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- <WindStrike> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
- <Adlez> when last we left our heros?
- <Emilica> ((What were we doing again)
- <Green_Enrics> (I remember running from a gleeok, that's about it.)
- <WindStrike> *Recap - Your quest to get a few items for Rayne has progressed nicely. So far, you've gone through the caves, defeated several enemies, even collapsed a cavern on a Gleeok, and gotten all the bomb fuses. You're now at Goron City, where you'll need to get your last required item.*
- <WindStrike> *Full restore on Hearts and Magic to everyone.*
- <Adlez> yay
- <Adlez> 5hp,6mp
- <WindStrike> *Goron City Shop open - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-9.html
- * You are now known as Dm
- * You are now known as DM
- <Adlez> Only fire spells? Darn
- <DM> *If you all remember what the request you need here is, I'll give you all some extra EXP.*
- <Adlez> Let me think...
- <Emilica> (To get some blue bomb flower things?)
- * Adlez strains
- <Adlez> bombs
- <Adlez> probably a super bomb
- <DM> *You already have the bomb fuses, including the blue bomb flower fuse.*
- <DM> *You still don't have the heart of a dodongo, though one hasn't shown up........ yet.*
- <Adlez> but they dislike smoke
- <Emilica> (But that was optional, right?)
- <DM> (it is)
- * X_X is now known as Kid
- <Adlez> ah! it was rock candy!
- * Kid awakens from a bit of a slumber.
- <Kid> Whee, it's Goron City! ... I was just here.
- <Adlez> did you have a good nap?
- <Kid> Yep! My tummy is rolling with pie!
- <DM> (what)
- <Emilica> Wut
- <Adlez> Good dream, then?
- <Kid> ^_^
- * Kid has a bit of slobber coming from his mouth.
- * Green_Enrics pulls out a tissue and whipes the slobber off.
- <Kid> Arghblarglhieg- oh, thanks granny!
- * Kid puts his arms behind his head.
- <Kid> Umm, so.... why did we come here to Goron City again?
- <Adlez> There was somthing we were supposed to buy
- <Adlez> but it was... so long ago that I forgot
- <DM> (psh, I wouldn't make you go somewhere to buy something you potentially can't afford)
- <Emilica> (Do we have to get some cake)
- <Green_Enrics> I had it jotted down into my head, but I forgot why we were here due to that gleeok....
- <Kid> Oh yeah! You said you had to ask someone here about something.... who is it again?
- <Adlez> yeah, that's wha tit was
- <Adlez> $7d6
- <Adlez> wisdom!
- <Adlez> er, how did you roll again
- <DM> the roll is right, try again now though
- <Adlez> $7d6
- <Tatl> Adlez: You rolled 7 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 1, 4, 4, 2 and 1. Total: 14.
- <DM> err
- <DM> d10, lol
- <Adlez> I am most wisdom!
- <Adlez> $7d10
- <Tatl> Adlez: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 4, 6, 1, 7 and 6. Total: 35. Successes: 5.
- <DM> *Come on, who's in Goron City?*
- * Emilica walks out of a shop and trips
- <Adlez> ewww
- <Adlez> that nasty goron leader who dances weird
- <Adlez> that's who's here
- <DM> *Oh wow, someone hates hi- I just realized, this is a party of female characters (since Gouanaco and FireSeraphim aren't here). That's a first for ZURPG.*
- <DM> (ehh, you pass)
- * DM grabs 3 EXP and 20 Rupees to Adlez, Green_Enrics, and Emilica.
- <Adlez> huzzah! wisdome rolls prevail!
- <DM> *gives
- <Kid> Hmm, so what are we asking big daddy Goron for?
- <Emilica> The cake is a lie.
- <Adlez> that's why i only make pies
- * Green_Enrics punches Emiilica
- <DM> *As you browse the shop, Darunia himself walks in and slams a large keg down.*
- <Emilica> Who is Emiilica
- * X__X is now known as Darunia
- * Adlez :O
- * Green_Enrics misses
- <Darunia> Hey shopkeep! Ya want some good powder?
- <DM> *The shopkeep's eyes widen as he looks at the keg.*
- <Green_Enrics> Hmm
- * Adlez wonder's if that's legal stuff
- <DM> *The keg has a skull and a cross on it, and it reads: "Hyper Bomb Fuel"*
- <Kid> Whee! It's Big Daddy Goron!
- * Kid hugs Darunia's leg.
- <Darunia> Ack, why you little-!
- * Darunia lifts his leg to get the kid off, but it's to no avail.
- <Adlez> hey! stop that kid! ain't your mother taught you manners?
- * Darunia just stamps his fit down. The power sends tremors through the kid, knocking him off.
- <Kid> Oof!
- * Green_Enrics catches the kid
- <Kid> My mommy? Hah! She's too weak to teach ME manners!
- * Darunia sighs.
- * Darunia looks at the kid.
- <Adlez> think a beating would set him right?
- <Darunia> Weren't you headed back to Hyrule Castle? Why are you back here?
- <Green_Enrics> He got lost on the way back
- <Green_Enrics> We found him on the way here.
- <Adlez> we found this mischief maker in the caves
- <Darunia> Oh, uhh... I don't know... I have a son, but... I'm not much of a parent.
- <Darunia> Mischief? Is that it, young boy?
- * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Blizzard's Starcraft balancing team. Uh-oh, here comes the nerfbat! «14,747»)
- <DM> CRAP
- * DM falls over and dies.
- <Emilica> What was that?
- <Adlez> We win!
- * DM revives.
- <Adlez> All is lost!
