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[02:37PM] <~Glun> I'm a little distracted though.
[02:37PM] <Professor> ok
[02:37PM] <Professor> 'sup?
[02:37PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I AM DWERF MAIG!
[02:37PM] <Professor> brb pizza
[02:37PM] <@Talon> :/
[02:38PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20 impressive flashy lights display of self-introduction
[02:38PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, impressive flashy lights display of self-introduction: 12 [1d20=12]
[02:38PM] <@Talon> 1d20 Talon is impressed
[02:38PM] <Bones> Talon, Talon is impressed: 12 [1d20=12]
[02:38PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> :D
[02:38PM] <@Talon> mesmer!
[02:39PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Mesmer! What client are you using that you have such trouble with the nickserv? o:
[02:39PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Or was it a net cut-out that kicked you and are you still currently not present?
[02:40PM] <Professor> back
[02:40PM] <@Talon> what is DC?
[02:41PM] <@Talon> oh, nvm
[02:41PM] <Professor> DC is the target number to hit when performing a feat of some kind
[02:41PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson wonders what spells he has
[02:42PM] <Professor> any feat in combat immediately gets a +5 to difficulty
[02:42PM] * @Talon wonders what any of Glundor's stats are
[02:42PM] <Professor> like getting on a horse
[02:42PM] <@Talon> what about commanding my companion?
[02:42PM] <Professor> 6 8 8 18 18 16
[02:43PM] <Professor> your companion is a free action
[02:43PM] <@Talon> so I can move him and me on the same turn?
[02:44PM] <Professor> in one round of combat you can get two free actions, one move action and a second move action or a combat action
[02:44PM] <Professor> yes
[02:44PM] <Professor> but he won't move till you do
[02:44PM] <@Talon> ah so I can attack with him or attack myself
[02:44PM] <Professor> no you can both attack
[02:44PM] <Professor> but he's a 1d4
[02:44PM] <@Talon> ?
[02:44PM] <@Talon> why?
[02:44PM] <Professor> damage
[02:45PM] <Professor> bird
[02:45PM] <Professor> 1d4
[02:45PM] <Bones> Professor, 1d4: 2 [1d4=2]
[02:45PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson eyes Talon mistrustfully
[02:45PM] <@Talon> ah, ok hit chance is 1d8
[02:45PM] <Professor> good luck with that
[02:45PM] <Professor> anyways
[02:46PM] <Professor> glodson can have whatever spells he wants appropriate for a level four mage
[02:46PM] <@Talon> 4?!
[02:46PM] <Professor> personally I like the prismatic stuff
[02:46PM] * @Talon gulps
[02:46PM] <Professor> dude he's a DWARF
[02:46PM] <Professor> let it go
[02:47PM] * @Talon mumbles "an overleveled dwarf"
[02:47PM] <Professor> but he ain't gonna be easy to beat
[02:47PM] <Professor> look at his stats
[02:47PM] <Professor> if you can reach him or keep him from casting you might just win
[02:48PM] <Professor> Glun
[02:48PM] <Professor> you up?
[02:48PM] <Professor> I'm really just a ref here
[02:48PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson snorts awake
[02:49PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I'm here!
[02:49PM] <Professor> ok, you two had a minor altercation in the bar
[02:49PM] <Professor> the bartender kicked ya both out
[02:49PM] <Professor> on yer rears
[02:49PM] <Professor> dwarf is partially inebriated, but that doesn't mean much
[02:49PM] <Professor> talon got his first drink taken away, and that's made him pissed
[02:49PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> In good dwarf tradition, I attempt to plonk Talon in the face with my tankard which I would undoubtably kept a firm hold of throughout the ordeal!
[02:50PM] <Professor> I'm assuming cloth armor
[02:50PM] <Professor> because a druid wouldn't wear leather
[02:50PM] <@Talon> ?
[02:50PM] <Professor> so both of you roll initiative
[02:51PM] <Professor> glun at a -1 penalty
[02:51PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> With a 1d20-1 then?
[02:51PM] <Professor> yep
[02:51PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1 In yer *hic* face!
[02:51PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, In yer *hic* face!: 5 [1d20=6]
[02:51PM] <@Talon> 1d20 initive
[02:51PM] <Bones> Talon, initive: 20 [1d20=20]
[02:51PM] <@Talon> lol!
[02:51PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson wobbles
[02:51PM] <Professor> talon has first move
[02:51PM] <Professor> you two are next to each other on the ground
[02:52PM] <Professor> bird is a little way off in the trees
[02:52PM] <Professor> go
[02:52PM] * @Talon stands up
[02:52PM] <Professor> that's a move action
[02:52PM] <Professor> now what
[02:52PM] <Professor> you can move again or fight
[02:53PM] <@Talon> is bringing Skraw over an action?
[02:53PM] <Professor> no, but he's too far away to be immediately useful
[02:53PM] <Professor> won't be here for two rounds
[02:53PM] <Professor> at least
[02:53PM] <Guest45874> back
[02:53PM] <Professor> ?
[02:54PM] <Professor> ah
[02:54PM] <@Talon> fine, I'll just bonk Glundor on the head
[02:54PM] <@Talon> wb Mesmer
[02:54PM] <&DungeonMesmer> hello
[02:54PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson waves drunkenly at Mesmer
[02:54PM] <Professor> with what
[02:54PM] <@Talon> my quaterstaff
[02:54PM] <Professor> you don't have a staff in hand
[02:54PM] <@Talon> ...
[02:54PM] <Professor> you were tossed out on yer rear
[02:54PM] <Professor> it's five feet away, just out of reach
[02:54PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> If I could have a little list of spell options in a PM that would be great yes please
[02:54PM] <&DungeonMesmer> Had a 1one1 DnD session with a gnome rogue trying to sabotage a dwarven fstival
[02:55PM] <Professor> mesmer?
[02:55PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> A oneoneone DnD session?
