Twilight of the Abyss, Session 16

[<DM> *Last time on ZURPG!

You got into a standoff with Xanas in the Council Room, you managed to get things cleared up and Xanas went to go get the rest of the Twili, but then Dark Link showed up, and your half of Ordona went to stop him, only to get ganked by 4 Dark Links. Turns out, he's got the Four Sword, and you guys kindly ran the heck away, retreating up the elevator and into the Twilight Palace Mirror Room. You restricted the elevator access, but eventually one by one, each of the Dark Links got in. Though, if there's one thing in your favor..... they all have different personalities, and they don't work well together. After some rounds of fighting them and not really getting anywhere, a portal opened up, and Midna flung them two of them across the room.
<DM> -=SESSION START=-
<Corsava> spots Midna Oshit.
<DM> *Hal, you've still got one action left, and Corsava, you've got 2 actions.
<DM> Dark Link> 500h, 44m | Shadow Refraction
Dark Red> 419h, 45m | -7 Courage | -3 Armor | Bleed x6 | Blind | Stat Focus Power
Dark Blue> 497h, 45m | Thorns | Stat Focus Courage
Dark Purple> 500h, 44m | Shadow Refraction
<Darte> spins around on the floor idly.
<Kirran> what are we even doing with this fight anyways?
<Kirran> because we have no hope of actually winning.
<Orithan> $zstatus 21h 0m 1rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<DM> *Midna takes a look around, noticing Hal's got of the Twilight Mirror fragments, and Dark Blue has the Twilight Mirror Blade.
<DM> [Midna]: What we're doing, Kirran, is taking what's rightfully ours back!
<Darte> $zstatus 20h2m
<Corsava> does her best to avoid Midna's notice
<Kirran> (I'm still annoyed, by the way, that all my hard work turning these guys against each other has been overruled.)
<DM> *Midna glares at you momentarily, Corsava. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE. But she shifts her gaze back to the four Dark Links in a defensive stance.(edited)
<Corsava> $zstatus 18h 9m | Disillusion
<Kirran> (Also, didn't two of the Dark Links get Palpatine'd?)
<Corsava> charges up Inverse Kaiten
<DM> *Red and Blue are recovering next to the elevator.
<DM> [Dark Red]: Ow! That girlie's got a mean throw!
<DM> [Dark Blue]: Not as mean a throw as the Great Destruction, heh-hey!
<DM> *The two high-five as they stand back up.
<Kirran> (Round 5)
<Corsava> shoots her a smile when she glares at me
<DM> prods Hal for an action.
<Kirran> (We've stalled for a rather impressive amount of time, given the opposition.)
<Orithan> consumes a Green Potion
<DM> *And with that, time flows again. THE WHEELS OF FATE ARE TURNING.
<DM> -=ROUND 6=-
<DM> *Dark Link points at Hal.
<Orithan> $zstatus 21h 10m 1rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<DM> [Dark Link]: Everyone. Focus that furry down. We're getting the Twilight Mirror back.
<DM> *Dark Purple switches over to using Corsava's Golden Bow.
<DM> [Dark Purple]: With pleasure!
<DM> *Dark Blue and Red have recovered.
<Kirran> How did you guys even get back up here that fast?
<Darte> is still covering fuzzball.
<Kirran> I call hax
<Corsava> Yeah, do what your master says, you dumb pet!(edited)
<DM> backs up juuuuuust slightly.
<Kirran> (Oh no, I get quite enough Corsava outside of my head, thanks.)
<DM> *Correction, Dark Red/Blue were chucked into the elevator shaft. They are indisposed for this round.
<DM> [Dark Red]: I'M STILL HERE.
<DM> *Weird, you think you heard something, but it sounded like an inferiority complex that no one cares about.
<Corsava> Are you though? Nobody notices with all these realler links than you here.
<Kirran> pushes the other door into the elevator shaft
<DM> [Dark Purple]: WHY YOU-
<Corsava> downs a magic potion
<Orithan> (What can Lanayru do now?)
<DM> [Dark Link]: Focus. Stop the one at the elevator for now. I'm using this time to get the rest of our reinforcements.
<DM> *Dark Purple instead aims at Kirran. He also copies your Magic Quiver.
<Corsava> That's right. Be a good boy and maybe he'll let you pretend to be the real Link tonight.
<Darte> blanches.  "You wouldn't."
<DM> *Corsava, roll your Wisdom (no attack/defense bonus) vs. Dark Purple.
<Corsava> $22d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 7, 2, 5, 1, 7, 5, 5, 2, 6, 6, 4, 5, 10, 3, 10, 4, 9, 9, 4, 8, 9, 4
Successes> 16
<DM> $30d10 Dark Purple
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 7, 10, 6, 5, 7, 6, 3, 8, 9, 10, 10, 1, 10, 2, 9, 1, 3, 2, 5, 1, 10, 7, 2, 10, 5, 3, 9, 6, 3, 7
Successes> 26
<DM> *Your taunt fails.
<DM> (Lanayru is regathering her energy for now)
<Orithan> (So no barrier yet)
<DM> *Kirran, you notice, as you're about to push the door in, someone aiming a duo of weapons at you.
<DM> *One appears to be a Black Arrow spawned from a Magic Quiver..... and the other seems to be Darte's Spiritual Scimitar.
<DM> *Do you turn to defend or try to push the door down?
<Kirran> (Can I defend with the door?)
<DM> (Depends if you can pick it up)
<Kirran> (If anyone has the raw strength in this team it's me.)
<DM> *Dark Purple fires the Black Arrow first!
<DM> *Do you try and pick it up?
<Orithan> fires a Nullify at Dark Purple!
<Kirran> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 2
Total> 2
<Kirran> Might as well.
<DM> (Roll it, Hal!)
<Orithan> Roll your Wisdom +7 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
        Damage> Halved
        EFFECT> If it hits, target gets Numbed:
            Target’s Combat Actions have their Dice & Damage Modifiers removed.
            DURATION> Two rounds.
<Orithan> $38d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 8, 2, 5, 10, 1, 2, 4, 5, 9, 1, 7, 5, 1, 1, 9, 1, 9, 9, 5, 9, 10, 9, 5, 3, 6, 3, 3, 2, 6, 1, 9, 5, 10, 4, 1, 2, 4, 1
Successes> 23
<DM> *Dark Link casts double Shadow Speed on Dark Purple, thus also enhancing himself thanks to Shadow Refraction.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Focus Wisdom.
<DM> *Dark Purple nods and Adapts to Wisdom.
<DM> $45d10 Purple
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 6, 7, 3, 5, 9, 5, 7, 2, 6, 3, 1, 1, 8, 4, 4, 10, 6, 3, 10, 1, 10, 6, 8, 7, 4, 2, 7, 10, 2, 1, 4, 7, 10, 9, 9, 1, 10, 7, 1, 2, 2, 2, 8, 1, 1
Successes> 30
<Corsava> Awww, such a good boy.
<Corsava> I'll bet you're the real link's favorite pretender, aren't you?
<Darte> squints.  "Funny.  You'd think he'd be smart enough to do it on his own.  Are all your puppets this... stupid?"
<DM> [Purple]: You betcha!
<DM> *You notice Dark Link's left eye noticeably twitch.
<DM> $75d10 Black Arrow vs. Kirran
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 2, 9, 5, 7, 4, 5, 1, 4, 10, 5, 9, 7, 7, 2, 8, 2, 6, 10, 3, 6, 2, 7, 9, 4, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 3, 4, 8, 4, 4, 4, 9, 5, 8, 7, 9, 10, 3, 10, 10, 3, 5, 9, 2, 7, 9, 5, 8, 10, 4, 9, 4, 7, 6, 6, 4, 1, 4, 1, 7, 4, 3, 1, 9, 8, 6, 2, 4, 4, 3
Successes> 46
<Orithan> (Um, stat focus?)
<Orithan> (That should be 60 at most?)
<DM> (It's on wisdom. Black arrow is +10, courage is +10, golden bow is +25)
<Kirran> (What do I need to roll to lift the door?)
<Orithan> (But hey someone can focus him now)
<DM> (30 successes, though I just realized, the golden gauntlets don't have a lifting bonus, which they should...
<DM> (add +10 dice on it)
<Kirran> $50d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 6, 3, 7, 7, 1, 4, 6, 2, 1, 9, 4, 7, 5, 7, 4, 1, 7, 6, 5, 6, 6, 8, 9, 8, 5, 7, 3, 6, 10, 8, 8, 8, 2, 7, 9, 3, 5, 4, 4, 6, 7, 2, 1, 10, 8, 9, 5, 7, 3, 1
Successes> 35
<Orithan> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 21h 10m 1rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<Orithan> $5d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 9, 4, 2, 6, 2
Successes> 2
<DM> *You power-lift the door and manage to block! Though, it ends up being at an angle, so the black arrow deflects annnnnd........
<Orithan> (No dice)
<DM> $1d5
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 1
Total> 1
<DM> *It deflects into Dark Link!
<DM> [Dark Link]: ...............
<Orithan> $zstatus 21h 5m 1rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<DM> *He copies Kirran's Golden Shield and Adapts to stat focus Courage.
<Darte> "Well, that confirms the dumb as a bag of octoroks theory."
<Kirran> (This is just confirming my theory that Disco Navi always favors the funniest possible outcome)
<DM> $70d10 Dark Link
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 3, 9, 8, 6, 3, 10, 4, 5, 7, 2, 4, 7, 9, 9, 9, 7, 10, 10, 10, 5, 2, 5, 3, 8, 7, 7, 7, 1, 2, 4, 2, 8, 4, 6, 5, 8, 1, 7, 2, 5, 8, 4, 10, 4, 7, 2, 8, 5, 1, 9, 6, 3, 8, 6, 8, 1, 9, 3, 6, 9, 3, 7, 3, 6, 2, 1, 4, 8, 10, 9
Successes> 50
<DM> $75d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 2, 9, 4, 7, 6, 7, 6, 5, 2, 10, 7, 8, 9, 9, 1, 10, 9, 3, 8, 10, 6, 1, 4, 6, 10, 4, 8, 6, 6, 4, 3, 6, 2, 4, 9, 10, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 7, 9, 10, 10, 10, 5, 8, 7, 5, 7, 10, 1, 6, 5, 6, 10, 9, 7, 9, 3, 3, 10, 9, 4, 3, 2, 5, 6, 2, 7, 5, 8, 4, 1
Successes> 63
<Kirran> (Noice)
<Darte> (What a roll)
<Corsava> grins
<DM> *Dark Link is about to block the attack, when somehow, it passes through his Golden Shield at the last moment, and as a result of Shadow Refraction, sets both Dark Link and Dark Purple alight with black fire.
