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Corruption, Session 6

Aug 29th, 2014
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  1. <DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE!=-
  2. * DM sigh-ducks.
  3. * GLaDOS is now known as X____X
  4. * Sephiroth face-palms
  5. <DM> *Last time, you met up with Yuka, only for her to bash the heck out of the shady guy you were with.*
  6. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Wait, wasn't it Iyaruka that murdered the guard and the soul))
  7. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Oh wait, never mind))
  8. <DM> *After various shenanigans, you snuck up behind a house to get a glimpse of the palace's front gate. Yuka's group went in without her, annnnd it kinda resulted in a double-sided slaughter.*
  9. <DM> *As more guards arrived to the front gate, your shady friend decided he'd wreck havoc with them. While that was going on, you and Yuka went around to the west side entrance.*
  10. <DM> *A little into entering the side entrance, you encountered a guard and a Dark Soul, as if waiting for you two to arrive. After a bit of bashing each other back and forth, you fire an epic arrow that pwns them.*
  11. <DM> *The door before you unlocks, awaiting you to open and see what's on the other side.......*
  12. <DM> (I'VE GOT FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE)
  13. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((On the other side, there is a darkside to the side of the lightside))
  14. <DM> (.... not..... this....... again)
  15. <Yuka> Whew...... that was a crazy! How'd you do that?
  16. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I...
  17. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  18. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your computer! Hope you have the money to replace it. «16,722»)
  19. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri Aug 29 18:51:19 2014
  20.  
  21. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri Aug 29 18:51:20 2014
  22.  
  23. * Now talking on #zurpg
  24. * Topic for #zurpg is: Teamspeak for Voicechat! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-549.html | Hey, listen! Navi is able to watch you now. Forever. | Quests for this week! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-557.html
  25. * Topic for #zurpg set by WindStrike at Mon Jun 16 20:50:57 2014
  26. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I have no idea..
  27. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  28. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  29. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I don't know what happened
  30. <DM> *Apparently, when DM landed on his computer, he inadvertently hit every key on his keyboard a random number of times until science dictated your arrow killed things.*
  31. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Great, now the plot is reluctant to itself))
  32. <Yuka> We should keep going. Come on, Jennie!
  33. * Yuka approaches the door.
  34. <DM> *The door does not approach Yuka back.*
  35. * Yuka opens said door.
  36. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo follows towards the backside of the doorside
  37. <DM> *Said door is now scarred for life.*
  38. <Yuka> ...
  39. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo watches as the door is scarred from being opened from the backside
  40. <DM> *You follow towards the backside of the doorside, and you find yourself on the other side of the doorside of the backside.*
  41. * Yuka observes as Iyaruka_Aetashigo is constantly glitching back and forth between each side of the door, as if super lagging.
  42. <Yuka> What.... are.... you..... doing?
  43. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I don't know
  44. <Sephiroth> (Doesn't that mean he's now on the frontside of the doorside?)
  45. <DM> *The doorside gives up, explodes, and leaves an open pathway to the next room.*
  46. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo watches as the door blows up, reluctant of the plot
  47. * Sephiroth watches as blocks fly about the room from the explosion.
  48. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo looks at the pathways of pathing ways
  49. * Sephiroth escapes into the fourth wall.
  50. * Yuka heads into the next room, ignoring your shenanigans.
  51. <Yuka> Don't worry, you'll be safe behind my shields.
  52. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo walks into the next froom
  53. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo waits for the plot to unfold from its hidden folds
  54. <DM> *You enter the next room. You're still walking on a shallow stream, with water soaking the soles of your shoes. Around you is a dimly lit room, highlighted by a green glow from something hovering around you.*
  55. <Yuka> What the.....
  56. <DM> *It zaps back and forth a bit before finally emerging as a ghostly figure, not unlike Shady, only he's transparent..... and green. Can't trust green guys.*
  57. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo looks up at the greenish of glowing greenery
  58. <DM> *It produces a hand and waves at you, smiling with a familiar expression.*
  59. <Yuka> Uhh... should we kill it with fire?
  60. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo is confused as to the green of what ghost
  61. <DM> [Ghost]: Hello!
  62. <DM> *Good lord, it even sounds like Shady. Did he write himself into the quest?*
  63. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Is there a clone?
  64. <DM> [Ghost]: Clone? Why... why yes there is! I'm trying to defeat him.... could you puh-leeeeeeaaaaaase help me?
