ta talk to! Ah thank ah might be sick in the head!"
>Rarity looks at you curiously.
>"Calm down Applejack. Just tell me what happened okay?"
>She invites you to a spot on her chaise, which you gratefully take.
>"Now tell me what happened?"
"Well, ya know that party last night? Ah may have gotten a little drunk, and slept with.....ac."
>Rarity moves closer to you.
>"I'm sorry darling I didn't get that last part."
"Ah said, Ah may have slept with Bi......"
>"Please. One more time?"
"BIG MAC! BIG BUCKING MAC! You hear me now?!"
>You put your face in your hooves.
>"Oh my. That's quite the predicament."
"Ya think?"
>She clicks her tongue.
>She pats you on the wither.
>"Fret not Applejack. I think it's perfectly normal."
>Is she nuts?
"What? How do ya figger?"
>"Well alcohol is a natural truth serum for all races here on our diverse planet Applejack. You were just acting on your deep desires, without the social chain imprisioning you."
>You nearly retch.
>Is she implying you have feelings for Big Mac that traverse brother, and sister?
"Rarity! That's sick! Ah'm sick!"
>"You're not sick my friend I assure you. It's only natural after all. I mean, you both spend so much time together, it was bound to happen! You don't have a Special Somepony because you haven't found anypony like Big Mac!"
"But Ah like Anon."
>Rarity growls.
>"YES! Well! I don't know why you'd want such, an uncouth primate such as he, but to each their own I suppose!"
>You frown at her description of Anon.
"He's not a monkey...!"
>Rarity slings her leg over your back.
>"I didn't mean no offense! I'm merely suggesting you explore this..See where it takes you?"
"What?! That's sick!"
>Rarity shakes her head.
>"It's not sick. It's natural. It'll be our little secret. You just maybe drop some hints, and see where it goes from there. If nothing happens nothing happens! But, if something does...well keep it as an ace under your proverbial cap."
>She tips your hat down over your head.
>You quickly pull it up, and glare at her.
>"Trust me Applejack. I have your best interests at heart darling. I always have."
>You're so confused right now.
"Ah...Ah need to think..Ah'll see you later."
>"Of course dearie. Have a nice day, and thanks for coming by."
>You went home that night.
>And you had sex with Big Mac again.
>Celestia help you.
>Applejack ends the story on that note, while you rub your hands down your face.
>"Are ya okay Anon?"
>You blow out your lips.
"No! What I just heard has to be some of the dumbest, convoluted shit I've yet to hear, and quite frankly, I'm not sure why I had to be involved!"
>AJ moves off of your shoulder.
>"What do you mean?"
>You outstretch your fingers, and start listing the things wrong.
"One. How did you know you slept with Big Mac?"
>Applejack thinks for a moment.
>"Ah...ah suppose I don't know."
"Right. Two, what gave you the idea, that this was a good idea to do?"
>"Ah was confused, and-"
"Bullshit. You wanted to do it. You just needed someone to nudge you in the right direction. To tell you it's alright!"
>You're getting angry again.
>"That's not true! Ah-"
"Save it. Three, even if confusion were the case, what's your excuse with Rainbow Dash?"
>AJ falls silent.
"Exactly. You're selfish. You make all these excuses, but what you really want is to have your fucking cake, and to eat it too."
>Applejack sobs.
>"Ah'm tellin ya it ain't like that..!"
"THEN TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IT'S LIKE! CAUSE, I'M LISTENING!"
>Applejack, scuffs the ground a few more times searching for the words to say.
"I still love you AJ. That won't change, but I can't be with you. Especially not after hearing that load of shit."
>"But it was the truth!"
"And that's what makes it worse. That such a level-headed individual could be so foolish enough to fall for honeyed words, so much so that she'd hurt the one she supposedly loved with all her heart."
>She opens, and closes her mouth a few times.
"Don't worry though. Your little partner in crime isn't getting off either."
>"....Ya mean Rarity? Are ya choosing her over me..?"
"As angry as I am right now, I'm gonna say no."
>She smiles a little.
>You scowl.
"I'm choosing neither of you."
>Her smile falls,
>"What are ya saying..?"
"I'm saying, I've had enough of Ponyville. I've had enough of this drama bullshit!"
>You pace the ground, while AJ watches.
"Two months. TWO FUCKING MONTHS! It's been nothing, but lies, and deceit, and deceit, and lies! I'm TIRED of it! I'VE HAD IT!"
>"Sugarcube..please just calm down and,-"
>You jab a finger at her.
"Fuck you! Go fuck yourself!"
>She looks at your finger in surprise, at up to you.
"I'm going to leave Ponyville. Tonight. I don't want to see any of your faces for a while."
>You storm off, not bothering to look at her expression.
>But, not before settling one more score.
>You powerwalk back to the resturant, blood bubbling, and rage renewed.
>Righteous rage.
>You're nobody's fucking toy, and it's about time you made it clear.
>The remaining five are eating at the table, awaiting you, and AJ's return no doubt.
>Rarity is the first to notice your return.
>"Anonymous! Darling! You're back! Did everything work out?"
>You grit your teeth scowling.
"Ohhh. You bet it did."
>You primal face makes the unicorn shudder.
>Everyone has focused their sights on you.
>"U-uhm Anonymous..a-are you alright? Where's A-applejack?"
>Fluttershy looks on timidly at your imposing figure.
"Stewing in her own regret."
>The all exchange looks.
>"Uhm..I'm gonna go check on her."
>Dash gets up to leave.
"SIT. DOWN. God help me if you get up from that seat Rainbow, the only color on your fucking spectrum is gonna be red."
>Rainbow seems convinced this time by your threat, and gulps.
>"Anonymous dear...What's the matter?"
>Time to lay her on the chopping block.
"First off. You, and I are through. Done. Over. So long, we will miss you~"
>They look a tad put-off by the improv spanish accent you did at the end.
>"W-why whatever do you mean?"
"WE'RE DONE. I'M DUMPING YOU."
>Pinkie sucks in air through her teeth.
>"Awkwaaaard."
>Rarity looks broken.
>"Wha--but why?! What did I do?!"
>You cross your arms.
"I don't think I need to answer that. Let's just say "I know"."
>Her eyes widen.
>But, you're not done yet.
"You're nothing, but a manipulative shitstain toerag. It's been my misery, and suffering to have ever known you."
>"Oooooh.."
>"Pinkie! Not now!"
>Twilight bonks Pinkie on the head with a napkin.
>"Anonymous what in the name of Celestia is going on?!"
>You shake your head at Twi.
"The end of all this. The boiling point. The final cut."
>Rarity gets out of her seat, and stands on her hind legs, placing her hooves on your abdomen.
>"Darling, you're just a little upset by what that silly Applejack has said. Whatever she told you is a lie! She's a liar! You know that! I want only what's best for you! You said you love me, remember? You love me with all your heart, a-and I love you too!"
>You push her off you, and tower over her.
"If you really want what's best for me, then you'll get out of my life."
>"Wha--"
>You turn on your heel, and leave the stunned group of ponies in their seats.
>Fuck all of this.
>Thankfully, you don't have much to pack. Everything can be taken in a knapsack or such.
>"Anonymous! Wait!"
>Twilight comes up the trail behind you.
>You continue to walk, while she matches your pace.
>"What the hay was that all about?! I set this up to resolve things! To make it so you guys could be friends again!"
>You face forward, walking with balled fists.
"I appreciate the intent. I really do. And, things did get resolved. I learned the truth."
>"Which is?"
"Fuck this town. Leave it immediately."
>"Wait! You're leaving? Like right now?"
>You smack your lips.
"Well obviously I have to pack my shit, duh."
>Twilight rushes ahead, and erects a magical wall.
>"Stop walking, and talk to me! Please!"
"Why do you guys always want to talk?! I'm pretty sure I made my intentions clear!"
>Twilight frowns sadly.
>"Because, I might be losing a good friend today! I at least deserve to know why! Right?"
>You bite the side of your mouth looking away.
"Fine. what do you want to know?"
>"Why are you leaving? What happened with AJ, and why did you say all those mean things?"
>You fold your arms.
"Okay. Here's your answers. I'm sick, and tired of being played with. I'm sick, and tired of being lied to, and for your final answer I'm sick, and tired of being lied to, and played with. How's that for an answer?"
>She plops onto her bottom.
>"That's not an answer at all!"
"Well it's all you're gonna get. Now can you please move?"
>"Just give me a straight answer, and I will...please?"
>You roll your eyes. You're wasting time.
"Look Twi, I appreciate what you've been trying to do for me. I really do. But, right now I'm honestly not in a talking mood. So if you could please...?"
>"No! Why won't you tell me what happened?"
>You start walking forward.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
>"I would!"
>You continue on your path towards the wall.
"This isn't something you should be worried about. Shit happens Twi."
>"I know that! But, if I can fix it, I will!"
"You can't fix it!"
>"I can!"
>You're at the wall.
>"Anon! Stop!"
"You can't fix everything. There are some things just beyond you Twilight. Beyond a princess."
>You casually walk through her magic wall.
"Like trying to hold back the magic-immune human with pony magic."
>She zaps you with a few purple bolts, trying to halt your progress.
>Shame, all they do is pass right through you.
>"Stop! Please stop!"
>She keeps shooting, as you walk past her.
>"Please...Please....stop."
>She chases after you, each bolt getting few, and far inbetween.
>"We're friends right..?"
>You've gotten too far to hear anything she had left to say.
>You reach your home, soon after your episode with Twilight, and pratically kick open your door.
>Inside, you're greeted with a familiar sight.
>Rose petals, are strewn about, with candles lining a walkway leading to your room.
"Here we fucking go."
>You can hear soft violin music playing in the background.
>She works fast at least.
>You have to take the path. All your things are in your bedroom after all.
>You brace yourself.
>You slowly creep towards the outlined destination, to your open bedroom door.
>Like you thought, she's there. Laying on your bed.
>In that same robe from two months ago.
>The only difference is, that her face is streaked with running mascara, and a crazed smile.
>There's a new addition this time.
>There's..jars of things sitting in the corner with a big picture of yo-
"Okay, what the fuck is that supposed to be?"
>She leaps off your bed giggling.
>"Do you like it darling? It's my way of paying homage to you!"
>You cringe a little.
"You know what? I'll bite. Homage?"
>She nods frantically, and trots over to the mysterious items.
>"I love you so much Anonymous! I have for a long time! Being with you was a dream come true! I wanted you no matter what you were feeling! No matter what form you took! No matter what!"
>You cross your arms again.
>She opens one of the jars.
>Oh god..Is that..your hair?
"What the fuck..?"
>She levitates the jar above her.
>"You're a disgusting creature Anonymous, but I love you all the same! I want you to stay with me! Sweetie Belle adores you! We all adore, and love you!"
>This is taking a really creepy, and odd turn.
>She promptly dumps the hair onto herself, with her mouth open wide.
>You hold back a gag.
"That's disgusting!"
>"IT'S NOT! It's love!"
>Oh god.
"This isn't love..You need help!"
>She saunters towards you.
>You take a few steps back.
>"Help only you can provide right? Don't you think it's time, you repayed me for all the love, and care I gave to you..?"
"Bullshit! You caused it! YOU CAUSED ALL OF IT!"
>"TO MAKE YOU SEE, WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!"
>You start to breathe hard, feeling yourself get mad.
>She's breathing hard as well.
>"I've loved you, from the beginning. Before Applejack! Since you came to Equestria! I want to be with you forever! Sweetie wants you to be her brother! My whole family has accepted you!"
>You cough, and spit to the side.
>"You don't have to go anywhere..! We can even run away together! It'll be so romantic! We can elope, and live somewhere, far away from all the ponies trying to break us up..!"
>She tosses the robe off of her.
>She's wearing the same lingerie, as that day.
>"Isn't this exciting? We had our first fight! Now we get to make up...!"
>Okay. Forget the clothes.
>Maybe just get your rainy day money, and get the hell out of there.
>Rarity approaches you with a crazed, frenzied look.
"You know what? You're absolutely right."
>She smiles.
>"I am~?"
>Keep her talking.
"Yeah b-baby. I finally see the truth now. I'm gonna uh..shower you in my love."
>She titters.
>"Then take me! Take me now!"
>She leaps backwards, and lands on your bed, hind legs spread.
>You had sex with her many times, before but, for the first time never has it disgusted you so.
>You retch slightly.
"Let me just use the bathroom first, and I'll come back to r...god help me..ravage you.."
>She gasps, and begins to visibly wink.
>Ugh..yuck.
>"Please hurry darling! I can barely wait!"
>You nod, licking your lips.
"You keep your sexy little rump right there..I'm uh..I'm g-gonna wreck it."
>Smooth.
>She gasps again.
>You slowly back away out of the room, with a fake smile plastered on your face.
"Keep it moist for me until I get back~"
>She spreads her lips apart for you.
>"It'll be as the ocean darling~"
>Fuck.
>You slowly close the door as you leave.
>You tiptoe towards your kitchen, praying Pony hearing isn't as good as touted back on earth.
>You creep into your kitchen, hearing little high-pitched moans coming from your bedroom.
>She's probably on your bed right now..covered in your hair..
>Just get the money, and go man.
>You reach into a cookie jar on top of your refrigerator, and pull out a hefty sack of bits.
>This should be enough to get you started where you're going.