[02:55PM] <Professor> can you give glun a quick list of spells for a level 4 dwarven mage
[02:55PM] <Professor> at least two have to involve booze
[02:56PM] <&DungeonMesmer> ehm
[02:56PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson leans back with the tankard upended over his mouth in that hopeful way
[02:56PM] <&DungeonMesmer> ...
[02:56PM] <Professor> talon, you done?
[02:56PM] * @Talon kicks Glundor
[02:57PM] <Professor> roll a d20
[02:57PM] * @Talon hopes to knock him down long enough to get his staff XD
[02:57PM] <@Talon> 1d20
[02:57PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
[02:57PM] <Professor> vs armor class 12 at a -2 for being on the ground
[02:57PM] <Professor> you fail
[02:57PM] <Professor> by one
[02:57PM] <&DungeonMesmer> level 4?
[02:57PM] <Professor> yeah
[02:57PM] <&DungeonMesmer> what's your int?
[02:57PM] <Professor> 18
[02:57PM] <Professor> 6 8 8 18 18 16
[02:58PM] <Professor> his stats
[02:58PM] <&DungeonMesmer> you can use the 0st 1st and 2nd spell list
[02:58PM] <Professor> ok talon, you're standing next to a dwarf on the ground
[02:59PM] <&DungeonMesmer> 2nd 3 times a day, 1st 4 times, 0th 6 times a day
[02:59PM] <&DungeonMesmer> I'm quite content with you guys experimenting.
[03:00PM] <Professor> this is just for fun
[03:00PM] <Professor> drunk fight
[03:00PM] <@Talon> ...
[03:00PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> *hic*
[03:00PM] * @Talon taunts Glundor
[03:00PM] <Professor> ok Glundor_Glodson, yer up!
[03:01PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Am I still on the ground?
[03:01PM] <Professor> taon, what do you DO to taunt him
[03:01PM] <Professor> yes
[03:01PM] <Professor> and talon just barely missed kicking yer nibblets
[03:01PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Then I roll to my dwarfy feet. *hic*
[03:01PM] <@Talon> nothing, was just waiting for his turn :P
[03:01PM] <Professor> roleplay man
[03:01PM] <Professor> insult his heritage
[03:02PM] <Professor> or his profession
[03:02PM] <Professor> or his beard
[03:02PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Inspiration!
[03:02PM] <Kooz> or his axe, that would really get his goat
[03:02PM] <Professor> hmmm
[03:02PM] <Professor> he doesn't have an axe right now
[03:02PM] <Professor> come on talon
[03:02PM] <Professor> what do you say to him
[03:02PM] <@Talon> I've seen mudcrabs that can hold their beer better than you!
[03:02PM] <Professor> while he's getting off the ground
[03:02PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> "Your mother's beard is lesser 'n yours, shaven-faced *hic* oaf!'
[03:03PM] <Professor> ooh ouch
[03:03PM] <Professor> ok glun got a move, now he can move or fight
[03:03PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I punch at him with my tankard!
[03:03PM] <Professor> roll it
[03:03PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1
[03:03PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20-1: 14 [1d20=15]
[03:03PM] <Professor> ac 12
[03:03PM] <Professor> ya hit
[03:03PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Wassadamageroll?
[03:03PM] <Professor> roll 1d4 damage
[03:03PM] <Professor> yer weak for a dwarf
[03:03PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d4 Beer-gut punch!
[03:03PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, Beer-gut punch!: 3 [1d4=3]
[03:04PM] <Professor> oof
[03:04PM] <Professor> you bruised his arm
[03:04PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> My aim's a little off, I note.
[03:04PM] <Professor> ok talon's turn
[03:05PM] * @Talon casts flare
[03:05PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I still don't know my spells, actually x3
[03:05PM] <@Talon> (Link: http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Flare)http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Flare
[03:06PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I meant mine
[03:06PM] <@Talon> I know but that's what I;m casting
[03:06PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Yeah, that's also nice to know, thanks
[03:06PM] <Professor> roll your fort save
[03:06PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> You mean he doesn't roll for Flare?
[03:07PM] <Professor> it's a cast
[03:07PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Well what's my modifier then? -1? 0?
[03:07PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Alright
[03:07PM] <Professor> -1
[03:07PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1 Augh my eyes!
[03:07PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, Augh my eyes!: 9 [1d20=10]
[03:08PM] <Professor> ok roll vs talon's wisdom
[03:08PM] <Professor> talon roll
[03:08PM] <@Talon> is it 1d20+4 ?
[03:08PM] <Professor> yep
[03:08PM] <@Talon> ok
[03:08PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> What?
[03:08PM] <@Talon> 1d20+4
[03:08PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20+4: 12 [1d20=8]
[03:08PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> What's going on?
[03:09PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> *hic*
[03:09PM] <Professor> ok you get lights in yer eyes for a round
[03:09PM] <Professor> talon, you did combat first
[03:09PM] <Professor> nothing for ya
[03:09PM] <@Talon> is a round a minute?
[03:09PM] <Professor> so glun's attack rolls are now at a -1
[03:09PM] <Professor> and it's the dwarf's turn
[03:09PM] <Professor> insults, anyone?
[03:09PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> That makes it -2? Neat.
[03:10PM] <Professor> no
[03:10PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> No?
[03:10PM] <Professor> your initiative is at a -1 for drunk
[03:10PM] <Professor> you attack is fine
[03:10PM] <Professor> *your attack is fine
[03:10PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Oh. Huh. I'm a little confus. But that's okay, I've got ale in me.
[03:11PM] <Professor> a kid stops and watches the slightly humorous altercation going on outside the local pub
[03:11PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Ach, yer chin's shinier than a sheared goat's buttock, fairy boy!
[03:11PM] * Kooz busts up laughing all of a sudden
[03:12PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I would like to cast an attack spell now, but I don't know which I can use. Do I have a fireball? Magic missile? Something to that effect?
[03:12PM] * @Talon swears back in druidic
[03:12PM] <Professor> one second please
[03:12PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> "Yer lingo's less carryin' than troll-speak, bird-herder! Speak oop!"
[03:13PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson fumbles to cast ray of frost!
