Cut Man

Name: Cut Man
Gender: Male
Preference: Female
Good Point: Vast knowledge of puns
Bad Point: Dull witted
Likes: Origami
Dislikes: Rocks

Dialogue:

"...(he doesn't notice you)" encountered
"...(he still doesn't notice you)" if used command 'run'
"...(he doesn't like your attitude" if used command '*clears throat*'
"would you CUT it out! Hehehe..." if used command '*catcall*'
"please do not touch me, if you don't know, I am CUTTING edge technology!" if used command '*tap shoulder*'
"it seems like you are a lover of the great art of puns! it's a shear delight to meet you!" if used command '*tell pun'*
"oh, well, uhhh. UGH I CAN'T THINK OF A PUN!" compliment, male
"well, the ladies do love me for my SHARP wits!" compliment, female
"can you say that again? i'm quite a dull knife these days..." flirt, male
"you look sharp in that dress yourself. Hehehe..." flirt, female
"WHAT! i think you're getting confused with knife-scissors-needle!" challenge to rock-paper-scissors
"...(Cut Man runs away)" talk about Metal Man
"you're making me uncomfortable..." talk about geology
"you have quite a talent there!" make a paper swan
"really? i have a book filled with every known pun in the world at Light Labs! too bad it's too heavy to carry, so how about the Lab at 4?" relationship (accepted), female
"let's cut to the chase: I do not think we could be more than friends." relationship (rejected), female
lLet me just cut you off there!" relationship, male

"oh you showed up early, that's GRATE of you! Hehe..." show up early
"are you Time Man? you showed up exactly on time!" show up on time
"you barely made the cut, if you showed up five minutes later i'd get back with Blossom Woman!" show up late
"...(tell a pun!)" Icebreaker
"hm, that is quite fishy of you... Hehe." tell 'Fish Pun'
"well EYE like your attitude!" tell 'Eye pun'
"i'd be lion if I said you didn't claw me in with that one!" tell 'Lion pun'
"eggcelent!" tell 'egg pun'
"i never understood why people thought that these kinds of puns were humerus..." tell "Skeleton pun'
"well I was having tea with Fire Man, his temper was rising and he set the table on fire, I told him "woah, chill, man."" tell 'Robot pun'
"someone introduce me to this game..." Icebreaker 2 (get if answered 'Robot Pun,' 'Egg Pun,' or 'Lion Pun')
"paper?" if answered 'paper'
"Sharp minds think similarly!" if answered 'scissor'
"." if answered 'rock.' triggers bad ending
"you seem like a GRATE match for me! you like puns, and scissors, just what I look for in my dates, so anyway, let's do this again!" if answered 'scissors' after message
"WHAT!? Those words cut me very deep!" if answered 'no' triggers bad ending
"Yes! Let's tell the other bots how grate we are!" if answered 'yes' triggers good ending