>Wherever you're going.
>You slither your way to your kitchen window.
>You quietly open it, and climb through.
>If you took the front door, she'd definitely hear you.
>You fall through, and land in your bushes, rolling out of them.
>You pray Crazity didn't hear your tumble.
>You think you heard her call your name out.
>You're gonna miss this house.
>Your first house ever.
>But, it's tainted.
>You creep off, sticking to the shadows, as you make your way into the vast darkness of the night.
>This would be the part where the story should end, and would end.
>But, fate doesn't ever end.
>And neither does that of Anonymous.
>This was a major turning point in your life. The night you snuck out of Ponyville, and the lives of all your former friends.
>Without, so much as a goodbye...
>So what happens to you now, you ask?
>What about Big Mac, and AJ?
>What about Sweetie, and Rarity?
>Who the fuck cares at this point?
>This is a story about you, and a story about you is what will be told.
>Let's fast forward a bit into the future.
>What has happened to Anonymous in all this time?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>A year, and some odd months later-
>POP POP POP
>Noise poppers go off in the air, covering you in confetti, and streamers.
>"Happy birthday sweetheart!"
>"Happy *hic* birshdah."
"Hit the sauce already girl? Shit, the parties just getting started!"
>Be Anonymous.
>But you never stopped being him.
>You did stop living in Ponyville.
>So where did you go then?
>Welcome to Baltimare! Home of the illustrious college of "Hayvard".
>Bad pun right? Fucking horses.
>But,that's where you met your current marefriend.
>She was applying to teach there, as a college professor.
>She's a tad older than you, but she's like a fine wine in that regard.
>You recieve a kiss on the cheek from a pair of cerise lips.
>You blush.
"You best save that for later tonight."
>You wink at her.
>"Oh my gosh Anon! You're incorigible!"
>Figure it out yet?
>You're dating former Ponyville elementary teacher, Cheerilee.
>Rather, you're living together.
>Willingly.
>Never thought you'd end up with another Ponyville mare, but that's the funny thing about life right?
>Cheerilee was in town applying for a new job as a course teacher, for Hayvard.
>You were applying to be the Custodian of said school.
>One thing led to another, and you two got together.
>There was naturally a lot of turbulence, what with your issues from your prior life looming over you, but you both made it through just fine.
>There is one little nuisance in this relationship though.
>Berry slams back another glass of wine.
>She belches, and grins.
>"Ish neber too latey for a dringy dring!"
>She wobbles a bit.
>Her older sister Berry Punch.
>Alcoholic extraordinaire.
>Sad.
>You, and Cheerilee watch on.
>Your marefriend shakes her head, and leans in to whisper to you.
>"I'm so sorry Anon. I wanted it to be just us, but she insisted on coming.."
"It's okay babe. I'm used to it by now."
>She smiles, and nuzzles your cheek.
>A whole year.
>A whole year from Ponyville.
>Away from Rarity's crazy ass.
>You wonder what she did, when she found out you weren't coming back?
>You wonder what AJ is doing..
>Stop.
>You promised to put those thoughts behind you.
>You're sitting at a table with Cheerilee, and Berry Drunk, around a moderate sized cake.
>You sigh contentedly.
>Cheerilee touches your shoulder.
>"Is everything all right?"
>You get asked that a lot.
"I'm good. I'm just..I'm just good, you know?"
>She nods slowly.
>"Good. I'm good you're good."
"Good."
>"Goof."
>Berry sways in her seat.
>You shake your head chuckling.
"Well what the fuck are we waiting for? Let's cut this bitch open!"
>You're whapped on the head, with a yardstick.
>You rub the afflicted spot, looking at Cheerilee, who's holding said item in her teeth.
>"Language mister."
>Oh yeah. She's a teacher through, and through.
"Yes Ms. Cheerilee. Ow."
>She smiles, and winks at you.
>SMACK.
>Berry's down.
"Wow. And, it's not even one pm yet."
>"She...uh..she loves her wine."
>Cheerilee blushes embarassedly.
"Don't worry about it love. It's okay. What matters is me, and you."
>She hugs your arm.
>You get a little flashback, of someone else doing that.
>You flinch a little, but keep it well hidden.
>She releases the hug, and grins sheepishly.
>You cock an eyebrow.
"What's up? Is there something you want to say?"
>She nods.
>"I wanted to give you your present, but I don't know how to present it to you."
>Present? What did she get?
"Oh golly gee wilikers, misses Cee! What did ya get me!"
>She gives you a look that says "you're an asshole."
>"I think you'll like it~"
>She slides off her chair, and sashays into the bedroom.
>Dat ass main.
>You struck gold.
>"Murmble...Glue."
>You look at the sleeping Berry.
"Yeah, you'd probably be better off as that huh?"
>"...foog yooo...."
"Yeah, yeah..up yours too."
>You cut yourself a slice of cake, and start wolfing down it's sweetness.
>Coconut?! Who picked this shit out?!
>"...murble..pina colada.."
>You look back at the cake, and notice pineapple slices on it.
>Fucking Berry Lush.
>"Anonymous~ I got your present ready~"
>You loins tingle.
>Any man who can't recognize that sing song tone of voice is either a faggot, an idiot or an idiot faggot.
>You slide out of your chair, and stroll to the bedroom.
>Rose petals...and candles, are strewn about....
>You have another flashback.
"A-aha. This is pretty funny."
>"Over here hun.."
>Cheerilee is posing on your bed.
>In lingerie.
>Like SHE wore.
>You break out into a cold sweat.
"W-where did you get that?"
>She rolls onto her back looking at you seductively.
>"Hmmm~? You like?"
>You shiver.
"Please..just answer me."
>She rolls onto her stomach, and sits up.
>"Wh-what's wrong?"
"JUST TELL ME WHERE?!"
>She jumps a little at your shouting.
>She looks at you fearfully.
>"Anonymous, you're scaring me.."
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
"I'm.. I'm sorry. I just really need to know."
>She nods slowly, and reaches under the bed pulling out a box.
>You gulp, as she sets it on the bed in front of you.
>"When I left Ponyville, to work here I kept in touch with some of my students.."
>She opens the box.
>It's filled with candles, and roses, and...
"Are those strawberries..?"
>She smiles, and nods.
>"One of my students, has a sister who's a clothing designer. She's starting a couples line called "True Love". Isn't it just romantic schmoopy bear?"
>CRINGE NAME.
>But, enough of that.
"A sister who is a clothing designer..Oh..oh no."
>"What? What is it?"
>You step forward, and sit on the bed.
"May i?"
>She pushes it towards you.
>You take the box, and inspect its contents carefully.
>Cheerilee looks over your shoulder curiously.
>You part the items inside, and find that it has a hidden bottom.
>You start sweating again.
>Cheerilee hugs your neck worriedly.
>Removing the bottom you find a small envelope, with red letters scrawled across its front.
"For Anonymous.."
>Your heart is beating, and fear is welling up in your chest.
>"Who's it from?"
>You close your eyes, and inhale, and exhale.
>You tear open the letter.
>A lock of your hair, and a note fall out.
>Oh no. NO NO NO.
>"Anonymous! What's wrong!?
>You unfold the letter, not answering Cheerilee.
>There's a couple photos inside, and the words: "I have your interests at heart." on a piece of paper.
>"Anonymous..those photos.."
"Yeah."
>They're pictures of you working your job at the school.
>Your breathing goes haggard.
"Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck! Who sent you this box? What's their name?"
>Cheerilee stutters.
>"Ah, uhm...It was..It's Sweetie Belle! Sweetie sent it to me!"
>You insides drop.
>A year later, and it hasn't ended yet.
>She hasn't gotten over you.
>And she knows where you live.
>Fuck it.
>You're not the same Anon you were before.
>Bring it on Crazity.

CHAPTER 3
>Gotta love mondays.
>Faculty meeting mondays.
>Why in the hell do you gotta go though? You're just the cleaning guy!
>You, and Cheerilee walk the campus together on your way to work.
>You keep your hands in your pockets, to hide your anxiety.
"You sure this is okay?"
>Cheerilee nods, with a smile.
>"What's wrong with walking with my stallion? I don't care who knows."
"Yeah. The hot teacher is dating the monkey janitor. Nobody would care at all."
>"You're just being paranoid."
"Yep!"
>She rolls her eyes, the front doors upon the two of you.
>You open it, and allow her through first.
>"Such a gentlecolt!"
"Wanna duck somewhere for a quickie?"
>You give her a shit-eating grin.
>She blushes, but looks at you disappointedly.
>"I take it allll back."
>You guffaw, and get bumped in the legs by her rump.
>This is why you cherish this woman. She can make you forget your problems in an instant.
>And she's practically incapable of lying.
>Maybe she should be the element of Honesty.
>...Aww. You made yourself sad.
>"Don't dilly-dally. We don't want to be late."
>A teacher through, and through.
"Yes miss Cee~"
>She slaps your leg with her fluffy tail.
>"Don't be a smart-mule."
"Ass."
>WHAP.
>Another tail whip.
"Ow."
>She gives you a playful scowl.
>"You two at it this early in the morning already?"
>A plump mustached Pony joins the two of you.
>"Professor Early! Good morning!"
"Sup."
>WHAP.
>He looks at you with a disapproving glare.
>"Good morning Ms. Cheerilee...Anonymous. On our way to the faculty meeting then?"
>No shit moron.
>"Why yes we are! What do you think the meeting is about?"
>He clears his throat, his fat pony jowls jiggling with each cough.
>"A famous dignitary is visiting the college I believe. It's all been hush hush as of now."
>Dignitary huh?
>Just a fancy way to say, "guy whose ass you have to kiss?".
>"I hope our faculty, will be on their best behavior!"
>Cheerilee looks back at you.
>You shrug.
>Tubby clears his throat again.
>"In any case, we're going to meet them at the meeting."
>The laws of cliches, and general "what can go wrong?" fuckuppery says, chances are she's gonna show up there.
>Or maybe that's just your paranoia talking again.
>You feel a nudge against your hand.
>You look down to Cheerilee has pulled back.
>"It's fine. I'm here. Nothing will happen. I won't let it."
>She lightly kisses your knuckles.
>You blush.
>She smirks, and trots ahead of you again, to chat with tons of fun.
>You still can't shake the feeling something bad is going to happen. And, soon.
>You enter the room, behind Cheerilee, and take a seat in the back.
>The faculty meeting room is set up in an old lecture hall, to safely house all the instructors.
>She sits next to you.
>"I don't get why you insist on sitting back here all the time Anonymous. I'd much rather be up front, listening to the information."
>You put your arms behind your head.
>"I don't like being in the front. It's so stuffy, and it feels like everyone is watching me from behind."
>She humphs.
>You creep a hand between her legs, and give her a little rub.
>She lets out a little moan, but quickly covers her mouth.
"Plus I get to play with you back here~"
>She moves your hand away.
>"You jerk..! Last time you did that I almost got caught!"
>You laugh.
"Not my fault you're the cum on insertion type."
>She punches your arm.
>"I don't know why I put up with you."
"Because I love you so good woman!"
>She facehooves.
>Other teachers start to gather into the room, taking random seats.
>Some together, others by themselves.
>The room is littered with murmuring, and idle chat in curiousity of who this dignitary is.
>You don't care.
>You have other things on your mind.
>"Ah..Ahn..Anon...st-stop.."
>You guessed it.
>You sit in your chair casually, while your other hand slides up, and down your lovers nethers.
>She weakly tries to push your hand away, fighting her moans.
>"N-not here..! Not ahhnn..again!"
"Sssh. The meeting is starting."
>You speed up your rubbing, feeling her wink against your palm.
>A tall, lanky, balding Pony in a suit takes the lecturers stage, silencing the entire hall.
>Cheerilee puts her hooves into her mouth, while she quivers.
>She says stop, but her legs are spreading wider, and wider apart.
>You spread her lips apart, and slip a finger inside.
>"Mmmmnnh...!"
>You get a few looks from the other teachers.
>You give them a finger wave.
>Cheerilee smiles nervously, with sweat pouring down her face.
>"T-take it out!"
>She whispers to you harshly.
"Nope."
>You push it in, and out.
>"Ggh...! You jerk..!"
>"Mares, and gentlecolts. I'd formally like to thank you for coming out this morning for our monthly meeting. I remember as a young stallion I would wake up-"
>Fucking dropped.
>Her little nub of flesh kisses the palm of your hand over, and over.
>Cheerilee leans back in her seat, and closes her eyes, breathing softly.
"So you want me to stop huh?"
>Cheerilee remains quiet, just taking quick labored breaths.
>"-And he would say- "Neighthan! How do you do it?", only for me to just-"
>Still talking huh?
>You piston your finger in, and out of Cheerilee's pink, feeling little gushes of liquid squirt out of her.
>The girl is a gusher, that's for sure.
>You remove your digit, and pop it into your mouth smiling.
>Cheerilee shakes a little bit, balling up her mouth, and shutting her eyes tightly.
>She relaxes finally, and falls back into her seat tiredly.
>"You..you would do that to an older mare...in p-public?"
>You roll your eyes.
"You sure don't act your age then."
>You're glad no one else is back here with you two.
>Shit stanks so good.
>"With that out of the way, I'd like to inform you we'll be having some guest instructors with us for the next few days."
>Guest instructors?
