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The Memebible of King Torco

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  1. The Torco Memebible
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  4. Torco is the meme King. All must respect the meme King.
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  6. The story of the memeble.
  7. -NoirCat and Azorae
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  9. One faithful night, Torco, the meme King, created the Memeble, and one memewraith, whom he called NoirCat, he gave him a funny voice, Portal inbounds skills, unrivaled shitterness and also the ability to use meme magic. The memewraith NoirCat was a very faithful servant, until one day his powers grew to strong to control. NoirCat tried to rebel againt the meme King, his highness Torco himself. Torco required someone to fight againt the mutinous memewraith, he created Azorae, who was given the memetastic power of Piano and videogames. Azorae vanquished NoirCat with a thundering blow, as the crowds cheered on. However, King Torco saw the memetastic potential of NoirCat, so he returned NoirCat from the underworld. Torco supressed the memepowers of NoirCat. NoirCat changed his ways, lessening his shitterness to a smaller level, to a level which is accepted by all meme servants of king Torco. After that, NoirCat and Azorae had an equal meme level, and started complimenting each other, they existed in equilibrium, one is defined by the other, when one is in power, the other is not, light and darkness, yin and yang.
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  11. -The Twins
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  13. After the Noir saga, Torco created another memewraith, whom he called Derkman12345. He was the fifth attempt of a perfect memewraith, the other four, were sacrificed to the Aprooval God, giving power to the aprooved memewraiths. Or so it was meant to be, the 4th attempt at creating Derkman, survived. He went on to call himself ShiningFace. He was physically the same as Derkman, however, his voice was more developed, even though he could morph his voice into an exact copy of Derkman's.
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  15. -Vulcan208, the Count of Aprooval
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  17. Torco needed an overseer of sorts, who would look over the memewraiths and aproove the quality shitters. So he painstakingly created Vulcan208, and gave him a seal of aprooval, which could be granted to powerful memewraiths, of a high calibre. He has ever since condoned king Torco's wish, and looked over the meme servants of the mount Memeble.
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  19. -Ed, the Kawaii General
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  21. Torco needed someone to spread cuteness and love, so he created a memewraith using anime .gifs and visual novels. What emerged from the Memetastic Flame of Creation, was a being of utter cuteness. Torco named said being 'Ed Womble', the Kawaii General. Ed spread cuteness to best of his ability, and kept the memequilibrium in check, always balancing everything out via cuteness. He also had the task of recruiting new memewraiths.
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  23. -IcyKittenz, the Silent Brigadier
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  25. King Torco's plan for world domination was going well, however, he required more power. Most memelord could only use their voice as a medium for meme magic, until the creation of IcyKittenz. Torco used the same technique, but left out the microphone, and instead gave him an extra keyboard, for optimal meming.
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