[03:14PM] <@Talon> Having a little trouble down there?
[03:14PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> (Do I roll for this?)
[03:15PM] <Professor> yes
[03:15PM] <Professor> but there is no save throw
[03:15PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1 You look red, pal!
[03:15PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, You look red, pal!: 6 [1d20=7]
[03:15PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson hiccups and wobbles
[03:15PM] <Professor> failed
[03:16PM] <Professor> you hit the muddy ground between the two of ya
[03:16PM] <Professor> turning it into dirty ice
[03:16PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson curses in dwarfish under his breath
[03:16PM] <Professor> talon's turn
[03:16PM] <Professor> and your bird shows up NEXT round
[03:16PM] <@Talon> nah, I'd say that mud was quite brown actually
[03:16PM] <Professor> you need to insult him first
[03:16PM] <@Talon> way ahead of ya ;D
[03:17PM] <@Talon> can I reach my staff?
[03:18PM] <Professor> you have to move to grab it
[03:18PM] <Professor> you haven't moved since you first got up
[03:18PM] <@Talon> ok I'll move to it
[03:18PM] <Professor> ok now I want you both to roll initiative again
[03:19PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> "Hah! Wished you were closer to the ground now don't yer!"
[03:19PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1
[03:19PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20-1: 19 [1d20=20]
[03:19PM] <Professor> ok
[03:19PM] <Professor> talon roll
[03:19PM] <@Talon> 1d20
[03:19PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
[03:19PM] <Professor> ok Glun
[03:19PM] <Professor> you get one attack of opportunity
[03:19PM] <Professor> you can kick at him while he's bending over to pick up the stick
[03:20PM] <Professor> 11 or higher is a hit
[03:20PM] <Professor> 1d4 damage with your boot
[03:20PM] <Bones> Professor, damage with your boot: 2 [1d4=2]
[03:20PM] <Professor> roll it
[03:20PM] <Professor> bu tyou don't have to if ya want
[03:20PM] <&DungeonMesmer> posted again
[03:20PM] <Professor> you can just admire his backside for a minute
[03:21PM] * @Talon waggles said backside
[03:21PM] <&DungeonMesmer> windlord, mishael1, posted.
[03:22PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I try to cast ray of frost at his arse!
[03:22PM] <&DungeonMesmer> hahahaha
[03:22PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1 In heat are yer? I can fix that!
[03:22PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, In heat are yer? I can fix that!: 8 [1d20=9]
[03:22PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Gwah!
[03:22PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson wobbles again
[03:22PM] <Professor> Bird is here
[03:23PM] <Professor> talon your turn
[03:23PM] <@Talon> how far away is the dwarf?
[03:23PM] <Professor> 10 feet
[03:24PM] * @Talon orders Skraw to attack
[03:24PM] <@Talon> 1d8
[03:24PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d8: 6 [1d8=6]
[03:25PM] <Professor> failed to hit
[03:25PM] <Professor> dove at the dwarf and missed
[03:25PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson flinches anyhow
[03:25PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson hiccups
[03:25PM] * @Talon casts obscuring cloud
[03:26PM] <@Talon> (Link: http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Obscuring_Cloud_(3.5e_Spell))http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Obscuring_Cloud_(3.5e_Spell)
[03:26PM] <Professor> ok so there's now thick clouds everywhere
[03:27PM] <Professor> sight is useless for finding talong
[03:27PM] <Professor> *talon
[03:27PM] <Professor> Glun your turn
[03:27PM] <Professor> and dangit talon, shout an insult
[03:28PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Hide an' seek is it, fairy boy?
[03:28PM] * BarWench stands behind her counter, looking utterly disgruntled and sighs, knowing the mess she's going to have to clean up *
[03:28PM] <@Talon> gonna need to work on your aim, oh wait...
[03:28PM] <Professor> er this is outside
[03:28PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I'll be sure to find your sparkles!
[03:28PM] <Professor> they already got booted
[03:28PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson casts him up a fireball at where he heard Talon speak from
[03:28PM] <Professor> ooh nice
[03:28PM] <Professor> flip a d2
[03:29PM] <BarWench> well good, means I kicked them out already...
[03:29PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d2
[03:29PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
[03:29PM] <Professor> miss
[03:29PM] * Kooz goes back to her boring job
[03:29PM] <Passerby> The fire ball hits the passerby
[03:29PM] <Passerby> :(
[03:29PM] <Professor> er
[03:29PM] <Professor> no
[03:29PM] <Passerby> jk
[03:29PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> ..wat
[03:29PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I rolled 2 out of 2 o:
[03:29PM] <Professor> it's flipping a coin
[03:30PM] <Professor> heads and tails
[03:30PM] <Professor> 1= heads and 2 =  tails
[03:30PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> So why was the low number the good one all of a sudden? Aw. Alright then, DM's DM.
[03:30PM] <Professor> sorry
[03:30PM] <Professor> 's just how I've always done it
[03:30PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> But I burn away the cloud at least, right?
[03:30PM] <Professor> yes
[03:30PM] <Professor> cloud is gone
[03:30PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Woosh!
[03:31PM] <Professor> talon, GO
[03:31PM] <@Talon> is it possible for Skraw to hit?
[03:31PM] <Professor> oh, and glun, the light spell wears off
[03:31PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I can see ya now, ya overgrown faerie!
[03:32PM] <Professor> skraw will hit if he rolls an 8 or if you manage to drop the dwarf's AC low enough
[03:32PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson thumps his chest
[03:32PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> No hidin' form the might sons of Glodson, eh?
[03:32PM] <@Talon> ok 1 in 8 chance then!
[03:32PM] <Professor> yep
[03:32PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson peers at the bottom of his tankard for a moment
[03:32PM] <@Talon> 1d8 Skraw attacks
[03:32PM] <Bones> Talon, Skraw attacks: 3 [1d8=3]
[03:33PM] <Professor> ok and now your turn
[03:33PM] <Professor> you're 10 feet away
[03:33PM] <Professor> can't hit with the stick till ya move
[03:33PM] <@Talon> can I reach him in one action?