>Let's see what you got "What can go wrong?" Fuckuppery.
>The lanky dean pony holds his leg out towards a door by the stage.
>Cheerilee leans on you panting lightly.
>You watch with unbound attention to see if your hunches are right.
>"Teaching "Animal Biochemistry", is the element of kindness herself Fluttershy from Ponyville!"
>The staff clop, as Yelloweasilyfrightened shuffles out, with a meek wave.
>You haven't been spotted yet, which is good.
>"With "Magic Theory" for our unicorns is Princess Twilight Sparkle!"
>Okay that's one of two.
>You know she's there.
>You can feel her presence.
>Twilight trots out of the door.
>She looks a bit thin, but okay.
>She faces the crowd with a smile.
>"And lastly-"
>What's it gonna be? Jewel composition? Accessory economics? Yes, these are real pony classes.
>"With "Agricultural Comp" Applejack!"
>The orange farm pony walks out slowly, with her head down.
>She looks...Woof.
>Her hair is out of sorts. Bags under her eyes. Even her cutie mark apples look rotten.
>She raises her head, amongst the clopping/clapping, to face the crowd.
>Her eyes examine the whole room.
>"These three will be sitting in on your classes, and offering tips, and help to you, and the students throughout the day. Please treat them with the utmost respect!"
>There are muffled whispers of agreement, or whatever.
>You don't care.
>You look around.
>Everyone looks nervous, but for different reasons than your own.
>Cheerilee has recovered, and is idly staring at the stage.
>"Anon.."
"Yeah."
>Applejack is looking directly at you.
>She leans over, and whispers to Twilight, and Flutters.
>She points to you.
>You put your face in your hands.
>All three are staring at you in the crowd.
>Twilight furrows her brow, and flaps her wings a couple times.
"H-hey..I'm gonna get going on my chores.."
>"Okay sweetheart. Be careful."
>You nod, and slide out of your seat into the aisle, while they're being distracted by the dean.
>You hurriedly walk up to the door, and open it quickly.
>"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Darling, you're supposed to stay until the whole meeting is over~"
>You freeze up.
>She magicks the door behind you closed.
>"Hello beloved. It's been a while, has it not?"
>Your mouth is slightly open in shock.
>"Did you get my present? Happy belated birthday."
>You slowly shake your head.
>She takes a few steps forward.
>"I've been thinking about you all this time. That night you left me in your home, in all my shame..
Heeheeheee.."
>She twitches.
>You try to ease your way back towards the door.
>Her neck crooks to the side, and her eyes seem to bulge from her head.
>"I was..I was...well to be frank, I was LIVID."
>She stands on her hind legs, and stomps the floor, the sound echoing through the halls.
>"But, it's okay love! I'm back in your life, you're back in my life! Things can go back to normal!"
"Things were never normal R-rarity."
>She growls, and snaps her teeth at your hand.
>You jump back a little.
>She giggles nervously.
>"Oh do forgive me darling. I'm working on my anger issues. My therapist says I'm making excellent progress!"
>She gets closer.
>Your hand touches the doorknob.
>You try to open the door.
>It won't budge.
>Rarity chuckles.
>"You ran away from me once! You think I'd be unprepared a second time?"
>You bang the door, but no sound comes from it.
>She muffled the sounds of the door with magic.
>You bang on the door more.
>Not a peep.
>You look back at her sweating profusely, as she gets closer, and closer.
"What the fuck do you want with me?!? Why can't you leave me alone?!"
>She breaks off into a gallop, and runs into your stomach horn first.
>You gasp out in pain, and fall forward.
>She holds your pained face in her hooves, and squishes your cheeks together.
>"I want my Nonny-Wonny back, and I'm gonna get him back by any means necessary. Even if I have to tear him down, and build him back up!"
>She kisses your lips.
>You push her away, with little force.
>She stumbles back, and snorts.
>"You're making me angry Anon. I don't want to be angry with you. Things may happen to a certain teacher if I am."
"What the f-fuck do you mean..?"
>You clench your bruised stomach, and cough, and gasp.
>Her horn hit you right in the pit.
>"While quite inept, even you can't be that foolish darling. You'll listen to my directions, or your little roommate will "mysteriously" vanish! Simple yes?"
>You grit your teeth, and take a swing at her from your knees.
>She easily dodges, taunting you.
>"Anon! Such passion! Such fire!" I'm falling in love with you all over again!"
>You groan, collapsing into a heap on the hard floor.
>She leans in close to your agonized face.
>"Darling, you use a mop to clean the floors. Not your body."
"C-cunt..!"
>"Yes I do believe you'll be in mines soon."
>Disgusting. You're not gonna let her do this to you.
>You have a new life. A second chance! One Rarity doesn't deserve to be a part of.
>She releases her magic spell on the door, and begins trotting down the hall.
>"We'll be in touch darling! Set the table for four tonight!"
>She cackles like a witch, disappearing around a corner.
>It never ends. Never. Only death can stop this at this point. One of you has to die...!
>You put your forehead to the ground, and bang on it with your fist.
>The door behind you opens up slowly.
>"Anonymous? What are you doing?"
>You quickly look up to your addresser.
>It's that tubby Mr. Early, and Twilight Sparkle.
>You stand up, and dust yourself off, your stomach still tender.
>You wince in pain a little.
"Sorry Mr. Early, I was looking for my contact."
>Twilight stares at you with choleric eyes.
>"I see! Well if you'll excuse us, we have to be going."
"Yes sir."
>You move aside, for them to pass by.
>Twilight's eyes don't leave yours for a moment.
>She follows Early, but not before stopping in front of you.
>"We're going to talk. Expect lots of yelling."
>She walks by not waiting for a response.
>You watch them leave, and vanish around another corner.
>You slap your hand on your face.
"Fuck...! Fuck!"
>"That mouth ain't changed none Ah see."
>Oy.
>AJ, and Flutters come through next.
>You look at them both somberly.
"No..I guess not."
>Fluttershy hovers up to your face, and gives you a hug around the neck.
>"We missed you so m-much mister!"
>She pecks your cheek, with a sheepish smile.
>"Yeah. We did. Ya been gone fer a while sugarcube." She says with a dreary, unemotional tone.
>You're not gonna say sorry for your decision.
>It was yours to make, and it was the right one.
>"We should catch up sometime."
>"Oh y-yes! That would be lovely!"
"Uh..I guess.."
>Applejack weakly smiles, with half-opened baggy eyes.
>"Just...no Prench food this time. Okay?" She forces a chuckle.
"S-sure."
>Fluttershy smiles sincerely.
>Applejack however, just lowers her hat over her face.
>You want to feel bad for her.
>You really do.
>"Well w-we'll be seeing you around A-anon. We could meet for lunch! If that's all r-right with you.."
"Heh. I usually eat in my custodial closet. Not the fanciest place."
>Applejack nods.
>"That'd be fine ah think."
>"If you d-don't mind th-that is...."
>You smile.
"Sure. You can come if you want."
>Flutters hovers in the air happily.
>Applejack closes her eyes, and smiles.
>"Well we best be gettin then. See ya later."
>Applejack goes back into the hallway leaving you with Fluttershy.
>A yellow hoof bonks you on the head.
>It catches you off guard. It didn't hurt, but it was mildly surprising.
>"I owe you that m-mister! How could you leave without saying anything?"
>You rub your head.
>"No matter what problems you have with the others, doesn't mean you should just count us all in the same group!"
>Well shit. Now you're feeling bad.
"Flutters I-"
>"If they put you through pain, make them explain!"
>She bonks you again.
>She's been listening to Iron Will again.
>"Pinkie cried for days! Rarity locked herself away in your house, and Twilight still feels like she could have done more!"
>You made Pinkie cry?
>Okay. You're a dick.
>"You've seen AJ! And me...! I felt like you hated me!"
>She scowls at you unblinkingly.
"Flutters, I could never hate you. I-I just couldn't stay there. Things were getting too weird. Too emotional."
>She lands, and looks up at you.
>"You couldn't talk to us about it? Or work it out with us?"
>You rub the back of your head.
"Admittedly, I was frenzied. I didn't think of that."
>Fluttershy facehooves.
>"You-you-...Oooh! I'm so mad at you I could just scream!"
>Uh-oh..
>She takes a deep breath.
"Flutters don't!"
>She opens her mouth to release a scream of enormous porportions.
>God help those with functioning ears.
>"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."
>Oh god! She yelled so loud your ears have failed!
>"Oh my. I'm s-sorry for my outburst there!"
>Oh!...Oh..Nevermind then.
"Uhm..No problem Flutters."
>Her stern glare comes back.
>"You owe some ponies an apology mister."
"What? I do?"
>She flies up, and bonks you again.
>It actually feels nice.
>"No matter what they may have did to you, the way you left was just..just...too mean!"
>If only she knew what was going on-
>"I know about Rarity, and Applejack Anon."
"You do?!"
>She nods.
>"I know all about Rarity's plans, and Applejack's unfaithfulness. It was a bad thing to do. I know that Anon, but don't you think they've beat themselves up enough?"
>AJ maybe.
>But, Rarity?
>She looks into your eyes.
>"I can guess what you're thinking. You're worried about Rarity. Can we go somewhere to talk?"
>You think.
>The Campus football field. The bleachers are usually deserted around the morning.
"We can head over to the outside stadium. It's a nice enough day to have a chat with an old friend."
>"Friends."
"Friends? What do you mean?"
>She smirks.
>"I'm bringing Twilight too."
>Oh fuck.
>Better bring Earplugs.
>"Please Anon. L-lead the way."
>You wonder what Flutters is going to tell you about Rarity.
>How much does she know about Rarity?
>How insane she is?
>How violent?
>Or, how about the fact, she threatened to kill Cheerilee? Rather, heavily implied it.
>Fluttershy is quiet the whole way, as you zigzag through corridors, passing students, and classrooms.
>What's on her mind?
>This is going to be a hard conversation indeed.
>"Anon. Wait."
>You look over your shoulder.
>Flutters is looking into a class.
"What's wrong?"
>She flashes you a glance, and softly knocks on the door.
>The door opens, and Fluttershy mumbles to the pony who opened it.
>It's hidden from your view so you can't-
>"He's here? Perfect."
"Oh. Shit."
>"I'm sorry Mr. Early. I have some buisness to take care of briefly. I'll be back soon."
>You hear a throat clear from within the room, and some disappointed groans.
>Sure fellas. You were there for the learning experience.
>Flutters moves to the side. allowing Twi passage, the door swinging closed behind her.
>She frowns at you.
>You smile sheepishly.
>"Shall w-we?
>"Yes! Let's go."
"Fuck."
>You cover your head.
>Oh wait. Cheerilee isn't around.
>Grape einstein, and Lemon mousey look at you confused.
"N-nothing. Let's be off. Okay?"
>They both nod.
>Despite being stopped by horny budding ponies, wanting to "talk" to Fluttershy, and Twilight about nothing in particular, you arrived at the bleachers outside on the hoof/football stadium.
>You know when someone's trying to get a peek at dat ass.
>You've shamefully done the same thing.
>It's practically deserted like you thought, save for a couple track ponies doing a couple laps.
>You don't even get to sit down on your own.
>Twilight magick-holds your coverall suit, and lifts you up.
"GAAAAH! TWI! STOP! YOU'RE GIVING ME A WEDGIE!"
>"DEAL WITH IT!"
"MY ASS!"
>You coveralls lodge themselve into your ass cheeks, as your sat on a row.
>You scramble to dig them out of your buttocks.
>God, you hope you wiped this morning.
>Twilight, and Fluttershy take each side of you.
>"I-I'm sorry Anon. She's kinda mad at you.."
"YA THINK?!"
>Twi slaps the back of your head with her wing.
>You reel forward from the hit.
>Is everyone going to whoop your ass today?
>She starts slapping her wings all over on you, like an angry bird.
>"You idiot! Dummy! Moron! Dunce!"
"Twi! Fuck! You said yelling! Not fighting!"
>"Shut-up!"
>You cover your head from the feathery assault.
>"I don't care if you go away from Ponyville, Anonymous.."
>You hear a little sniffle.
>You uncover yourself slowly, peeking at Twi from within your guard.
>"But, you mean a lot to me! You could've told me you were okay! I worried about you!"
>She wipes her face.
>You place your arms down to your side.
"I'm sorry Twi."
>She hiccups, nodding.
>"You dummy.."
>She throws her forelegs around you in a hug.
>It makes you gasp a bit.
>"I missed you. A lot! Please Anonymous, please don't do that again!"
>Flutters sandwiches you in from the other side.
>"You can't g-get rid of us that easy mister."
>This is girly as all get out.
>But, it feels...like home.
>They hold the hug around you for what seems like forever, and release the embrace.
>Twilight keeps a hoof on your shoulder.
>It's like she's trying to hold on to you.
"Flutters, there was something you wanted to tell me about right? Not that I don't appreciate her being here, but why was it necessary to bring Twi?"
>Twilight perks up.
>"Are you going to tell him about Rarity?"
>Fluttershy nods.
>"Then I'll explain as well."
"Explain what?"
>Twilight frowns, looking down at the field.
"Explain what?"
>Fluttershy nudges your arm.
>"Rarity took a real bad turn after you left Anon. A real bad turn."
>Twilight starts to speak.
>"AJ told us everything. Everything Anon. We know all about what you went through."
