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  1. SamsterSamster: It's not letting the WeeklyQuiz account in for some reason
  2.  
  3. Woon1957: we're late you bastard
  4.  
  5. Pigjr1: maybe the "new host"
  6.  
  7. SamsterSamster: Might have to host it with this account
  8.  
  9. S_98: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
  10.  
  11. adv0catus: k
  12.  
  13. Pigjr1: forgot you on the whitelist
  14.  
  15. S_98: Ok samster go ahead
  16.  
  17. Meistheman: JUST IN TIME
  18.  
  19. LethalMutiny: Gogogo I ain't got much time.
  20.  
  21. Pigjr1: actually you're technically 5 minutes late meis
  22.  
  23. Meistheman: Oh ****
  24.  
  25. SamsterSamster: Right, let's start
  26.  
  27. S_98: POTATO
  28.  
  29. SamsterSamster: Question #1: What is one of the fastest growing churches in the world, founded in 2005 by physics graduate Bobby Henderson?
  30.  
  31. Pigjr1: Christianity
  32.  
  33. S_98: Scientology
  34.  
  35. Meistheman: West Baptist Church
  36.  
  37. Behemoth542: Pastafarian
  38.  
  39. Precarious: Flying Spaghetti Monster
  40.  
  41. adv0catus: Church of adv0catus.
  42.  
  43. SamsterSamster: Prec is right
  44.  
  45. Woon1957: wat
  46.  
  47. Behemoth542: ...
  48.  
  49. Meistheman: Lol no
  50.  
  51. Pigjr1: wat
  52.  
  53. S_98: ...
  54.  
  55. Pigjr1: >pastafarian
  56.  
  57. Pigjr1: >flying spaghetti monster
  58.  
  59. Pigjr1: ???
  60.  
  61. Behemoth542: Isn't that Pastafarian, or whatever is it written?
  62.  
  63. S_98: same thing
  64.  
  65. Meistheman: West Baptist Church is definitely right
  66.  
  67. SamsterSamster: I asked what was the church called
  68.  
  69. SamsterSamster: not the members
  70.  
  71. SamsterSamster: Question 2: What do followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster prefer to be called?
  72.  
  73. Precarious: Pastafarian
  74.  
  75. S_98: pastafarian
  76.  
  77. LethalMutiny: Pastafarian
  78.  
  79. Behemoth542: Pastafarians
  80.  
  81. Pigjr1: pastafarian
  82.  
  83. SamsterSamster: No repeats today btw
  84.  
  85. Meistheman: Pastafarians!
  86.  
  87. Woon1957: pls
  88.  
  89. SamsterSamster: Prec got it >:)
  90.  
  91. LethalMutiny: :|
  92.  
  93. Behemoth542: OH COME ON
  94.  
  95. S_98: what
  96.  
  97. Behemoth542: ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME, SAMSTER
  98.  
  99. Meistheman: Lol
  100.  
  101. S_98: BTW is this a churchy quiz?
  102.  
  103. adv0catus: Samster's in a bastard mood.
  104.  
  105. Precarious: religion
  106.  
  107. SamsterSamster: Religion yeah
  108.  
  109. Pigjr1: b& prec pls
  110.  
  111. adv0catus: S_98, it's Religion.
  112.  
  113. LethalMutiny: Oh god.
  114.  
  115. SamsterSamster: Question 3: The name of this ancient religion comes from a Latin word meaning "village dweller." Later the religion's meaning evolved to mean "uncivilized" or even "Satanic." Which religion is it?
  116.  
  117. Pigjr1: Islam
  118.  
  119. S_98: Oh wow
  120.  
  121. S_98: Devil
  122.  
  123. Woon1957: satanism
  124.  
  125. Meistheman: Barbaric!
  126.  
  127. Behemoth542: HAVE YOU PASSED YOUR BRAIN THROUGH A ****ING MEAT MINCER?
  128.  
  129. Woon1957: crhstianity
  130.  
  131. Meistheman: Muslim
  132.  
  133. Meistheman: Judism
  134.  
  135. S_98: jusaidm
  136.  
  137. Woon1957: taoism
  138.  
  139. Meistheman: Hindu
  140.  
  141. S_98: udaism
  142.  
  143. adv0catus: Paganism.
  144.  
  145. Precarious: Wicca?
  146.  
  147. Pigjr1: Buddhism
  148.  
  149. Woon1957: buddism
  150.  
  151. SamsterSamster: adv0 got it
  152.  
