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- A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
- He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
- The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
- The son says, "I did some homework."
- The robot slaps the son.
- The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
- Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
- Son says, "Toy Story."
- The robot slaps the son.
- Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
- Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
- The robot slaps the father.
- Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
- The robot slaps the mother.
- :P
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