Ryan

  Why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
            Let's see now...... No beer, No booze, No bars, No television,
            No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey,
            No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs,
            No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
            Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
            Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there
            are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
            No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas.
            You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower
            to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
            The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.  Your
            bride is picked by someone else.
            She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better
            disposition.
            Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
            No mystery here.