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- NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR
- A Romanian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
- He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Englishman, for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, Income Support,
- free medical care, and a free education!"
- The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian."
- The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England."
- The person says, "I not English, I am Pakistani."
- The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says,
- "Thank you for wonderful country England!"
- That person puts up his hand and says,
- "I am from Afghanistan. I am not British."
- He finally sees a nice lady and asks,
- "Are you an Englishwoman?"
- She says, "No, I am from Africa."
- Puzzled, he asks her,
- "Where are all the English?"
- The African lady checks her watch and says,
- "Probably at work."
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