[03:33PM] <Professor> ye
[03:33PM] <Professor> *es
[03:33PM] <@Talon> ok
[03:33PM] <Professor> so you move and then move to hit?
[03:33PM] * @Talon charges forward and swings the staff
[03:34PM] <Professor> roll it
[03:34PM] <@Talon> do I have a modifier for this?
[03:34PM] <Professor> glun do you stand and take it or do you dodge?
[03:34PM] <Professor> strength modifier
[03:34PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I fail to react in my drunken stupour
[03:34PM] <Professor> ok
[03:34PM] <Professor> you have to hit above a 12
[03:35PM] <Professor> talon
[03:35PM] <@Talon> 1d20
[03:35PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
[03:35PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Ugwah!
[03:35PM] <Professor> roll 2d6
[03:35PM] <@Talon> 2d6
[03:35PM] <Bones> Talon, 2d6: 9 [2d6=4,5]
[03:35PM] <Professor> you give him a good whack around the ears
[03:36PM] <Professor> his vision blurs a little more than usual and then he shakes it off
[03:36PM] <Professor> (im going at 24 submission damage to KO)
[03:36PM] <Professor> (for each)
[03:37PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Don't move so fast, sparky!
[03:37PM] <Flavor> Added my character ready for approval
[03:37PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I cast Hold Person!
[03:38PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> (Link: http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Hold_Person)http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Hold_Person
[03:38PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> On Talon, forgetting the bird completely
[03:38PM] <Professor> ok
[03:38PM] <Professor> roll intelligence vs will
[03:38PM] <Professor> Glun gets 1d20+4 and so does talon
[03:39PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20+4 Not so fast, sparky!
[03:39PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, Not so fast, sparky!: 22 [1d20=18]
[03:39PM] <@Talon> oh, good I get the will
[03:39PM] <@Talon> I''d be screwed with the int :P
[03:39PM] <@Talon> 1d20+4 so fast lard bucket
[03:39PM] <Bones> Talon, so fast lard bucket: 17 [1d20=13]
[03:39PM] <Professor> talon is frozen in place
[03:39PM] <Professor> does the bird go again?
[03:40PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> "Good! Now let me think for a moment"
[03:40PM] <@Talon> 1d8 I guess
[03:40PM] <Bones> Talon, I guess: 6 [1d8=6]
[03:40PM] <Professor> FAIL
[03:40PM] <Professor> ok
[03:40PM] <@Talon> no thinking for you!
[03:40PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson stands there thinking for a while
[03:40PM] <Professor> bird flaps in his face
[03:40PM] <@Talon> is what Talon would say if he could talk
[03:40PM] <@Talon> that Glundor's turn?
[03:41PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson snaps his fingers
[03:41PM] <Professor> ah here we go
[03:41PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> That's it! Sparky!
[03:41PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson casts Lightning Bolt
[03:41PM] <Professor> ohboy
[03:41PM] <Professor> roll a d20
[03:41PM] <@Talon> dodg- oh wait
[03:41PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> (Link: http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Lightning_Bolt)http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Lightning_Bolt
[03:41PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Just one?
[03:41PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20
[03:41PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
[03:41PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Awww
[03:42PM] <Professor> ok, the bolt hits the mud
[03:42PM] <Professor> uhhh
[03:42PM] <@Talon> you really hate that mud
[03:42PM] <Professor> roll 2d6
[03:42PM] <Professor> both of you
[03:42PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Hah, take that, ya git!
[03:42PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 2d6
[03:42PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2]
[03:42PM] <@Talon> 2d6
[03:42PM] <Bones> Talon, 2d6: 3 [2d6=1,2]
[03:42PM] <@Talon> what's this for?
[03:42PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Do we get mudzap'd?
[03:42PM] <Professor> talon takes 3 damage and glun takes 5
[03:42PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Augh!
[03:42PM] <@Talon> lol!
[03:43PM] <@Talon> my go?
[03:43PM] <Professor> roll a will save
[03:43PM] <Professor> vs glun
[03:43PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson stands there shuddering
[03:43PM] <@Talon> 1d20+4
[03:43PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20+4: 23 [1d20=19]
[03:43PM] <Professor> glun?
[03:43PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Oh right
[03:43PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20+4
[03:43PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20+4: 17 [1d20=13]
[03:43PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Ugwah!
[03:43PM] <Professor> talon breaks the old
[03:43PM] <Professor> *hold
[03:43PM] * @Talon flexes
[03:44PM] <@Talon> 1d8 you know the drill
[03:44PM] <Bones> Talon, you know the drill: 8 [1d8=8]
[03:44PM] <@Talon> :o
[03:44PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> o:
[03:44PM] <Professor> roll 1d4 for the bird
[03:44PM] <@Talon> 1d4
[03:44PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d4: 1 [1d4=1]
[03:44PM] <Professor> sorry 2d
[03:44PM] <Professor> sorry 2d4
[03:44PM] <Professor> 2 claws
[03:44PM] <@Talon> 2d4
[03:44PM] <Bones> Talon, 2d4: 4 [2d4=1,3]
[03:45PM] <Professor> glun's pate was good and well scratched
[03:45PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Not my foie gras! o:
[03:45PM] <Professor> with dwarven propensity to temper, I grant him a +1 to melee
[03:45PM] <Professor> damage and hit
[03:45PM] * @Talon swings again
[03:46PM] <Professor> roll it vs 12
[03:46PM] <@Talon> 1d20
[03:46PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
[03:46PM] <@Talon> :/
[03:46PM] <Professor> unless the dwarf wants to dodge
[03:46PM] <@Talon> no need
[03:46PM] <@Talon> :P
[03:46PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I'll give drunken dodging a try
[03:46PM] <Professor> dwarf's turn
[03:46PM] <Professor> ok
[03:46PM] <Professor> dodge it
[03:46PM] <Professor> at a -1.