<Darte> "And now they're at least twice as edgy.
<DM> *He is now twice as twitchy.
<DM> [Dark Purple]: Hang on mate, I still got another arrow to let loose!
<DM> [Dark Link]: ........ I hate this sword.
<Corsava> "Maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe you could be the real link after all."
<DM> *His grip on the Four Sword noticeably tightens.
<DM> *Purple changes target to Hal with the other arrow, err Spiritual Scimitar, and lets loose!
<Darte> "Hey, Purple, for a second, I think he liked that arrow hitting him.  Like it touched him inside, somewhere special."
<DM> *Midna stifles a giggle.
<DM> [Dark Link]: PURPLE, KILL THAT FURRY ALREADY, STOP STALLING!
<Darte> is standing in his path.
<DM> *Dark Purple is trying not to smirk.
<Corsava> inverse Kaitens purple
<DM> *Dark Purple launches the scimitar at Darte..... at the exact time Corsava runs the Inverse Kaiten!
<DM> $65d10 Purple
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 7, 8, 1, 3, 3, 1, 4, 2, 9, 7, 9, 7, 6, 8, 8, 8, 7, 2, 7, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 6, 10, 8, 6, 9, 3, 4, 2, 9, 3, 6, 2, 2, 10, 6, 9, 8, 3, 10, 7, 6, 10, 7, 5, 5, 7, 8, 5, 9, 1, 2, 9, 10, 8, 7, 7, 1, 4, 8, 6, 3
Successes> 46
<DM> *Alrighty, Corsava, ROLL IT!
<Corsava> $38d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 4, 2, 6, 10, 9, 3, 8, 7, 1, 4, 10, 5, 5, 1, 5, 4, 3, 10, 7, 2, 10, 4, 7, 10, 9, 3, 4, 3, 6, 6, 10, 8, 10, 4, 5, 10, 2, 6
Successes> 31
<Kirran> (wait, is he attacking Hal or Darte?)
<Orithan> (Darte is covering me)
<Corsava> $38d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 9, 3, 2, 2, 2, 6, 4, 2, 9, 10, 9, 1, 5, 8, 4, 6, 3, 1, 4, 4, 9, 6, 8, 2, 1, 10, 1, 3, 1, 1, 5, 4, 1, 1, 9, 1, 5, 4
Successes> 17
<Corsava> $38d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 2, 2, 8, 4, 4, 10, 2, 4, 7, 8, 10, 5, 8, 2, 1, 2, 7, 8, 10, 4, 7, 7, 2, 9, 4, 8, 9, 8, 1, 10, 1, 7, 6, 4, 2, 7, 6, 9
Successes> 26
<DM> $40d10 Dark Purple
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 7, 2, 8, 5, 9, 5, 1, 6, 7, 1, 7, 7, 7, 2, 3, 1, 5, 5, 9, 8, 3, 6, 1, 2, 3, 10, 4, 10, 9, 1, 4, 8, 5, 10, 7, 2, 8, 6, 5, 2
Successes> 28
<Darte> rerolls the 17
<Corsava> $38d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 6, 1, 2, 6, 5, 4, 3, 10, 6, 7, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 2, 1, 1, 9, 3, 10, 5, 7, 3, 4, 8, 10, 2, 8, 5, 5, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 6, 3
Successes> 27
<Darte> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 20h2m
<Darte> $zstatus 20h2m | -1RP
<Orithan> rerolls Dark Purple
<DM> $40d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 1, 1, 7, 2, 7, 5, 1, 5, 3, 5, 6, 1, 10, 5, 10, 4, 10, 8, 5, 6, 4, 8, 8, 10, 4, 2, 4, 4, 7, 2, 6, 6, 5, 7, 1, 5, 6, 4, 8, 4
Successes> 28
<Corsava> rerolls dark Purple
<DM> $40d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 9, 5, 1, 10, 3, 3, 7, 3, 7, 2, 5, 4, 1, 6, 10, 5, 6, 4, 5, 2, 3, 2, 1, 3, 1, 3, 5, 7, 7, 8, 1, 4, 2, 8, 2, 10, 4, 9, 4, 1
Successes> 21
<DM> *Dark Purple uses his reroll now.
<DM> $40d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 2, 8, 2, 6, 4, 1, 3, 7, 5, 3, 3, 4, 10, 6, 7, 2, 9, 1, 10, 7, 8, 3, 8, 4, 6, 8, 4, 1, 3, 6, 2, 9, 6, 4, 1, 7, 5, 3, 6, 4
Successes> 22
<DM> will add a special for all three landing.
<DM> *Okay, because he launched a projectile the exact time you landed all three...
<Kirran> dunks the other door down the elevator shaft while no one is paying attention to him
<DM> *Kaiten is used traditionally to deflect stuff. Sooooo.............
<Corsava> $56d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 2, 5, 2, 6, 2, 2, 7, 2, 7, 8, 5, 10, 3, 7, 9, 9, 2, 6, 5, 8, 4, 10, 1, 10, 5, 3, 4, 7, 6, 4, 7, 9, 2, 8, 7, 8, 7, 8, 2, 7, 2, 3, 5, 5, 5, 2, 6, 3, 6, 2, 9, 7, 9, 2, 6, 6
Successes> 39
<DM> $12d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 3, 3, 2, 1, 6, 2, 3, 1, 9, 3, 6, 5
Successes> 4
<DM> now need him to defend against spiritual scimitar backlash, so....
<DM> $40d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 10, 2, 6, 6, 6, 8, 9, 6, 5, 5, 3, 4, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 9, 8, 3, 9, 6, 9, 1, 4, 7, 4, 5, 3, 8, 5, 7, 10, 6, 9, 8, 9, 6, 3, 2
Successes> 29
<Corsava> "Midna, we are now even. If you'd like to make us uneven again, I'm more than interested."
<Darte> "... Shameless."
<DM> 15 * 2 = 30 - 8 = 22 || 39 - 4 = 35 + 20 - 8 = 47 || 46 - 29 = 17 * 2 = 34 - 8 = 26
<Darte> $calc 22+47+26
<BOTDisco-Navi> 22+47+26 => 95
<Darte> (Very basic one)
<DM> *Alright, Corsava, after an epic charge-up and timing the heck out of it...
<Orithan> (Dark Link should be losing Magic after that Spiritual Scimitar attack)
<Orithan> (Oh wait he gains 5 magic)
<Corsava> $zstatus 18h9m | Disillusion | +18 Power | Get shat on, Purple!
<Orithan> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 21h 5m 1rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<Orithan> $zstatus 21h 5m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<DM> *You dash up, and whirl around Dark Purple multiple times, striking with each slash in a sword dance. He tries to fire his Spiritual Scimitar off a copy of the Golden Bow, but it ends up getting deflected back at him for your mass of sword strikes. Making use of the Black Fire, you siphon a crapton of Power, then flip upwards and do a focused Siege Blast, blasting the heck out of him before gracefully twirling through the air and landing next to Midna. She stares in awe, then seems to fluster as she turns her head.
<Kirran> is in Super Hot mode with the door.
<Orithan> (Open Tendons)
<DM> *Annnnnd Open Tendons technically triggered..... twice there.
<DM> Dark Purple> 305h, 34m | +10 Courage | -18 Power | Open Tendons(edited)
<DM> *Dark Purple turns towards Dark Link, slightly twitching.
<DM> [Dark Purple]: Hey, these guys got some moves!
<DM> [Dark Purple]: I uhh..... appear to be bleeding.
<Corsava> raises my broken bow in the air and grins That's the power of the desert sands!
<DM> [Dark Link]: ............
<Darte> considers poking him into the elevator shaft.
<DM> *The spirit of Destra within you seems to high-five your soul, Corsava.
<Orithan> (Does Darte have his Mantra ready?)
<Kirran> (And suddenly this was Divinity 2)
<DM> *Kirran, you have meanwhile shoved the super heavy door down the elevator shaft, and the elevator is locked shut!
<Darte> (I wasn't tracking the Mantra from last sesh, lemme retrace steps_
<DM> *Dark Purple uses Shadow Refraction on himself to refresh it as his other action.
<Orithan> (Dark Purple can not use Shadow Refraction)
<Orithan> (He's used both actions. Magic Quiver arrow takes support action)
<Darte> (Hit once with King's Command, missed once)
<DM> (oh it does? derp)
<Kirran> (Seriously, this is my exact strategy from Original Sin 2)
<DM> [Dark Link]: Purple, change your focus to support.
<DM> *Dark Purple gives the boss a thumbs up.
<DM> [Dark Purple]: Aye-aye, big boss!
<Orithan> (Purple has used their focus)
<DM> *Dark Link still has the Black Fire on him, fyi.
<Kirran> (I think he was talking battle strat, not stat strat Hal)
<Corsava> flicks her shoulder as though to brush dust off of herself That's right purple, you've been put in your place. Now play second fiddle like a good boy.
<Orithan> (Midna should also have her actions this turn)
<DM> *Darte, you've moved to Sahuagin's Scale Stance with your three swords..... but you notice your charges are still acquiring. 6 is no longer your cap.
<Darte> is feeling stuffy.<DM> *Also, you notice your blue skin starting to change hue slightly.
<DM> [Midna]: Who can still move?
<Darte> waves.
<Orithan> ( Midna too)
<Corsava> You?
<Orithan> I can move
<Corsava> Right?
<Darte> considers.  "Hal, when you gonna be ready? Should I hold here?"
<DM> *Midna waves at Dark Link.
<DM> [Dark Link]: The heck?
<Kirran> waves slightly
<DM> [Midna]: You're not our focus.
<DM> *Darte and Hal, you see dark portals open up below you. You notice the portal opens up below Midna as well.
<Orithan> (What about everyone else)?
<Orithan> (I've used my offensive action)
<DM> [Midna]: We'll be back. Kirran, and Corsava, if you don't mind, you seem to be tackling those two well enough.
<Orithan> casts Shadow Speed on Darte!
<DM> *The three of you drop down into the abyss and disappear!
<DM> [Dark Link]: What the f-
<Darte> blinks at the floor.  "Uhhh, do they have a trick u-- awcrap"
<Orithan> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 21h 5m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<Corsava> "Alright, princess. But if I don't die, you at least owe me some form of date."
<Orithan> $zstatus 21h 0m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<Corsava> breaks apart the broken bow
<Kirran> Are you kidding me? I'm not even a combat focused character.
