Sticking your horn in crazy

[01:19] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
[01:19] <megaLifter> megaLifter has begun pestering fashionableLunatic
[01:20] <megaLifter> ML: so, we fainlly meet
[01:20] <megaLifter> ML: after all this time
[01:20] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what
[01:20] <megaLifter> ML: what's kept you away from me baby?
[01:20] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i'm not a baby!
[01:21] <megaLifter> ML: but your damn cute like one
[01:21] <megaLifter> ML: want to show me your face?
[01:21] <megaLifter> ML: get things serious?
[01:21] <fashionableLunatic> FL: are babies cute
[01:21] <megaLifter> ML: hell yeah they are
[01:21] <fashionableLunatic> FL: how do they smell
[01:21] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what are babies
[01:21] <megaLifter> ML: pretty damn sweet, just like you
[01:22] <megaLifter> ML: c'mon just a pic
[01:22] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I TASTE SAVORY!
[01:22] <megaLifter> ML: i ain't picky
[01:22] <megaLifter> ML: sweet or savory is just fine with me
[01:22] <megaLifter> ML: i take it you like things hot though
[01:22] <fashionableLunatic> FL:...
[01:22] <megaLifter> ML: don't worry baby, Nolan's got you covered
[01:22] <fashionableLunatic> FL: who are you?
[01:23] <megaLifter> ML: you can call me Nolan
[01:23] <megaLifter> ML: aka, the best damn thing that's ever entered your life
[01:23] <fashionableLunatic> FL: are you one of the people who are confused about horns!
[01:23] <megaLifter> ML: you're making me horny, if ya catch my drift
[01:24] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh!
[01:24] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you are inserting horns into your skull
[01:24] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i do that to my friends sometimes
[01:24] <megaLifter> ML: nah baby
[01:24] <fashionableLunatic> FL: they just really don't know how to choose horns
[01:24] <megaLifter> ML: i just want to see your face
[01:24] <fashionableLunatic> FL: like there was this one time
[01:24] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i'm out walking
[01:25] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and this guy with these horrendous horns walks by
[01:25] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so of course i demand that he fix them
[01:25] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and guess what
[01:25] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he didn't
[01:25] <fashionableLunatic> FL: HOW FUCKING DWUAILDVWYAUDVW RUDE OF HIM
[01:26] <megaLifter> ML: sounds crazy
[01:26] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so ofcourse i did the only sensible thing there was to do
[01:26] <megaLifter> ML: i don't like weebs either
[01:26] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'M NOT CRAZY
[01:26] <fashionableLunatic> FL: STOP CALLING ME CRAZY
[01:26] <megaLifter> ML: never said you were baby
[01:26] <fashionableLunatic> FL: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY CAN JUST FUCKING CALL ME CRAZY!
[01:27] <megaLifter> ML: whoa hey
[01:27] <megaLifter> ML: listen to me
[01:27] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I?LL FUCKING RIP YOUR ARMS OF AND MAKE YOU CHOKE ON THEM!
[01:27] <megaLifter> ML: ain't nobody here in this chat callin you crazy
[01:27] <megaLifter> ML: so why don't we chillax and swap pics
[01:27] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I...
[01:27] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I...
[01:27] <fashionableLunatic> FL: who are you
[01:27] <megaLifter> ML: i told you baby, you can call me Nolan
[01:28] <fashionableLunatic> FL: hello nolan
[01:28] <megaLifter> ML: you can also call me your date
[01:28] <megaLifter> ML: because things gon get hot when I'm around
[01:28] <fashionableLunatic> FL: no pretty sure it's the 16th of paragees
[01:29] <megaLifter> ML: hot as in attractive
[01:29] <megaLifter> ML: i'm pretty ripped
[01:29] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i like ripping people too!
[01:29] <megaLifter> ML: oh, i get it
[01:29] <megaLifter> ML: you're foreign
[01:29] <megaLifter> ML: noice
[01:30] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I am?
[01:30] <megaLifter> ML: have to be
[01:30] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh i thought i was Jydbec
[01:30] <megaLifter> ML: but don't worry, Nolan don't care about translation errors
[01:30] <fashionableLunatic> FL: guess not then
[01:30] <megaLifter> ML: Jydbec is a hot name
[01:30] <megaLifter> ML: you got pictures to back up that fact?
[01:31] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes lots of pictures
[01:31] <megaLifter> ML: hell yeah, now we're gettin somewhere
[01:31] <fashionableLunatic> *tags picture of a random Alternian landscape*
[01:31] <fashionableLunatic> FL: there are lots of pictures on this computer
[01:31] <megaLifter> ML: show me some pics
[01:31] <megaLifter> ML: oh huh
[01:31] <megaLifter> ML: you got a picture of your pretty face?