[03:46PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> HURRR
[03:46PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1
[03:46PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20-1: 8 [1d20=9]
[03:47PM] <Professor> welp glun's turn
[03:47PM] <@Talon> what does that do?
[03:47PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I get annoyed at the damn bird and toss a lightning bolt at it
[03:47PM] <@Talon> add to AC?
[03:47PM] <Professor> bird gets a +6 dex to AC
[03:47PM] <@Talon> so would I have had to beat 20?
[03:47PM] <Professor> no you would have had to beat 8
[03:48PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20 Zzzap!
[03:48PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, Zzzap!: 8 [1d20=8]
[03:48PM] <@Talon> so the dodge gave me an advantage? XD
[03:48PM] <Professor> lol no
[03:48PM] <Professor> you would have had to beat his dodge and then his AC
[03:48PM] <Professor> drunk fight rules are a bit different
[03:49PM] <Professor> you fail to hit the bird
[03:49PM] <Professor> talon's turn
[03:49PM] <@Talon> 1d8 revenge
[03:49PM] <Bones> Talon, revenge: 8 [1d8=8]
[03:49PM] <@Talon> 2d4
[03:49PM] <Bones> Talon, 2d4: 3 [2d4=2,1]
[03:49PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Ugwagh!
[03:51PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I flail at the bird, trying to grab it
[03:51PM] <Professor> roll dex
[03:51PM] <Professor> bird gets +6
[03:51PM] <Professor> glun gets -1
[03:51PM] <@Talon> 1d20+6
[03:51PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20+6: 17 [1d20=11]
[03:51PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1, is it?
[03:51PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, is it?: 9 [1d20=10]
[03:51PM] <Professor> grab misses
[03:51PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Not surprising
[03:52PM] <Professor> nope
[03:52PM] <Professor> but worth a shot
[03:52PM] <Professor> talon, what's next
[03:52PM] <@Talon> uh, clubbing him seems to be going well
[03:52PM] <@Talon> 1d20
[03:52PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
[03:53PM] <@Talon> damn
[03:53PM] <Professor> glun, you're up
[03:53PM] <&DungeonMesmer> how do you like the centaur class?
[03:53PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Hm
[03:53PM] <Professor> I like glun's troll
[03:53PM] <Professor> something very pratchett about it
[03:53PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Yes, exactly, exactly!
[03:54PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Anyway, uh… hold person again!
[03:54PM] <Professor> roll int vs will
[03:54PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Stop moving, ya barbarian lug!
[03:54PM] <@Talon> 1d20+4 nope
[03:54PM] <Bones> Talon, nope: 13 [1d20=9]
[03:54PM] <Psi> DungeonMesmer: Around?
[03:54PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20+4
[03:54PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20+4: 17 [1d20=13]
[03:54PM] <Professor> oh nicely done
[03:55PM] <Professor> talon is frozen again, and within easy reach
[03:55PM] <Professor> talon, all you got this round is your bird
[03:55PM] <Psi> Where is the DM when you need him D:
[03:55PM] <Professor> glun, gonna go for the grab again?
[03:55PM] <&DungeonMesmer> ?
[03:55PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Yeah
[03:55PM] <@Talon> 1d8
[03:55PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d8: 8 [1d8=8]
[03:55PM] <Professor> er what's up psi?
[03:55PM] <@Talon> lol!
[03:55PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Agh, stop that, ya feathery varmint!
[03:56PM] <@Talon> 3 in a row
[03:56PM] <&DungeonMesmer> I'm here psi
[03:56PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1
[03:56PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20-1: 7 [1d20=8]
[03:56PM] <Professor> roll damage on the bird
[03:56PM] <Psi> Erm, can my dwarf be in the inn/tavern at start?
[03:56PM] <Psi> Or where is he? :o
[03:56PM] <&DungeonMesmer> of course.
[03:56PM] <Psi> Good
[03:56PM] <Professor> and roll reflex on the grab
[03:56PM] <&DungeonMesmer> You can declare to be anywhere you like
[03:56PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Just did, failed
[03:56PM] <Professor> nono
[03:56PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> No?
[03:56PM] <&DungeonMesmer> even below a barrel of beer, drinking till you explode.
[03:56PM] <Professor> bird has to roll reflex
[03:56PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Ah
[03:56PM] <&DungeonMesmer> Unless you want to be somewhere specific.
[03:56PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Right x3
[03:56PM] <@Talon> what was my dex... thing again
[03:57PM] <Professor> bird rolls at a +6
[03:57PM] <&DungeonMesmer> Like at the smithy, brewery, bank or something?
[03:57PM] <Professor> and damage is 2d
[03:57PM] <@Talon> 1d20+6
[03:57PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20+6: 9 [1d20=3]
[03:57PM] <@Talon> :o
[03:57PM] <Professor> damage is 2d4
[03:57PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Close!
[03:57PM] <@Talon> just enough XD
[03:57PM] <Professor> very very close
[03:57PM] <@Talon> 2d4
[03:57PM] <Bones> Talon, 2d4: 3 [2d4=1,2]
[03:57PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Do I get hold of a feather? :D
[03:57PM] <&DungeonMesmer> God I love your enthousiasm guys!
[03:57PM] <&DungeonMesmer> This is so awesome.
[03:58PM] <Professor> ok glun's turn
[03:58PM] <@Talon> 'tis Mesmer
[03:58PM] <Professor> :D
[03:58PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Electric zappy time!
[03:58PM] <&DungeonMesmer> You all made a flippin character within a day.
[03:58PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Lightning bolt!
[03:58PM] <Professor> lightning bolt what
[03:58PM] <&DungeonMesmer> Most people take WEEKS to even attempt making one
[03:58PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20 Glitter for me, fairy boy!
[03:58PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, Glitter for me, fairy boy!: 16 [1d20=16]
[03:58PM] <&DungeonMesmer> I'm not kidding here.
[03:58PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Pew pew!
[03:58PM] <Professor> roll a reflex...
[03:58PM] <Professor> oh wait
[03:59PM] <Professor> nope
[03:59PM] * Knucis is so confused with these random numbers and symbols!
