Promoting masculinism in IRC

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<Xsploit> my best mate in my younger days
<Xsploit> we would go to the pub
<Xsploit> id go watch celtic with him and he would watch united with me
<Xsploit> whilst drinking copious amounts of beer
<Rumo> no water?
<Xsploit> no
<Xsploit> we arent gay
<Xsploit> who goes to a pub to watch the football and drinks water
<Rumo> gay people
<Xsploit> yea
<Xsploit> and people from portugal
<Xsploit> but same difference really :p
<Rumo> yeah...portuguese only drink water
<Xsploit> nah
<Xsploit> they drink wine and coke
<Xsploit> i have been there
<Xsploit> i know :p
<Rumo> hehehe
<Rumo> and coffee
<Xsploit> i dont drink wine and coke anymore
<Xsploit> coke is too expensive these days
<Rumo> 1,2 euros a 1,5 liter bottle
<Xsploit> back in the good old days we would get 1 5litre box of white and 1 5 litre box of reed
<cubesworks> you're not suppose to drink coke fool!  You snort it
<Xsploit> and 3 litres of coke
<Xsploit> and that would be good enough for the 6 of us
<Rumo> and organge juice..are u ok with that?
<Rumo> orange7
<Xsploit> well yea
<Xsploit> with vodka
<Xsploit> i have an orange and lime box next to me
<Xsploit> tropicana dunno if that brand is know anywhere else
<Xsploit> but it sounds foreign
<Rumo> dont know that brand
<Rumo> and about girls...
<Xsploit> i dont know much about girls
<Xsploit> other than they are weird
<Xsploit> and dont like me
<Rumo> come on man
<Rumo> girls are the reason of our existence
<Xsploit> yea
<Xsploit> but they all hate me
<Xsploit> its been ten years dude
<Rumo> since what?
<Xsploit> since a lady has allowed me passage into her lady garden :p
<Rumo> really?
<Xsploit> yea pretty much
<Xsploit> dont know the exact timeline
<Xsploit> but yea something like that
<Rumo> any girls here on the channel?
<Xsploit> nah brah i have done that
<Xsploit> i dated an american chick online
<Xsploit> for like a year
<Rumo> never saw her garden?
<Xsploit> its cool i got to see her naked
<Xsploit> sure i did
<Xsploit> but she was in america i was in england
<Xsploit> never got to put my penis in it :p
<Rumo> :D
<Xsploit> and there was this other one
<Xsploit> she was jewish
<Xsploit> and american
<Fleischy> i'd go to a pub and drink water
<Xsploit> never got to put my penis in that either
<Rumo> whats the point of havind a dick if u cant put him in it
<Fleischy> women are stupid anyway
<Xsploit> yea
<Xsploit> women are crap
<Rumo> nah
<Xsploit> haave you ever seen them try to play football?
<Xsploit> pathetic
<Rumo> women are adorable
<Xsploit> and they are all lesbians
<Xsploit> ok i think we have found the asshat that actually has a gf
<Fleischy> idk about football but ive never seen them come up with anything smart or funny
<Fleischy> they just want to ride on the neck of successful men because they got nothing going for them
<Xsploit> well some of them can be quite smart
<Xsploit> but funny?
<Xsploit> no
<Xsploit> men are funny
<Fleischy> but men are stupid for falling for their dirty tricks
<Xsploit> women are smart
<Rumo> u both crazy man
<Xsploit> oh yes
<Fleischy> i havent met any smart women
<Xsploit> i have been stupid
<Xsploit> quite a few times
<Rumo> women are the sweetest thing
<Fleischy> what are you gay or something rumo
<Fleischy> white knight alert
<Xsploit> stop being a fag Rumo
<Rumo> ahhahahha
<Fleischy> m'lady
<Xsploit> may i lay my coat over this puddle
<Rumo> ok ok...women are stupid
<Rumo> :D
<Xsploit> good
<Xsploit> we will allow to rejoin the men
<Fleischy> welcome back brother
<Rumo> good to be back man