  65. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Melulk?
  66. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo apparently doesn't remember a name
  67. <DM> [Ghost]: Wha? No, not that silly fiend! But that Malek guy put up a barrier between the two of us and then stole our powers. Argh, I ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaate him!
  68. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Uh?
  69. <Yuka> Why don't we just kill you now and break the barrier down ourselves, fiend?
  70. <DM> [Ghost]: Awwww, why would you call me a f-f-fiiiiiiiiiiii-fiend!
  71. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Backstory?
  72. <DM> [Ghost]: Cause.... you can't break it down yourselves.
  73. <DM> [Ghost]: Nyaaaaaah!
  74. <DM> *He sticks his tongue at you, spitting see-through spitballs at you, which pass straight through you.*
  75. <Yuka> Ew, don't spit at me! I don't care if it's ghost spit, you... you stay away from me you... you sickly green hog!
  76. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Does this area go somewhere?
  77. <DM> [Ghost]: Tee hee, want me to show you?
  78. <DM> [Ghost]: Befooooore that.... what's yours namesies?
  79. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Is there any deadly things?
  80. * Yuka arcs her shield sideways, displaying its almost sharp edges.
  81. <Yuka> This deadly enough for you?
  82. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> .
  83. <DM> *The ghost points at you, Iyaruka_Aetashigo.*
  84. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> And I thought that tentacles were bad
  85. <DM> [Ghost]: You look like more fun than shieldy gal over there. How 'bout you tell me yours first?
  86. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Uh...
  87. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> My name is Iyaruka Aetashigo?
  88. <DM> [Ghost]: Iyaruka Aetashigo? That's so coooool! My name is Marty! A pleasure to meet you, Iyaruka Aetashigo!
  89. <Yuka> Wow, someone can pronounce your name properly. That's scary.
  90. * X__X is now known as Marty
  91. * Marty turns towards Yuka, smiling creepily as his eyes turn a red glow.
  92. * Sephiroth kicks Marty out the window.
  93. * Sephiroth has kicked Marty from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a giant labyrinth! «16,730»)
  94. * Marty (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
  95. <Marty> ANNNND YOU, MY DEAR?
  96. <Yuka> ...... my name is Shield Bash.
  97. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Marty? As in Marty Mole?
  98. * Yuka uses Double Bash on Marty! (Roll Power x2)
  99. <Yuka> $8d10
  100. <Navi> Yuka: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 9, 1, 8, 3, 3 and 6. Total: 35. Successes: 3.
  101. <Yuka> $8d10
  102. <Navi> Yuka: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 5, 2, 1, 7, 10 and 1. Total: 34. Successes: 5.
  103. <Sephiroth> (I'm sorry Yuka. But your ghost is in another Labyrinth.)
  104. <DM> *Yuka's double bashes completely phase through Marty and slam into another labyrinth.*
  105. <Yuka> WHA?!
  106. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Error loading ghost, not enough for special ghost))
  107. <Marty> Teeheeheehee!
  108. <Marty> Shield Bash sounds laaaaame.
  109. <Marty> I'm gonna call you.......
  110. <Marty> Kenny McLady!
  111. * Yuka slams her shield on the ground.
  112. <Yuka> It's Yuka, you beligerent pile of coconut pie!
  113. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I don't think solids can go through things like see-through ghosts
  114. <DM> *They can. It just doesn't do a thing.*
  115. <DM> *Other than induce rage.*
  116. <Marty> Let's gooooo....... this way!
  117. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Derped on that sentence?))
  118. * Marty paves the way to the south side of the room, revealing a door.
  119. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I don't think solids work on things like see-through ghosts*
  120. * Marty passes through the door.
  121. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo is apparently eaten for breakfast by the typo master
  122. <Yuka> That's it, I'm gonna find a way to kill him. You're welcome to help.
  123. * Yuka charges to the south of the room, opens the door, ignores all door-related shenanigans, and enters the room.
  124. * Yuka yells from the room to the south.
  125. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo walks to the south side wondering how she managed to mess up that one sentence
  126. <Yuka> Come on Jennie, gotta kill some ******* ghosts!
  127. <DM> *Upon entering the room to the south, you find yourself in a giant labyrinth.*
  128. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> What's a *******?
  129. <Yuka> .... where are we?
  130. <Marty> I felt an unknown force try to kick me here, so I went here myself.
  131. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ... What is a went?