[03:59PM] <Professor> !
[03:59PM] <Flavor> Mesmer, am I in?
[03:59PM] <Professor> roll 2d6 for damage
[03:59PM] <Professor> direct hit
[03:59PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Wasn't it 3d6?
[03:59PM] <Professor> and roll a d100 to see if there's splash damage
[03:59PM] <@Windlord> DungeonMesmer: we'll probably get more into it when we've played a round and finally understand what happens and how
[03:59PM] <@Windlord> really nice of you to make the centaur class btw!
[03:59PM] <@Windlord> do appreciate that :)
[03:59PM] <Psi> Centaur seems nice
[03:59PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Wait, what caster level do I have?
[03:59PM] <Professor> nope
[04:00PM] <Professor> caster 2
[04:00PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Fair enough
[04:00PM] <&DungeonMesmer> Flavor, just add your char to the description and write yourself in the story.
[04:00PM] <Professor> roll 2d6
[04:00PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 2d6 Zappy death; 1d100 splash!
[04:00PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, Zappy death: 9 [2d6=4,5]; splash!: 53 [1d100=53]
[04:00PM] <Professor> ok splash no damage
[04:00PM] <Professor> talon takes a jolt to the scrotum though
[04:00PM] <&DungeonMesmer> hahahah what?
[04:00PM] <@Talon> ...
[04:01PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Wait what? No damage?
[04:01PM] <Flavor> What do you mean with "adding the character to the description"?
[04:01PM] <Flavor> i nab pls forgive
[04:01PM] <@Windlord> Flavor: forum!
[04:01PM] <Professor> glun takes no splash damage
[04:01PM] <@Talon> no splash damage
[04:01PM] <Professor> but talon gets it in the nuts
[04:01PM] <@Windlord> one topic for character description, another topic for story
[04:01PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Ah
[04:01PM] <Flavor> Ah, yeah, I added the character to the topic
[04:01PM] <@Windlord> yaaay Psi
[04:01PM] <@Windlord> you're in the game
[04:02PM] <Psi> yep
[04:02PM] <Professor> 30% chance of splash damage at 5 feet
[04:02PM] <Flavor> It's there, just confirming if I'm allowed to start
[04:02PM] <Professor> ok talon's up
[04:02PM] <Professor> roll will vs int
[04:02PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20+4
[04:02PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20+4: 8 [1d20=4]
[04:02PM] <@Windlord> Flavor: probably, I just... walked into the scene
[04:02PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Oh noes!
[04:02PM] <@Talon> 1d20+4
[04:02PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20+4: 23 [1d20=19]
[04:03PM] <Professor> talon is free!
[04:03PM] <@Talon> I would be surprised if I lost that
[04:03PM] <Professor> do we bird again?
[04:03PM] <@Talon> 1d8 what do you think?
[04:03PM] <Bones> Talon, what do you think?: 8 [1d8=8]
[04:03PM] <@Talon> OMG!
[04:03PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> AUGH MY FACE
[04:03PM] <@Talon> Skraw is blessed! :D
[04:03PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson flails at the bird
[04:03PM] <Professor> gonna grab?
[04:03PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> GRABBY HANDS GO
[04:03PM] <Professor> roll reflexes guys
[04:03PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1
[04:04PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20-1: 11 [1d20=12]
[04:04PM] <@Windlord> oh wow David's professor
[04:04PM] <@Talon> 1d20+8 ?
[04:04PM] <Bones> Talon, ?: 9 [1d20=1]
[04:04PM] <Professor> er it's 6
[04:04PM] <@Talon> oh
[04:04PM] <Flavor> Edited in an extra piece of equipment, just a simple bottle
[04:04PM] <Professor> bird got good and grabbed
[04:04PM] <@Talon> 1d20+6
[04:04PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20+6: 18 [1d20=12]
[04:04PM] <Professor> nope sorry
[04:04PM] <Professor> using old roll
[04:05PM] <Professor> bird got good and grabbed
[04:05PM] <Professor> you gonna smack at him
[04:05PM] <Professor> risk hitting the bird?
[04:05PM] <Professor> glun, you got the bird by the claws
[04:05PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson grins maliciously, a glint in his eye
[04:05PM] <Professor> it's flappin it's wings
[04:06PM] <Professor> all in your face
[04:06PM] <Professor> -2 to anything involving vision
[04:06PM] <Professor> talon, what do you do?
[04:06PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I grab it more firmly with my other hand, dropping the tankard (What a feat!)
[04:06PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Or at least, that's what I'm going to do when I can
[04:06PM] <Professor> yeah
[04:07PM] <Professor> it's a check of 5 on a d20 to keep hold of the bird each round
[04:07PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Talon?
[04:08PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Talooooooon!
[04:08PM] <Professor> probably went to take a piss
[04:08PM] * @Talon summons a wolf
[04:08PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> "Agh, keep still ya blighted creature!" (at the bird)
[04:08PM] <Professor> that'll take two rounds, providing you can keep concentrated
[04:09PM] <Professor> glun your turn
[04:09PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Birdgrab!
[04:09PM] <@Talon> I feel a wolf would be better suited at getting Skraw away
[04:09PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I don't suppose I can try to break its little neck in the same turn, eh?
[04:10PM] <Professor> you can
[04:10PM] <Professor> but you have to hold onto it first
[04:10PM] <Professor> roll d20
[04:10PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Then I, drunken angry Glodson, do so.
[04:11PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20 Keep still, ya blighter!
[04:11PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, Keep still, ya blighter!: 11 [1d20=11]
[04:11PM] <Professor> ok you got him good and tight
[04:11PM] <Professor> hold on one sec before you do anything else
[04:12PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson grins maliciously at the panicking critter
[04:13PM] <@Windlord> Flavor: pouch*?