[01:32] <fashionableLunatic> FL: the guy who owned it must have liked photography
[01:32] <megaLifter> ML: oh yeah, i bought an owned computer too
[01:32] <megaLifter> ML: pretty cheap
[01:33] <fashionableLunatic> FL: bought?
[01:33] <megaLifter> ML: oh, you shoplifted yours?
[01:33] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh you killed it's previous owner!
[01:33] <megaLifter> ML: uh, sure
[01:33] <fashionableLunatic> FL: that's pretty chill
[01:33] <megaLifter> ML: do't worry, Nolan will get you accustomed to english
[01:33] <fashionableLunatic> FL: like this guy was pretty funny
[01:33] <megaLifter> ML: it's a damn hard language to learn
[01:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he kept going on about how his lusus would save him after i cut his arm off
[01:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: but i already killed his lusus
[01:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so he was wrong
[01:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what was my point?
[01:34] <megaLifter> ML: Lusus...
[01:35] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes his lusus
[01:35] <megaLifter> ML: i'll look that up later or something
[01:35] <megaLifter> ML: must be a weird pest or somethin
[01:35] <fashionableLunatic> FL: best not do that, they are vicious
[01:35] <megaLifter> ML: we got cockroaches over here in america
[01:35] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and they arn't nearly as entertaining as trolls
[01:35] <megaLifter> ML: nasty bitches
[01:35] <megaLifter> ML: anyway, Nolan's get off topic
[01:35] <fashionableLunatic> FL: like you know
[01:36] <fashionableLunatic> FL: when you stab a lusus they just seem to get angrier
[01:36] <fashionableLunatic> FL: don't beg for mercy or anything
[01:36] <megaLifter> ML: know what's making me angry?
[01:36] <megaLifter> ML: not seein your face
[01:36] <fashionableLunatic> FL: well i wouldn't want to make you angry, how about you be in agony
[01:37] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and i'll go get a camera
[01:37] <megaLifter> ML: aw yeah, get that camera
[01:37] <fashionableLunatic> FL: this may take a moment, be sure to be in total agony when i get back, preferably screaming in pain bleeding out
[01:38] <megaLifter> ML: oh, you like it kinky
[01:38] <megaLifter> ML: i getcha
[01:38] <fashionableLunatic> *about 40 minutes pass*
[01:38] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ok i'm back
[01:38] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and guess what
[01:38] <megaLifter> ML: what?
[01:38] <fashionableLunatic> FL: the guy who liked photography was still alive
[01:39] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he had just faked bleedin out
[01:39] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so i cut his head off
[01:39] <fashionableLunatic> FL: look
[01:39] <fashionableLunatic> *tags picture of a severed troll head*
[01:39] <megaLifter> ML: oh, ha ha
[01:39] <megaLifter> ML: i've seen plenty of shock photos in my day
[01:39] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yeah i know
[01:40] <megaLifter> ML: you shy about showing your face?
[01:40] <fashionableLunatic> FL: his expression is priceless
[01:40] <fashionableLunatic> FL: no, are you in great pain?
[01:40] <megaLifter> ML: you'd have to come over here to do that sort of stuff to me baby ;)
[01:41] <megaLifter> ML: but seeing as there's some distance between us, how about a simple picture of that face
[01:41] <fashionableLunatic> FL: SHOW ME PROOF THAT YOU ARE IN AGONY!
[01:41] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and then the trade can commence
[01:42] <megaLifter> ML: how's about I show you this instead
[01:42]  * megaLifter shows picture of Nolan flexing his muscles
[01:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: om
[01:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what's wrong with your skin
[01:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: are you dying!
[01:42] <megaLifter> ML: ain't nothing wrong with it baby
[01:43] <megaLifter> ML: i'm just ripped is all
[01:43] <fashionableLunatic> FL: of some terrible decease
[01:43] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i take that as proof that you are in fact in agony
[01:43] <megaLifter> ML: whatever works for you baby
[01:43] <fashionableLunatic> FL: your horns even fell of due to your illness  HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[01:43] <fashionableLunatic> FL: HAHAHAHAHBDHAIBWUAILBDHWABDHBAWHDAWHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
[01:44] <megaLifter> ML: so now i can see a picture of that pretty face?
[01:44] <fashionableLunatic> FL: depends
[01:44] <fashionableLunatic> FL: who are you
[01:44] <megaLifter> ML: just call me Nolan
[01:44] <megaLifter> ML: unless you want to call me for dinner
[01:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: sorry trolls are bad for me
[01:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i try to eat more of grubs
[01:45] <megaLifter> ML: i ain't big on trolls either baby
[01:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: wow
[01:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: hold on
[01:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: wait a second
[01:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL:...
