ZZZ fights a fat fuck

8:58 zzzmeansfyou: I had a pretend sword fight with an asian kid over a shared mmorpg account
8:59 zzzmeansfyou: I dont think Ive told you guys about that situation
8:59 zzzmeansfyou: no, it was some 2d turn based fighter thing
8:59 zzzmeansfyou: made in flash
8:59 zzzmeansfyou: everybody was standing sideways
9:00 zzzmeansfyou: http://www.battleon.com/
9:00 zzzmeansfyou: adventure quest
9:01 zzzmeansfyou: anyways, me and this guy had been levelling the same account ever since he moved to my street because you could both be playing the same account at the same time
9:01 Comradexkcd: wait a minuite
9:01 Comradexkcd: wait a minute, your last story said you didnt have any friends
9:02 Comradexkcd: or something like that
9:02 zzzmeansfyou: he wasnt a friend
9:02 zzzmeansfyou: we never really hung out or anything
9:02 zzzmeansfyou: also this was 2 houses after the controller story
9:02 EMP_Put_Sagat_In_Ultra_SF : You have the weirded stories
9:03 zzzmeansfyou: I got to know him because I was forced to bike outside for like 10 min a day because I getting some kind of skin thing from vitamin d deficiency
9:04 zzzmeansfyou: and I had to eat zucchinis or some *** too, but anyways I saw him hacking a tree in his back yard with a plastic sword and I thought it looked like fun so I stopped and asked him some *** and then talked about video games and ***
9:04 zzzmeansfyou: and we both played the same rpg so we added each other on msn messenger, and then like a week later he asked if we wanted to share an account to double level it
9:05 zzzmeansfyou: so thats what I did, and I barely talked to him because you dont really need to talk to someone to grind out a shitty rpg
9:05 zzzmeansfyou: but then the game grew and they decided to change the shitty login system so 2 people cant play at the same time
9:06 EMP_Put_Sagat_In_Ultra_SF :
9:06 zzzmeansfyou: and at that point I knew he had put in more time than me so I needed to figure out a way to get the account for myself
9:06 zzzmeansfyou: and at the time I was watching the power rangers where they were all ninjas
9:07 zzzmeansfyou: so I was like, Im going to ninja fight this kid for this account
9:07 Comradexkcd: During this time, you didnt think to change the login info?
9:07 Comradexkcd:
9:07 zzzmeansfyou: yeah, I was really *** stupid right
9:07 zzzmeansfyou: because wait until what happens
9:07 Comradexkcd: we already know that
9:08 zzzmeansfyou: I get to his house and ring his doorbell and we have an awkward conversation where I challenge him to a fake sword fight
9:08 zzzmeansfyou: and in the middle of the street we start smacking each other with swords
9:08 Clabbeklet:
9:08 Drakhund: yoooo
9:08 zzzmeansfyou: I think I smacked his ear really hard because he started crying and ran back to his house, and I figured that meant I won or something
9:09 zzzmeansfyou: so I walked back to my place, but the thing was that we were fighting in front of his house which meant he was much closer
9:09 zzzmeansfyou: so by the time I got home, all the account details were changed
9:09 EMP_Put_Sagat_In_Ultra_SF : Bodied
9:09 Drakhund: yo thats fuked up
9:09 Drakhund: if he agreed to duel you
9:09 zzzmeansfyou: not only that, but at this time the neighbourhood I was in was really new, so there was no fences and ***
9:10 zzzmeansfyou: so everyone could see from many streets that I had this really lame fight with a fat asian kid
9:10 zzzmeansfyou: and some kids from my school saw and basically told everyone I beat up a fat asian kid in a pretend sword fight
9:10 zzzmeansfyou: and I had to hold that L for the next 2 years
9:11 zzzmeansfyou: while the fucker played on my adventure quest account