Let me put some of these misconceptions to rest, lets squash it right here. I love my wife. A cursory glance at my posts would have u think otherwise but let me be very clear: these posts do not reflect reality. Theyre for fun, their meant to be funny. My wife is not the nightmare that I pretend she is online. In fact, shes probably closer to an angel! our sex life is definitely top notch. I joke a lot about jacking off online, but that coudnt be farther from the truth. I havent jacked off in probably 5 years. She keeps me beyond satisfied, and when she doesnt...well tahts my fault. I shouldve bought the right milk (she poured it out on my head--i wont be that selfish again!). Shoulda known a 2 hour backrub wasnt nearly long enough. I shouldve known Tuesday was the night she goes out w her co-worker Brill who drives a mitsubishi 3000 GT; those are *my* gaffes. Biannual sex is by far more than I deserve. A guy I work with does it every week, sounds tiring LOL. Shes always thnking about me,. She even tracks my phone location to make sure im not in danger. She installed software on my computer parents use to to spy on their teens & checks my online activity to make sure im not being scammed by criminals. Shes a IRL guardian angel.