<DM> *Corsava, you're not positive, but right before she disappears...... is she flipping you off?
<DM> *Whelp, the portals close! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.
<Kirran> facepalms
<Corsava> sighs in delight I do so enjoy the hunt.
<Kirran> I am so going to die
<DM> [Midna]: I'll distract. Darte, do you think you could steal that piece off Blue?
<Corsava> Here's the plan, Kirran. Be spectacular.
<DM> [Midna]: Go ahead and buff yourself.
<DM> (Effectively, she means the plan happens next round)
<Kirran> Corsava, I need to tell you something before I die.
<Kirran> Something of dire and supreme importance.
<Kirran> Something I've never told anyone.
<Darte> "I can give it a go.  Got any more magic?"
<Corsava> Alright?
<DM> *Midna siphons some magic to you with her other action. You're capped.
<Kirran> I hate you so much.
<DM> high-fives Kirran.
<Corsava> blows him a kiss Hate you too, sweetheart.
<Kirran> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 1
Total> 1
<DM> *Kirran DODGES your kiss-off!
<DM> *Not even a whiff!
<Darte> 's eyes sparkle.  "Yeeeessss.  I can definitely give this a whirl."
<Kirran> dies
<DM> (Kirran, did you use both actions or just one?)
<DM> (brb 2 minutes)
<Darte> casts Block on himself and lowers into stance, giving Midna and Hal only a slight nod.
<Darte> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 20h8m | -1RP | 7 Charges | Block
<Kirran> (I think I only used one, but I don't really have anything I want to do for the other.)
<Kirran> (I think they're made of shadows though. Best case scenario, they vanish. Worst, he controls them and we stab each other with them)
<Kirran> (Darte, since when is Seph Batman?)
<Kirran> (Cristian Bale to play Seph in the Remake confirmed)
<Darte> (It'll just be Jared Leto)
<Kirran> (Jared Leto in a Christian Bale mask?)
<Darte> (DC Dark Universe)
<Kirran> (And we'll still have only killed his copy, not the original)
<Kirran> (I'm pretty sure I killed two just now by dropping a huge ass metal door on them)
<DM> (Gimme another 5 minutes. Kirran, if you have a support action you wanna do, go ahead and do it.)
<Kirran> (I am La Mulana)
<Kirran> (Weren't we supposed to be waiting for Xanas anyways?)
<Kirran> (yep.)
<Kirran> (It happens.)
<Kirran> casts steel shadows on himself
<Kirran> (Oh shit, we killed Wind)
<Orithan> (DM died)
<Kirran> (Nope, you didn't actually)
<DM> (Harghle blargh)
<Kirran> (Happens to me all the time in the Golf with Psychos channel though)
<DM> (Let's just say that soup, though tasty, could have gone down better...)
<Darte> D:
<Kirran> https://zelda.gamepedia.com/Oracle_of_Seasons_Trading_Sequence#Lava_Soup
Zelda Wiki
Oracle of Seasons Trading Sequence
The Oracle of Seasons Trading Sequence is a side-quest in which Link receives the Noble Sword upon completion. Unlike many of the trading sequences in other games, this Trading Sequence does not require completion for the final reward.
<Kirran> (Wind is actually Biggoron.)
<Orithan> (There are claymores, which use Power to attack)
<DM> (Accurate, given I chucked two hatch peppers in. Woke me up at least.)
<Kirran> (I'll be back in five minutes guys)
<DM> (okay, 5 minutes for sure, sorry about that, kfwohfbjskxnebbgjj)
<Kirran> (Back)
<Kirran> (Did Wind die of peppers?)
<Kirran> (Yo dawg, we put peppers in your peppers...)
<DM> (back)
<DM> -=ROUND 7=-
<Orithan> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 21h 0m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<Corsava> $zstatus
<Orithan> $zstatus 21h 2m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 18h9m | Disillusion | +18 Power | Get shat on, Purple!
<DM> I'mma tackle...... Kirran and Corsava side first!
<DM> wait, scratch that
<Kirran> dies
<DM> *Hal, Darte, and Midna side!
<Darte> /panic at the disco
<DM> [Midna]: You two ready? I'll distract Red, so you can get the blade from Blue.
<Corsava> $zstatus 18h9m | Disillusion | +18 Power | Spirit-Powered | Get shat on, Purple!
<Orithan> Alright.
<Orithan> takes his Warlock Blade in hand.
<DM> *Midna takes her finger and slices open a hole. Out through it, you can see the backsides of Dark Red and Dark Blue. They appear to be in the Council Room, talking about the elevator.
<Darte> nods.
<DM> [Dark Red]: I'm tellin' ya man, the elevator is not something to phase shift through!
<DM> [Dark Blue]: Come oooooon, if Scepter can do it, I can do it too!
<Darte> "... I really did not need to see Color Link butt."<Orithan> shushes Darte
<DM> [Dark Red]: You don't have his- WHO SAID THAT?!
<Kirran> (They should have learned from Darte. That elevator is dynamite.)
<DM> *Midna immediately uses her other action to grab Dark Red with a shadow hand.
<DM> *Before Dark Red has a chance to turn around, he's grabbed ahold...
<DM> $45d10 Midna
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 7, 9, 1, 7, 2, 2, 5, 3, 5, 8, 2, 4, 6, 4, 9, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 3, 7, 7, 10, 7, 4, 2, 10, 7, 10, 7, 7, 10, 9, 6, 2, 8, 1, 6, 2, 8, 5, 1, 1
Successes> 29
<DM> $45d10 Red
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 4, 4, 7, 2, 3, 7, 6, 9, 3, 4, 1, 6, 1, 1, 5, 5, 7, 8, 4, 1, 8, 3, 2, 2, 8, 1, 2, 4, 10, 8, 3, 6, 4, 1, 10, 4, 7, 9, 4, 7, 7, 4, 10, 2, 1
Successes> 23
<DM> *Red rerolls himself.
<DM> $45d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 9, 3, 2, 1, 2, 5, 5, 7, 3, 4, 3, 2, 5, 5, 8, 1, 10, 2, 5, 8, 5, 6, 5, 5, 4, 1, 7, 4, 2, 1, 5, 5, 4, 2, 2, 8, 4, 6, 9, 8, 3, 2, 9, 8, 7
Successes> 25
<DM> *It works!
<DM> [Dark Blue]: What the?!
<Orithan> rushes at Dark Blue with his Warlock Blade hand, using Fury Slashers!
<DM> [Dark Blue]: Come on Red, stop fondling yourself!
<DM> [Dark Red]: IT'S NOT ME, AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING!
<Orithan> sneaks up first
<Orithan> $31d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 8, 6, 1, 10, 4, 2, 8, 5, 10, 8, 2, 6, 9, 2, 5, 5, 1, 8, 3, 5, 6, 8, 1, 1, 6, 5, 3, 1, 3, 5, 10
Successes> 22
<DM> $30d10 Blue
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 3, 7, 4, 4, 6, 5, 8, 1, 3, 10, 2, 7, 4, 5, 5, 1, 2, 8, 6, 4, 7, 4, 1, 4, 9, 10, 8, 7, 5, 1
Successes> 18
<DM> *Your sneak-up works!
<Orithan> gets +4 dice
<Orithan> follows up a Fury Slice on Dark Blue!
<Orithan> Roll your Power +25 dice vs. targets' Courage dice * 3 (target rolls once to defend)
        Damage> 10
        EFFECT> For each hit, steal 3 of any stat.
<Darte> blinks to the side opposite and attempts to pluck the blade from him while being sliced _fur_iously.(edited)
<Orithan> $45d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 9, 1, 10, 1, 6, 3, 3, 2, 3, 2, 7, 7, 6, 10, 4, 1, 4, 2, 3, 5, 1, 10, 1, 3, 5, 1, 9, 8, 8, 1, 2, 2, 7, 10, 9, 7, 7, 4, 3, 4, 7, 4, 2, 8, 8
Successes> 25
<DM> high-fives Darte for the furry pun.
<Orithan> $45d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 1, 2, 1, 6, 6, 5, 5, 3, 9, 2, 4, 8, 2, 8, 10, 9, 6, 8, 1, 3, 10, 10, 5, 2, 5, 9, 2, 10, 10, 4, 1, 2, 8, 2, 5, 2, 5, 3, 9, 5, 6, 3, 6, 8, 2
Successes> 31
<Orithan> $45d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 6, 7, 8, 3, 3, 6, 6, 6, 10, 2, 5, 5, 7, 7, 4, 10, 5, 5, 5, 7, 7, 5, 10, 6, 10, 9, 1, 5, 6, 5, 3, 6, 3, 1, 10, 3, 1, 10, 10, 9, 10, 2, 8, 3, 8
Successes> 41
<Darte> (dagnabbit discord let me make my mildly emphasized pun)
<DM> (he's already stat focused on courage, sooooo no need to adapt)
<DM> *Dark Blue apparently also has Thorns, FYI. Though, I don't think it's gonna do any damage to you...
<DM> $45d10 Blue
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 1, 5, 8, 5, 9, 2, 6, 9, 7, 5, 7, 1, 5, 3, 6, 6, 2, 5, 10, 2, 10, 4, 7, 6, 5, 6, 2, 9, 10, 7, 5, 8, 1, 6, 1, 6, 1, 1, 5, 4, 10, 6, 8, 8, 4
Successes> 35
<DM> *You go in for the triple fury slice, but only one of them manages to land. Thorns procs, dealing 10 damage back to you.
<Orithan> takes no damage.
<DM> [Dark Blue]: What? That's all you've got?
<Orithan> also siphons 3 Courage
<Orithan> (He should be completely distracted now)
<DM> *Darte, try a stealth strike, gain +10 dice on it!
<Darte> $46d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 2, 4, 2, 4, 2, 3, 4, 1, 10, 3, 2, 2, 7, 2, 1, 3, 8, 6, 6, 5, 3, 10, 1, 4, 4, 6, 5, 3, 2, 8, 10, 9, 5, 6, 6, 6, 1, 9, 9, 1, 4, 2, 6, 10, 5, 3
Successes> 25
<DM> $30d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 10, 8, 7, 6, 7, 5, 4, 2, 2, 9, 9, 4, 4, 10, 8, 5, 6, 3, 4, 3, 8, 9, 7, 1, 10, 2, 1, 6, 4, 10
Successes> 22<Orithan> (So total +18 dice)
<Orithan> (Anyone got rerolls?)
<DM> *Midna chucks one. Turns out she's got ya covered, Darte!
