Punny Pinkie: Avalanche

>As your boots sink through the soft snow, you continue making your way up the mountain.
>The cold wind beats against your face relentlessly, but not as bad as the annoying voice behind you.
>Pinkie convinced you to go up the mountain with her and Rainbow Dash to go to her family's vacation cabin.
>She continues to babble on about the party she going to throw when you get there, making your ears nearly bleed.
>Looking up to the skies, you don't see any sign of Rainbow anywhere.
>She's probably at the cabin by now.
>The squeaky, pestering voice continues to etch in your ears like nails to a chalkboard.
"Pinkie! Would you shut up? If you make too much noise, you're going to caus-"
>"AN AVALANCHE?" she shouts with a large grin plaster across her face.
>Her voice echoes louder that that of a loud speaker, crossing over the mountains and cliff.
>A low rumbling sound begins ringing in your ears.
>Turning around, you watch in horror as a giant pile of snow comes crashing down towards you.
>Grabbing Pinkie, you curl yourself up over her and let the wave of frost hit you.
>As you open up your eyes, you see nothing but white.
>Using your hands, you dig out a small hole for you two to fit in.
>Panic quickly settles in.
"We're gonna die here. If the cold doesn't kill us, the lack of air will. I didn't want to go like this!"
>Pinkie turns her head with the evil, devious smile.
"NO. NOT THIS TIME!"
>You wrap your hands around her neck and begin squeezing.
>Her smile doesn't fade as she uses her last bit of air to say:
>"Anon, you should really chill out!"