Boatquest the movie

 In a world...of pony proportions, 5 heros will be chosen to risk it all, or lose everything they hold dear...
 *Flash cut of Al, Sleeves, Golden, Hoof, and pony with a ? on his or her face*
Starring, An ex guardcaptain unbound by the law *Quick cut to al cuddling weather and him with a furrowed brow looking into the camera with his bone club* AL:"Pleeeeeeease *even more narrow* I am the law..."
The man who cleans up the trash, *Que sleeves sweeping a street with crickets in the backround* Sleeves:"Huh?" *EXPLOSION*
The Spapony who will touch your heart in all the right places *Golden is giving a massage to a mare, zoom in to his face as he whispers into her ear and the camera* "Now Just...relaaaaaaxxxxx~"
The stallion who plows the fields and takes names *Hoofs standing dramaticly in the field with a crossbow as a plane sweeps overhead  narrowly missing him* "Ain't takin my freedoms..."
 And for the first time on the big screen, ???! As the one who will hold  them all togeather Golden:"I TRUSTED YOU" *Laughter intensifies* *??? sits there in the inn with a puzzled expression, the new challanger sound from super smash bro's plays*
 From the same people that brought you Twilight, and saving private Brian
 Produced by Gabe Newell, Co directed by Michael Bay and M.Night Shamalamadingdong, In the comedy action romantic sci-fi thriller based off the novel Push by saphire
...BoatQuest...The Movie...Sleeves is in a lone shot on the streets "Ponut holes beware...you're in for a scare..." *Fade to black*