Spongebob Stinkers #2 One Coarse Meal

Ah... SpongeBob SquarePants... when you think of a great family friendly children's show, this is probably one of the things that comes to mind, right? Well, if you've never seen this episode, please watch. It will change your mind COMPLETELY. No joke.

What makes this episode so bad? What makes it worse than the episode A Pal For Gary, an episode FILLED with abuse of Gary? Let's get into it. Plankton is trying to (once again) steal the Krabby Patty formula. Pearl shows up, (just to ask for money) and Plankton is terrified because he has heard that whales eat plankton. Mr. Krabs uses this fear to create a master plan to stop Plankton once and for all. Mr. Krabs creates a costume that looks exactly like Pearl, and begins to scare Plankton, even when he's not doing anything that endangers the Krusty Krab. Great message for children, right? Don't worry, it gets worse.

Plankton is starting to go insane. Literally insane. He doesn't cut his hair, his toenails, he wears tissue boxes for shoes, and Karen (his wife, in case you didn't know) does nothing to help, because she doesn't believe him when he tells her that there is a whale after him. Plankton decides to end it all. You read correctly.

"Well, they probably don't go too far into that detail, right? " Wrong. Plankton goes right in the middle of the road, and lies down on his back. "Well, children probably don't know what's happening, right? " Eh... normally, yes. But then when SpongeBob sees Plankton, he goes outside and talks to Plankton, to which Plankton says this: "Can't you see I'm trying to get run over?! " and "In fact why don't you just step on me? ". So now children know that Plankton wants to die. "Well, Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together sometimes, so if Krabs found out, he would help him, right? " Oh I wish. Because that would make sense. But instead, the writers go to a new low.

SpongeBob goes into Krabs' office, and tells him that Plankton is lying in the road. What does Krabs do? Does he rush out there to help his old friend, and tell him it was him the whole time? Does he apologize for what he has done? Yep. Oh, I'm sorry, I mean NOPE. He laughs. Yep. He LAUGHS.

I'm not even going to continue typing about this. Because this is all you need to know about this abomination of a SpongeBob episode that comes straight from the pits of hell.

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So, Spongebob was a funny, willing, and beloved cartoon among the famous ranks of Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Pokemon, Scooby Doo, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Mickey Mouse, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, American Dad!, among others, but when it comes to a wonderful family-friendly T.V. show, this sure comes to mind, right? No, if you have not seen this or think episodes like "A Pal For Gary", "The Splinter", "Demolition Doofus", "Squid's Visit", etc., please watch it, it will change you completely.

Plankton, once again (for the 1000th time), is trying to steal the formula, then Pearl shows up, asking for money, suddenly (ruining continuity), Plankton is terrified. Then Mr. Krabs decides to end Plankton's plots with his fear (and in a HORRIBLE way), by chasing him with it, dressed up in a Pearl suit, Even when he's not doing anything. (sarcasm) What a good message for the kids.

It gets worse as the episode goes by. 16 days later, Plankton is going completely  insane, he's grown lots of hair, he's wearing tissue boxes for shoes, his toenails are growing, and Karen (W.I.F.E) is doing nothing to help, considering Karen doesn't believe in him. Then Plankton has a nightmare where he gets eaten by Pearl, and he meets his family from "Plankton's Army". But then, he realizes he is in gastric acid, so he walks out and it reveals his bones. Disgusting

He then wakes up from the dream, and then here it comes. Plankton decides to lay in the road, Spongebob comes out, talks to Plankton, and Plankton says "Can't you see i'm trying to get run over, infact why don't you just step on me?" and then Spongebob says "Sorry Plankton, but that flys in the face of my good nature". (sarcasm) Yeah, because torturing a pet with another, annoying your neighbor and crushing his dreams, annoying people, and ripping peoples toenails off sure does indicate a good nature right?. No it doesn't. The next scene shows that the writers have hit rock bottom.

Spongebob goes to Mr. Krab's office, and tells him that Plankton is trying to die. What does Mr Krabs do? Does he come one and help poor Plankton? Does he apologize? Yes, oh wait, i mean NOPE, he simply takes pleasure in his suffering by LAUGHING, yes, LAUGHING.

That's it, i'm done with this piece of garbage. I've stopped typing about this "thing", because this is all you need to know about this abomination of a Spongebob episode that comes straight from the fiery pits of hell.

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This episode declares that the new Spongebob is the absolute worst cartoon of all time. I could talk all day if i want to, but i'm saying this is SO MUCH WORSE than My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dora the Explorer, The Nutshack, Full English, Allen Gregory, New Family Guy, Mega Babies, Barney and Friends, Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon, Sanjay and Craig, Almost Naked Animals, Grojband, Uncle Grandpa, Littlest Pet Shop, Breadwinners, Wander Over Yonder, Fish Hooks, Rocket Monkeys, New The Simpsons, Ugly Americans, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Pickle and Peanut, Scaredy Squirrel, Clarence, Johnny Test (S2 and up), School Days, Teletubbies, Mr. Pickles, Stone Quackers, Slugterra, SheZow, Teen Titans Go!, Pixel Pinkie, and many more combined! They may all be bad, but this one, unlike all of them, makes fun of SUICIDE. Disgusting.