>You lean back, and fold your arms.
"Yeah. And?"
>"We confronted her about it. She didn't admit to anything though. We could barely get her to even speak to us. She'd just giggle, and say you were her soulmate over, and over under her breath."
>It w-was scary."
"I bet. So what happened?"
>"W-we found the "shrine"."
>Flutters shudders.
>Twilight puts a hoof to her chin.
>"I was actually impressed with her sample gathering skills. Maybe if I asked her to obtain some-"
>You, and Flutters look at Twilight deadpan.
>She notices, and giggles nervously.
>"Sorry..Not the time."
"Okay so you found her creepy human shrine. Then what?"
>"T-then she locked up you h-house, and refused to come out for a while. Twilight, decided it'd be best if she stayed there. For her mental health."
"I don't think that was a good idea. But, what next?"
>"I had a therapist go, and see her on a daily basis. He uncovered some...distrubing things to say the least."
>More than the obsessive, violent shit?
"Like what?"
>Twilight sighs.
>"She was tested for any magic abnormalities, or disorders that could possibly answer for her bizarre change in personality."
"And what was the result?"
>Fluttershy looks down sadly.
>Twilight rubs her head.
>"It's a condition that has manifested only once in the whole history of Equestria. It's unique to unicorns, and Alicorns, or rather any being with magical power, and a lot of negative emotion."
>You gulp.
"What is the name of the condition? Who's had it before?"
>Fluttershy mumbles.
"What was that?"
>She mumbles again.
"Twilight?"
>"It's called...it's called "Nightmare Syndrome."
"Nightmare Sundrome?"
>"SYNdrome. A magical abnormality, that feeds off the host's inner desire for something skewing, and warping their base personality into a- well yo've seen what you're dealing with."
>You nod.
>Twilight rubs your back.
>"But don't worry! She's being treated back in Ponyville, as we speak! Rainbow, and Pinkie are watching her."
>......
"Rarity is in Ponyville...?"
>Twilight smiles.
>"Yes! I expect her to be cured by the time we get back!"
>You start sweating.
>"A-anon? What's wrong?"
>Your face turns pale, and you place your hands over your head.
"You may wanna check your sources there Twi."
>They both look at each other quizzically, then at you.
>"What are you talking about?"
"Rarity is not in Ponyville."
>"WHAT?!?"
>"W-what?!?"
>You begin to explain your run in with the ivory fashionista.
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>You are Rarity.
>Ponyville's top-
>No EQUESTRIA'S top fashion designer.
>And, no words can express how elated you are!
>You found your beloved human again! Your soulmate! Your everything!
>You shiver, with pure happiness.
>He was gone for a while, but it was surely so he could make himself a better match for you! He must've been so ashamed of himself!
>He felt he couldn't please you that night because of his own incompetent inherent nature, and fled.
"Oh Anonymous...My soulmate..My soulmate...My soulmate.."
>You, and he belong together.
>He was shocked to see you! What a neat surprise you gave him! You bet he's thinking about you right now.
>You look at yourself in the mirror.
>Your silver highlights are coming in nicely. Though you don't recall adding such a thing.
>You must've done it to impress your beloved Anon!
>Of course!
>A whole year of looking for him. Poor Sweetie. Poor Rainbow,and Pinkie.
>They had to get in the way.
>You're sure they'll be able to eat on their own power after a while of rehab or so.
>No big deal.
>Anything for Anon! He's your soulmate.
>And, you know what's best for him.
>You have his best interests at heart..you've always had them at heart!
>And soon you'll have his. Metaphorically, of course.
>You wouldn't kill him! Unless he resists.
>But, that's not going to happen!
>He's your soulmate.
>Magic wraps around your body, turning your coat gray, and your mane blue.
>A scarf materializes around your neck, as well as a blue suit jacket.
>Perfection! You're doing this for love.
>For Anonymous. He's your soulmate.
>And, you'd do everything for him. You'd even kill him. FOR him. You meant for him.
>He didn't run away. He just went to make himself a better man for you!
>You exit the bathroom, leaving the gray, blue maned pony unconscious, and bleeding in the stall.
>You stroll out into the halls of the bustling college, and make sure the "out of order" sign is visible to all these ponies.
>You don't need some hapless half-wit finding your.."Generous" friend in the bathroom.
>She gave of herself so you could be happy.
>Ponies are so generous! But, not so much as you of course.
>It's for your soulmate!
>Anonymous is your everything! You want him inside you.
>You could just..just..EAT HIM.
>How romantic! A love filled with hot firey passion, and blood!
>The both of you dying in each other's arms under the light of the red moon.
>You feel yourself winking.
>Better rein it in Rarity. All things in due time.
>You walk with an air of professionalism, as you head for your target.
>"Ms. Haybale! I'm likin the highlights!" A student says, as you pass by.
"Thank you. Now hurry or you'll be late for your class, you imp."
>The student looks at you oddly, and hurries along on his way.
"Brat.."
>You walk for a bit more.
>In order for Anonymous to be yours once more, to be happy once more, to be in love!
>He needs to be torn down. Too many things distracting him.
>Like this job. He won't need a job where you, and he are going.
>All he needs is you. You're soulmates.
>Here we are.
>Advanced language arts.
>You open the door, and enter the empty classroom.
>A cerise pony sits at a desk grading papers.
>Absolutely disgusting.
>Anonymous must be pruned of this Earth Pony garbage preference.
"Ms. Cheerilee! How are you today?"
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>You are Anonymous.
>Twilight, and Fluttershy have left your company to get information from Ponyville.
>You in the meantime, have decided to go check on your Marefriend.
>You swear to Celestia almighty, if Rarity has done something to hurt her-
>You're heading towards her class, during the break period.
>It'll be less crowded, and easier to move through during this hour.
>Rarity has Nightmare Syndrome. She's dangerous.
>And, she's obsessed with you.
>And, she knows about you, and Cheerilee.
>It's alright if she just has her sights set on you, but not her.
>Why couldn't it be Berry instead?
>You reach her class.
>She doesn't have any students until later in the afternoon, so it should be empty.
>You make it to the door, and knock on it.
>"....Come in..."
>You open it immediately, and bound inside.
>Your Marefriend is standing by her desk emptying it of it contents into a box.
>Her eyes are puffy, and red.
>She's been crying.
"Cheery..what happened?"
>She looks at you with misty eyes.
>"Oh Anonymous!"
>She gallops into your waist.
>You grit your teeth, the pain from earlier still there.
>She wraps her legs around you.
"What? What happened?"
>She cries into your uniform.
>"I got fired!"
"WHAT?! What the fuck for?!"
>She begins to bawl into your work clothes, gripping you tightly.
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>"Ms. Cheerilee! How are you today?"
>It's Ms. Haybale from the board. How strange of her to visit you.
"Hello ma'am! It's nice to see you! I like your highlights!"
>You smile at the professional pony.
>She struts around, surveying your classroom.
>"I would engage in smalltalk, but I'm here for a different reason."
"Oh? Something I can help you with?"
>She walks in circles, stopping at your desk.
>"Yes. I'm afraid you can Cheerilee."
>Her tone is making you nervous.
"Th-then by all means ma'am.."
>She adjusts her glasses.
>"I've been priivy to some.."unscrupulous" rumors around here involving you, and the custodian."
>She's going to ask you about Anon?
"..Yes?"
>She starts walking around again, moving a few desks around, as if testing their sturdiness.
>She climbs up on on, and sits on it crossing her hind legs.
>It's an odd way to sit for a pony indeed.
>"As you know Ms. Cheerilee, this is a proud, and dignified institute of learning, and the furthering of education. Our staff members, even down to the lowest position are the top of the top, and expected to uphold themselves as such."
>You nod in agreement, fear making your heart beat.
>She recrosses her legs.
>She smiles snidely.
>"Fraternizing with other coworkers is unhealthy, and can be seen as shameful Ms. Cheerilee."
>She knows. But, you don't care who knows.
>Anonymous, and you were made for each other.
>You found the pain in each other, and took it on as your own.
>That's love.
"What exactly are you trying to say ma'am?"
>She lowers her eyes at you.
>"I know of your relationship with Anonymous Cheerilee, and I am here to request..no.. DEMAND that you end this unprofessional tryst for the sake of your job security."
>You recoil aghast.
"What..? Huh? I can't-"
>"And why not? Is this high-paying job so insignificant to you?"
>You shake your head.
"No! This job is a dream come true! I love it!"
>Ms. Haybale cocks an eyebrow.
>You look down at your desk, and fidget.
>"But...?"
>Oh horseapples!
"Anonymous is a dream come true as well..! I can't just end it like that!"
>Ms. Haybale shakes her head.
>"Ms. Cheerilee, I really must insist you reconsider. This job is, but a stepping stone to greater heights. Don't allow some 3rd rate janitor keep you from it. You can do so much better than a biped slug such as he!"
>Is she insulting your Anon in front of you?
>You scowl hard.
"Ms. Haybale. I've no idea, what brought this on, or who told you about us."
>You walk around the desk, and stand in her face.
>She looks into your eyes unfazed.
"Nopony..NOPONY insults Anon. He's worth losing this job over. If you want to fire me over something like this go ahead, but I will not give him up."
>Haybale, searches your face.
>"Such resolve. I'm impressed. I know a certain country bumpkin who could have learned something about will, and resolve from you."
>You feel hope, if she's complimenting you.
>"Unfortunately for you, your class is language arts. Not resolve strengthening. Have your desk cleared in two hours, or I'll have campus security do it for you. You're fired."
>Your heart falls.
"Well fucking shit!"
>You rub your marefriend's back.
"Baby, it's not too late. We can go find that cun-Ms. Haybale, and get your job back. I know how long you wanted this!"
>You pull away from Cheerilee to go search for Haybale, only to have yourself tugged back.
>Cheerilee has your outfit in her teeth.
>She spits it out.
>"You really need to wash that thing.."
"Why'd you stop me? What's the problem?"
>She shakes her head.
>"It's okay."
>You double-take.
"What do you mean it's okay? You lost your DREAM JOB."
>She sniffs.
>"I know. Celestia, I know.."
"Then let's go get it back!"
>"No."
>This is driving you insane.
"WHY NOT?"
>She smiles at you pained.
>"It would mean losing you. I couldn't bear to live with that, were it to happen."
>You stare at her.
>You're not sure how you feel right now.
"Cheerilee, I'm not worth you throwing your life away for. Please. Let's go get your job back."
>She shakes her head.
>"No. If this is what is supposed to happen in the cosmic plan, then I'll roll with the punches."
"Cosmic plan? Are you crazy?!"
>She looks at you with hurt eyes.
>"No...I'm in love."
>Your breath halts.
>You lock eyes.
>The thoughts that must be racing through her mind. To be a fly on the wall of her mind.
>You touch the collar of your uniform, and gulp.
"I-I see.."
>She smiles again.
>"Good. then you understand. Will you help me pack?"
>You look down at your feet, and back up.
"Yeah..Yeah sure."
>You hope AJ won't be too mad for flaking on the lunch date.
>But, the current situation demands your attention.
>You quickly finish packing, and trudge through the hall, carrying Cheerilee's possesions.
>"I'm going to miss this place."
"Me too."
>She looks up at you.
>"What do you mean "you too"?"
"I think it'd be obvious, I'm not gonna stay either."
>She frowns.
>"You still have your job! There's no point in us both being jobless bums."
"You're not a bum. You'll bounce back. You always do. And, I can't rightly stay here without you."
>She facehooves
>"It's best you stay here Anon. One of us has to be working."
>You hum.
>"Please? If you love me back, you'll stay."
>You look down at her while still moving.
>She looks at you pleading.
>"Please?"
>You can't say no to those eyes.
"...Fine."
>"Thank you."
>So what will your next move be? Where to go from here?
>"By the way hon-"
"Yeah?"
>"Don't you have work to do?"
"Work?"
>"Yes. You are the custodian."
"I am working."
>".....So you just walk around doing nothing all day?"
"Pretty much."
>"....."
>You wink at her.
>"How did you get this job again?"
"I'm having sex with one of their top teachers."
>"Former teacher..."
"Not for long."
>She smiles at your casual reassurance.
>You reach the front entrance, and step out into the sunlight.
>Cheerilee shields her eyes.
>"It's so bright out."
"Yeah, Celestia must be in a good mood."
>"Maybe."
>Cheerilee tries to take the box from your hands.
>You pull it out of her reach.
>"What are you doing?"
"Taking your things back home."
>"You're on the clock!"
"I'm supposed to clock out?"
>"Yes!"
>You think to yourself.
"Babe, I hate to break it to you, but I haven't clocked out since, I started this job."
>Cheerilee's face drops.
>"YOU'VE BEEN ON THE CLOCK WITHOUT PUNCHING OUT FOR A FULL YEAR?!"
"Pretty much."
>"How has nopony said anything?!"
>You shrug.
"They just don't give a shit I guess."
>She double facehooves.
>"Let's just go home..I don't even care."
"Yep."
>The two of you continue on your way back to your shared apartment in relative peaceful silence.
>Hopefully, Twi, and Flutters will have some word about what happened back in Ponyville tomorrow.
>You should've left them your address.
>But right now, as said previously this takes priority.
>You don't notice the figure following the both of you from a ways back.
>"Yes..You need to be pruned of this filthy Earth Pony lust indeed..You're my soulmate.."
