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- >You are Anon.
- >And you feel that today is going to be a great day.
- >Rising up into a setting position, you take a moment to stretch.
- >When you finished, you look next to you, and see your slumbering wife.
- >Iggy, Cosmic Destroyer of Minds!
- >Is snoring gently as an adorable blue earth pony.
- >Seriously sometimes you have problems remembering that your wife is a horror of unimaginable proportions.
- >Not taking too much time admiring her as she sleeps.
- >You lean over, and kiss her softly on the neck.
- >She stirs slightly as your lips leave her neck.
- >Getting up from the bed, you knock out a quick stretch, before making up your side of the bed.
- >Moving towards your coat hanger.
- >You don your robe, and slippers.
- >Heading down stairs, you go into the kitchen, and start making a pot of coffee.
- >While the coffee is being made, you leave it to get the morning paper.
- >You open the front door the first thing you see is.
- >A bunch of weird ass ponies, wearing black robes, and bowing in front of your house.
- >The fuck?
- >The group of ponies responds to the sudden noise.
- >All of them looking up before doing anything.
- >”Aw, it’s just the star child’s pet human.” Says the pony in front, with an effeminate voice.
- >A resounding aw sweeps through your lawn.
- “Pet?!” “Well you all can go suck a dick!”
- >Slamming the door behind you, you sigh angrily.
- >Guess you better tell Iggy she has a cult now.
- >Briskly go up the stairs.
- >This annoyance need to be fix now.
- >And since it’s just the right time in the morning for ponies to go to work.
- >Who know how many have seen those freaks bowing in your front lawn.
- >Kinda surprising that none have called the guard yet.
- >Opening the door to your bedroom, you can see that Iggy is up, stretching and letting out a yawn.
- >”Good morning best human.” she says after she finishes her yawn.
- “Good morning.”
- >You tried your best to keep the irritation out of your voice.
- >But it seems Iggy to pick up on it anyways.
- >”Okay Anon, what’s eating you so early in the morning?”
- “Hmm well, this might come to a surprise to you, but you have a lot of weird ponies ready to worship the ground you walk on, right outside our door step.”
- >She blinks for a bit at this new information.
- >”The hell are you talking about?” she says, as she rips a hole through reality, and stares through it.
- >You have just gained two points of insight.
- >”Umm how long have they been out there?”
- “Beats me, all I know is that they want to meet their prophet from the stars.”
- >Iggy sighs, before closing the rift.
- >”And you didn’t kick them off our property because?”
- “I wanted to see you drive them insane?”
- >Iggy just shakes her head, before getting out of the bed.
- >Which then proceeds to fix itself.
- >She makes her way to the bathroom, but stop just before the door.
- >”Okay one last question.” She says, turning her head towards you.
- >”What did they do to you that got you so riled up?”
- “They called me your pet.”
- >Apparently Iggy found this funny, as she tries to contain a giggle.
- “Hey, what’s so funny huh?”
- >She manages to get a hold of herself before answering you.
- >”Oh it’s nothing Anon.”
- >All of a sudden, you feel something caress your check, overloading your senses with an indescribable sensation.
- >”Give me a bit, and we’ll go deal with the big bad name callers.”
- >Just couldn’t help it could you?
- >You hear a nope echo through your mind, as Iggy disappears into the bathroom.
- >You know, for an unidentifiable cosmic being.
- >Iggy still takes forever in the bathroom.
- >Don’t know why the bathroom hold such power over every single female in existence.
- >But it does.
- >After some time, Iggy emerges from the bathroom.
- >The form she decided on was a Pegasus.
- >Her coat, and mane is black, with her underbelly, inner legs, neck, around her mouth, nose and around her eyes is red.
- >Her mane is braided, and hangs off her shoulder.
- >It’s a wonderful thing that this is a marriage of jokester.
- “Woah Iggy calm down there.”
- >She stares at you, in hopes that you would explain yourself.
- “Just because you have a cult that is willing to sacrifice a baby goat in your name, doesn’t mean you can get all edgy on me.”