  153. LethalMutiny: Zoroastrian
  154.  
  155. S_98: animism
  156.  
  157. Woon1957: confucionsim
  158.  
  159. S_98: e
  160.  
  161. Meistheman: PASTAFARANISM
  162.  
  163. Behemoth542: Hinduism
  164.  
  165. LethalMutiny: Yeah I'm screwed for this.
  166.  
  167. Woon1957: oh that makes sense
  168.  
  169. Precarious: are we going to have any real religions eventually?
  170.  
  171. S_98: hmm...
  172.  
  173. Meistheman: Lol
  174.  
  175. Woon1957: silly snine we should know these
  176.  
  177. Behemoth542: Lovecraftian religion
  178.  
  179. adv0catus: Paganism is real.
  180.  
  181. S_98: Hanif
  182.  
  183. Meistheman: I know it is.
  184.  
  185. SamsterSamster: Question #4: To the nearest 100, how many Jewish Mitzvot are there?
  186.  
  187. LethalMutiny: I'm not really religious... soooo.
  188.  
  189. Woon1957: jahiliah
  190.  
  191. Meistheman: I'm a real Pagan
  192.  
  193. Meistheman: 1000
  194.  
  195. Pigjr1: 200
  196.  
  197. S_98: 700
  198.  
  199. Woon1957: 1
  200.  
  201. Precarious: 7
  202.  
  203. Woon1957: 2
  204.  
  205. Woon1957: 3
  206.  
  207. Pigjr1: 1100
  208.  
  209. Woon1957: 9
  210.  
  211. S_98: lol
  212.  
  213. Pigjr1: 0
  214.  
  215. Woon1957: 800
  216.  
  217. Woon1957: 500
  218.  
  219. Woon1957: 200
  220.  
  221. Pigjr1: 1200
  222.  
  223. Precarious: 400
  224.  
  225. Pigjr1: 1300
  226.  
  227. S_98: 100000
  228.  
  229. Behemoth542: **** it. I quit
  230.  
  231. Precarious: 800
  232.  
  233. Meistheman: This is too funny
  234.  
  235. S_98: 100
  236.  
  237. Pigjr1: 1400
  238.  
  239. Precarious: 1200
  240.  
  241. Pigjr1: 1500
  242.  
  243. Meistheman: 234789
  244.  
  245. LethalMutiny: 3500
  246.  
  247. S_98: 400
  248.  
  249. Pigjr1: 1600
  250.  
  251. S_98: 300
  252.  
  253. Meistheman: 10000
  254.  
  255. Precarious: 1600
  256.  
  257. Pigjr1: 1700
  258.  
  259. Meistheman: 200
  260.  
  261. Precarious: 2000
  262.  
  263. Pigjr1: 1800
  264.  
  265. S_98: 500
  266.  
  267. Pigjr1: 1900
  268.  
  269. Meistheman: 20000
  270.  
  271. S_98: 6000
  272.  
  273. Precarious: 5000
  274.  
  275. S_98: 700
  276.  
  277. Meistheman: 3330000
  278.  
  279. Precarious: 10000
  280.  
  281. Pigjr1: 2100
  282.  
  283. S_98: 800
  284.  
  285. S_98: 1000
  286.  
  287. Pigjr1: 2200
  288.  
  289. Woon1957: 600
  290.  
  291. S_98: 900
  292.  
  293. Woon1957: 200
  294.  
  295. SamsterSamster: YOU GUYS HAVE MISSED OUT LIKE ONE NUMBER
  296.  
  297. Woon1957: 700
  298.  
  299. Precarious: new question please
  300.  
  301. Meistheman: Lol a spam fest!
  302.  
  303. SamsterSamster: THANK YOY
  304.  
  305. Woon1957: 100
  306.  
  307. SamsterSamster: 600
  308.  
  309. Pigjr1: 1900
  310.  
  311. SamsterSamster: Woon
  312.  
  313. Behemoth542: Could you please stop?
  314.  
  315. Woon1957: wow
  316.  
  317. SamsterSamster: You did this last time guys too >.>
  318.  
  319. LethalMutiny: Spam questions are bad.
  320.  
  321. Pigjr1: 100
  322.  
  323. Woon1957: lol
  324.  
  325. Pigjr1: 200
  326.  
  327. SamsterSamster: 613 to be exact
  328.  
  329. Precarious: 300
  330.  
  331. S_98: samstar...
  332.  