  132. <Marty> What?
  133. * Yuka attempts to face-palm, only for her to unintentionally bash herself.
  134. <Yuka> $7d10
  135. <Navi> Yuka: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 6, 2, 7, 10 and 1. Total: 39. Successes: 6.
  136. <Yuka> $14d10
  137. <Navi> Yuka: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 8, 9, 8, 3, 2, 6, 4, 10, 4, 2, 3 and 1. Total: 68. Successes: 7.
  138. * Yuka defends herself unintentionally bashing herself by shieldling herself against her own shield bash against herself.
  139. * Sephiroth grabs his trusty potato ray.
  140. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo watches as the shielding shield bash shielded itself
  141. * Sephiroth charges up the potato ray.
  142. <Yuka> Oh no.... I think I'm being infected with Jennie.
  143. * Sephiroth aims the potato ray at Yuka.
  144. * Sephiroth fires the potato ray at Yuka.
  145. * Sephiroth fries, salts, and eats Yuka, the small luscious AC Chaleur potato.
  146. * DM2 kicks Yuka out of the window
  147. * DM2 has kicked Yuka from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in Zero Wing! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!)
  148. * Yuka (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
  149. * Sephiroth kicks Yuka out the window.
  150. * Sephiroth has kicked Yuka from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in death water, that's some instant death. :o «16,732»)
  151. * Yuka (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
  152. <DM> *Congratulations Yuka, you pulled a Fireblast and became a potato. Then your base are belong to us.*
  153. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo is wondering what just happened
  154. <DM> *Actually, that kick line would've been true for the last room, the one that had a shallow creek.*
  155. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I don't know what happened
  156. <Yuka> So... what are we doing here again?
  157. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  158. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in death water, that's some instant death. :o «16,733»)
  159. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri Aug 29 19:22:57 2014
  160.  
  161. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri Aug 29 19:22:58 2014
  162.  
  163. * Now talking on #zurpg
  164. * Topic for #zurpg is: Teamspeak for Voicechat! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-549.html | Hey, listen! Navi is able to watch you now. Forever. | Quests for this week! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-557.html
  165. * Topic for #zurpg set by WindStrike at Mon Jun 16 20:50:57 2014
  166. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  167. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  168. <Marty> Making me strongah.
  169. <DM> ....... really?
  170. <DM> SEPHIROTH, STOP BREAKING EXISTENCE
  171. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Are you an ice fairy
  172. <DM2> *Suddenly, a row of five doors appeared from nowhere, each with a number marked on them. They are numbered in order from 1-5 starting from the leftmost door.*
  173. <DM> *To clarify, you're in a hallway that resembles a labyrinth, courtesies of the description that spontaneously appeared above this line.*
  174. <DM2> *A plaque also suddenly appeared to the left of the first door*
  175. <DM> (good thing it's not a plague)
  176. <DM2> (Get out)
  177. <Yuka> Marty, are you screwing with us?
  178. * You are now known as GetOUt
  179. * BlueShell (~Sephiroth@107-198-73-105.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #zurpg
  180. * ChanServ sets mode +q #zurpg BlueShell
  181. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to BlueShell
  182. * You are now known as DM
  183. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I don't think that thing is screwing, more like messing
  184. <Yuka> ......
  185. * BlueShell is now known as DeeEm
  186. <Marty> Hey Iyaruka_Aetashigo, why dontcha try readin' that? I can't read intelligence.
  187. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ... What is intelligence?
  188. <Marty> fsteak
  189. <DM2> "Three more doors appear to the right of Door 5, with the symbols +, - and X painted on them respectively going from the left."
  190. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((When I said that Iyaruka is dumb, I mean she IS dumb))
  191. <Yuka> ... I'll read it.
  192. * Yuka walks up to the plaque and examines it.
  193. * Yuka mutters to herself: "Frickin' idiots..."
  194. <DM2> "I challenge you to make up the Number 18 by walking through these doors."
  195. <Yuka> .... huh?
  196. <DM> It says.....
  197. <DM> "I challenge you to make up the Number 18 by walking through these doors."
  198. <DM> wait
  199. <Yuka> It says......
  200. <Yuka> "I challenge you to make up the Number 18 by walking through these doors."
  201. <DM2> It says "Each of the numbered doors can only be entered once"
  202. <DM> (LET'S PLAY A GAME OF TELEPHONE)
  203. <Marty> What kind of challenge is that?
