Quotes

*Darkheart291*: when i grow up i wanna be a lamp post!
*Kyzer*: I like the sound of "blark". It is like a duck getting hit by a truck.
*Demonwolf*: "I can't wait to stick my toe in your ear." "That's hot."  - - -
In reply to Steve when he asked why he walked in the above quote.
*MrSpontaneous*: steve - when a boy loves a girl very much, his toe starts to tingle...
*JonnyRico*: I just saw a man with a dead bird on his head. - -  *JonnyRico*: he made a hat out of it.
*DorkPhones*: I should be in control of moar giant sperm!
*stevenorr*: They are more fail than a truck carrying one small box, Sav. :P
(Talking about whose milkshakes brought more guys to the yard. Mine brought Sav to the yard. :D) *CheckSumFail*: and they were like my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard *CheckSumFail*: damn right it's better than yours *CheckSumFail*: And I was like that's a mean thing to say. :'(
*FuzzyBacon*: Demon, you can have your soul back in 5-6 hours, mkay?
*Upaut*: "Help get my human neutered....buy a brownie!"?
*Zippy_pyromaniac*: Does that person in the video have boobs for arms?
*DorkPhones*: *Blark is a sexy beast*
*oddish*: time flies *oddish*: LIKE KITTENS!
*atayl129*: it isn't a dog if I can drop kick it over the back fence.
*stevenorr*: nowe i aam, uing myu fopoot\
*Silver_Strummer*: Oh my fudge monkeying god.
*Dr_Watson*: I wish I could type "..." in all caps.
*CedartownDawg*: it's not leg raising sexy but it's the kind of sexy you can have around your parents  (reply)
*Confuzzledmaniac*: Somebody give us a pony, or something.
*Steaditup*: That's metabrainsharing for you sophisticated folk.
*Azieru*: you made your character cry after failing to hug mine, twice.
*JKuang*: Doesn't Ireland share an eastern border with Narnia?
*SuicideMedic*: Imagine her in a drive thru! "Want fries or a drink with that ye dirty basterd?"
*SuicideMedic*: I pee slow-motion too.
*FuzzyBacon*: Kangaroo or gtfo
*Coradon*: That old saying "If you can't beat them..." - - - *Coradon*: "Pay someone to"
*JKuang*: Stop trying to upload your smell...
*thezombiegrinder*: brb need to chase the cat witha squirt gun..
*Crass*: i like plenty of my male friends, but theyre friends, not.. me trying to smuggle some sausage
*MrSpontaneous*: That's like taking away someone's computer and saying its ok because they have an etch-a-sketch.
*MrSpontaneous*: fighter: you, like most people, are rendered speechless upon encountering my druidic staff.
*Azieru*: ... "firing my supercomputer" apparently means "be AFK while urinating"
*JKuang*: Lrn2Duck.
*MrFluffums*: That's like buying tampons instead of mac and cheese!
*FuzzyBacon*: I can't say "I sexual wield pistols" with a straight face
*Upaut*: ...and now my desktop is jealous of my laptop...
*oddish*: i love you in an asexual way!
(Fat Steve Jokes) *SuicideMedic*: You know what is scary? - *Ekatah*: Steves weight?
*splendidnews*: the universe is expanding at an astonishing rate! - *PantherShah*: So is Steve's waistline.
(Sending PMs to ourselves) *To JKuang*: You remind me of Hello Kitty, but without the Kitty ._.
*Azieru*: stevenorr, go suck a lemon
*MrSpontaneous*: Upaut: Cougars are people too
(Talking about clown porn) *KakashiFNGRL*: Hey baby, can I make you a balloon snake? ;) (A few weeks later) *KakashiFNGRL*: But seriously, can I make you balloon snake? ;)
(lolwut?) *AkariNogashi*: eNDLESS ZOMBIE RAPAGE.
*oddish*: NOW I WANT TO VIOLATE EVERYBODY!
*CedartownDawg*: My armpits have never been violated to my knowledge.
*JKuang*: Oh my gawd, my name's replaced Christmas, I must be dreaming! - - *PantherShah*: About me? =] - - *MrSpontaneous*: Nightmares suck.
*Emielle*: Where's the "divorce" button?
*Confuzzledmaniac*: I smell a threesome.
(out of context)*SuicideMedic*:  i shove it somewhere in the middle
(out of context) *SuicideMedic*: and then i shoved it in a watermelon
*PantherShah*: I'm suck ='[
*thezombiegrinder*: is there any black
people in AUS?  (reply)
*Puppettron*: does haiting mean "getting hit by an earthquake"?
*Shynxeh*: once i had a dream of a leprochaun robbing my testicles :'(  - -*Dayntei*: Let see some proof then.
*unknownperson6*: Yeah, okay. I hate the "r" button being next to the "t" button. >.<  *MrFluffums*: Yeah, I just gave up on trying to spell "tape" correctly a long time ago.
*Azieru*: I'm not a robosexual!
*Azieru*: besides, what's not to love about fungi? -
*iwannakissthesun*: The fact that it's growing between your toes, Azieru.
*DackJaniels*: What?! The cops made you pop bubble gum vitamins!? Oh snap son.
*Emielle*: I'm being a pony whore.
*DorkPhones*: Everyone is lesbian for Dorkie! :D
*jimothywakov*: you think your lag is bad? it took jesus THREE DAYS to respawn
*DorkPhones*: s;; mohjy - -*DorkPhones*: ...all night*
*emokid223*: I don't want to be your male wife anymore
*Bobart*: ur momma's so fat she...has diabetes?
*JKuang*: Damn girl, you're interrobangin'.
*xRedemption*: I have lumpy jugs
*JKuang*: unknownperson6 is like... The most popular person in Ninja Chat, and quite possibly Taiwan
*DorkPhones*: E:>K3>-(=3-s.
*atayl129*: srsly... she is like the town bicycle...  (reply)
*DackJaniels*: No prob. Bros before BO's.
*Confuzzledmaniac*: He doesn't know he's hideous, and is oblivious to the fact that nobody wants to pay any attention to him.  - -*Confuzzledmaniac*: At which point he coughs up a hairball.
*To Confuzzledmaniac*: Get another person and lets Swedish test this bitch.  - - *Confuzzledmaniac*: ...Can I marry you?  (reply)
 *stevenorr*: I haven't been knocked up in a while.
*Azieru*: you seem to have come across a lot of cats in heat
*JKuang*: Having gender issues, one moment
 *FuzzyBacon*: I'd rather be violated by an armadillo
*Pekkekke*: kp6, in less than a minute I've degenerated into simply dolphin humping the water.
*MrSpontaneous*: Eww, Blark got nerdy all over my shoes.
*CedartownDawg*: My mirror says, "what hole did you crawl out of?!" and then I cry..
*JesseMH8*: if i have kids, i am going to keep my belt on and ask my wife for her bra. slingshot smack those kids for punishment.
*Azieru*: I impersonate breadcrumbs to catch ducks
*JKuang*: My desire for you burns greater than the fusion reactor core inside a Behemoth-class battlecruiser.
*JKuang*: I'm still wearing adult diapers.
*Jamcob*: That's right, I'm greedy witht he genitals
*Azieru*: did the bearbull wtfpoon Kyru?
*Azieru*: memory isn't the only long thing Blarlack has
*Crowbar14*: my mental image of you[unknownperson6] is Taub from House
*Lystie*: True. I love the word moist however. It's so... powerful in it's imagery.
*Lystie*: < king of oral
*Azieru*: I'll let you pickle my Python