>Be it ever so humble, as they say.
>You reach your floor, with Cheerilee's things in hand, and put the box under your arm.
>You turn the knob a few times.
>It's locked.
>Which normally wouldn't be strange, but Cheerilee always leaves it unlocked.
>"What's the problem?"
>Your mare walks around you to the door, and tries to open it.
>"The door is locked."
"Yeah. I know."
>"I didn't lock it though."
"Yeah. I know."
>You unzip your coverall a little more, and shove your hand in.
>Cherilee goes bug-eyed at your display.
>"Anonymous! You can't do that here! Wait until we get inside...!"
>She turns red.
>What in the hell is she talking about?
"Honey, I'm looking for my keys. What do you think I'm doing?"
>She scratches her head.
>"I--uh--n-nevermind."
>Your keys are missing.
>Why in the hell are your keys missing?
>Where your keyring used to be is only-
>Oh shit.
>A bruise from when you were attacked earlier this morning..
>You start to sweat, staring off into the distance.
>"Did you find them?"
>You hear a jingle behind you.
>Cheerilee looks around your body.
>"I-is that Rarity?"
>You gulp, and turn around slowly.
>A white unicorn with silver highlights in her long mane, levitates a pair of keys next to her with a sneering grin.
>She trots towards you.
>Your blood runs cold.
>You told Cheerilee about your problems in Ponyville, but you never mentioned Rarity by name.
>"Hello Anonymous darling. You forgot something of yours after our "time" together."
>Cheerilee looks between the both of you.
"H-how did you find out where I live?"
>"You told me darling! Remember? You know I'm quite attentive when I'm with you~"
>This bitch.
>She knows she's lying through her teeth, but if you say anything to defy her Cheerilee would be in danger.
>"Time together?" What is she talking about Anon?"
>Cheerilee looks up into your face.
>"Oh? You didn't know? Anonymous, and I are quite close. He's my Special Somepony. Isn't that right Nonny-Wonny?"
>She makes kissy faces at you.
>You sigh in relief.
>Cheerilee's eyes widen, and narrow knowingly at Rarity.
>"You're his "Special Somepony" from Ponyville?"
>Rarity nods proudly.
>"Yes! Yes I am! You're that teacher from Ponyville elementary correct? The one who mails letters to, and from my sister?"
>Cheerilee nods in response.
>"Why yes. Yes I am. You may have forgotten, but we went to school together."
>Rarity scoffs.
>"Must've slipped my mind. I tend to forget things beneath my notice."
>"Excuse me?"
>You look at Cheerilee, and shake your head frantically.
>She bites her lip.
"Can we please have the keys Rarity? This box is getting heavy."
>She smiles, with her eyes closed.
>"Why yes! Of course darling. Please allow me. I am quite curious, as to how this little home of yours compares back to our love nest back in Ponyville."
"For the love- Just open it please."
>She floats te keys past you to the door, and slides them into the lock.
>You notice something odd about her aura.
"When did your aura turn purple? Wasn't it always blue?"
>And, she also seems a little taller.
>"Oh you noticed? But, I would expect that from the stallion I chose."
>She trots past, and enters your home uninvited.
>Cheerilee tugs your pants leg.
>"Hon, is she the "Batshit insane" pony you were telling me about?"
"Yeah. She's absolutely lost it. She's dangerous babe. Be careful."
>"I will. You too."
>She stands up on her hind legs, and puckers her lips up leaning on you.
>You lower your head down to hers.
>"AHEM."
>Rarity stands in your doorway, her eyes laced with growing jealousy, and rage.
>You both decide to hold off on any affection until Crazity is gone.
>You need to tell Twi she's here, but how?
>You don't have a fucking bat signal!
>You enter the apartment, and sit Cheerilee's things down on the floor.
>Rarity slams the door behind you, and Cheery.
>"There! All settled in are we? Good."
>She inspects your home, turning certain pictures of you, and Cheerilee face down.
>It's rude as fuck.
>Cheerilee grunts.
>Speaking of rude fucks-
"Hey babe, where's Berry?"
>"I don't know hon."
>Rarity picks up a picture frame, and chucks it at the wall, shattering it.
>"What is all this "babe", and hon, talk?! You make it sound like you're HIS mare. That surely can't be the case can it darling?"
>Her voice sounds deeper, and more sultry now.
>She's gotten a bit taller, and her mane longer.
>And, her coat is slowly darkening.
>You and, Cheerilee stare in silence.
>"Oh my. Look at that. I broke something of yours Anonymous darling! I'm ever so sorry!"
>She walks over, and lifts the frame up with her magic.
>"I'll get you another one. A better looking one! this one was so hideous! Especially the pony in the picture. Blech."
>Cheerilee moves closer to you.
"Rarity, is this all you want? We're kind of busy and-"
>She cackles.
>"Oh darling! I know you're not busy in the slightest! Your little friend there lost her job today!"
>Cheerilee lowers her head.
>"A deadbeat loser of an instructor like her shouldn't have a schedule anymore! Now she can be just like her older sister~"
>Okay now she's going too far.
>You open your mouth.
>"Who are you to tell me I'm a deadbeat?"
>Cheerilee steps forward.
>You kneel down, and hold her back.
>She scowls at Rarity.
"Cheery please..! No!"
>Rarity smirks, and cocks an eyebrow.
>"You have something you want to say?"
>Rarity tears the picture of the two of you in half, and crumbles up Cheerilee's half.
>Cheerilee bares her teeth.
>"I do! You have no right to think you can come into OUR home, and try to rearrange the place to your liking! You have no right to judge, or insult anypony either!"
>Rarity's eyes flash to you, and back to Cheerilee.
"Cheery..please just calm down.."
>"Anonymous! She's insulted me, and broke treasured memoirs of our time together! Are you gonna let her do this?"
>She points a hoof at Rarity.
"Sweetheart, I can't explain right now, but it's best we just let her-"
>"NO!"
>She refocuses her glare on Rarity.
>"My sister isn't the best sister I admit, but you have no right to say anything bad about her, or me!"
>You're starting to panic.
>"If anything, you need to look in a mirror, and criticize the mare staring back!"
>Rarity takes a step forward.
>"And, just what could Earth Pony trash like you be implying with that statement?"
>Cheerilee steps forward.
>"You're nothing but, a delusional, evil, manipulative, control-freak whorse who can't hold on to a stallion without resorting to underhoofed means! Here's a tip HONEY-"
"Cheerilee stop!"
>"Fix that sloppy mane of yours, remove the prostitrot makeup, and act like you have some sense, and maybe, JUST maybe a stallion won't mistake you for a clown pony. There'll be a pop quiz tomorrow~"
>Oh shit...
>Cheerilee smugly smiles.
>Rarity looks unamused.
>"Are you done darling? I think you're the one who's delusional. You see I have a stallion. A great one."
>She walks over to you, and takes your arm in her hooves.
>Her grip is like iron!
>Was she always this strong?
>You can't remove your arm from her grasp.
>"Allow me to suppliment you with a little information. You darling were nothing more than a hole. An outlet for his sexual frustration, for not being able to please me. You were just ironically a teacher, instructing my Anonny-poo on how to be a better mate for yours truly! You're nothing. you've always been nothing, and now you're a jobless nothing on top of it all!"
"Rarity stop! Fuck, let go!"
>Her grip is tighter than before. The blood is being cut off from your elbow.
>Cheerilee curls her lips.
>"You can't be that deluded. Nopony can!"
>"None are more deluded here than you dear."
"I can't feel my arm!"
>They engage in a staredown with each other.
>You fear for Cheerilee's life right now. Why do women always gotta do this shit, when it's the absolute worst possible time to do it?
>Rarity smiles.
>"Anonymous love, send her out of our home."
>"What?!"
"You can't be serious! This isn't "Our" home. It's Cheerilee, and my home!"
>Rarity lowers her eyes at you.
>"That's a shame. I suppose I'll have to remove a tenant forcefully..."
>She gets closer enough for you to hear her whisper.
>"From existance."
>Her tone sends a chill down your spine.
>"I'm not going anywhere! Not without Anonymous!"
>Your eyes dart around, as sweat pours down your head.
>"Clock's ticking darling."
>"I said I'm not going anywhere!"
>Fuck Cheerilee! Why did you have to say something! Why couldn't you have just stayed quiet?!
>Rarity releases your arm.
>"I see. You're truly a kindhearted stallion Anon. You're taking pity on this filthy Earth Pony. Well that's fine. I'll clean up the garbage."
>You gasp, and stand in front of Rarity.
"No! Stop! Wait!"
>You hold your hands up.
>Cheerilee stands up, and holds on to your waist.
>"Anonymous, you don't have to protect me hon. I can take care of her.."
>You lower your head, and shake it.
"You can't Cheery...You really can't...You gotta go."
>Rarity smiles.
>"I'm sorry Anonymous darling. I don't think she heard you."
>"I don't think I did..!"
>Cheerilee tries to look into your eyes, but you have them firmly shut.
"You have to go. GET OUT!"
>You turn around to face her.
"GET THE FUCK OUT....please.."
>Tears stream down your face.
>Cheerilee's own eyes start to water up.
"It's for the best hon..please..just go."
>You close your eyes, and grit your teeth.
>"It really is darling. I suggest you go while you still have some dignity left. Though I imagine that's not a lot."
>Cheerilee is staring at your face, her bottom lip quivering.
>"Anon..are you serio-"
"Fuck! JUST GO! GET OUT OF HERE YOU ST-STUPID BIT-"
>Cheerilee's face contorts into one of fear.
>You've never called her out of her name. Hell, you had to spend the night in jail for beating a stallion who did once nearly to death.
>You fall on your knees.
>Rarity places a hoof on your shoulder.
>"Finish what you were saying."
>You shake her hoof off.
>Cheerilee moves to your kneeled form.
>She touches foreheads with you.
>"It's okay Anon. I knew what I was getting into when you told me about all this."
>She sniffles.
>"And, I stayed by your side anyway...I know something bigger than me is going on right now, and you don't want me to be hurt."
>Rarity growls.
>"I'll go. You don't have to do it. You don't have to say it."
>She wraps her legs around your neck.
>You put your nose into her neck.
"......."
>".......Okay. I'll get going now."
"Alright."
>She breaks the hug slowly dragging her hooves off your shoulders, and sluggishly trots to the door.
>Rarity waves a hanky in her direction.
>"So long deadbeat teacher! Say hi to the lush sister for me!"
>Cheerilee shoots a sharp glare at Rarity before exiting the apartment.
>You stifle your sobs, hanging your head.
>Rarity, slithers around to your front, and puts a hoof under your chin.
>"Cry not my love~ We are finally reunited! I missed you so much."
>She peppers your face with little kisses.
>You feel as you did, when you and AJ broke up. Cold. Dead.
>And, like last time Rarity is right here. Like a parasite.
>She stops kissing you, and begins to stroke your cheeks.
>"I love you Anonymous. I love you so much. I've always had your best interests at heart. Always."
"Liar."
>"Hm? Did you say something?"
>You stand up.
"You're full of shit. You're a fucking liar is what I said."
>She frowns.
>"Now darling, don't take that language with me~ I only want to make you-"
"FUCK WHAT YOU WANT!"
>You quickly grab her horn, and swing her into your sofa.
>She hits the cushions, making it topple over.
>She shoots up, rage in her eyes.
>"You dare attack me?!"
>You don't care anymore.
>She's ruined your life for the last time.
"I'm glad Cheerilee isn't here. I can kick your posh punk ass without her getting hurt!"
>You lunge for her, only to get stopped in midair, and flung aside.
>You hit an endtable knocking over a lamp.
"Argh! Fuck! My ribs!"
>Rarity saunters over.
>"It seems that scumpony infected your mind with thoughts of her. Please love, allow me to clense your mind of such heinous waste!"
>She kicks you in your injured abdomen.
>Pain shoots through your stomach to your ribs.
"AGGGGH! Fuck you!"
>She shakes her head.
>"Oh my. Such language. I suppose our treatment will have to continue."
>She kicks you a few more times.
>You're cough up a little blood, with each blow.
>It goes on for about two minutes, but those two minutes feel like hours.
>You roll onto your back, groaning in pain.
>Rarity straddles you, smiling.
>She looks even taller. About Princess Luna's height to be exact, and her coat has turned darker. She's more slender, and her mane has gotten longer, and more wild.
>"There! Have we learned our lesson darling? I'm the only one you need. The only one you'll ever need! I love you Anonymous! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!"
>She grits her teeth into a manic grin.
>She leans down, and licks up some of the blood oozing from your mouth.
>She licks her lips.
>"Simply divine. Your flavor is quite delectable love."
>You strain to catch your breath through pained gasps.
>If she hadn't caught you in midair...
>She probably would have impaled you, but the point is you need to even the odds.
>Think!
>She starts to rub herself against your crotch.
>"Let's finish what we didn't get to start back home beloved~"
>That's it.
>THAT'S FUCKING IT. That's how you'll even the playing field!
>You settle your breathing.
"You're right Rarity. I submit to you my love. I give up."
>Rarity beams at you.
>"Oh! How wonderful! I knew you'd come around~! But, then again, you never left did you?"
>You nod, wincing from the pain.
"May I..get undressed for you my queen?"
>You try not to gag at your own words.
>She blushes.