- >It takes her a second before she gets it.
- >And her response is to stomp her hoof, puff out her chest, and pout.
- >”Really Anon?!”
- “Why yes, just be sure to warn me when I’m about cut myself on an invisible razor blade.”
- >Something hits the back of your head.
- >You were about to say something, but Iggy cuts you off.
- >”You said warn you if you were about to cut yourself, I didn’t cut you, so no warning.”
- >Smug Eldritch horror.
- >C’mon lets deal with these cultist, before someone calls the guard.” She says, as she stars walking towards the door.
- >She thinks she can have the last laugh.
- >Ha.
- >You pull out your phone, and activate its voice command.
- “Play “Waking the Demon.”
- >The song starts blaring through your phone’s speakers.
- >Iggy stop when she hears the song, but couldn’t help herself from smiling.
- >”You know I’m just going to get you back for this.”
- >The two of you head downstairs, but before you exit the front door, you stop.
- >”Alright, so how wild, and crazy is this going to get?”
- >Iggy stops, before she turn towards you.
- >”I’m not driving them all insane Anon.”
- “Huh, why not?”
- >”Well first off driving them insane in the front lawn would cause one hell of a scene.
- >”One that would require the involvement of this town’s local heroes and the guard, because ponies are screaming about madness incarnate.”
- >”And second, all they did was call you my pet, and that smaller than anything I’ve done to you as a joke.”
- >”So suck it up, and try not to pout too much okay.”
- >She turns around and resumes heading to the door.
- >Reluctantly you follow behind.
- >Iggy opens the front door, and steps outside.
- >It take a few second before the crowd has any sort of reaction.
- >But when they get one.
- >”Praise be, it’s her!”
- >”Our prophet has come to deliver onto a higher plane!”
- >”Oh blessed star child, could you please kiss my soon to be born baby?!”
- >Iggy recoils from their sudden outburst.
- ‘What have you never had a cult before?’ you raise the question in your mind, so she can read it.
- >’No, there was only two people who even know I existed on Earth.’
- ‘And what happened to the second person?’
- >’He’s still in Ohio, quarantine with the rest of them.’
- ‘The hell did you do to Ohio?’
- >’Something that you’ll never find out about.’
- >”Please my kindred, can’t you see that you startled her?”
- >The cult leader manages to calm the crowd down.
- >”Um, well yes this is kinda new to me.”
- >Wow never saw Iggy this nervous before.
- >Iggy clears her throat, before she continues.
- >”Yes, I guess proper introductions are in order.”
- >The leader rises from her kneeling position.
- >”There is no need Ignal’oth, for we already know yours, and our names is insignificant compared to you.
- >There is a shocked expression on Iggy’s face.
- “Hold on a sec, how you even know that.”
- >The leader turns her head towards you.
- >”I know it because it is ingrained into my very mind.”
- >She turns back towards Iggy.
- >”Strange that your pet doesn’t know your name, Great One.”
- >Oh this bitch is looking for an ass kicking.
- >”I’m going to correct you on that, Anon is my husband, not my pet.”
- >The leader is silent for a moment.
- >”I see.”
- >Excuse me? Is that all this fucker has to say?
- >”Calm down Anon.” Iggy’s voice pierce your thoughts.
- >”Now that that has been settled, would you kindly show us our face?”
- >”It would be nice to see who we’re talking to.”
- >The hooded figure nods.
- >”Ah, yes forgive me.”
- >Can’t forgive you for being such a bitch.
- >The leader removes the hood from he-.
- >Now hold up.
- >That’s a very manly looking stallion.
- >…What?
- >The leader coat is a bright yellow, with a streak of white running from his nose to presumable down his back.
- >Emerald eyes stare intently forward.
- >He either shaved his head bald, or he is bald, one of the two
- >And there is a weird black squiggly line on his cheek.
- >But all that is not important.
- “So how did the voice happen, are you FtM, or something?”
- >”Anon, that isn’t a question you ask to someone you just met!”
- >”No, its fine, I’m used to the confusion by now.”
