u want a maid

<diaper_me1pmok> do u want a male slave
<sukima-pmok> I am not currently looking.
<diaper_me1pmok> what if u captured me for tresspassing or something\
<sukima-pmok> Well then you would have to be imprisoned in the dungeon. It's dank, smelly, cold and dark.
<diaper_me1pmok> do u haveany use 4 a maid
<sukima-pmok> yes, But sadly we are in an RV. and we have 3 pigs, 2 dogs, and a matted cat who pucks everywhere. Most maid services will not take us as a client.
<diaper_me1pmok> y not
<sukima-pmok> One maid found a dead ferret carcus rotting in the bathroom. The trauma of wiping that off the floor scared her from ever being able to use small bathrooms.
<diaper_me1pmok> i will be ur maid on 1 condition
<sukima-pmok> Um guessing... I let you keep the ferret carcuses?
<diaper_me1pmok> no that u diaper me and change me when needed
<sukima-pmok> You know I told that other maid that she should just wear diapers because of her developed bathroom phobia. They tried to sue me!
<diaper_me1pmok> if u dipaer me and change me i wont sue
<sukima-pmok> What happens if I don't change you?
<diaper_me1pmok> i stay in a soiled diaper
<sukima-pmok> oh poop :/
<diaper_me1pmok> so will u accept me
<sukima-pmok> Do you have references?
<diaper_me1pmok> no sir
<sukima-pmok> Are you legal to work in the US?
<diaper_me1pmok> yes sir
<sukima-pmok> Have you ever been arrested or convicted for a fellony?
<diaper_me1pmok> no sir
<sukima-pmok> Do you have experience releaving pigs who are to large to fornicate without assistance?
<diaper_me1pmok> yes sir
<sukima-pmok> And can you tavel to SC?
<diaper_me1pmok> yes sir
<sukima-pmok> Well there you go. Meet in ally next to Franks Deli. You know the one next to route 43. There is a guy there named ed. Tell him Suki sent you.
<diaper_me1pmok> will do