[04:13PM] <Flavor> Uh
[04:13PM] <Flavor> My bad
[04:13PM] <Flavor> Damn it, that was fast, Wind
[04:13PM] <Flavor> I just clicked post and bam
[04:14PM] <Flavor> It's like you have bad grammar sensors
[04:15PM] * ~Glundor_Glodson is frozen in time and space
[04:16PM] <@Windlord> hehe
[04:16PM] <@Windlord> silly Glun, why won't he join in
[04:16PM] <Flavor> I do have a dota stream running in the background but that typo was all me. I dun goofed.
[04:16PM] <@Talon> Stop!
[04:17PM] <@Talon> the bird doesn't have to be involved in this
[04:17PM] <Flavor> And of course that the stream crashes as I say that
[04:17PM] <Knucis> I can be any kind of race?
[04:17PM] <Flavor> What were you thinking?
[04:17PM] <Knucis> I seriously have no idea of what I have to do D:
[04:17PM] <Flavor> Hm
[04:17PM] <Professor> glun, the sparkly boy is talking
[04:18PM] <Flavor> Go to the description topic
[04:18PM] <Flavor> There's a handbook there
[04:18PM] <Knucis> This is too complicateeedd!!!
[04:18PM] <Knucis> I wanted to be some kind of reptilian race D:
[04:19PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I am a drunk and angry dwarf holding a squawking annoyance which has hurt me several times. I continue to try and crush the critter's bones
[04:19PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Knucis: We need more humans! =p
[04:19PM] <Knucis> Buuut humans suck D:!
[04:19PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Yeah, well, so does everything else
[04:19PM] <Knucis> Is there any kind of reptilian humanoids? D:
[04:19PM] <Knucis> That could serve as humans?
[04:20PM] <@Windlord> goblins
[04:20PM] <Flavor> Argonians -shot-
[04:20PM] * @Talon attempts to run and leap over the dwarf
[04:20PM] <Professor> you have a dex check talon vs the dwarf's strength
[04:21PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Vs my strength?! D: Aw maaan
[04:21PM] <Professor> dude
[04:21PM] <Professor> you have a +1
[04:21PM] <@Windlord> is irc rp valid
[04:21PM] <Professor> yes
[04:21PM] <@Talon> 1d20+1
[04:21PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20+1: 3 [1d20=2]
[04:21PM] * Knucis is sooo confuseeeeeeeeeeed
[04:21PM] <@Talon> :/
[04:21PM] <@Windlord> then what happens with what happens here
[04:21PM] <@Windlord> because I can't keep track of this one!
[04:21PM] <Professor> I don't know
[04:21PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Windlord: The RP will actually be mainly in IRC for ease of happenings
[04:21PM] <Professor> haha
[04:21PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> This current battle is a mock battle, though
[04:22PM] <Professor> glun roll strenght
[04:22PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Glundor_Glodson will… possibly not be seen again
[04:22PM] <@Windlord> Glundor_Glodson: then I'll sadly be unable to join
[04:22PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20+1 then?
[04:22PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, then?: 8 [1d20=7]
[04:22PM] <Professor> *strength at a pluss 1
[04:22PM] * @Talon is thankful
[04:22PM] <Professor> ok now roll a d20
[04:22PM] <Professor> glun
[04:22PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20 Huargh!
[04:22PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, Huargh!: 10 [1d20=10]
[04:22PM] <@Talon> can I trip over the dwarf and knock Skraw out his hands? :D
[04:22PM] <Professor> talon barrels into the dwarf instead of leaping over him
[04:23PM] <Professor> all three, the bird the dwarf and the druid go down into the mud
[04:23PM] <Professor> skraw is NOT going to be happy
[04:23PM] <@Windlord> so david's the Dungeon Master
[04:23PM] <Professor> ... if he lives
[04:23PM] <Kooz> oh that poor bird
[04:23PM] <Professor> ROLL initiative
[04:23PM] <Professor> I will play the bird for the moment
[04:23PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20-1
[04:23PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20-1: 0 [1d20=1]
[04:23PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> lolfail
[04:23PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> *hic*
[04:23PM] <skraw> 1d20-2
[04:23PM] <Bones> skraw, 1d20-2: 8 [1d20=10]
[04:24PM] <@Talon> I have +1 right?
[04:24PM] <skraw> yes
[04:24PM] <@Talon> 1d20+1
[04:24PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20+1: 6 [1d20=5]
[04:24PM] <Psi> ISn't mesmer DungeonMaster? :o
[04:24PM] <&DungeonMesmer> yes
[04:24PM] <@Talon> yeah
[04:24PM] <skraw> yes mesmer is
[04:24PM] <&DungeonMesmer> I'm trying to keep all the knots from tying in the forums :P
[04:24PM] <@Talon> but he wasn't here so David took over for this battle
[04:24PM] <skraw> ok so skraw gets first action
[04:25PM] <skraw> attempts to disentangle at a -6 penalty, negating the dex mod
[04:25PM] <skraw> roll needs to be above 10
[04:25PM] <skraw> 1d20 GTFO
[04:25PM] <Bones> skraw, GTFO: 16 [1d20=16]
[04:25PM] <skraw> bird gets away
[04:25PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Even with that -6 penalty, eh? Man.
[04:25PM] <professor> it lands on a branch and will NOT be going back in
[04:25PM] <@Talon> well he has +6 normally
[04:26PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Heh. right.
[04:26PM] <professor> ok so talon's turn
[04:26PM] <professor> you're both in the mud
[04:26PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Delicious mud
[04:26PM] <Kooz> man, this fight lasted a LONG TIME
[04:26PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Yes
[04:26PM] * @Talon get's up
[04:27PM] <professor> keep in mind talon that your bait-and-tackle just got fired
[04:27PM] <professor> *fried
[04:27PM] * @Talon assumes a check is coming
[04:27PM] <@Talon> ?
[04:27PM] <professor> roll a d20 at a -6
[04:27PM] <professor> add your dex mod
[04:27PM] <@Talon> 1d20-6
[04:27PM] <Bones> Talon, 1d20-6: -4 [1d20=2]
[04:27PM] <professor> oof nope
[04:27PM] <@Talon> WHA-?!