[01:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i feel like
[01:45] <megaLifter> ML: what?
[01:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you are flirting with me
[01:46] <megaLifter> ML: perhaps
[01:46] <megaLifter> ML: you gonna show me a picture of that face to prove it?
[01:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh how exciting
[01:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: om is that part of flirting
[01:47] <megaLifter> ML: sure is baby
[01:47] <fashionableLunatic> FL: OK!
[01:48] <fashionableLunatic> *tags picture of Jydbec on a slightly wonky sideways angle standing next to a table with corpses in chairs around it, she's waving <:D*
[01:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: those are my friends!
[01:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: the other trolls on the photo!
[01:48] <megaLifter> ML: c'mon baby be serious
[01:49] <megaLifter> ML: show me your face
[01:49] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I AM BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING NIGHTHOWLERBEAST TWAT!
[01:49] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'M NEVER NOT SERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING!
[01:50] <megaLifter> ML: now hold on baby
[01:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'LL FUCKING SLICE YOUR LEGS OF AND KICK YOU WITH THEM
[01:50] <megaLifter> ML: let's just talk about this
[01:50] <megaLifter> ML: you got any hobbies?
[01:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: talk about what?
[01:50] <megaLifter> ML: i like working out and shit
[01:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: uhhhhh... i like making dresses
[01:50] <megaLifter> ML: you already saw how jacked that made me
[01:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and torture is also up there
[01:51] <megaLifter> ML: BDSM, right
[01:51] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes you looked very sickly <:D
[01:51] <megaLifter> ML: i'm tellin ya, i feel perfect
[01:51] <fashionableLunatic> FL: that's what they all say
[01:51] <fashionableLunatic> FL: no wait
[01:51] <megaLifter> ML: probably because of how ripped i am
[01:52] <fashionableLunatic> FL: they say the opposite
[01:52] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i didn't see many rip marks on you to be honest
[01:52] <megaLifter> ML: who's they?
[01:52] <megaLifter> ML: you got friends? ;)
[01:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: uh doi
[01:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: the other trolls on that photo i sent you
[01:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i did send that to you right
[01:53] <megaLifter> ML: don't play hard to get
[01:53] <megaLifter> ML: you sent me a shock image baby
[01:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: did I?
[01:53] <megaLifter> ML: but Nolan don't take no for an answer
[01:54] <megaLifter> ML: sure did
[01:54] <fashionableLunatic> FL: huh ok let me try again
[01:54] <megaLifter> ML: i get it, you're shy
[01:54] <megaLifter> ML: but Nolan will get you out of that shell
[01:54] <fashionableLunatic> *tags almost the same picture but from a different angle*
[01:54] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what's next in the flirting progress
[01:55] <megaLifter> ML: i have no idea where you're getting these shock images
[01:55] <fashionableLunatic> FL: when does me stabbing you come in
[01:55] <megaLifter> ML: well, next i'd ask for...
[01:55] <megaLifter> ML: stabbing may be taking the BDSM a little far
[01:55] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what's BDSM
[01:55] <megaLifter> ML: Nolan's up for kink, but that's a little heavy baby
[01:56] <megaLifter> ML: BDSM is that torture shit you're so into
[01:56] <megaLifter> ML: but Nolan don't judge
[01:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh!
[01:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: stabbing dbwuaidbwyaivdawh isn't that bad then
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: i haven't heard of anyone into stabbing
[01:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: the part where you will really start screaming is when i begin removing your digits
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML but hey, maybe shit's more hardcore in europe
[01:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: maybe an eye or two
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: yeesh
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: you act shy, then you act brash
[01:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yeah that usually get's them in utter agony
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: you're one topsy chick
[01:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you gotta make sure that you keep them conceous tho
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: but Nolan's determined!
[01:58] <megaLifter> ML: i got an idea
[01:58] <megaLifter> ML: a good idea
[01:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so splashing them with water after removing an arm or two is a good idea
[01:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ARE YOU EVEN WRITING THESE TORTURE TIPS DOWN!
[01:58] <megaLifter> ML: well no, i want to share my idea
[01:59] <megaLifter> ML: you got your ears open?
[01:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes?
[01:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i can close my ears?
[01:59] <megaLifter> ML: just hear me out
[01:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: huh i thought that was more of a jade blood thing
[01:59] <megaLifter> ML: let's skip the torture shit, and i'll drop the face shit
[01:59] <megaLifter> ML: instead let's get to the good stuff
[01:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: LOOK BUSTER!