  333. S_98: These questions...
  334.  
  335. Meistheman: LOL
  336.  
  337. Woon1957: prec still guessing
  338.  
  339. Precarious: 1957
  340.  
  341. SamsterSamster: Question #5: One of the world's most ancient religions originated in the eastern part of Iran (formerly Persia) and was founded by a prophet whose name in Greek is Zarathustra. His Persian name is the name of the religion. Which one?
  342.  
  343. S_98: Prec determined to get ALL points
  344.  
  345. Precarious: Zoroaster
  346.  
  347. Woon1957: confucius
  348.  
  349. Precarious: Zoroastrianism
  350.  
  351. Meistheman: Zarathustra!
  352.  
  353. S_98: Zoroastm
  354.  
  355. SamsterSamster: Prec is right
  356.  
  357. Behemoth542: The guy in Socrates Jones
  358.  
  359. Meistheman: Also sprach Zarathustra
  360.  
  361. S_98: Socrates?
  362.  
  363. SamsterSamster: Question #6: Monotheism is the defining characteristic of this religion and the Talmud is a core text of this religion. Which religion is it?
  364.  
  365. Precarious: Judaism
  366.  
  367. Meistheman: Sadism
  368.  
  369. Woon1957: christianity
  370.  
  371. SamsterSamster: Prec got it
  372.  
  373. S_98: judaism
  374.  
  375. adv0catus: Sikism.
  376.  
  377. S_98: I KNEW THIS
  378.  
  379. adv0catus: Silkism.
  380.  
  381. S_98: DARN
  382.  
  383. adv0catus: I can't spell it.
  384.  
  385. Woon1957: me too sniney
  386.  
  387. Meistheman: I almost had it right!
  388.  
  389. adv0catus: Sikhism.
  390.  
  391. Woon1957: except I didn't study ever
  392.  
  393. SamsterSamster: Question #7: The indigenous people of the Andes believe in an Earth Mother. She is the focus of Incan religious beliefs. What do the Incas call their Earth Mother?
  394.  
  395. S_98: ^^
  396.  
  397. Behemoth542: Pachamama
  398.  
  399. S_98: ibu bumi
  400.  
  401. Woon1957: gaia
  402.  
  403. SamsterSamster: Behemoth got it
  404.  
  405. Precarious: Picchu
  406.  
  407. S_98: yggdrasil
  408.  
  409. Meistheman: Terra
  410.  
  411. Behemoth542: <--- Lives near Andes
  412.  
  413. S_98: Panchamama???
  414.  
  415. Meistheman: Columbus
  416.  
  417. Precarious: ah
  418.  
  419. Meistheman: Sulla
  420.  
  421. Meistheman: Kleopatra
  422.  
  423. SamsterSamster: Question #8: The main Muslim populations are located across North Africa, the Middle East, central and south Asia, and Southeast Asia. There are two major forms of Islam today. Name one of the two.
  424.  
  425. Precarious: SUnni
  426.  
  427. Precarious: Shiite
  428.  
  429. S_98: Shia
  430.  
  431. Woon1957: sunaseiane
  432.  
  433. Woon1957: suninsea
  434.  
  435. Woon1957: aaa
  436.  
  437. adv0catus: Shi'ite
  438.  
  439. SamsterSamster: Sunni is one
  440.  
  441. S_98: Shi'a
  442.  
  443. Behemoth542: howthe****doyouknowit
  444.  
  445. SamsterSamster: Shi'a is the other
  446.  
  447. S_98: DARNIT PREC YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW THESE
  448.  
  449. S_98: Mahmudiah
  450.  
  451. S_98: :p
  452.  
  453. S_98: £3
  454.  
  455. Woon1957: Well
  456.  
  457. S_98: #3
  458.  
  459. Woon1957: I should have known this
  460.  
  461. SamsterSamster: Question #9: According to Catholic tradition, the Catholic Church was founded by whom?
  462.  
  463. Precarious: Jesus
  464.  
  465. Woon1957: jesus
  466.  
  467. adv0catus: Peter.
  468.  
  469. S_98: Henry 8
  470.  
  471. Woon1957: simon
  472.  
  473. SamsterSamster: Jesus is right
  474.  
  475. Woon1957: james
  476.  
  477. S_98: Oh sure.
  478.  
  479. Behemoth542: ehhh...
  480.  
  481. Behemoth542: It was Peter
  482.  
  483. Woon1957: :|
  484.  
  485. Behemoth542: He was the first pope, too
  486.  