  204. <Marty> I'll do it! You just gotta....
  205. * Marty holds up his middle finger.
  206. <Marty> There's the 1..........
  207. <DM2> "An incorrect answer after walking through all five doors will result in the total being reset."
  208. * Marty then smokes a ghostly cigar, poofing out a figure 8 besides his middle finger.
  209. <Marty> There, 18!
  210. <DeeEm> *Suddenly, 5 trap doors appear in the hallway, labelled in roman numerals from 6 through 10.
  211. * DM2 kicks Marty out of the window
  212. * DM2 has kicked Marty from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed on +cactus! Pick your weapon!)
  213. * Marty (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
  214. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I am not sure that is how numbers work
  215. <Yuka> Ummm....... Jennie, got any ideas?
  216. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Uh...
  217. <DM> $google How do I beat Orithan's puzzle
  218. <DM2> (Hint: Pay attention to the non-numbered doors)
  219. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Shi?
  220. * DeeEm kicks DM2 out the window.
  221. * DeeEm has kicked DM2 from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Fawful! He has fury, but he also lacks beef, Fink-rat! «16,734»)
  222. * DM2 (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
  223. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM2
  224. <Marty> That's it, I'll pick a door!
  225. <Marty> Uhhh.....
  226. * Marty enters door number 3.
  227. <DM2> *Marty: The number 3 appears above the doors and you exit through the "-" door*
  228. <DeeEm> *Marty enters door 3 and instantly teleports back to the beginning of the quest. Ooops, wrong answer.*
  229. <Marty> What the......
  230. <Marty> FINE
  231. * Marty goes through the "-" door.
  232. * DeeEm has quit (Quit: Fuck this shit. I mean what?)
  233. <DM2> *Marty: You suddenly exit through the "-" door again*
  234. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo wonders if the room is supposed to change if people stayed behind and another just walks through
  235. <Marty> YOU LITTLE **** I'M GONNA GUT OUT YOUR ***, SPICE UP YOUR ****, STICK YOUR **** IN YOUR ***** AND ENTER THROUGH YOUR **** TO ***** YOUR ****
  236. <Yuka> I hope the ghost gets killed by doors.
  237. <DM2> *However, the "-" symbol appears to the right of the number 3 above the doors*
  238. * Marty enters the number 3 door.
  239. * Sephiroth kicks Marty out the window.
  240. * Sephiroth has kicked Marty from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside a cloud that contains explosive chocolate rain. Who thought that this was a good idea? «16,735»)
  241. * Marty (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
  242. <DM2> *Marty: A buzzer sounds and you exit back through door Number 3, however the numbers floating above don't change.*
  243. <Marty> I'm frigin' confused.
  244. <Marty> YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW YOU ALL, I'M GONNA SULK IN MY OWN SELF DESPAIR!
  245. <DM2> <DM2> It says "Each of the numbered doors can only be entered once"
  246. <Yuka> Jennie, why don't you pick a door?
  247. <Yuka> Maybe we won't have to deal with an emo ghost.
  248. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo chooses answer A
  249. * Yuka enters the + door.
  250. <DM2> *Yuka: You exit back through the "+" door. Nothing above changes*
  251. <Yuka> Ooooookay.
  252. * Yuka tries the x door.
  253. <DM2> *Yuka: You exit back through the X door. Nothing above changes"
  254. <Yuka> Hmmmm.....
  255. <DM> *Yuka ain't bright either. And I think Marty gave up.*
  256. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Is there a way to reset
  257. <Yuka> What if......
  258. * Yuka tries entering the 5 door and then the + door.
  259. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo watches as the number eHFwgfeilFG@eicegd
  260. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters 2 and 3 and then - - -
  261. <DM2> *Yuka: You exit through the "+" door and a the number 5 and a + to the right to it appears to the right of the -*
  262. <Yuka> Wait, Jennie, what'd you just......
  263. <DM> *OBSERVE, TEAMWORK AT ITS FINEST*
  264. <DM2> *Yuka: You exit back through the + door again*
  265. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> I think I got it, is there a reset pipe?
  266. <Marty> Is there a white mage in the audience?
  267. <DM2> *Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You exit through the - door as a 2 and a - appear to the right of the lone plus sign.