<Darte> (+12; 10 + 2 dice?)
<Darte> $46d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 9, 3, 7, 3, 4, 2, 6, 2, 4, 5, 2, 5, 7, 6, 7, 7, 5, 4, 5, 4, 8, 6, 6, 2, 8, 3, 8, 3, 5, 1, 7, 9, 2, 6, 8, 7, 10, 3, 10, 9, 1, 9, 1, 1, 10, 5
Successes> 31
<Orithan> (Also stance bonus)
<Darte> $5d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 4, 3, 9, 2, 9
Successes> 2
<Darte> :face_palm:
<DM> 33 - 22 = 11
<DM> *Darte, you gain +11 dice on your follow-up action!
<DM> [Dark Red]: Yo, Blue, behind you, dangit!
<Darte> $zstatus 20h2m | -1RP | 7 Charges (+5AD) | Block
<DM> [Dark Red]: GRRRRRFFMM
<Orithan> (Dark Blue should be -3 Courage)
<DM> *Dark Red struggles to break free of the shadow hand that's forcing him in.
<DM> *Darte, you see the Twilight Mirror Blade dangling off Blue's side.
<Orithan> (He should have rolled with 27 for that)
<Darte> (Is anything holding it in place?)
<DM> (stealth strike is vs. wisdom)
<DM> (nope)
<Orithan> (Oh)
<Darte> attempts to filch yon blade by hand.
<DM> *Roll da steal!
<Orithan> (Steal... Darte would be rolling 30, 52 and 42)
<Darte> $30 Power
<Darte> :face_palm:
<DM> *Dark Blue uses Adapt to Stat Focus to Wisdom.
<Darte> $30d10 Power
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 5, 1, 8, 1, 5, 1, 2, 5, 6, 5, 1, 5, 2, 4, 3, 2, 8, 1, 7, 7, 10, 6, 6, 10, 9, 9, 1, 9, 10, 2
Successes> 21
<Darte> $52d10 Courage
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 9, 1, 5, 10, 8, 5, 6, 6, 2, 10, 9, 9, 8, 7, 2, 2, 3, 8, 6, 2, 10, 9, 5, 9, 6, 9, 6, 3, 9, 9, 8, 8, 1, 2, 9, 7, 9, 4, 2, 3, 6, 8, 7, 1, 6, 6, 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 6
Successes> 39
<Darte> $42d10 Wisdom
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 8, 8, 4, 9, 7, 5, 5, 5, 2, 5, 7, 5, 10, 8, 1, 3, 7, 6, 9, 3, 5, 5, 4, 2, 7, 3, 7, 3, 6, 4, 5, 1, 8, 4, 1, 5, 7, 3, 1, 2, 6, 2
Successes> 26
<DM> [Dark Blue]: You're not getting it that easily!
<DM> $45d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 4, 3, 1, 1, 7, 2, 9, 3, 2, 10, 6, 4, 6, 8, 2, 6, 8, 4, 8, 2, 7, 2, 6, 6, 7, 8, 10, 7, 7, 2, 5, 9, 10, 6, 6, 9, 1, 2, 9, 5, 9, 5, 10, 7, 6
Successes> 34
<Orithan> (Any way to reroll?)
<DM> [Midna]: Darn, didn't wanna have to do this...
<DM> *Midna uses her other action to drop a portal beneath Dark Blue, namely around one of his feet to make him lose his footing. Dark BLue is forced to reroll with -10!
<DM> $35d10 Dark Blue
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 10, 6, 6, 7, 5, 7, 3, 3, 9, 9, 10, 10, 8, 9, 4, 1, 8, 2, 4, 7, 10, 10, 5, 10, 7, 9, 4, 6, 2, 9, 9, 2, 7, 1, 8
Successes> 31
<Orithan> (Can anyone reroll that sucker?)
<Darte> volunteers another re-roll.
<DM> $35d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 10, 1, 6, 5, 1, 9, 4, 9, 9, 5, 5, 3, 2, 5, 6, 9, 8, 10, 6, 4, 1, 8, 8, 7, 10, 8, 1, 4, 7, 3, 2, 3, 2, 5, 3
Successes> 24
<DM> *Dark Blue uses his reroll.
<DM> $35d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 3, 1, 7, 8, 9, 8, 4, 7, 8, 8, 3, 3, 4, 1, 6, 8, 2, 8, 9, 3, 8, 4, 1, 7, 10, 4, 4, 10, 2, 2, 5, 4, 7, 7, 3
Successes> 20
<DM> *Navi is on your side, today!
<DM> *Darte, as you are forced to wield three swords at all times.... which sword are you exchanging out for the mirror blade?
<Orithan> (Darte already has three swords)
<Darte> $zstatus 20h2m | -2RP | 7 Charges (+5AD) | Block
<Orithan> (He can put the mirror blade into his inventory after taking it)
<Darte> "ERM SHWRPERN ERT THER ZERER BLERD"
<DM> (hmm, fair enough)
<DM> *Darte, you skillfully manage to use all three of your blades in the Steal attempt, skillfully wrestling the mirror blade from Dark Blue's grasp. You toss the mirror blade into the air and it lands into your inventory!
<DM> [Dark Blue]: Tch!
<DM> *Dark Blue, instead of turning to attack you, instead falls into the portal, thus appearing behind Midna inside of the dark abyss.
<DM> [Midna]: Oh f-
<DM> *Dark Blue equips the Warlock Blade and goes in for a Stab attack!
<Darte> winces.  "Oops."
<DM> Roll your Power +20 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
Damage> None
EFFECT> If it hits, steal Hearts (stat) equal to the difference in successes.
If this results in the target dying, recover to Full Hearts.
IF FAIL> Target can Counterattack you, regardless of CONDITIONS.
<DM> *Midna hesitates, unable to decide whether to use both shadow hands to defend or not.
<DM> *Dark Blue goes with Sneak-up! As this is technically a stealth attack!
<DM> $45d10 Dark Blue
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 10, 1, 7, 5, 6, 7, 10, 4, 9, 4, 6, 4, 4, 10, 3, 1, 7, 7, 5, 7, 10, 8, 7, 9, 10, 10, 5, 3, 9, 5, 1, 4, 10, 10, 6, 7, 4, 3, 9, 10, 4, 7, 1, 7, 9
Successes> 40
<DM> $40d10 Midna
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 3, 2, 1, 10, 2, 10, 9, 7, 4, 5, 2, 1, 10, 1, 4, 2, 6, 6, 1, 1, 8, 9, 1, 5, 2, 4, 7, 4, 4, 8, 9, 7, 10, 4, 10, 10, 3, 5, 4, 8
Successes> 26
<DM> *It succeeds!
<DM> *Midna chucks a reroll at Dark Blue
<DM> $45d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 6, 3, 8, 10, 9, 5, 3, 7, 3, 5, 6, 2, 7, 2, 1, 7, 7, 10, 10, 3, 2, 2, 10, 7, 6, 4, 10, 7, 3, 3, 7, 7, 6, 7, 10, 2, 9, 9, 8, 6, 9, 9, 7, 4, 7
Successes> 37
<DM> *WHELP
<Orithan> (Both)
<DM> [Midna]: Gah!
<DM> *She frees Dark Red, then uses both of her shadow hands to help her defend this attack.
<DM> *Dark Red immediately goes for a pincer attack on Midna!
<Orithan> (Dark Red is out of the portal)
<Orithan> (He shouldn't be in)
<DM> (He isn't, but the portal is still open)
<Orithan> dashes into the portal to cover Midna
<DM> *Hal, which one are you blocking?
<Orithan> (Red)
<Orithan> (Darte still has a support action)
<DM> alright, handling blue first
<DM> $61d10 Dark Blue
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 4, 8, 10, 9, 10, 3, 7, 3, 9, 4, 5, 5, 6, 9, 10, 2, 9, 1, 10, 4, 3, 9, 5, 8, 8, 4, 6, 4, 8, 7, 5, 8, 2, 2, 7, 4, 8, 4, 10, 1, 4, 5, 10, 8, 2, 9, 7, 9, 4, 2, 4, 1, 6, 5, 1, 9, 9, 4, 9, 5, 2
Successes> 43
<DM> *Midna uses both the shadow hands in desperation to help block.
<DM> $35d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 6, 9, 2, 9, 9, 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 10, 10, 9, 2, 7, 3, 9, 10, 10, 8, 1, 1, 10, 4, 4, 4, 7, 5, 3, 5, 8, 1, 7, 4, 3
Successes> 23
<DM> *Dark Blue ends up stabbing Midna, siphoning almost all of her lifeforce into his own.
<Orithan> (Unless Midna only has 20 Hearts she will live)
<DM> *She coughs up blue blood and keels over.
<DM> [Dark Red]: AND NOW TO FINISH YOU OFF!
<DM> *Hal, incoming hammer of doom!
<DM> (annnnnd he's stat focused power already)
<DM> $60d10 Dark Red
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 4, 3, 6, 3, 9, 10, 10, 9, 1, 1, 9, 7, 6, 3, 8, 2, 5, 1, 6, 4, 6, 3, 2, 6, 5, 5, 4, 4, 10, 2, 7, 5, 8, 6, 2, 4, 4, 4, 7, 6, 7, 6, 2, 8, 2, 1, 4, 9, 6, 4, 8, 8, 1, 5, 1, 10, 5, 10, 7, 3
Successes> 39
<Orithan> $26d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 7, 5, 8, 6, 8, 2, 9, 9, 6, 4, 10, 9, 3, 7, 7, 4, 8, 8, 1, 8, 7, 7, 4, 2, 6, 3
Successes> 19
<DM> (+15 damage)
<Orithan> survives!
<Orithan> 39-19+15 = 35 - 19 Armor = 16 damage
<DM> *Hal, you get in the way in time to get slammed so far through the Abyss that you fly out the other side and back to where Corsava and Kirran are. But, thankfully, you managed to block the hit for Midna!
<DM> [Dark Red]: Aww, the furry one got in the way!
<Darte> (Now you're thinking with portals!)(edited)
<Kirran> (Can I jump into the portal?)
<DM> [Dark Blue]: No worries, their poor Twili leader is about dead!
<DM> (hang on, Kirran)
<Orithan> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 21h 2m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +8 Armor
<DM> *Before Blue can do anything else, right as he pulls the blade out, a portal pops up in the Abyss itself, and it pulls Midna out.
<Orithan> $zstatus 5h 2m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +10 Armor
<DM> [Dark Blue]: WHAT THE?!
<DM> [Dark Red]: What, didja siphon her outta existence?