  487. SamsterSamster: Question #10: This monotheistic religion was founded in the sixteenth century by Guru Nanak in Punjab, India. Today many of its followers can be found worldwide. Which religion is it?
  488.  
  489. Precarious: Peter was the first pope, but the religion descends from Jesus
  490.  
  491. S_98: Sikhisn
  492.  
  493. Woon1957: hindu
  494.  
  495. Precarious: Buddhism
  496.  
  497. S_98: m
  498.  
  499. SamsterSamster: Sikhism is right
  500.  
  501. Precarious: Jainism
  502.  
  503. S_98: YAY 1 POINT
  504.  
  505. S_98: FINALLY
  506.  
  507. Woon1957: <3
  508.  
  509. Woon1957: we should rename history to religion right
  510.  
  511. SamsterSamster: Question #11: The Bible contains 66 books but how many are in the Old Testament?
  512.  
  513. S_98: 18#
  514.  
  515. Woon1957: 12
  516.  
  517. Behemoth542: 33
  518.  
  519. Woon1957: 66
  520.  
  521. Precarious: 41
  522.  
  523. Woon1957: 29
  524.  
  525. S_98: 3504
  526.  
  527. Precarious: 42
  528.  
  529. Woon1957: 45
  530.  
  531. Precarious: 43
  532.  
  533. S_98: 40936130954
  534.  
  535. Woon1957: 63
  536.  
  537. Precarious: 44
  538.  
  539. S_98: 0396180139
  540.  
  541. Woon1957: 12
  542.  
  543. Precarious: 46
  544.  
  545. S_98: 23
  546.  
  547. adv0catus: Precarious, Jesus inspired it, but Peter actually started it.
  548.  
  549. S_98: 54
  550.  
  551. Precarious: 47
  552.  
  553. Woon1957: 47
  554.  
  555. Woon1957: 98
  556.  
  557. S_98: 67
  558.  
  559. Woon1957: 45
  560.  
  561. S_98: 1
  562.  
  563. Woon1957: 51
  564.  
  565. S_98: 2
  566.  
  567. S_98: 3
  568.  
  569. S_98: 4
  570.  
  571. Woon1957: 0
  572.  
  573. S_98: 6
  574.  
  575. Woon1957: 9
  576.  
  577. S_98: 7
  578.  
  579. Woon1957: 8
  580.  
  581. S_98: 8
  582.  
  583. S_98: 9
  584.  
  585. Woon1957: 15
  586.  
  587. Woon1957: 16
  588.  
  589. Precarious: I'm Catholic
  590.  
  591. Behemoth542: Stop
  592.  
  593. Woon1957: 19
  594.  
  595. S_98: 5
  596.  
  597. adv0catus: 32.
  598.  
  599. Woon1957: 17
  600.  
  601. Precarious: I would know
  602.  
  603. Woon1957: 15
  604.  
  605. S_98: 231
  606.  
  607. Woon1957: 29
  608.  
  609. LethalMutiny: 39
  610.  
  611. SamsterSamster: between 30-40
  612.  
  613. adv0catus: k.
  614.  
  615. S_98: 541
  616.  
  617. SamsterSamster: 39 is right LM
  618.  
  619. Precarious: 31
  620.  
  621. Behemoth542: I'm Argentinian
  622.  
  623. adv0catus: 31
  624.  
  625. S_98: 32
  626.  
  627. adv0catus: 33
  628.  
  629. Behemoth542: But I don't know most of Argentina's story
  630.  
  631. Woon1957: prec, me too
  632.  
  633. S_98: ...
  634.  
  635. SamsterSamster: Prec 6 adv0 1 Woon 1 Behemoth 1 S_98 1 LM 1
  636.  
  637. SamsterSamster: Most diverse quiz so far
  638.  
  639. Behemoth542: Beign a part of something doesn't means that you'll know everything about it
  640.  
  641. Woon1957: ^
  642.  
  643. SamsterSamster: I'm pretty sure
  644.  
  645. Precarious: Yeah, but it's me
  646.  
  647. Behemoth542: But you got it wrong
  648.  
  649. Precarious: I didn't
  650.  
  651. SamsterSamster: Question #12: Who was the first Pope of the Catholic Church?
  652.  
  653. Woon1957: peter
  654.  
  655. Behemoth542: Peter was the creator of the christian church
  656.  
  657. Precarious: Peter
  658.  
  659. LethalMutiny: Peter
  660.  