- >”And no, it’s much more complex matter than just changing my hormones.”
- “Oh please do tell this riveting tale of yours.”
- >”I have a better idea.” Iggy rudely interjects.
- >”How about we all have this nice conversation indoors, because we’re starting make a crowd.”
- >All eyes turn towards the street, and she’s right.
- >A growing crowd of ponies was starting to amass in the street, with whispers, and hybrid looks of concern and interest.
- >”Hmm I suppose you’re right, the outcry from non-believers would be problematic.”
- >”Alright then it’s settled, everyone follow me.”
- >Iggy turns around, and steps into the house.
- >You were about to follow, when you noticed the ponies in the street acting odd.
- >Some of them found themselves off balance, struggling desperately to stand up.
- >Others are clenching their heads between their hooves.
- >One unlucky sod didn’t take to kindly to Iggy’s mind intrusion, and passed out.
- >Turning away from the scene of confusion.
- >You noticed that you’re the last one left outside your house.
- >You walk into your house, and the first thing you notice is that living room is bigger.
- >Like physically impossible to fit in your house bigger.
- >The all the cultist sat around Iggy, who is sitting in front of the fire place, and next to her is an empty chair.
- >”Geez Anon, didn’t anyone tell you it’s impolite to stare.”
- >She had this shit eating grin on her face.
- “Yeah well, seeing a group of ponies having a mental breakdown in the middle of the street is such an attention grabber.”
- >Iggy just waves her hoof at your statement.
- >”Oh please, this isn’t the first time I’ve messed with mortal minds, how else do you think I kept myself entertained back in Ohio.”
- >”Besides some of them were whispering about telling the guard after our friendly cult’s outburst, and it’s not like they’re just going to all day.”
- >”I’ve already got them moving to where they’re supposed to be, and they won’t be none the wiser when they get there.”
- >Shrugging in defeat, you make your way pass all the cultist, and take a seat next to your wife.
- >”So, um, you know what I’m just going to call you CL, since you won’t give us a name okay?”
- >He nods his head in agreement.
- >”Alright then CL, do you mind telling us how you started this cult?”
- “Nah that can, you should start by telling us how you became a cuntboy.”
- >CL stares at you puzzling.
- >”A cuntboy?”
- >”Ignore him, he’s just looking for attention.”
- “No I’m not, hearing how he got this way is very important.”
- >”If I may interject, then I can appease both of your curiosity, because how I got this way is the reason why I started this flock in the first place.”
- >Score one for Anon!
- >Iggy sighs
- >”Alright then, how did this all start?”
- >”It started three months ago.”
- >”I was once a mare, and was diagnosed with cancer.”
- >”The cell contaminated every part of my body, the doctors only gave me three months to live.”
- >”I spent weeks wallowing in depression, dreams of a pure, clean body, I didn’t care what it was, but such was wishful thinking of a dying mare.”
- >”Then one night, I fell asleep, and awoke in a world so unknown to me.”
- >”All around me wear shape indescribable to me.”
- >”Sensations that overload my sense that can never be emulated again.”
- >”And in my delirium is when I saw it.”
- >”The great chasm that held my salvation.”
- >”Ignal’oth’s mighty tentacle stood out among the noise, casting itself into a faraway land.”
- >”The sight completely mesmerized me.”
- >”Ignal’oth’s great appendage moved towards me, and knock me aside, like an insignificant insect.”
- >”And then it happened.”
- >”I could feel my body changing.”
- >”It felt as if my skin was on fire, as bones started to rearrange.”
- >”It was a horrendous agony, but in the end it was worth it.”
- >”For when I awoke from my slumber, I felt different.”
- >”And when I conformed it by looking at my reflection.”
- >”I was beyond joyous of my transformation.”
- >”But it isn’t complete, as I still have my old voice, and genital, but such impurities pale in comparison if it allows me to devote myself to you for saving my life.”
- >”And then I thought, I couldn’t be the only one affected by your presence, so in the past months, I was looking others, who’s lives was forever changed by you.”
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