<DM> [Dark Blue]: No, she was just right here, and then she just.... vanished!
<DM> *Darte, you have a support action left. You see the portal opening left by flying Hal. Wanna use that to escape?
<DM> *Dark Blue tries stabbing the spot where she just was, but strikes nothing.
<DM> prods Darte.
<Kirran> (Red vs. Blue vs. Darte)
<Darte> hops into flying Hal portal and drops a splash red potion on the other side.
<DM> (eyoooooo)
<DM> *MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE....
<DM> *Kirran and Corsava, the two of you stand off against Dark Link and Dark Purple.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Good, they're ready.
<Corsava> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANNNA KNOOOOOOOOOW! HAVE YOU EVEEEEEER SEEEEEN THE RAAAAAAAIN!?
<DM> [Dark Link]: Aeternal Darkness!
<Darte> $zstatus 22h2m | -2RP, -1 Splash Red | 9 Charges (+5AD) | Block
<DM> *Dark Link ignores your....... wailing?
<Kirran> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 3
Total> 3
<Corsava> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 2
Total> 2
<Kirran> (I was thinking of the awesome Gamecube game)
<Kirran> (May the rats eat your eyes!)
<Corsava> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 1
Total> 1
<Darte> https://youtu.be/mZhvURjaYPs?t=98
<Orithan> (Can Aeternal Darkness be interrupted)
<DM> *A great amount darkness spawns around Dark Link. Right afterwards, the darkness vanishes, and there in front of both Dark Links, is Death Sword sporting what appears to be a phantom cape and a phantom claymore. Corsava, you could swear you've seen that design before... it's kinda... Gerudoy, but kinda not...
<DM> *And next to Death Sword appears to be Scepter, carrying his.... dark scepter. ........ that's not confusing at all.
<Corsava> "Wow, you're such a pathetic excuse for a link you need backup during an even fight?"
<Corsava> sees scepter and flashes one of my Scithes
<Kirran> (Best Sam and Max song)
<Kirran> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivmWob9cmRs
<DM> [Scepter]: WHY YOU-
<Corsava> Sup?
<Corsava> Ready to join your friend in annihilation? I already tore purple there wide open.
<DM> [Death Sword]: I'll get him.
<Corsava> swaps back to the broken bow blades
<DM> [Dark Purple]: I feel nice and tingly. In fact, I can't feel my feet! It's great!
<Corsava> "I don't have a burn for you, Death Sword. Having to live with that name is sad enough."
<DM> [Death Sword]: I'LL GET HIM.
<DM> *You guys see Dark Link noticeably facepalm.
<Orithan> (Who? Dex?)
<DM> [Dark Link]: Why must they all be so easy to provoke...
<Corsava> "I don't know, probably something to do with your leadership skills, or lack thereof."
<Orithan> (Also what is Dex going to get if he joins next session?)
<Kirran> throws Dex at them
<DM> *A glitchzard Dex has been chucked!
<DM> *Death Sword blocks the way! He raises his phantom blade, then slices at Dex!
<Kirran> (Is Dex like a ten sided coin, only a lizard?)
<DM> *Kirran, roll yo power!
<Orithan> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 5h 2m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | Mirage | +10 Armor
<Kirran> $45d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 1, 6, 3, 10, 4, 6, 1, 8, 9, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 8, 9, 2, 3, 2, 10, 1, 4, 6, 9, 10, 5, 7, 2, 6, 8, 3, 10, 8, 10, 8, 7, 2, 6, 8, 4, 8, 3, 8, 5, 4
Successes> 30
<Orithan> $zstatus 5h 2m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | +3 Courage | Mirage | +10 Armor
<DM> $48d10 Death Sword
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 7, 5, 2, 4, 2, 2, 4, 8, 7, 4, 6, 5, 10, 3, 2, 7, 3, 3, 9, 10, 4, 1, 2, 3, 2, 6, 6, 3, 6, 6, 7, 9, 2, 3, 10, 10, 5, 2, 3, 5, 2, 1, 2, 3, 3, 6, 8, 10
Successes> 28
<Kirran> (Oh wow, that actually worked)
<Kirran> https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/missingno-pokemon.jpg

<DM> *Death Sword slices at Dex, but it's just a tad late. Glitchzard Dex ends up striking the slide of the phantom blade, deflecting off of it and now latching onto Death Sword's face.
<DM> [Death Sword]: GGGGFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRHHHH FRRRRMMMMMMMMFGR I CAN'T SEEEEE
<DM> *He ends up just flailing about, trying to pry the Glitchzard off.
<DM> [Dark Purple]: Aww, I wanna attack, but I can't with bleeding to death!
<Kirran> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6UYAOMzoxw
<DM> [Dark Link]: Buff Scepter. Let him do the attacks.
<DM> [Dark Purple]: Awwww alriiiiiiight.
<Corsava> "Wow, now you're playing second fiddle to Scepter?"
<Corsava> "That's absolutely pathetic. I don't even have words for how sad that is. You know he couldn't even protect his own brother, right?"
<Kirran> (If only Midna had opened a portal under Purple. He'd be dead before he came out the other side from movement damage)
<Corsava> "No wonder they say you're not even fit to be a fake link"
<Orithan> (Midna would be dead because three Dark Links)
<DM> *Dark Purple casts Shadow Refraction on both Death Sword and Scepter.
<Kirran> (Does it also spread the glitches?)
<DM> [Dark Purple]: Theeeere we go, you guys are all set!
<Orithan> (How much HP did Midna have after getting ganked?)
<DM> (5)
<DM> *Glitchzard Dex, now glitching Death Sword who's refracting it back, ends up glitching himself...
<DM> $1d10<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 7
Successes> 1
<DM> *Dex is now appearing across multiple walls and ceilings, but there's still only one Dex.
<DM> *Death Sword tries to claw at him, but now his claw is glitching around the room too.
<Orithan> (The coin flip?)
<DM> [Death Sword]: WHAT IS THIS DEVILRY OF SORCERY AND MADNESS?! AAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
<DM> *Scepter whispers something to Dark Link.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Huh. No need then. Do what you wish.
<Kirran> (Hey, could be worse. He could be a physical manifestation of the old bag of a 100 things. Which, in thinking about it, he kinda already is.)
<Orithan> (Don't tempt DM to roll the All-Chance)
<Kirran> (Could be fun)
<DM> *Scepter places his scepter (confusing much?) in front of him, then strikes the ground with one end of it. A single collective barrier of darkness forms around all four of them. Though, it seems different from the one from last time. You can see through this one pretty easily.
<DM> [Scepter]: And now, the waiting game.
<DM> *All Interlopers have used their actions for this round!
<Kirran> (Dex right now> https://imgur.com/z5l4mxW)
<Kirran> (I mean, I can't really top what I just did.)
<Kirran> (Is there still a portal to where Midna is?)
<DM> (nope)
<Corsava> charges up another Inverse Kaiten and then downs a magic jar
<Kirran> charges a dark epiphany for lack of anything better to do
<DM> *Despite outnumbering you, the Interlopers have taken an oddly passive stance...
<Orithan> (The dark barrier is going to be some sort of mirror)
<Corsava> (Yup)
<Kirran> All I'm saying is, they have Dex and they've gated themselves off from us. We're gonna be just fine.
<DM> *As you folks charge up, a portal of darkness appears to the side. Hal gets flung out, landing in one of the corners of the room. Darte follows up shortly afterwards, right as the portal closes.
<DM> *He lands next to you, Kirran, and.... something is..... different about him.
<DM> *You could've sworn his skin is supposed to be blue, but it's now almost a crimson red....
<Corsava> "Hey there, sharky, fancy seeing you here."
<Kirran> Uh, fish man. I know I joke about you and being barbequed, but you're looking a little more burnt than usual buddy.
<DM> *Hal, as you recover in the corner of the room, you see an orb. It just seems to be.... an orb.
<Orithan> Ugh... Midna...
<Orithan> (An orb of what?)
<Kirran> Were you guys eating peppers on the other side of that portal?
<DM> *Some glossy blue orb. Weird, now that you think about it... you could've sworn these were being sold at that one shop Ghost Hunter runs.
<Darte> blinks.  "I'm blue..."
<Orithan> (Yuup, one of those...)
<Darte> takes a second look.  "Oh."
<DM> *Why something like that is here, in the corner of this room, is..... rather odd.
<DM> *Darte, you look down, and it's as if you're bloodstained.
<Kirran> https://imgur.com/tLglFe2

<Orithan> That orb... that's a Poe
<Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc
<Orithan> It's probably going to be a Poe
<Darte> "I just... stole the... thing."
<Corsava> "Sweet, maybe don't say so out loud?"<DM> *Darte, you and Hal combined have all three pieces!
<Darte> "With our powers comb-- no that's stupid"
<DM> [Dark Link]: ..... you have them all, is that it?
<DM> *He smirks at you.
<Kirran> facepalms
<Kirran> Goddamit Darte.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Go ahead. Combine them. Do it for us.
<Corsava> "Every last one. And not just the men. But the women. And the children too."
<DM> *Before the round ends, a series of portals appear in the other corner of the room. Out from them appears Xanas along with 20 capable Twili, all armed with Gravity Slingshots and the few Sol Orbs they have.
<DM> [Xanas]: We've returned!
<Darte> (+6 Hearts to all from that red splash potion)
<Kirran> Hold your fire! They've got shields up.
<DM> -=ROUND 8=-
<DM> [Dark Link]: Oh, if only that barrier was an actual mirror. No matter, they've finally arrived, heheheheh....
<DM> $40d10 Death Sword
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 5, 4, 7, 8, 4, 3, 9, 2, 5, 3, 2, 4, 1, 10, 5, 5, 1, 9, 5, 6, 8, 3, 1, 6, 7, 7, 3, 5, 2, 8, 1, 3, 4, 3, 7, 8, 6, 8, 10, 6
Successes> 25
<Orithan> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 5h 2m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | +3 Courage | Mirage | +10 Armor
<Orithan> $zstatus 11h 4m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | +3 Courage | Mirage | +10 Armor
<DM> *Death Sword finally flings the Glitchzard Dex off. He ends up down the elevator shaft, glitching out down there and cursing the elevator.
<Darte> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 22h2m | -2RP, -1 Splash Red | 9 Charges (+5AD) | Block
<Orithan> downs a Blue Potion
<DM> *Two of the Twili appear to be carrying a container of that goop stuff that Zuph had in his shop.
<DM> *They carry it over to you all.