  268. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters through the remaining doors hoping to reset the puzzle
  269. <DM2> *Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You enter the 3 door and you exit through the X door as a 3 and an X appear above the doors to the right of the lone -*
  270. <DM2> (sagnrgnfwerf)
  271. <DM> *Breaking News: Fireblast got revenge by causing Orithan to rage quit during his improv puzzle design.*
  272. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  273. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a waterfall! That's a long way down from here! «16,736»)
  274. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri Aug 29 19:47:35 2014
  275.  
  276. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri Aug 29 19:47:36 2014
  277.  
  278. * Now talking on #zurpg
  279. * Topic for #zurpg is: Teamspeak for Voicechat! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-549.html | Hey, listen! Navi is able to watch you now. Forever. | Quests for this week! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-557.html
  280. * Topic for #zurpg set by WindStrike at Mon Jun 16 20:50:57 2014
  281. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  282. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  283. <DM2> *the numbers above blow up as a buzzer sounds, as the puzzle appears to be confused.*
  284. <DM2> "The Puzzle has now been reset.
  285. <Yuka> You are one mixed bags of shenanigans, my friend.
  286. * Sephiroth kicks Yuka out the window.
  287. * Sephiroth has kicked Yuka from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the chimney! WTF? «16,737»)
  288. * Yuka (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
  289. <Yuka> ow
  290. <Yuka> agony
  291. <Yuka> So, Jen friend, what do we do?
  292. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Is that X door a multiply sign?))
  293. <DM2> (Yes)
  294. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters 5, -, 1, X, 3, +, 2, +, and 4
  295. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Brb while I break my brain))
  296. <Marty> Wynaut calculus?
  297. <DM2> *<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>: You are stopped as you enter the "-" door after you exit it after entering Door 5*
  298. * X____X is now known as Hint
  299. * Hint is now known as Hintghost
  300. * Sephiroth kicks Hintghost out the window.
  301. * Sephiroth has kicked Hintghost from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a sprinkler head! «16,738»)
  302. * Hintghost (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
  303. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Hintghost
  304. * Hintghost floats towards the party.
  305. <Marty> Who are you, imposter?!
  306. <Marty> -_-
  307. <Yuka> I never want to see ghosts ever again.
  308. <Hintghost> "I am just a friendly Hint Ghost. I am here offer you a hint to this riddle. However, it will cost a few Rupees for me to do so."
  309. * Yuka uses a rupee to attempt to stab Hintghost.
  310. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Uh, no thanks?
  311. <Hintghost> "I am willing to offer this hint for maybe 10 rupees"
  312. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Uh, no thanks?
  313. * DM hands Hintghost 10 Rupees.
  314. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  315. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a Cactuar! Watch out for it's 1,000 needle attack! «16,739»)
  316. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri Aug 29 19:54:25 2014
  317.  
  318. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri Aug 29 19:54:26 2014
  319.  
  320. * Now talking on #zurpg
  321. * Topic for #zurpg is: Teamspeak for Voicechat! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-549.html | Hey, listen! Navi is able to watch you now. Forever. | Quests for this week! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-557.html
  322. * Topic for #zurpg set by WindStrike at Mon Jun 16 20:50:57 2014
  323. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  324. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  325. <DM> I got these rupees from a bank beyond the 4th wall.
  326. <Yuka> Hmmm....
  327. * Yuka enters all the doors a bunch to reset it.
  328. <DM2> *The Puzzle is reset*
  329. * Yuka then enters the number X door followed by the number 5 door.
  330. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo has quit (Quit: Welcome to Fireblast124's humble quit message of dead. Fireblast124 is no longer.)
  331. <DM> *Reverse ragequit!*
  332. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo (~ThatOneGu@65.31.178.8) has joined #zurpg
  333. * ChanServ gives voice to Iyaruka_Aetashigo
  334. <DM2> *Yuka: You exit back out of the X door as you enter it. You then enter the 5 door and exit through the - door. The space above the doors reads 5-#*
  335. <Yuka> So I'm guessing no matter what, the first number you enter automatically causes the - to happen.......
  336. * Yuka enters the 1 door.
  337. <DM2> *Yuka: You enter Door #1 and exit through the + door. The space above the door now reads 5-1+#*
  338. <Yuka> Uhh....
  339. * Yuka enters..... 2.
  340. <DM2> *Yuka: You enter door #2 and exit through the - door. The space above the door now reads 5-1+2-#*
  341. <Yuka> sfreafjkreafkreakfaer
  342. * Yuka enters the 3 door.