>"Q-queen? Yes! Yes you may my love!"
>She eagerly climbs off you, and stands up.
>You're gonna give her something to really smile about.
>You gaze into her eyes, and slip out of your coveralls.
>It hits the floor with a loud "Fwump".
>Rarity nods in approval.
>You see a puddle forming behind her.
>Fucking sick.
>You kick the uniform off along with your shoes.
>Rarity starts to breathe hard.
>"Darling..You cannot fathom how much I want this..!"
"Me too. I'm going to wreck you.."
>Literally.
>"Oh my~!"
>She shivers, as you take off your shirt, and socks.
>You stomach, and ribs are purple and bruised.
>You flinch at their appearance.
>"Don't worry dear..Those are bruises of love."
"....Right."
>You drop trou, and stand before her in all your naked glory.
>This will be one of the oddest battles you've ever had.
>Rarity licks her lips.
>"Oh me, oh my! You're so alluring Anonymous.."
>She "seductively" approaches you, with a lusty, hungry expression on her face.
>"Let us come together in union once more.."
>Wait for it..
>"But first a taste~!"
>Her long neck descends towards your flaccid meat.
>She opens her mouth to take you in, getting closer.
>Now.
>You grab her horn, and ear with both hands.
>"What in the-"
>You bring your knee into her throat with as much force as you can muster.
>She staggers back, gagging and coughing from the attack.
>You have to go on the offensive, before she recovers.
>You pick up the end table you hit, and bring it down upon her skull.
>Rarity smacks the ground from the impact.
>"Oogh..What do you think...?"
>She rubs her head.
>Fuck! She's still conscious!
"What will it take?!"
>You punt the side of her face.
>She rolls over onto her back.
>You mount her, and start raining down blows on her long head.
"What will it take for you to leave me alone?!"
>You put a hand on her neck, and start bringing your elbow into her jaw with your other arm.
"I don't want you! I never wanted you!"
>Something is wrong.
"I just wanted to be left in peace! I just wanted Applejack! YOU RUINED THAT!"
>You clasp your hands together, and axe handle her face in over, and over.
>You give her one last room rumbling blow.
"I'm not gonna let you ruin this one too.."
>You pant, and nurse your ribs.
>Rarity is unresponsive underneath you.
>Is she out?
>"Such emotion darling. Are you quite done?"
"Wha-"
>Her mane wraps around your neck, and hoists you up.
>You claw at the vicegrip hold of her astral colored mane.
>Astral-colored?
>She rises to her hooves, unharmed.
>"I admire a stallion who isn't afraid to show some spine darling~"
>She lifts you up, and slams you into a wall.
"GAGGH!"
>"Did you think I didn't know of your immunity to magic? I told you I was prepared darling. I always PREPARE."
>She slams you into another wall, cracking it.
>Pieces of drywall crumble from where you hit it.
>You almost black out.
>Rarity is a shadow of her former self.
>"You just had to fight didn't you? Your little attacks did nothing darling~ I'm all powerful now!"
>You gag, and go limp.
>Your entire body hurts like no tomorrow.
>She drops you to the ground, bloody, and broken.
>"I knew this power would allow me to finally get you to myself darling. It told me that you just wanted a strong mare. I am that mare now! I'm strong!"
>You cough.
"N-no..you're not."
>She cackles again.
>"Then why are you the one on the ground clinging to life like an insect?"
>She parades in circles around you victorious.
>"This body, this power! This unfettered beauty I posses! There is no pony more worthy than I! I'm strong! I'm perfect! I'm your soulmate!"
>You breathe through the pooling blood in your mouth.
"You're weak..weaker than me.."
>She stops her gallavanting.
>"How do you figure darling? You've been utterly crushed!"
"..Ha..ha..You s-still don't get it.."
>She lays down next to you.
>"Then enlighten me darling."
>You wheeze.
"It's n-not your power..It's that N-nightmare sh-shit.."
>She harrumphs.
>"Not my power? How foolish are you? The nightmare came to me because I was powerful! I'm much better than Applejack, or Cheerilee!"
>You weakly shake your head.
"You gave up, and allowed th-that thing to pl-play armchair quarterb-back with your body..You're n-not Rarity.."
>Rarity glowers at you.
>"I don't understand your terminology darling, but I am Rarity. I've always been Rarity!"
>She stands up, and looks out a window.
>"I'm faster than a Pegasus. Stronger than earth ponies, and more powerful than an Alicorn! Me!"
"You...you ain't shit."
>She narrows her eyes at you.
"You're j-just some scared li-little girl, wh-who can't handle re-rejection..."
>You cough.
"Get the fuck over your-yourself...!"
>She wraps her mane around your chest, and lifts you into the air like a ragdoll.
>"Even If I'm not Rarity anymore, history will say I won this battle as she."
>She shakes your body.
"Uggh.."
>"And you shall be mines. Even if I have to have your corpse stuffed and preserved with embalming fluid!"
>She carries your damaged body into you, and Cheerilee's bedroom.
>She drops you roughly onto the bed.
>You grunt in pain, upon landing.
>"It was a valiant effort darling. Really, it was!"
>She moves to your side, and pecks your head.
>"But that's all it was. An effort."
>She sneers, and climbs onto the bed with you.
>"I'm going to give you a gift Anonymous. A special gift."
>She strokes your pained face.
>"Tonight, under the full moon I will consume you, and make you a part of me forever. You will live on within me Anonymous! Isn't that romantic?"
>She's going to eat you?!
>Aren't ponies vegetarians?
>She coos into your ear.
>"It's like out of a romance novel..no?"
"N-no.."
>She sits up with a disappointed look.
>"What do you know anyway? You're a male."
>She pats your chest, and gets out of bed.
>"I'm going to make the proper preparations. Don't move now~"
>Rarity lets out a roaring guffaw, closing the door behind her.
>What a bitch.
>She easily broke a couple of your ribs with that little tussle, you two had.
>Why didn't she take any damage? Is she already that far gone?
>You pray Cheerilee makes it in time.
>Hear movement in the next room, and the sound of another door slamming.
>Rarity must've stepped out to prepare to "consume" you.
>You feel tired, and sore.
>You want to sleep, but you need to stay awake.
>If Cheerilee comes back with help, you'll need to be able to yell out so she can hear you.
>God, the pain!
>Would this have happened, if you just gave Rarity a little attention from the beginning?
>Maybe it would just be Applejack in her place.
>You hear the door open, and close in the next room again.
>"*hic* HELLLLOOOOOOOO~?"
>Jesus monkey christ. You don't know if god is playing a cruel joke on you, or sending you a guardian angel.
>"Anyshponeh hommshh? *hic* Whoa..Thish place iz a *hic* wreck.."
>You hear her stumble around, and the sounds of falling glass.
"B-Berry!"
>It hurts to talk.
>"Why helloz mishter broken lampy~"
>Goddammit.
"Nex-next room Berry!"
>You groan in pain again.
>"Oh~"
>You hear her trip over something.
>"Oof."
>Let's go with cruel joke.
>She opens your door tumbling through.
>She lands onto her back giggling drunkenly.
>"Heehehehe..Thab's fun.."
"Berry..! I-I need he-help!"
>Berry teeters around getting up.
>She crashes into your dresser.
>You can't even facepalm right now.
>"Ow.."
"Berry..Go get the guards..!"
>She regains her footing, and stands up wobbling side to side.
>"HELLOZ Nomynuss! Heeeeeeey~ Yer dangly thing is oush.."
>You try to cross your legs.
"Be-berry..focus..I need medical attention. We need the princesses help!"
>She pokes your flaccid dick with her hoof.
>"Heehh..Itz like a shlinky!"
>Fucking Berry Punch..
"Be-berry..If you don't le-leave, and get me he-help, I'm going to be killed..understand?"
>"Huh? Killed?"
>Her eyes blink one after the other.
"Yes...Rarity from Ponyville is go-going to kill me, i-if you don't go get help.."
>Berry nods rocking to, and fro.
>She salutes.
>"Ya c'n couch on meh!"
>God help you.
>"Aftah a napsh."
"Berry no! Stay awake!"
>Berry falls forward still saluting.
>Berry lays sprawled out on the floor snoring peacefully.
"I-if I live through this b-berry, I swear to g-god.."
>Berry grunts.
>You stare up at the ceiling, with nothing more to do than wait.
>And hope.
>Hours seem to pass by slowly, as you lay there fearing the moment when Rarity comes back.
>Berry still hasn't woken the fuck up.
>Drunk bitch.
>You hear the door open, and close in the next room.
>You can hear your heart thumping in your chest.
>"Hello? Anonymous? You in here?"
>Oh god. Cheerilee?
"Cheery? Is that you..?"
>Your eyes get teary.
>"Anonymous! I'm coming!"
>You hear hoofsteps come towards the room.
>You feel relief, and hope bubble to the surface.
>The door opens revealing Nightmare Rarity.
>You look at her in disbelief.
>"I learned a new trick while I was out darling!"
>She clears her throat.
>"Anonymous~ It's me Cheerilee~ I'm a loser honey~"
>You heart crumbles. What a sick joke.
>Rarity throws her head back, and cackles wildly.
>"It's almost time Anonymous dear. The appropriated time of our-"
>She spots Berry Punch.
>Shit, now you're feeling bad for her.
>"What in the world, is this thing doing here?"
>She levitates Berry up with her magic, and looks the sleeping lush pony over.
>"Is this your savior Anonymous darling? Surely you can do better."
"She's nothing to me..She just stumbled in."
>"Hmm. Is that so?"
>Rarity magicks open a nearby window, and levitates Berry towards it.
"Rarity..Wait! We're on the third floor! You drop her from there, and she'll die!"
>Rarity cocks an eye at you.
>"I thought she meant nothing to you?"
"It's still a fucking life Rarity!"
>She looks from you to Berry.
>"Hmm. I don't care."
>She chucks Berry's body out of the window.
"N-noooo!"
>You hear a sickening crunch from outside, as Rarity closes the window.
>You shut your eyes, and lay back.
>"Oh dear. My grip slipped? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!"
>She laughs, and leaves you to reflect upon the horrible actions undertaken.
>You're screwed.
>You don't know if Cheerilee will make it on time.
>You don't know what Rarity went out to do for that matter. What if she went, and murdered Cheerilee?!
>Poor Berry!
>She's a waste of resources, but she didn't deserve to die!
>Because you answered that note. Because you ignored her advances, and sought out another pony.
>It's your fault.
>Now you lie here broken, and bloody, and useless.
>You finally grasp how hopeless the situation is.
>You cry.
>You just let it all out.
>You want to apologize to everyone for all of this. All of this shit.
>Nightmare Rarity.
>That bitch. You want her life to end more than anything you've wanted in your life.
>You'd sell your soul to satan to take it.
>You hear Rarity humming, and singing in the next room.
>"Da-da-dada-duuum~ Da-da-dada-duuuummm~"
>It sounds like "Here comes the Bride".
>You hear loud thunks, and thuds, and the sound of things sliding around.
>"Anonymous~ It's almost time~!"
>You gulp, and sniff.
>She moves around more in the room.
>You wish you knew what she was doing.
>You hear a soft tapping sound on the window.
>You strain to look over to see what the sound is.
>Purple eyes look back at you, with concern.
>It's Twilight.
>IT'S TWILIGHT.
>You gasp out a smile.
>She motions for you to be quiet, and opens the window slowly.
>You watch the door.
>Rarity is still humming.
>Twilight wraps your body in the blanket, and lifts you up with her magic.
>You hold back your grunts of pain.
>"Darling, I can't wait! Just a few hours to go until we're together forever~ I love you so much!"
>You hear hoofsteps coming towards the room.
>"Are you asleep darling? You'll want to be awake for this~"
>Twilight starts to sweat, watching the door along with you.
>You're almost out.
>Just a little more!
>You hear a knock on the front door.
>"Oh who could it be now?"
>The hoofsteps move away from your room.
>You let out a puff of relief.
>You're halfway out of the window, and have a view of the ground below.
>You try to look around for Berry, but see no sign of her body.
>Twilight slides you out of the window completely, and brings you down to the ground.
>She lays you down in a small clearing underneath your window, covered by trees.
>You see Fluttershy, comforting a distressed Cheerilee, who's cradling the body of her deceased sister.
>Berry's neck looks mishapen, and a small trickle of blood is leaking from her nostril.
>Cheerilee sobs silently, holding her close.
>Fluttershy looks to you.
>"A-are you okay anonymous?"
>You remain silent, and stare up into the sky.
>Cheerilee looks up from her sister, with red eyes.
>"I-it's not your fault Anon..It's not your fault.." She says her voice cracking.
>She hugs Berry close.
>But it is.
>It is your fault.
>You hear a door slam in the distance.
>Whomever ran diversion must've been sent packing.
>" I never thought Rarity would ever get to this point. She might be past the point of no return.." Twilight says shaking her head.
>"Past the point of no return? Might be?! My sister is DEAD. DEAD TWILIGHT!" Cheerilee whispers with a weak hoarse voice.
>You remain silent looking at the sky.
>"O-oh my. You're so bruised Anon..What happened?" Fluttershy has unraveled the blanket to tend to your wounds.
>You unblinkingly just stare skyward.
>She begins to bandage, and treat your top half.
>"Cheerilee, I'm sorry. I truly am, but we can't let our emotions get out of control right now. We need to wait on the Princess to-"
>Cheerilee grits her teeth through enraged eyes.
