Edark - Pretty cool Swedish lad who gets a worse rep than he deserves. Will never live down fnoof.

Nathan - The admin that everyone likes because he's not Edark.

Charley - One of the most qualified mods because she deals with children in real life as well.

Gerry - I didn't even know he was black.

Lono - Role """Moderator"""

Mori - I don't know Mori but from what I've seen she's okay.

Arianna - We've spoken a few times but she removes me on Skype regularly then realises she needs to add me again to ask for mod stuff.

Krista - I don't know Krista at all.

Soda - Doesn't like me because he GRSed from 3 games and I had the audacity to give him violations for it.

Pranay - Definitely in my top 3 Indians. I want to be friends with Pranay so he stops calling me a clown bastard.

Vilden - He thought I was funny on one of my alts until he realised it was me.

Juneau - BTFO

Bebop - Was once described as "Epicmafia's Morrissey".

Whitepimp007 - Funny but takes things a bit too far sometimes. Foolishly thinks his hair can rival mine.

Glow - 49 + 1

Yachi - Doesn't like me because I jokingly described her and Glow as "the three musketeers if there were only two musketeers and they were retarded".

JeffreyAaron - Indifferent. Has a shrine to MikeyRu on his profile.

Dyl - I don't remember why you don't like me.

Calvin - I made a thread that got the comp round paused for 4 days about you and your girlfriend. I forgot I had her on Skype and she complained at length about it to me.

Sinead - Called me her favourite forum poster one time. Don't think she likes me anymore.

Dag - One of the worst sandbox mods I ever had. Decent dude though.

Kai - Who?

Lukageo - Likes reggaeton music, apparently.

Cozy - Goodposter and appreciator of my hair.

Blister - "This fucker is one of the biggest cheaters on the website but somehow convinces mods to unban him everytime. He's incredibly thirsty but completely inept when it comes to women. Definitely a permavirgin."

ABC - Gets the blame for everything on the site, whether he did it or not. Started the great tradition of Sheamusposting.

[redacted] - Please don't report me for harassment.

thecolonel - A funny lad who bought 3 pounds of Reeses Pieces and posted his wang-dang-doodle to get someone unbanned. A real human being and a real hero.

Arcbell - Greatest ally and good friend. Always here for you.

Poser - The same as above, you're great to talk to and I love your new pup.

GaryOak - Really funny dude the few times we've spoken. Good times in mod chat.

sweetnkind - Objectively one of the funniest users on the site. Leaks logs like there's no tomorrow.

Sonseray - Free my boy Sonseray. He didn't do anything wrong.

Becomeclear - Thinks me making Palestine jokes is trying to get under his skin when I just think it's funny to make him think I'm trying to do that. I'm on too many levels for him. Calls me the Meme King or something like that.

Mindful - I don't really remember much about you but you're cool in my books.

Juke - Mean to my friends.

harodihg - I think he used to be funny but fell off.

usagichan - Good friend, good mod, Papa Johns.