[04:28PM] <professor> you bury your head while slipping
[04:28PM] <professor> Glun, go@
[04:28PM] <professor> !
[04:28PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Ouch, man xD
[04:28PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Alright, uh
[04:28PM] <professor> get up man!
[04:29PM] <professor> Kooz, one of the reason this fight lasted awhile is that it's pvp
[04:29PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Can I throw lightning at him without getting up?
[04:29PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I feel the moment calls for this
[04:29PM] <professor> yep
[04:29PM] <Kooz> still
[04:29PM] <professor> roll em
[04:29PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Have at you!
[04:29PM] <professor> 2d6
[04:29PM] <Bones> professor, 2d6: 8 [2d6=4,4]
[04:29PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 1d20
[04:29PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
[04:30PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> 2d6 Zappy death!
[04:30PM] <Bones> Glundor_Glodson, Zappy death!: 8 [2d6=4,4]
[04:30PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> ..lol
[04:30PM] <professor> well
[04:30PM] <professor> count your respective damages
[04:30PM] <professor> glun might have just knocked himself out
[04:31PM] <@Talon> 2d6 ?
[04:31PM] <Bones> Talon, ?: 6 [2d6=5,1]
[04:31PM] <professor> 24 is the threshold
[04:31PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> …I haven't kept track of my damage x3
[04:31PM] <&DungeonMesmer> right
[04:31PM] <&DungeonMesmer> posted
[04:31PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I should've done that, eh?
[04:31PM] <professor> lol
[04:31PM] <@Talon> does the DM not? :P
[04:31PM] * professor wonders if the centaur is observing the fight
[04:31PM] <professor> er
[04:32PM] <professor> nope
[04:32PM] <professor> characters are supposed to keep track of their own
[04:32PM] <&DungeonMesmer> right
[04:32PM] <professor> dm is responsible for NPC's
[04:32PM] <&DungeonMesmer> that is true
[04:32PM] <&DungeonMesmer> but I wasn't here when this fight started :P
[04:32PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Heheh
[04:33PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Did the zappy zappy hit both of us, then? I didn't even roll for splash! But considering we're both in the mud..
[04:33PM] <professor> and near to on top of each other
[04:33PM] <professor> yeah
[04:34PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Right
[04:34PM] <professor> dwarven mages aren't known for intelligence, I guess XD
[04:34PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> A less drunk dwarf might've chosen a different element to attack with, or possibly just gotten up and punched
[04:35PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Maybe I'm not so much a drunk dwarf as I am a smashed, or even Irish dwarf
[04:35PM] <professor> hahahahahaha
[04:35PM] <professor> Glun you're KO'd
[04:35PM] <professor> talon wins
[04:35PM] <professor> but not by his own doing
[04:35PM] * @Talon dances
[04:35PM] <&DungeonMesmer> 8 people on the forums online
[04:35PM] <&DungeonMesmer> hahaha
[04:35PM] * @Talon collapses
[04:35PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> lol
[04:35PM] <professor> he comes away with a mouth of mud, a hurt bird
[04:36PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> There ye have it
[04:36PM] <professor> and a fried scrotum
[04:36PM] <professor> no XP
[04:36PM] <professor> xp
[04:36PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Glundor Glodson can indeed not hold his ale as well as a dwarf should
[04:36PM] <professor> of course
[04:36PM] <professor> look at his constitution
[04:36PM] <professor> that's WITH a racial mod
[04:36PM] <professor> :D
[04:37PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Hehehe
[04:37PM] <professor> oh this was fun
[04:37PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> I suspect he was raised by teetotal humans or something
[04:37PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> Yes, it was
[04:37PM] <~Glundor_Glodson> It's also half past midnight here
[04:37PM] <~Glun> Also, Mesmer, Obsidian's done a thing. Not a very interesting thing, but perhaps something will happen, hmm?
[04:38PM] <&DungeonMesmer> Yes I noticed.
[04:38PM] * Kooz takes a break by working on character ideas more
[04:38PM] <&DungeonMesmer> Thinking of something, but 't is late.
[04:38PM] <~Glun> No hurry
[04:38PM] <~Glun> I'm off to bed meself now anyhoo, methinks
[04:39PM] * @Talon could intervene if nothing else ;)
[04:40PM] <~Glun> No no, no metagaming now
[04:40PM] <~Glun> Let things take its course
[04:40PM] <~Glun> We don't all have to find each other within the first five pages
[04:41PM] <~Glun> Heck, we've got enough people to form seperate parties going on opposite directions!
[04:41PM] <~Glun> In any case
[04:41PM] <~Glun> Thanks for this funstuffs
[04:41PM] <~Glun> And goodnight
[04:41PM] <professor> night glun
[04:42PM] <professor> oh
[04:42PM] <professor> and glundor glodson
[04:42PM] <professor> should be the local brewer
[04:42PM] <professor> ferment beverage and all
[04:42PM] <professor> with the ice spell
[04:42PM] <professor> he can pull a brew and chill it
[04:42PM] <~Glun> Hahaha, could be, could be
[04:42PM] <professor> just hand him to mesmer
[04:42PM] <professor> I like the blighter
[04:43PM] <~Glun> A local brewer mage who can't hold his ale.. what a funny man
[04:43PM] <~Glun> Yeah, have 'im, Mes.
[04:43PM] <professor> mesmer?
[04:44PM] <~Glun> G;night people!
[04:44PM] <professor> NIGHT GLUN!
[04:44PM] <~Glun> g'night*
[04:44PM] <professor> :D
[04:44PM] <Kooz> g'night glun!
[04:44PM] <~Glun> x3
[04:44PM] <~Glun> And G'day Prof and Barmaid miss!
[04:44PM] <Kooz> lol
[04:44PM] <&DungeonMesmer> Gnight!
[04:45PM] <&DungeonMesmer> ...
[04:46PM] <professor> hey mesmer
[04:46PM] <professor> should we move this into offical cannon?
[04:47PM] <@Talon> I'm not even at the tavern