>"Buck the Princess! Rarity needs to pay for what she did!"
>The bushes rustle, and Applejack springs forth from within.
>"Ah'm sure that wasn't Cheerilee at tha door right?"
>"Why? What do you mean?"
>Applejack takes off her hat, and rubs her head.
>"Cuz that's who answered."
>Twilight paces around thinking.
>"She can shape shift already? This is not good.."
>"GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>A window explodes above all of you.
>"ANONYMOUUUUUUSSS!"
>Her bellowing voice, sounds like it's overlapped with anothers.
>You can hear screams, and frenzied chatter from outside the clearing.
>Twilight, and the others exchange looks.
>"I better get out there." Twilight says with a determined look on her face.
>"Ah'll go with ya."
>Twilight shakes her head.
>"No. She's too powerful for you to handle. I'll go alone, until Celestia shows up."
>"C-can you do it?" Fluttershy asks, while taping up your body in gauze.
>"I hope so. She's had a whole year to progress in power after all."
>Twilight spreads open her wings, and takes to the sky, exiting the clearing.
>Applejack walks over to you, looking down into your face.
>"Ya okay Sugarcube? She got ya pretty good Ah see."
>"Applejack!"
>"Ah meant no ill by it Flutters."
>Her eyes show lingering affection, and concern for you.
>"We'll fix all this sugarcube. Please just relax now."
>"Fix this?! CAN YOU BRING BACK BERRY?!"
>Cheerilee has laid Berry down, and is stomping toward AJ.
>AJ sits on her hind, and puts her hooves up.
>"Now calm down Cheerilee. This ain't the time ta-"
>"This is your fault, just as much as it's Rarity's! I know the story! I know how you let yourself get fooled! I know how you broke his heart, and led him into the bosom of that-that DEMON!"
>You turn your head towards the fight.
>"Cheerilee, Le-let's not point hooves here..! Applejack didn't mean-"
>She shushes Fluttershy with a hoof to her face.
>"Save it. Because you did something so horrible, and disgusting you set off this chain of events. All you had to do was stay faithful, but no..Your legs couldn't stay closed!"
>Applejack growls.
>"Ya know what?! Yer Right! Ah was a selfish, disgusting pony, who slept with her own flesh n blood! Ah ADMIT IT!" Applejack throws her hooves into the air.
>You hear loud explosion-like sounds far off.
>"Ah've had ta live with the fact that ah ruined somethin perfect all this time! It's destroyed me! But, what's done is done!"
>You exhale softly.
"Finally."
>Everyone looks to you.
"You finally owned up to it."
>AJ smiles at you.
>Cheerilee isn't so happy however.
>"Well good for you. You admitted you messed up. How does that bring back Berry? She had nothing to do with any of th-"
>SNAP.
>All your eyes look in the direction of Berry, who's sitting up.
>"Ow..Why am I outside..?"
>Everyone's jaw drops.
>"B-berry...? How are you still alive..? I saw your neck! It was broken!"
>Berry rubs her neck.
>I'm triple-jointed. Ow."
"That doesn't explain shit."
>"IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
>Cheerilee gallops over, and bearhugs Berry tightly.
>You look up into the trees.
>You see a few branches are missing.
>Maybe they broke her fall.
>It really doesn't matter though. She's okay.
>Berry looks on in confusion.
>"Is something going on?"
>You strain to sit up.
>Fluttershy puts a hoof on your back, and helps you up.
"We thought you were dead Berry. Rarity chucked you out of a window."
>She blinks a few times.
>"Oooh yeah. I remember that. That was kooky. Anypony got something to drink?"
>You facepalm in pain.
>Cheerilee holds Berry at legs length.
>"I'll get you anything you want to drink later! I'm so happy you're still with us!"
>You hear crashing sounds, and your name being called far off now.
>Cheerilee breaks away from Berry,and runs over to you.
>She hugs you next.
>Despite the pain, you return it.
>"I did like you asked babe. I'm so happy I have you both..!"
>You smile, and hug her tightly.
>K-K-KEEERRRACK-
>The bushes, and trees are ripped up from the ground by their roots, and tossed aside like rubbish.
>You're exposed to an infuriated Nightmare Rarity, who has an injured Twilight in her magical hold.
>Twilight's face is contorted in pain.
>Rarity looks exhausted. Twilight must've gave her a battle.
>She's panting hard.
>"I finally found you belo-ved.."
>She throws Twilight to the side, and steps towards you, and your group.
>Applejack steps in front of the approaching danger.
>"Rarity, ya've lost it! Can't ya see what yer doin?"
>Rarity continues to walk toward you.
>"Again darling you surround yourself with more Earth Pony trash!" She says with rage infused eyes.
>Applejack stands her ground.
>"Rarity! Ah'm only gonna say this once! Stop right now or ya'll be sorry!"
>Fluttershy is shivering in fear.
>Cheerilee holds onto you for dear life.
>Rarity bellows out a laugh.
>"Look behind me darling. Look at what I can do. What do you think you can do to me?"
>Rarity stands face to face with AJ, looking down at her.
>"I'm invincible. I cannot be beaten, and even if I could you'd need the elements of harmony. Which you don't have!"
>"That's Horseapples! We can k-kill ya!"
>Rarity laughs out loud again, and raises a hoof.
>She slaps AJ across the face sending her flying through the air.
>AJ lands in some of the discarded bushes, with a large welling bruise on her face.
>"None of you have the guts to do such a thing! That's why you're going to perish here today."
>Rarity resumes her march towards you.
>She notices a vacant-faced Berry sitting up.
>"I thought I killed you."
>"No! Stop! Leave her alone!"
>Rarity levitates Berry over towards her.
>Berry doesn't fight back, as she's floated around like a toy.
>Rarity gives her a once-over again.
>Her eyes widen, and lower knowingly.
>"Hm..That explains everything. You're a naughty little beast. Fine. You get a free pass for now."
>Rarity tosses Berry off into the bushes with AJ.
>What did she see? What explains everything?
>"Anonymous, I promise I won't let her take you. I promise..!"
>"O-oh my.."
>Rarity arrives in front of the three of you.
>Her long mane bounces, as she inspects the three of you.
>"So this is the last line of defense? An easily frightened Pegasus, and more Earth pony garbage. Pitiful."
>She summons up a ball of glowing, blood red energy at the tip of her horn.
>"At least I can incinerate you all without hurting my sweet Anonymous."
"Girls run."
>Fluttershy is frozen in place, and Cheerilee refuses to let go.
"Please! RUN!"
>"It'll do them no good darling!"
>The earth begins to rumble underneath you.
>She brings the ball down in front of you.
>"This may get a little bright darling, but bear with it."
>Cheerilee hides her face in your chest.
>Flutters cowers under her wings.
"NOOOO! STOP!"
>High-pitched whistling screams towards you.
>In the sky you see an explosion of colors cover the sky.
>Oh you glorious, lesbian cunt.
>With blinding speed, a blue blur runs into Rarity's side, sweeping her off her feet completely.
>"OOGH!"
>They blaze a trail through the downed trees, and a few houses.
>An explosion rings out where Rarity, and the blur hit.
>"W-what was that?" Cheerilee asks releasing her grip on your neck.
>"That was Rainbow Dash silly-billy!"
>Pinkie is helping Applejack out of the bushes-
"Pinkie! you're okay!"
>She nods with a smile.
>"I am! Though Rarity left us with a couple owies.."
>She shows you some bandages on her body, and she has a patch over her eye.
>Applejack pops out of the bushes rubbing her head.
>"Thank ya kindly Pinkie. That priss knocked me fer a loop."
>"You, and me both..!" Twilight says standing up on wobbly legs.
"Well I'm glad to have the help, but that's not gonna make it any better for our situation. We have to take her down somehow!"
>"But what can we do against something not even Twi could beat?"
>Twilight rubs her horn.
>"I could take her down, but I'd have to kill her.."
>You hold your arms out unbelieving.
"THEN KILL HER! She's trying to murder us!"
>Twilight shakes her head.
>"I can't! She's still our friend and-"
"Are you fucking insane?! She's. Trying. To. Murder. Us."
>Cheerilee nods in agreement.
>"I'm with Anonymous. She has to go Twilight. She's too far gone."
>The form of Rainbow lands in the center of the group, panting heavily.
>"She's down for now, but not for long. What's the plan?"
"We kill her."
>"We're not killing anypony Anon!"
"We don't have much choice! I tried fighting her, and you see what happened to me!"
>You show her your wrapped body.
>"You look like a mummy Nonny!" Pinkie giggles out.
"Pinkie. Not now."
>"In any case, we need ta move from this spot. We're out in the open."
>"Agreed. Let's go."
"But where? She'll hunt me down no matter where we go!"
>"I can teleport us-"
"Magic-immune injured human here!"
>"Gah! You're right!"
>Rainbow shakes her head at you.
>"Pretty weak Anon."
"Get fucked dyke."
>"Can we pl-please not fight now?"
>You feel so tired right now.
>Something needs to be done right now about Rarity, or you're all doomed.
>"So we can't run, and we can't hide. Simple! We fight!" Rainbow says clopping her hooves together.
>She's covered in bandages like Pinkie too.
>Eh. She'll be alright.
>"Ca-can't we t-talk to her?"
"Flutters. She just tried to kill you. I think it's a little late for that. She has to be done in."
>"Nopony's killing nopony!"
>Applejack puts a hoof on Twilight's wither.
>"Now let's be reasonable about this Twi. Rarity is an element of harmony, and our friend. Ya think she'd want to be remembered as a monster who tried to kill her closest friends?"
>"AJ! We can't-"
"She's too far gone, and you guys don't have the elements of harmony, or a replacement dragon handy...do you?"
>"W-well no but-!"
>A boom can be heard in the direction of where the explosion went off.
"We don't have time to debate this. She's coming!"
>"But the princess is on her way to-"
"Fucking hell Twi! We're all gonna die, if you don't take her down first!"
>Why is this such a hard decision?
>You'd do it if you could yourself.
>Twilight bites her lip, and looks around unsure.
>"ANNNNOOONNNNNNN!"
>Like a bat out of hell, Rarity is racing towards you at breakneck speeds.
>"Time to decide Twilight Sparkle." Cheerilee says, laying next to you.
>"There's no way the princess can get her in time, and she's not going to let us go. If you don't stop her, then this is it."
>Everyone focuses on Twilight.
>Well except Berry.
>Berry is sleeping in the bushes.
>Fucking Berry Punch..
>Twilight lowers her head sadly.
>"Fine..I'll do it."
>AJ, and Pinkie pat her on the back.
>"Stand back everypony."
>She begins charging up a spell in her horn.
>You strain to stand up, keeping the blanket wrapped around you.
>"Okay, here goes! Sorry Rarity.."
>A large beam of pure magic power flies from Twilight's horn towards Rarity.
>You can see her smirk all the way from here.
>She teleports out of the way naturally.
>She was prepared for this.
>She appears a short distance away from all of you in a flash of light.
>"I haven't quite grasped the concept of teleportation darling, but I have it down enough to deal with you lot, wouldn't you say?"
>Twilight fires at Rarity again, only for her to teleport away.
>She appears in front of you.
>"Anonymous dear. You know they can't beat me. Let's just end all this silliness, and go home hm? It's almost night, and I don't want to have our ritual disturbed."
>"BLAST HER TWI!"
>"I can't fire at her, while she's so close to Fluttershy, and Cheerilee!"
>You gasp out standing upright, putting a hand on Cheerilee's back.
>She nods, and motions for Fluttershy to follow her.
"Look at yourself Rarity. Look at what you've become."
>Rarity chuckles.
>"This conversation again? I suppose you're going to try to make me think you want to sleep with me again?"
>You step forward, shaking your head.
"No. Even if I did try to trick you, I couldn't hurt you if I tried."
>"You got that right darling."
>Flutters, and Cheerilee have moved away.
"You've done awful things. I can say you're truly a monster now."
>She rolls her eyes.
>"Can we skip the theatrics? You're going to distract me, while Twilight blasts me away with a spell right?"
>You shake your head again.
"It'd be pointless to try that.You'd just teleport away."
>"Then you see how pointless this endeavor is?"
"I do."
>Your foot hits a piece of splintered wood.
>You bend over, grunting in pain.
"You want to know something interesting about humans? It's been theorized that all humans, and creatures have souls! A soul right?"
>You pick up the piece of wood.
"So the next question to ask is, where would such a thing even be located? Well we believe if it's somewhere, it'd be in the brain."
>You inspect the shard.
>Rarity, and the others eye you cautiously.
"Now if I'm not mistaken, this ritual of yours involves taking my soul into your body right?"
>"That is...not incorrect darling."
"Right."
>You toss the jagged wooden dagger up, and down a few times.
"Since it seems like we can't beat you, then why not take away your end goal?"
>You point the piece of wood at your forehead.
>Rarity gasps.
>"What do you think you're doing?!"
>She starts off in a mad sprint towards you.
"Go to hell."
>You grab it with both hands, and shove it towards your head.
>"NOOOO!" Cheerilee screams out.
>"BLAST HER TWI! DO IT NOW!" Applejack shakes Twilight in a panic.
>Twilight fires off a massive spell in desperation towards Rarity's back.
>The point is nearly in contact with your head.