  343. <DM2> *Yuka: You enter Door #3 and exit from the X door. The space above the doors now read 5-1+2-3X#*
  344. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Poking DM2 to be faster))
  345. * Yuka tries the 4 door.
  346. <Marty> ITSA ME, 4CHAN
  347. <Marty> What just happened to me.
  348. <DM2> *Yuka: You enter the fourth door, only to exit back through the fourth door. Meanwhile, KEESE AND CO fly out and away with a portait of Fran*
  349. * X___X is now known as Fran
  350. <Fran> WAIT, LET ME FINISH MY PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  351. * Sephiroth kicks Fran out the window.
  352. * Sephiroth has kicked Fran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a Wii! «16,741»)
  353. * Fran (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
  354. <DM2> *The space above the doors reads 12 and a buzzer sounds, clearing the space*
  355. <DM> *Fran is sent to the sun, where his pizza is baked to a perfect crisp. KEESE AND CO eat said pizza in front of Fran, who then melts from the heat of the sun. He respawns on Sephiroth's boot and then proceeds to land on a Wii.*
  356. * Fran is now known as X___X
  357. <Marty> So....... from what I gather......
  358. <Marty> # - # + # - # * #
  359. <Marty> ..... anyone know what I just said?
  360. * Hintghost goes to look for Fran
  361. <DM> pound minus pound plus pound minus pound times pound
  362. <Marty> Hmm.......
  363. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters 5,1,4,2,3
  364. * Marty enters 4, then 2, 5, then 1, then 3.
  365. <DM> (theoretically, either of those works)
  366. <DM2> *Iyaruka and Marty: You both enter the correct sequences of doors and a chime sounds, signialling that the answer was correct*
  367. <DM2> *A sphere filled with phantasmagorical energy suddenly appears on Door #3*
  368. * Sephiroth googles phantasmagorical
  369. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo does the same
  370. <DM> *Touhou appears.*
  371. * DM ruuuuuuuuuns.
  372. <Yuka> Hey, I did all the work, it's mine.
  373. <Sephiroth> ........................ its an actual word.
  374. <DM2> (Touhou is not the only place I've seen that world)
  375. * Yuka tries to grab the sphere.
  376. <DM> I know, I just know Touhou used it.
  377. <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((I have never even seen that word))
  378. <DM2> *Yuka: A force attempts to push you back (Roll Power vs 15 successes)*
  379. <Yuka> $5d10
  380. <Navi> Yuka: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 8, 4 and 3. Total: 20. Successes: 1.
  381. <Yuka> Oh ffffffffff
  382. <DM2> *Yuka: The sphere pushes you back, but you don't take any damage*
  383. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters door cinque
  384. <DM2> *Iyarauka: You exit back through door #5*
  385. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters door cuatro
  386. * Marty tries to grab the sphere.
  387. <DM2> *Marty: You grab the sphere fine. It seems to like ghosts*
  388. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters door ichi
  389. <Marty> Yay!
  390. <Yuka> YOU DARN GHOST!
  391. <DM2> *It seems to have power that Marty can absorb from it*
  392. * Marty absorbs ALL THE DAKKA- I mean power.
  393. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters door ezimbili
  394. <DM2> *The sphere becomes drained of it's power, no longer exuding any force and thus can be picked up by anyone*
  395. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters door tribus
  396. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo exits and looks at the sphere
  397. <Marty> Ahhh...... AH YES, THE POWER
  398. <Marty> I CAN FEEL IT ALL
  399. <DM2> *Additionally, each of the numbered doors spits out Red Rupees and the - door spits out a Heart and Magic container.
  400. <DM2> *A Red Rupee
  401. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo steals all the ruples
  402. * Sephiroth kicks Iyaruka_Aetashigo out the window.
  403. * Sephiroth has kicked Iyaruka_Aetashigo from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in nothing! «16,742»)
  404. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo (~ThatOneGu@65.31.178.8) has joined #zurpg
  405. * ChanServ gives voice to Iyaruka_Aetashigo
  406. * Yuka attempts to consume the containers, but her profile status prevents her from yoinking them.
  407. <Yuka> Life sucks.
  408. <DM2> (Looks like I have to go now. Need to do final preparations before going)
  409. * Iyaruka_Aetashigo snags the constrainers
  410. <DM> *As Marty attempts to enjoy his new found powers, he gets owned by another one.*
  411. <DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-
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