<Orithan> $zstatus 21h 12m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | +3 Courage | Mirage | +10 Armor
<DM> [Twili1]: Here, put those Mirror pieces in here!
<DM> [Twili2]: They'll combine nice and good in there!
<Kirran> Uh, maybe we should do that when we're not in the presence of pure evil, yeah?
<Orithan> Wait. We shouldn't combine them right yet
<DM> [Xanas]: No worries. We've got you covered. Get that thing combined and then get it to Midna or Medlora, they'll know what to do with it!
<Orithan> How do you suppose we get to Midna or Medlora afterwards?
<DM> [Dark Link]: Would you stop harping off orders like you're in charge here, dear Xanas?
<Kirran> They were kind of egging us on to do it just a second ago. I'm not sure it's a good idea.
<Orithan> (What state is Lanayru at right now?)
<DM> [Xanas]: We've got the numbers, and as far as I can see, two of the Dark Links are missing. It's now or never!
<DM> *Lanayru is one more round from full power.
<Darte> You realize that once you combine it, they're following?
<DM> [Xanas]: They're already following, aren't they?
<DM> [Dark Link]: Scepter, will this barrier hold off that many Sol Blasts?
<Kirran> Tactical thinking, Xanas. Tactical. Dark Link is always two steps ahead of us on this.
<DM> [Scepter]: Even if I channel it, nope.
<DM> [Dark Link]: Very well. Fun time.
<Kirran> So it's a standoff then.
<DM> *He unequips the Golden Shield, and with his free hand, he raises it...
<Orithan> (Windstrike, can I get the goop onto a spear and toss it at the orb before the spear dissolves?)
<DM> (At the orb?0
<DM> (You can probably just crush the orb by stepping on it)
<DM> (It's just a trinket thing you've seen Ghost Hunter sell at his shop, it's not really durable.
<Orithan> (It's an observer orb)
<Darte> attempts to walk into the bubble with block still on.
<DM> [Xanas]: FIRE!
<Kirran> ducks for cover
<DM> *Xanas and the Twili are about to fire, when Dark Link snaps his fingers.
<DM> *Darte, you find you walk through it just fine!
<DM> *Though, an uneasy silence fills the air.
<DM> *Xanas and the Twili have stopped moving. Kirran, you find you can't move either. Something is freezing you in place.
<Kirran> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 1
Total> 1
<Kirran> Nope
<DM> *You phase out of it for a moment, but it re-freezes you immediately afterwards.
<Kirran> Rude
<DM> *Looking at the Twili and Kirran's soul, there's something like a second soul on each of them, surrounding the original soul.
<Orithan> just crushes the orb by stepping on it.
<Darte> wonders if Block has absorbed the effect?
<DM> *The orb is crushed. Didn't take any action to do that.
<DM> [Xanas]: What the...... why can't I move?!
<Orithan> looks over to Xanas
<Kirran> He used Za Warudo on us.
<Orithan> Souls... There seems to be souls on you
<DM> [Dark Link]: Because, my dear Xanas, I took safeguards back when we captured you all at the Sol Fountain. Anyone that freed you....
<DM> *He points at Kirran and the...... well Glitchzard Dex is down the elevator.
<Darte> :alarm_clock> :octagonal_sign> :globe_with_meridians:
<DM> [Dark Link]: They're also under a little effect.
<Kirran> (Does this technically count on me if my soul is split into two elemental forces?)
<DM> [Dark Link]: Though, it looks like one of them is resisting it quite well...
<DM> *Kirran, you can do Support Actions, but your movement is otherwise frozen, and you can't attack.
<DM> [Dark Purple]: Hey, the fishy just walked up to us!
<Kirran> continues straining against this invasion.
<Darte> "... Huh."
<Kirran> (Trojan Darte)
<Darte> looks back at the bubble.  "Cute trick."
<Kirran> (If we hide behind the large wooden fish)
<DM> [Scepter]: He's still got that blade!
<Darte> tilts his head.  "If I had it, I'd be usin' it, bud."
<Orithan> looks closer at the souls orbiting the Twili and Kirran
<DM> [Dark Link]: Scepter and Death Sword, get that piece back.
<DM> *It looks to be an extension of Dark Link's own soul. How many Dark Links are there?!
<Kirran> (Is there anyway to slip into some kind of spirit form and fight this thing?)
<DM> (If you have a spirit gem, yes)
<Corsava> ...Spirit Siphon.
<Orithan> (Don't Spirit Siphon that)
<DM> (........ or that............... which is uhhhh........... you could. Technically.)
<DM> *Scepter whirls his scepter then aims it at you, Darte. Death Sword flies in towards you with his phantom blade!
<Corsava> If we picked one person to siphon them all off, then just that guy'd be paralyzed.
<Kirran> (Can I sell Dark Link's soul to my soul lantern?)
<DM> (You could try...)
<Corsava> steps over to Darte and attempts to steal the mirror thingy
<Orithan> equips his Sol Mask and sets a Sol Orb into it, shining it onto the souls
<Darte> doesn't seem to notice anyway.
<Kirran> picks up his soul lantern and asks it if it wants some tasty soul.
<DM> *Corsava, you end up using a Support Action to snipe the mirror thingy off him, as Darte is blind.
<Darte> *red with blinding rage
<Kirran> (You've done it before Darte. More than once)
<Kirran> >_>
<Darte> tries to launch the King's Command.
<DM> *Your soul lantern obliges, then tries to devour the soul. It succeeds...... then explodes. RIP Soul Lantern. On the flipside, you're free, Kirran!
<DM> [Scepter]: I got it.
<Corsava> (Can I use the twin scithes to reap the souls?)
<DM> *Darte, you try to do a hit-all with King's Command, but Scepter fires a beam of darkness at you. Roll your King's Command attack!
<DM> $55d10 Scepter
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 3, 5, 2, 6, 10, 2, 10, 10, 10, 1, 4, 4, 1, 2, 7, 10, 4, 9, 6, 8, 9, 1, 10, 8, 3, 10, 6, 5, 3, 4, 4, 4, 1, 8, 9, 7, 6, 6, 4, 7, 6, 9, 5, 3, 2, 10, 2, 1, 10, 7, 10, 8, 7, 4, 2
Successes> 42
<Orithan> (What about my Sol Mask Sol Orb shining?)
<DM> *Hal, meanwhile you try to Sol Orb shine, but it does absolutely nothing. Even trying to amplify it with the Sol Orbs over the Twili, it still does nothing.
<Kirran> fires his hookshot into Darte and reels him away from the fight.
<Darte> $51d1-- wait ow ow OW
<Kirran> (I've got power gauntlets on, I can handle the pull DM)
<Darte> does the 'LEMME AT 'EM' angry flail
<Kirran> (If it saves your fishie ass, then yes)
<DM> *Kirran, roll your hookshot attack (at full strength) against a power roll defense.
<DM> *If your power roll defense succeeds, you pull him.
<Kirran> $45d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 6, 9, 4, 7, 4, 8, 8, 1, 10, 8, 1, 6, 7, 7, 4, 10, 8, 4, 2, 4, 1, 4, 2, 3, 9, 6, 6, 5, 6, 3, 5, 8, 1, 3, 5, 2, 1, 6, 3, 8, 4, 1, 7, 3, 1
Successes> 25
<Kirran> (Oh wait, am I rolling power or courage?)
<Kirran> (Well, that was my power roll)
<Kirran> $40d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 5, 7, 6, 4, 10, 6, 4, 6, 7, 5, 7, 3, 8, 4, 4, 6, 9, 3, 10, 6, 2, 10, 2, 10, 7, 4, 10, 9, 6, 2, 9, 2, 10, 8, 6, 9, 2, 10, 1, 4
Successes> 33
<Darte> $18d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 7, 7, 7, 1, 9, 2, 3, 6, 7, 6, 10, 9, 2, 7, 10, 1, 3, 6
Successes> 14
<Darte> 's heels drag skid-marks across the floor.
<DM> *Kirran, you might have a slight issue. Would you like to dodge your own hookshot attempt?
<Kirran> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 2
Total> 2
<Orithan> (Defense would be higher chance)
<Corsava> *rerolls Kirran's defense
<Kirran> $45d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 4, 1, 4, 1, 5, 2, 3, 8, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 6, 3, 2, 2, 4, 9, 6, 5, 8, 3, 10, 1, 7, 8, 5, 2, 7, 3, 3, 7, 4, 6, 10, 8, 2, 1, 7, 10, 9, 9, 5
Successes> 25
<DM> *Darte, you end up standing in place. Roll that King's Command!
<DM> *Kirran, you hookshot over to Darte!
<Darte> "Oh hey, Kirran, glad you could join the fi-BWAAAAAA"
<Darte> $51d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 7, 10, 9, 10, 10, 8, 3, 8, 3, 8, 3, 8, 6, 3, 9, 5, 9, 8, 1, 2, 10, 3, 3, 7, 6, 9, 2, 3, 9, 5, 9, 1, 6, 1, 4, 6, 9, 3, 1, 1, 10, 3, 10, 7, 7, 7, 5, 2, 5, 8, 5
Successes> 39
<Orithan> looks over for what might be able to ward off souls in his inventory
<Darte> chucks a reroll on it.
<Darte> $51d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 7, 7, 2, 6, 8, 6, 2, 1, 10, 6, 6, 1, 2, 2, 6, 1, 9, 1, 4, 1, 2, 7, 9, 7, 3, 8, 2, 3, 2, 6, 4, 2, 9, 6, 8, 7, 5, 10, 3, 2, 7, 9, 10, 4, 9, 8, 8, 6, 9, 7, 3
Successes> 33
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<Corsava> uses one of my normal reroll points
<DM> *The beam of darkness hits the edge of your King's Command before it can spread further. A contained barrier surrounds both you and Kirran. Your hit-all King's Command ends up just striking inwards on yourself and Kirran.
<Darte> $zstatus 22h2m | -3RP, -1 Splash Red | 9 Charges (+5AD) | Block
<Kirran> grabs onto Darte, swings around on him like a pole, and teleports them both back.<DM> *Kirran, you teleport away with Darte, though that contained barrier is still around you two.
<Kirran> Damn, out of one cage and into another.
<Kirran> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 1
Total> 1
<Darte> "H-what was that for? We had 'em!"
<Kirran> Or not
<DM> [Scepter]: There. Now, Death Sword, go get that thing from the furry.
<Darte> is now alone in a bubble.
<Kirran> Bubble fish
<Corsava> "Wait, who is where right now?"
<Kirran> Use it like a hamster wheel Darte.