[02:00] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU FUCKING ARE
[02:00] <megaLifter> ML: Nolan baby
[02:00] <megaLifter> ML: that's who i am
[02:00] <fashionableLunatic> FL: BUT I DON'T FUCKING DROP THE TORTURE SHIT!
[02:00] <fashionableLunatic> FL: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM
[02:00] <fashionableLunatic> FL: SOME FUCKING PLEBBIAN WITH NO STANDARDS
[02:00] <megaLifter> ML: i think you're missing out on a big opportunity
[02:00] <megaLifter> ML: to get all this Nolan action
[02:01] <fashionableLunatic> FL: YOU FUCKING WRIGLER CARCCASE, I HAVE A MATESPRIT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!
[02:02] <megaLifter> ML: shit, is that boyfriend in europe
[02:02] <megaLifter> ML: Nolan don't tread on those waters
[02:02] <megaLifter> ML: ice gets real thin
[02:02] <fashionableLunatic> FL: AND WELL STAB YOU TOGETHER MAKING SURE THAT ALL YOUR BLOOD IS PROPERLY FUCKING DRAINED BEFORE WE KILL YOU!
[02:02] <fashionableLunatic> FL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDVAYDBHWLADYWILABDHWBYALDVWH:ABHDJLGWYLADVBHWJAVDUWVGYADJBWHADVYWUABDHW:ABDHWABDYUWLABD
[02:02] <megaLifter> ML: alright i am starting to see what that weeb and els was talkin about
[02:03] <fashionableLunatic> FL: DWABYWDVAUKWDVYAKDVWUKADYWADWADWADVTWKVDGJW;AVDW
[02:03] <fashionableLunatic> FL:...
[02:03] <fashionableLunatic> FL: who are you
[02:03] <megaLifter> ML: Nolan
[02:03] <megaLifter> ML: please just call me Nolan
[02:03] <fashionableLunatic> FL: hello Nolan
[02:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: mind if i stab you just a tiny bit
[02:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: nothing important just your thinkpan or something
[02:04] <megaLifter> ML: not really, but..
[02:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: GREAT!
[02:04] <megaLifter> ML: yeah, not really
[02:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: let's meet in the pit in 16 hrs then
[02:04] <megaLifter> ML: the pit?
[02:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: the pit
[02:04] <megaLifter> ML: shit, i don't think i can afford a plane ticket...
[02:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you know <:D
[02:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what are planes
[02:05] <megaLifter> ML: maybe i can bum one off my parents or something...
[02:05] <megaLifter> ML: where in europe are you?
[02:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: why are you using all wdbauidvwyaldw these stupid words
[02:06] <megaLifter> ML: i ain't using stupid words
[02:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes you are
[02:06] <megaLifter> ML: just look up airplane on google translate or somethin
[02:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: like plane and parents and europe
[02:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: see there you go again
[02:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and they call me crazy
[02:07] <megaLifter> ML: you're certainly acting sporadic or some shit
[02:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: am I?
[02:07] <megaLifter> ML: yeah baby
[02:07] <megaLifter> ML: mashin the keyboard and shit
[02:07] <megaLifter> ML: and who the hell doesn't know what a plane is
[02:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: that's my quirk you insensitive bastard
[02:08] <megaLifter> ML: aw fuck
[02:08] <megaLifter> ML: you're a weeb too
[02:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: a weeb?
[02:08] <megaLifter> ML: man, that's such a deal breaker...
[02:08] <megaLifter> ML: it all makes sense
[02:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so you are not coming to the pit?
[02:09] <megaLifter> ML: quirks, weird names of things, "the pit"
[02:09] <megaLifter> ML: you're a fuckin weeb
[02:09] <fashionableLunatic> FL: really?
[02:09] <megaLifter> ML: and Nolan don't deal with weebs
[02:09] <megaLifter> ML: even if they are of the female kind
[02:09] <fashionableLunatic> FL: OH!
[02:09] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i'm having a tea party
[02:10] <fashionableLunatic> FL: are weebs people who have tea parties!
[02:10] <megaLifter> ML: fuckin totally
[02:10] <fashionableLunatic> FL: then I'm a weeb <:D
[02:10] <megaLifter> ML: well, like i said
[02:10] <megaLifter> ML: i don't deal with weebs
[02:10] <fashionableLunatic> FL: that's ok
[02:11] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i don't even know you
[02:11] <megaLifter> ML: go make out with your "matesprite" or whatever
[02:11] <fashionableLunatic> FL: who?
[02:11] <megaLifter> ML: i don't even fuckin know
[02:11] <megaLifter> ML: you ever feel like talking to a real man, just chat me
[02:12] <megaLifter> megaLifter ceased pestering  fashionableLunatic
[02:12] <voltaireMortis> ==END==