>Rarity outstretches her hoof, and slaps the shard from your hand, cutting your forehead.
>"You moron! How could you even try to-"
>Rarity crashes into your chest, from the force of Twilight's spell.
>You catch, and hold her.
>You remain unaffected, though Nightmare is being slowly cooked in your arms.
>She violently shakes as her dark luscious coat begins to turn a burnt black.
>"...aagghh..."
>The smell of burning flesh fills your nostrils, the wall behind you exploding from the backlash of the spell inwardly.
"Twi stop!"
>Twilight halts the spell, leaving a trail of scorched earth leading to you. and Rarity.
>You step away from the blast zone carrying the charred pony, and lay her in the grass.
>She curls up, shivering.
>"It...hu-hurts..D-darling.." She says with a raspy voice.
>The rest of the girls crowd around Rarity's blackened body.
>Her lips have burned off exposing her teeth, and her eyes are wide open.
>Fluttershy puts a hoof to her mouth, and looks away.
>Rainbow, and Applejack grimace.
>Twilight is openly crying.
>Pinkie's hair has gone flat, and Cheerilee has her head lowered with her eyes closed.
>"I'm..sorry...Thank y-you Tw-twilight.."
>Twilight nods, still sobbing tediously.
>She coughs up a splotch of blood.
>"Ano-ny-muss...I--love...you.."
"Fuck man..Just..I...fuck."
>She closes her eyes for the final time, and goes limp releasing one last raspy breath.
>"Is it over?" Rainbow asks somberly.
"Yes. I believe it is."
>Your lips are sticky from the burning fat.
>She was able to do something noble in the end at least.
>And that was enough for all of you to know that, there was a sliver of the good Rarity in there still.
>She died in the arms of the one she loved more than anything in this world. Just like she would have wanted.
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>A month has passed, since the battle with Nightmare Rarity. For the most part things have returned to normal.
>The girls went back to Ponyville to hold the funeral for her. Princess Celestia, by request of Twilight had the records state she lost her life battling the Nightmare, and died a hero.
>Those who knew the truth swore never to reveal it however.
>You did not attend.
>You, and Cheerilee resumed your life together in a new apartment closer to the school.
>Cheerilee found out she never lost her job, and was allowed to come back.
>Berry is still her weird self, and you made an almost full recovery.
>You're still a little sore.
>You're resting on the sofa.
>The medicine the docs prescribed for you keeps you drowsy as hell man.
>"Anonymous babe! Are you alright?" You hear your lady call from the bathroom.
"Yeah. Just groggy."
>You readjust yourself.
>She trots into the room, with a smile.
"What are you so happy about?"
>She giggles.
>"I'm just happy. Is that a crime?"
"It is in Australia."
>"In where?"
"Nevermind."
>She shakes her head, picking up a paper bag in her mouth, and placing it on the table in front of you.
>"That's for Berry. She's gonna wander in here drunk as usual. Tell her to eat that please?"
"What about me? I'm hungry."
>"But, you just ate hon!"
>You smirk.
"Not for food babe."
>You wink at her.
>She blushes, and rolls her eyes.
>"You're awful....maybe later."
>Schwing!
>She giggles again, and trots to the door opening it up.
>"I'm going to work love. Be good, and mind the house~"
"Meh meh meh meeeeh"
>You mock her singsong tone.
>She sticks her tongue out at you, and closes the door behind her.
>You let out a relaxed breath of air.
"I never thought I'd finally get the peace I wanted for so long...Sorry Rarity. I hope you're happy wherever you are."
>You close your eyes, and breathe out through your nose.
>SLAM.
>You jolt awake, to the sound of your door slamming.
>Berry stands in front of your closed front doorway.
>She stares at you, with emotionless eyes.
"Wassup Berry. You wasted again?"
>Berry starts trotting towards you step after step.
"Uhm..are you okay?"
>She grins.
"Hey..When did you get silver highlights in your hair?"
>She circles around the table, and climbs onto the sofa, crawling towards you.
>Berry also seems a little taller than usual.
>She leans over your immobile cowering body.
>"Anonymous darling.."
"Berry?! What the fuck are you doing?!"
>"You're my soulmate~"
>...Fuck.

Chapter 4
>You sit outside a coffee shop, located a few blocks away from where you, and Cheerilee stay.
>The new place of course.
>What's the fucking name of this place?
>"Cafe la orange" or something.
>You don't speak freaky deaky japanese.
>You're probably wondering what happened to Berry?
>You're in luck!
>Commence with the flashback ripply screen effect!
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>....Fuck.
>Berry climbs over you with, a sinister smile.
>Your eyes bulge out of your head, at your imminent rape.
>Sike.
>After what happened with Rarity, Princess Celestia gave you a medallion in the shape of her cutie mark. She said it was enchanted, and could be used up to five times. It was supposed to be in case Cherrilee started showing signs of possibly being infected.
>You would of had to smack her in the head with it.
>You'd regret it immensely, but it was for the good of both of you, so you kept it near without Cheery knowing of it for the longest.
>Berry however gets none of that sympathy.
>Berry licks your cheek sensually.
>"Finally, no one will disturb our time together..I'm so much better for you, than my sister baby.."
>So that's how Berry feels? Earth Ponies, and you seem to hit it off real well.
"That's a shame Berry. It really is."
>You left arm shoots out, medallion in hand, and you whack Berry Punch in the temple with it's flat side.
>You see a dark shadow erupt from the top of her head, and dissolve into the air.
>Berry flies off you, and tumbles onto the floor, rolling into the wall upside-down.
>A number appears on the medallion for a brief moment.
"Four charges left huh?"
>You relax in your seat on the sofa, and watch Berry carefully.
>With shut eyes, she smacks her lips a few times waking up.
>"...Ooow..Wha happen..? I get drunk again?"
>You stone-face at her.
"Bag. Food. Table. Eat. Shut up."
>You exhale deeply, and lay back on the sofa.
>Crisis averted.
>"Geez..What a buzzkill.."
>She tilts over, and falls on her side with a loud thud.
>She struggles to get up, and mosys over to the coffee table with the bag lunch Cherrilee left her.
>She looks inside.
>You look down at her with annoyed peepers.
"Berry. Straight up. How do you feel about me?"
>She looks up to you with lowered uncaring eyes.
>"Hmm...You're kind of boring, but I'd take ya for a rumble in the stable."
>.....
"Uh...Okay. I can't believe I was expecting something different. Nevermind."
>Berry shrugs, and takes the bag in her mouth, and walks off into you, and Cheerilee's bedroom to eat.
"Oy, don't go in there to eat Berry."
>She ignores you, and slams your door shut.
"Oh you little taint. Fucking Berry Punch. Probably having sex with that sandwich.."
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>Anticlimatic? I know right?
>But, it's fucking Berry Punch man, what the hell do you expect?
>So it's been about three weeks after, and you're fully healed for the most part, save for a scar on your forehead, from when you tried to kill yourself, and Rarity...kinda saved you.
>You can't help, but feel a little sorry for her in that regard.
>You have your legs cross, kicking a piece of the metal fence post surrounding the store, in the outside cafe area, waiting on your friend.
>A Pony in a waiter uniform, and a cheesy moustache approaches from your blind spot.
>You don't look at him, still awaiting your late running friend.
>"Ahem..!"
>You begin whistling.
>"Sir! I know you can hear me!"
>You stop whistling, and give her a side glance.
"Yeah I hear you. What do you want?"
>He sticks his snout into the air.
>"This area, and the interior are for paying customers! Unless your friend arrives, I must ask you to leave!"
>You turn fully to him, and stand up.
"I told you ten minutes ago, she's running late. I suggest you go eat some snails or frog legs, and get lost."
>He opens his mouth aghast, and slightly nervous of the towering titan standing over him.
>You promised yourself, after the whole Rarity fiasco, you'd never allow ponies to step,walk,trot,lope,gallop, or plain out disrespect you again.
>He gulps audibly, and steps back shaking.
>"L-look..My mangaer told me to come over here! I don't want any trouble man!"
"Don't start none, won't be none! Now vamoose!"
>He stares at you shaking.
>You jump at him, causing hi, to turn tail, and beat feet.
>The patrons at the other tables, all look at you silently from the coffee.
"What? You guys got a problem? Need it addressed? HUH?!"
>They quickly turn back to their buisness.
>You may have become a bit too agressive, but it's understandable right?
>You only found your courage, when your life was in danger.
>Out the corner of your eye, an orange figure comes into view, galloping towards you.
>Her blonde Ponytail whips around behind her, as she races to meet you.
>Somehow, her stetson remains perched atop her head, as sweat kisses her adorable...errrm normal freckles.
>Pretty sure you can guess who it is.
>AppleBloom!
>Just kidding.
>She slows down to a reasonable pace, and trots up to you.
>Out of breath, she slumps her head panting wildly.
>"Ah'm...sorry..sugarcube! Train...ran late!"
>You wave off her excuse, and hold a hand out for her to take a seat.
"Don't worry about it AJ. Just have a seat, so these jerkoffs will get off my back."
>She looks up at you with questioning eyes, and takes the vacant seat across from you.
>You notice a set of employees, looking at you from the inside with more fear than an italian neighborhood watch man following a teenager in a hoodie home.
>...Too soon?
>You take your seat across from her, putting your hand on the table.
>Applejack puts a hoof on top of it.
>You look down at the offending hoof, and trail your eyes back up to her.
>She smiles at you warmly.
>"Ah'm glad ta see ya sugarcube."
>You reluctantly give her hoof a squeeze.
"I am too."
>You pull your hand back quickly, much to her disappointment.
>You both sit there looking into each others eys for a moment.
>You remember days when you would just get lost in those green orbs.
>Days gone now.
>"So."
"So."
>You both double-take.
"You go first."
>"Naw, you go first! Please. Ah insist."
>She fidgets in her seat.
>You take a deep breath. May as well go first then.
"How've you guys been holding up since..?
>Applejack looks off to the street sadly.
>"Ah won't lie Anon. We all miss er, Ah miss er. She was a conniving rattlesnake of a sneak, but she was still mah friend."
>You nod listening attentively.
>"The girls try to make it seem they've gotten over it, but ya c'n tell it still lingers somethin fierce."
"I'd imagine so. How is Twi doing?"
>AJ taps the table with her hoof.
>"She's working herself ragged. Frankleh, ah'm worried about her."
"The workaholic worrying over another workaholic? The irony."
>She gives you a playful scowl.
>"Oh can it sugarcube. Ah'm being serious."
"Yeah. I know..."
>You hope someday Twilight can forgive you for making her do what she had to do.
>"C'n we talk of happier thangs nah? Like...that thang we've been talking about?"
>And now to the crux of these visits.
"We haven't really been "talking" about it. It's been more like me rejecting every offer thus far."
>She rolls her eyes, and groans.
>"Sugarcube, ah won't even try to lie ta ya anymore. Ah miss ya. Not a day goes by that ah don't regret doing what ah did, and cry mahself to sleep over it...as much as ah hate to admit it."
>You take another deep breath.
>"Cheerilee wouldn't have ta know sugarcube...it'd be our little secret.."
>You shake your head.
"I can't do that to her AJ. She's my girl. I love her."
>"But ah love ya too!"
"And, I'll always cherish the time we spent to gether, but I just can't do that to her."
>Applejack has been coming to visit you in the hopes of getting back together.
>It started about a week ago, after Rarity's funeral.
>At first, it was little signs she was still interested.
>Then it became full blown "Let's just fuck, and I bet you'll fall for me again" proposals.
>You would be angry, but you expected this from Aj. When you two would argue, and think about breaking up, she'd screw your brains out, and you'd fall in love all over again.
>Old habits die hard.
>She frowns at you, and leans on a hoof.
>"Yer killin me here sugarcube. Ah want ya back. What do ah gotta do?"
>You fold your arms, and shake your head.
"There isn't anything you can do Aj. I don't like the way things ended between us, but that's how it went."
>You sighs.
>"Ah'm not making excuse hon, but Rarity duped me into...doing that."
"Yeah, but you could've said no. You went through with it with no regrets so-"
>"No regrets?! Ah have nothin, but regrets! Ah lost you fer one..."
>You don't want to get into this arguement.
"Look Aj, let's just change the subject okay?"
>She taps the table in irritation.
>"No. Ah want ta talk about this nah!"
"Fine. Talk then."
>You lean back in your seat, as timid waiter comes to your table.
>"A-are you two ready to order..?"
>Applejack looks at the waiter.
>"Yes. I'll have a "Tell me how you really feel" cup of hot cider."
>You cock an eyebrow.
"I'll have a mug of your "You hurt my heart with the shit you pulled" Cocoa."
>She mirrors your expression.
>The waiter takes down your order in slight confusion, and lopes off.
>"Ah understand ah screwed up..Ah do! But, Ah just want a second chance is all!"
"And, I'm telling you it's not that easy to forgive what you did. It was hypocritical, and underhanded!"
>"But, ah was scared ta tell ya! Can't ya understand that?"
"I do understand, but my point is, that didn't stop you from doing it still!"
>She grumbles.
>You scowl.
>She doesn't understand you were heartbroken. You were devastated.
>You lean in to her.
"Applejack. You were cheating on me with your fucking brother."


(At this point, the story was dropped in favor of the Lamentations of Suri Polomare reboot.)