<Orithan> Death Sword is going after me.
<Darte> looks like a very angry red, scaly, mildly moist hamster.
<Kirran> apparently is the bird you cannot cage.
<DM> *Dark Link himself stretches his arm out towards Xanas and the Twili, then directs them towards Hal.
<DM> *Hal, you see an entire army of Twili, all charged with Sol Barrages, turn towards you. You can see them trying to resist, but their will isn't able to overcome it.
<Orithan> (Oh no...)
<Corsava> uses cover on Hal
<DM> *The speak of Taru Fellshard appears beside you, Darte.
<Corsava> "Xanas, Twili, what would Midna think of seeing this?"
<DM> [Taru]: My my, your skin is almost a blood red!
<Orithan> "Dark Link has possession of them somehow"
<DM> *Xanas scrunches his face, trying to pry his arm away.
<Kirran> reluctant of the plot
<DM> [Xanas]: She.... she would think.... gaaaahhhhhh!
<Darte> "So Kirran noted.  Not.  Now.  I gotta bust outta this shady marble."
<Kirran> (Dan Kaze pushes blood into the blood...)
<DM> high-fives Kirran for that reference.
<Orithan> Lanayru! Can you do something to take Dark Link's control off the Twili?
<DM> [Lanayru]: On my own? I'm afraid not. Faron, can the two of us combined do it?
<DM> [Faron]: Momentarily, yes. But it won't last long.
<Orithan> Are there anything that can burn souls here?
<Kirran> has finished charging a dark epiphany
<Kirran> Can I help boost your power at all?
<DM> [Faron]: Asides from the goop.... no.
<DM> *That goop is pretty searing hot.
<Corsava> hears Kirran and almost raises her hand, but stops midway
<Darte> raises his hand tentatively.  "I'm pretty searin' hot."
<Orithan> (what can carry the goop?)
<Kirran> dips an arrow in and flicks a little of the goop at the barrier.
<DM> (Carry it? It'll melt through bottles. You can use an item to "carry" it, but it will destroy the item afterwards.)
<Orithan> (What about attacks?)
<DM> *The goop singes right through the barrier.
<Orithan> (Can something like an air blade carry the goop?)
<Corsava> stabs my trident into the ground I have an idea.
<DM> (Yes, but it may backfire.)
<Kirran> (Wait, what is the goop even in right now?)
<Darte> "Could just pour it out."
<Corsava> "Pour it onto a bomb. I'll take the bomb into their shield and detonate it."
<DM> *It's in a Twilight metal container. Same material as the walls are made of.
<Kirran> (You cannot grasp the form of the goop's presence)(edited)
<Corsava> "A really really big bomb."
<Corsava> "Big enough that I'll feel the shockwave and be walking funny in the morning."
<Kirran> https://imgur.com/fkJbOnD

<Orithan> (Is the container magnetic?)
<DM> (......... yes)
<Corsava> "Xanas. You can fight this. I know it." approaches him "Midna wouldn't put her faith in you if you couldn't overcome this."
<DM> $1d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 9
Successes> 1
<DM> nope, one off
<Kirran> (Xanas puts a comforting hand on Corsava's shoulder and then stabs her)
<Corsava> (Can I use my reroll on it? :P)
<DM> *Corsava, right after you say that, a massive barrage of light blasts proceed to slam into you. Hard. Also, now that you're closer, you're not fully covering Hal.
<DM> *Corsava, roll Wisdom to defend!
<Orithan> (I was about to make my action)
<DM> (Go ahead and do it)
<Orithan> grabs the White Sword he had sitting in his inventory this whole time and dips the tip of it in goop and goes to ignite the soul bounding Xanas in it
<Kirran> facepalms
<Kirran> has no actions left at this point.
<DM> *Thanks to your Spirit Vision, you manage to successfully ignite that soul bounding Xanas! Your White Sword half-melts in the process though.
<DM> *Xanas screams out in agony, falling to the ground.
<Darte> :rip:
<DM> [Dark Link]: Congrats! You freed one!
<DM> [Dark Link]: Fire.
<Corsava> Water.
<DM> *The rest of the Twili, however, are unamused.
<DM> *They fire.
<DM> *Annnnnnd you're both point-blank.
<Orithan> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 1
Total> 1
<Corsava> $1d3
<Orithan> autododges all the attacks
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 3
Total> 3
<Corsava> *uses reroll
<Corsava> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 3
Total> 3
<DM> Incoming......... yeah this is roughly.......
<DM> *Corsava, roll Wisdom against.......
<DM> $200d10
<Kirran> https://imgur.com/XBXBQaa

<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 4, 7, 6, 5, 8, 9, 6, 9, 2, 3, 4, 6, 1, 6, 8, 1, 8, 8, 10, 5, 3, 10, 9, 8, 5, 2, 3, 1, 8, 1, 3, 6, 3, 2, 2, 6, 2, 5, 4, 7, 5, 7, 3, 9, 4, 2, 1, 5, 6, 8, 7, 10, 5, 2, 5, 1, 10, 2, 6, 10, 7, 5, 4, 6, 4, 9, 10, 10, 1, 9, 8, 2, 4, 4, 4, 8, 5, 7, 4, 3, 1, 2, 9, 3, 10, 9, 7, 5, 5, 10, 8, 4, 3, 1, 2, 5, 10, 10, 2, 2, 1, 2, 9, 7, 2, 4, 7, 1, 1, 4, 5, 1, 8, 7, 7, 3, 2, 9, 4, 2, 7, 5, 9, 6, 4, 3, 3, 10, 8, 4, 2, 2, 9, 4, 3, 8, 6, 1, 6, 3, 2, 1, 4, 3, 2...
Successes> 141
<Corsava> teleports to my trident
<DM> *Corsava, you teleport away successfully. Hal, you phase through all of those blasts!
<Corsava> "Yes, I know. I need to do that less, in my defense, it was literally life or death."
<DM> *....... allllll of those blasts are now aimed at..... what were you guys standing next to again? The goop?
<Orithan> (No. Don't bomb the goop)
<Kirran> (I'm not anywhere near them, for the record)
<DM> *The light blasts collide with the goop container in a massive explosive burst.
<Orithan> runs as far as he can away from the goopslosion
<DM> *The shockwave ends up striking the whole frigin' room. Everyone, roll..... Wisdom to defend!
<Darte> hamster balls away.
<Corsava> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 1
Total> 1
<Kirran> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 1
Total> 1
<DM> *Corsava, you phase through the oncoming goopfest.
<Orithan> (What's the defending successes?)
<Darte> $30d10<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 6, 7, 1, 2, 2, 2, 6, 6, 10, 1, 4, 5, 4, 7, 6, 9, 5, 1, 6, 4, 10, 5, 4, 10, 4, 8, 10, 10, 5, 1
Successes> 23
<DM> *Roughly 70 successes of neutral damage.
<Orithan> (What's the successes on the goop)
<Darte> :grimacing:
<Orithan> (Have I used both actions this round?)
<DM> *Death Sword extends his robe outwards through the barrier, taking the brunt of the goop-wave.
<Orithan> casts Mirage on himself
<Orithan> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 3
Total> 3
<Orithan> activates his Robe's augmented protection
<Darte> wonders if he can cast a last-minute Sponge?
<DM> (you could try, Darte)
<Darte> uses yon sponger
<Orithan> $52d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 3, 10, 8, 1, 5, 5, 9, 10, 8, 10, 8, 4, 2, 8, 10, 1, 3, 3, 10, 10, 10, 2, 9, 10, 1, 3, 10, 7, 10, 10, 9, 5, 7, 1, 3, 2, 9, 7, 9, 3, 3, 10, 4, 4, 3, 2, 4, 7, 10, 9, 10, 7
Successes> 46
<Corsava> uses magnetic pull to yank Dark Purple out of the barrier
<Orithan> (Does anyone have Mist Armor?)
<Corsava> $46d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 4, 5, 8, 9, 2, 2, 10, 9, 8, 2, 3, 5, 5, 2, 5, 6, 2, 7, 1, 1, 5, 10, 7, 8, 8, 4, 6, 7, 9, 4, 4, 4, 10, 6, 10, 2, 4, 3, 5, 6, 7, 4, 2, 1, 4, 8
Successes> 30
<Darte> casts sponge on yon Hal, then.
<Darte> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Darte> 22h2m | -3RP, -1 Splash Red | 9 Charges (+5AD) | Block
<DM> *Corsava, you try to pull him out, but your Magnetic Gloves end up striking that barrier that's surrounding all of them instead.
<DM> *You pull the barrier slightly towards you, but otherwise..... that did nothing.
<Darte> $zstatus 22h1m | -3RP, -1 Splash Red | 9 Charges (+5AD) | Block
<Orithan> $zstatus
<BOTDisco-Navi> Hal> 21h 12m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | +3 Courage | Mirage | +10 Armor
<Kirran> (Shouldn't the barrier essentially be swiss cheese at this point?)
<DM> (Nope, Death Sword blocked)
<Orithan> 9h 4m 0rp | +5 Wisdom | +3 Courage | Mirage | +12 Armor
<Kirran> (Goddamn Meta Knight over here, every time)
<DM> *You see part of Death Sword's cloak is now singed quite badly.
<DM> [Death Sword]: Auuugggggh it burns!
<Orithan> (It should also burn the Twili)
<Kirran> Ain't your day, is it Doof Sword?
<Corsava> I thought it was Deaf Ward?
<DM> *Lanayru and Faron end up bouncing over to the Twili, using up the Sol Orbs to amplify their power enough to block the goopwave.
<Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMkrk2MJYrg
<DM> *Corsava, you're pretty sure you never removed the Twilight Mirror Blade you yoinked earlier. But.... it's gone.
<DM> *Hal, something is floating out from your inventory.
<Orithan> Noo...
<Orithan> tries to grab onto the Twilight Mirror stuff and pull it back into his inventory.
<DM> *You grab the Twilight Mirror....... wait...... mirror?
<Orithan> (Shards)
<DM> *You grab what appears to be the whole mirror. You see remnants of the goop that struck you merging it at its seams.
<DM> *And, now directly touching the whole Twilight Mirror, you're feeling quite a bit more aggressive. Not in the chaotic sense, but..... a desire for more. For more... power.
<Orithan> prys his hands away from the mirror
<DM> *You drop the Twilight Mirror, and it drops to the floor.
<Darte> $z-status goopfish
<Orithan> The mirror... It is whole...
<Corsava> "We can see that. Now adapt."
<Orithan> Yes.
