[WP] Millions of years after the extinction of humanity, an alien civilization discovers the last piece of evidence of human existence

"Sir, it's patchy, but the Universal Translator is coming through with something. The voice in the recording speaks of it's appreciation for exceptionally large examples of...a certain part of thier anatomy, unable to translate. It states that it is unable to tell falsehoods about it's feelings for this particular anatomical structure, appealing to his fellows to follow his example, and that when a female with a very small abdomen approches carrying, er...a circular object of some sort...unable to translate. The speaker wishes to draw an item of some sort, in response to a female. He wishes to share her presence, and is unable to stop looking at her. Translation becomes very rough and sparse here...the young ones in his domicile attempt to advise him against consorting with this female, but he ingores thier warnings. The speaker becomes agitated at this point, demanding that the female take advantage of him, yet spurns courtship. At this point, the female has become a liquid. Yes, sir, that's what the translator says, a liquid. The speaker goes on to make an impassioned appeal to his fellow men, asking them if thier mates possess the anatomical structure he so desires. He demands that this structure be agitated repeatedly if it is free from defects, and states that an infant posseses this structure."

"Catchy, isn't it?"