jOELZism

 jOELZ(aka. Cooking Minced Meat Monster) is a known hltv troller & swagger. But is he just as that? I arent think that. So i wanted to do a research and share my thoughts with you.
 His lan experience was a lot of time ago. I think there is a reason why he isnt going lans anymore.
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jOELZ on lan when he was a demigod
 After this tournament he never show himself on lan. Because he evolved to his final form (The Great jOELZ) and he became god.
You know there is a saying like "god is everywhere" and to play on lan you should go decided place. But he cant go because he is god and he is everywhere so he cant play on lan :'C
 And after becoming god, he started to see everything (behind of the walls/smokes and Cloud9's super secret strats too) so he is unbeatable on online with no doubt.
 FAQ
1.nt jOELZ
I really dont know how can i prove i am not jOELZ but i am not, i am just seeker of truth, please dont hate.
2.How can i pray to jOELZ?
Easy question, you have to eat a lot of minced meat (kebab is also acceptable). More minced meat/kebab you eat, more swag point you get from him.
3.If he is a god, why he is losing on online sometimes?
He is also equitable god. He obviously know humans have no chance against him, but anyway, he is trying to do everything balanced.