<Darte:

<Orithan> looks over to Xanas
<Kirran> Xanas, do you still have that snouth?(edited)
<DM> gruklesfgluijreaklfgrj
<DM> hang on
<DM> *Darte, meanwhile, you appear to have burned to death in the goop..... OR HAVE YOU?
<Kirran> (I've got to go soon)
<DM> *Somehow, you're not sure how..... but Taru took the hit for you. He places a hand on your shoulder.
<DM> [Taru]: Alright mate. It's been fun with ye. I'm givin' ya what I had. Or.... what I was.
<DM> *He uses the last of his spirit to bump your charge count to 10. Your skin becomes completely crimson red.
<Corsava> recasts efficient mirage
<DM> [Taru]: The Legend of the Red Warrior is all yours, mate.
<Kirran> You made the fish angry. You won't like him when he's angry.
<DM> *With that, Taru fades away. There would be a flash of memories, but you're too focused on the combat to properly take any of it in.
<Darte> grumbles.  "Wait, was that all I had to do to get rid o' him?"
<DM> *Darte, refresh your profile and check out your mantra.
<DM> okay.....
<DM> -=ROUND 9=-
<DM> [Dark Link]: GET THAT MIRROR!
<DM> *Before anyone can move, a portal of darkness appears below the Twilight Mirror. It falls through, disappearing from the room.
<Orithan> Not on our count
<Corsava> ...Huh,
<Kirran> jumps in after it
<DM> *Dark Link just stands there..... frozen.
<Corsava> "I think Midna's got the save on this one."
<Orithan> Xanas, let's go!
<DM> [Dark Link]: No...... no no no..... how could Midna have known?!
<DM> [Dark LInk]: I thought those two bumbling idiots took her out!
<Corsava> "Are you kidding?"
<Corsava> "They're IDIOTS"
<DM> [Scepter]: The portal's still there.
<Kirran> (I've got ninja reflexes. I don't know what these guys are doing.)
<DM> [Dark Link]: GET THROUGH THAT PORTAL!
<Orithan> Faron, Lanayru! protect the portal
<DM> *Kirran, you are through the portal!
<Darte> jumps in the hole too, then turns to cover whoever is on the other side.(edited)
<DM> [Faron]: Will do!
<DM> *The entire Twili army raises another wave of Sol Barrages, but Lanayru and Faron end up using the last of their power to restrict them in place.
<Orithan> We need to protect the portal until it begins to close.
<DM> *Death Sword and Dark Link dive towards you towards the portal!
<Corsava> smashes the brightly glowing broken bow blades together and fires the resulting siege blast
<DM> [Scepter]: Incoming!
<DM> [Dark Link]: IGNORE IT, WE CAN TANK IT OUT!
<Orithan> (Can I do something that will hold them in place?)
<DM> *The portal starts to close already.
<DM> *Hal and Corsava, unless you step in now, you won't make it.
<Orithan> dives into the portal
<Corsava> throws my trident into the portal, knowing I have to stay to make sure they can't get through
<Corsava> $64d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 4, 3, 9, 3, 9, 2, 7, 3, 4, 6, 9, 5, 7, 5, 8, 10, 6, 3, 6, 8, 10, 3, 5, 8, 2, 8, 5, 7, 7, 10, 3, 9, 7, 9, 7, 4, 7, 2, 10, 3, 10, 8, 6, 10, 2, 2, 7, 4, 2, 6, 1, 3, 10, 6, 4, 8, 4, 4, 3, 3, 7, 2, 9, 3
Successes> 45
<DM> *Scepter collapses the mega barrier and aims a beam of darkness. He ends up tossing it through Dark Purple's Golden Bow, firing at the same time it's launched.
<DM> $80d10<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 9, 7, 8, 8, 1, 1, 10, 4, 8, 1, 3, 10, 4, 6, 6, 4, 5, 2, 9, 8, 6, 10, 8, 9, 9, 6, 3, 3, 4, 10, 2, 10, 1, 10, 1, 2, 6, 5, 1, 1, 9, 5, 3, 3, 4, 8, 4, 4, 2, 10, 2, 9, 10, 10, 1, 9, 8, 9, 7, 4, 3, 3, 1, 4, 10, 7, 9, 1, 8, 7, 4, 10, 3, 6, 5, 3, 4, 4, 4, 10
Successes> 55
<Kirran> (Is this going to start a DBZ beam battle?)
<Orithan> (Reroll Scepter's attack)
<Corsava> $15d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 9, 7, 8, 6, 6, 10, 1, 8, 1, 10, 9, 6, 2, 5, 2
Successes> 13
<Orithan> (Hide it)
<Orithan> *hold
<DM> *Dark Purple rerolls self.
<DM> $80d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 3, 9, 2, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 4, 8, 8, 4, 7, 9, 2, 6, 6, 9, 10, 3, 6, 4, 5, 10, 5, 9, 2, 3, 7, 6, 6, 2, 10, 1, 3, 1, 10, 5, 8, 2, 7, 2, 8, 6, 7, 1, 5, 8, 6, 1, 1, 3, 9, 5, 1, 2, 3, 10, 2, 6, 5, 4, 8, 5, 7, 2, 10, 4, 4, 8, 4, 8, 2, 1, 10, 2, 9, 7, 3, 8
Successes> 55
<DM> *Scepter rerolls it.
<DM> $80d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> DM> 1, 5, 9, 3, 7, 9, 6, 1, 8, 10, 1, 10, 10, 2, 1, 5, 2, 2, 2, 10, 1, 8, 7, 4, 4, 4, 2, 6, 9, 1, 6, 6, 7, 9, 5, 9, 10, 9, 6, 9, 4, 8, 3, 5, 7, 7, 1, 2, 3, 8, 10, 3, 7, 6, 1, 7, 1, 1, 7, 6, 4, 4, 6, 2, 10, 10, 8, 7, 8, 1, 4, 4, 9, 9, 9, 8, 8, 4, 7, 5
Successes> 57
<DM> *The beam of darkness strikes your Siege Blast before it has a chance to expand. The beam then splits outwards around you, trying to outpace it as it spreads to contain you.
<Corsava> "Bathe in the glow."
<DM> *It's about to fully engulf you and reflect the attack on you........
<DM> *But right when the barrier fully forms around you, your bow splits in half, the blades glowing as the siege blast fills the space around you.
<Corsava> kaiten?
<Kirran> (Is she going to turn into the Vic Viper?)
<DM> *You Kaiten! at that moment!
<DM> *The Siege Blast siphons inwards towards your swords, then with a hyper fast twin spin attack, the contained blast strikes outwards in a massive shockwave of light!
<DM> *Corsava, roll..... what was it, yours was 79, theirs was 80.......
<DM> *Roll 159d10
<Corsava> $159d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 7, 4, 7, 5, 4, 1, 1, 5, 2, 3, 7, 7, 3, 9, 5, 10, 6, 6, 1, 10, 4, 5, 4, 6, 1, 2, 9, 8, 7, 8, 5, 6, 1, 9, 7, 10, 5, 2, 6, 4, 10, 3, 5, 7, 9, 8, 9, 3, 4, 5, 8, 5, 3, 4, 8, 2, 10, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 2, 6, 9, 4, 3, 7, 2, 8, 1, 1, 5, 3, 8, 9, 9, 5, 9, 9, 6, 6, 6, 7, 5, 10, 2, 6, 4, 3, 2, 8, 6, 8, 6, 9, 2, 6, 2, 5, 5, 9, 7, 4, 6, 3, 3, 6, 7, 9, 9, 1, 5, 4, 1, 1, 1, 7, 4, 10, 4, 1, 10, 10, 4, 4, 10, 9, 10, 4, 3, 8, 9, 10, 3, 2, 1, 8...
Successes> 109
<Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU
<Corsava> $159d10
<BOTDisco-Navi> Corsava> 5, 7, 4, 9, 9, 3, 10, 8, 7, 1, 1, 4, 5, 3, 6, 1, 4, 2, 9, 4, 6, 2, 3, 7, 8, 4, 10, 8, 1, 6, 8, 3, 1, 6, 3, 5, 9, 9, 1, 9, 7, 8, 2, 4, 6, 9, 7, 10, 9, 10, 7, 3, 1, 10, 10, 4, 5, 8, 6, 2, 9, 6, 5, 2, 9, 7, 5, 5, 8, 5, 5, 9, 9, 1, 8, 2, 10, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 1, 6, 5, 9, 2, 9, 6, 10, 6, 6, 4, 9, 9, 10, 5, 10, 5, 9, 2, 5, 7, 5, 2, 6, 1, 3, 6, 7, 3, 1, 4, 7, 9, 10, 9, 8, 6, 9, 5, 6, 8, 2, 8, 5, 1, 8, 8, 1, 5, 4, 2...
Successes> 111
<Kirran> :shrug:
<DM> *You pull this off so skillfully that you manage to slip through the portal at the last moment.
<DM> *As you slip through, all you can hear is some good ol' fashion Interloper screaming.
<Kirran> RIP Xanas and the twili
<DM> *Meanwhile, you all appear on the other side of the portal, which appears to be.........
<Orithan> [LOADING SCREEN]
<Darte> LORDE-ing screen
<DM> *You all wake up from the rush, and find yourselves in a rather small room. There's a tree with a pair of Twilight Fairies rotating around it, an elevator in the corner... and hovering over the bed nearby, you see a familiar Twili floating on a stack of books, wearing what appears to be Midna's half of the Fused Shadow.
<DM> *She's also nicely inspecting the Twilight Mirror as she glances at you.
<DM> [Medlora]: Heeeeeeeello, long time no see, buds!
<Kirran> I'm just picturing Kirran landing ninja style out of the portal, and everyone tumbling out behind him in a heap with an intense sunbeam pouring down on them
<DM> *Kirran, roll your auto-dodge.
<Kirran> $1d3
<BOTDisco-Navi> Kirran> 1
Total> 1
<Kirran> GOoOOOOOOooalllll
<DM> *You phase through the bumble of Darte, Hal, and Corsava slamming into a heap behind you.
<Darte> angry heated fish grumbles
<DM> [Medlora]: Now that you're all here, we've got some Interlopers to chuck from the palace!
<DM> -=LOADING=-
<DM> -=LOADING=-
<DM> -=SESSION END=-
<Kirran> Things I've dodged:
Nothing
Loading screens
the ground
a massive explosion
black hole (twice)
Midna's anger
Dex's thievery
Magic detonation
gravity
shadowbeast charge
Bones
Corsava's Blown kiss
Time Freeze, sort of
Bumblefuck heap of companions