  661. Behemoth542: Peter
  662.  
  663. S_98: henry
  664.  
  665. adv0catus: Peter.
  666.  
  667. SamsterSamster: Peter is right
  668.  
  669. adv0catus: C'mon.
  670.  
  671. SamsterSamster: Woon got it first
  672.  
  673. S_98: Who's peter???
  674.  
  675. SamsterSamster: >:D
  676.  
  677. LethalMutiny: Jesus lag
  678.  
  679. Woon1957: Are you making this up?
  680.  
  681. S_98: Pope Peter?
  682.  
  683. Behemoth542: The guy who denied Jesus three times
  684.  
  685. Woon1957: did you even prepare for this
  686.  
  687. Woon1957: judas
  688.  
  689. S_98: Who's Judas?
  690.  
  691. S_98: Midas?
  692.  
  693. S_98: King Midas?
  694.  
  695. SamsterSamster: Question #13: One of India's oldest religions grew with Hinduism but was influenced by Buddhism. The leader was Mahavira, although Rishabha is considered to be the traditional founder. What religion is it?
  696.  
  697. Woon1957: islam
  698.  
  699. S_98: Vaishnavisme
  700.  
  701. Precarious: Jainism
  702.  
  703. Woon1957: christianity
  704.  
  705. SamsterSamster: Janism is right
  706.  
  707. LethalMutiny: Good thing I've only actually known the old testament number of books question.
  708.  
  709. Woon1957: did you actually know
  710.  
  711. LethalMutiny: Yeah, actually.
  712.  
  713. Woon1957: k
  714.  
  715. SamsterSamster: Question #14: The Jewish coming of age ritual is Bar Mitzvah; what is the female equivalent?
  716.  
  717. S_98: Isn't it one BIIIIG boook?
  718.  
  719. S_98: 12
  720.  
  721. S_98: 13
  722.  
  723. S_98: 15
  724.  
  725. Precarious: bat mitvah
  726.  
  727. S_98: 8
  728.  
  729. adv0catus: bat mitzfa
  730.  
  731. SamsterSamster: I actually knew that too btw
  732.  
  733. Woon1957: bar mitzette
  734.  
  735. SamsterSamster: Bat mitzvah is right
  736.  
  737. S_98: Wait I read that wrongly
  738.  
  739. SamsterSamster: You don't say
  740.  
  741. Woon1957: well yeah I have the book but i'd rather read LOTR
  742.  
  743. SamsterSamster: PREC BEATS EVERYONE PUT TOGETHER
  744.  
  745. SamsterSamster: Question 15 as well for the lulz though
  746.  
  747. Woon1957: /heathen
  748.  
  749. S_98: We know, Samster
  750.  
  751. Behemoth542: Just investigated
  752.  
  753. S_98: Let's move on
  754.  
  755. SamsterSamster: The tenth and final incarnation of Lord Vishnu has not yet appeared, according to Hindu scriptures. It is said he will appear at the end of the current age of darkness. What is this incarnation of Lord Vishnu known as?
  756.  
  757. Woon1957: bar somethign
  758.  
  759. S_98: ...
  760.  
  761. S_98: Erm.
  762.  
  763. S_98: Ramayana?
  764.  
  765. adv0catus: destroyer of worlds
  766.  
  767. Behemoth542: According to the tradition of the new Testament, Jesus DID create the catholic church
  768.  
  769. S_98: Brahma?
  770.  
  771. Woon1957: brahma
  772.  
  773. S_98: siva
  774.  
  775. Behemoth542: Darkness
  776.  
  777. S_98: Siva
  778.  
  779. S_98: Siva
  780.  
  781. Woon1957: ravi
  782.  
  783. LethalMutiny: Flying Spaghetti Cthulu
  784.  
  785. Behemoth542: Ashura
  786.  
  787. Precarious: Mola Ram Sudha Ram...Kali Ma...Kali Ma!
  788.  
  789. SamsterSamster: Kali is actually very close haha
  790.  
  791. Precarious: You will be a true believer, Dr. Jones!
  792.  
  793. LethalMutiny: Mali
  794.  
  795. LethalMutiny: Hali
  796.  
  797. Precarious: I don't know this though
  798.  
  799. S_98: Kalia?
  800.  
  801. Behemoth542: Oh, for ****s sake
  802.  
  803. Woon1957: kaili
  804.  
  805. Woon1957: kiala
  806.  
  807. SamsterSamster: Kalki was the correct answer
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