- <DM> *Live Count - 9999 lives remaining.*
- * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a truck! «14,748»)
- <Kid> Umm, I didn't do no thing bad. I swear it on me grandmother's pinky.
- <Adlez> Then what was that business with the bats?
- * Darunia pats the kid on the back, which knocks him over a bit.
- <Darunia> That's a good fella!
- <Darunia> Bats? What bats?
- <Green_Enrics> You sir, need to watch your own strength.
- * Kid falls but gets right back up.
- <Kid> It's good!
- <Darunia> So, what are you ladies doing here? And why do you have the fuse of a blue bomb flower?
- <Adlez> We're shopping!
- <Adlez> and, ah, doing an erand for a friend
- <Green_Enrics> We were-that.
- <DM> (his name was Rayne, and he's making a present for Fran. You were here to ask him if he wanted to contribute anything)
- <Emilica> I think Rayne wanted a thing
- <Darunia> Rayne? That bomb-bastic fella?
- <Green_Enrics> Yes, that guy
- <Green_Enrics> Do you think you could help us?
- <Darunia> If it's about blowing a hole in the side of Death Mountain again, he can forget it! Nearly caused an earthquake here!
- <Green_Enrics> Hmm...wait a minute, what's your name?
- <Emilica> Actually
- <Adlez> Nope! just a present for a friend of his
- <Darunia> Oh, do you not know me?
- <Emilica> It is more of a "present" for someone
- * Darunia pounds his chest wildly and dances awkwardly for a moment.
- <Green_Enrics> It's not that, it's just I get the feeling we've met before.
- <Darunia> I am Darunia, leader of the Gorons, brother and friend of Link, and master of dancing wildly!
- <Green_Enrics> Perhaps...a year or so ago?
- * Darunia laughs voraciously.
- <Darunia> Hmm... no, I... I don't believe I know you.
- * Adlez stares
- <Adlez> I know I'd remember if I met something like that before
- <Green_Enrics> Does the name "Green Marion" ring a bell?
- <Darunia> Wait, you're THAT Green Marion?
- <Green_Enrics> Well, Green Enrics now...but yeah.
- <Darunia> It's been a long time. How has it been?
- <Green_Enrics> Pretty good, you?
- <Darunia> Hmm, well with this keg here *hits the keg of powder* yeah, I'm doing great!
- <Green_Enrics> Also, I have a fairly significant question
- <Darunia> So what do you need here? Or if Rayne wants something, what's it for? You said a friend, yes?
- <Adlez> Where'd he find that?
- * Emilica punches herself
- <Green_Enrics> Is it normal for the cave that leads to here to have a Gleeok?
- <Darunia> This? Termina! Man, the Gorons up there got some GOOD stuff!
- <Darunia> Hmm, yes. I hope you didn't steal any treasure from them. They're quite particular about their treasure stashes.
- <Adlez> Nope, we just beat up some monsters
- <Green_Enrics> Well that explains that.
- <Adlez> they were rude
- * Emilica gets up
- <Darunia> Hahah! That's good to hear!
- <Green_Enrics> Well, if you didn't go to sleep while we were in the cave, you would've seen a Gleeok, and if you know me, Gleeoks are kinda...not my thing...per...say.
- <Kid> So how do you get the heart of a dodongo?
- <Darunia> Excuse me, kid?
- <Green_Enrics> Oh riight
- <Adlez> there's none on sale here :(
- <Green_Enrics> Optionally, we were told that if we were to get a Heart of a Dodongo, we would get an extra pay.
- <Emilica> Too bad we don't have a meat shield
- <Darunia> Dodongos EXPLODE! Why would you need... oh... Rayne. What makes him think someone can even get the heart of a dodongo?! Is that a joke?
- <Adlez> ew, gross. why would you put meat on a shield?
- <Darunia> So who's the friend he's making it for?
- <Emilica> What was his name again?
- <Green_Enrics> Some person named Fran.
- <Emilica> Fran?
- <Darunia> Fran.............. ahhhhhhhh.......
- <Darunia> WELL THEN...
- <Adlez> I think it's short for Fran-cis
- * Darunia lifts the lid of the keg open, takes some of the power out and places it in a bag. He then hands it to one of you.
- <Darunia> Here! My contribution to you!
- <Adlez> Thank you
- <Green_Enrics> THank you!
- <Green_Enrics> That Gleeok kinda took a lot out of us, heh.
- <DM> (bag - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html
- <Green_Enrics> I don't wanna know how explosive it is, so Emilica, you're carrying it.
- <Darunia> Nay, rest here all you need to, and when you're ready, head back to Hyrule Castle! I'm sure Rayne would love that, and Fran..... he'll love it more than anything in the world.
- <Adlez> woah! party bag?
- <Emilica> Oh, by the way Adlez, when I said meat shield, I was reffering to Gouanaco
- <Adlez> That seems... somewhat rude?
- <Green_Enrics> Where is Gouanaco anyways?
- <Emilica> I have no idea
- <Green_Enrics> ...Oh right, he fled back to Hyrule Market
- <Emilica> But he is a coward
- <Emilica> And an idiot as well
- <Green_Enrics> He may be a Coward and an idiot, but he's still a decent tactician.
- <Darunia> Fare thee well, warrior maidens! Take care and good luck!
- * Darunia wanders out of the shop and right back into his den.
- * Darunia is now known as X__X
- <Adlez> So, we got that
- <Green_Enrics> Well you can't really call me a maiden anymore...being married and all.
- <Green_Enrics> Oh, you left.
- <DM> (hah)
- <Adlez> That's right, you're a "lady"
- <DM> *The shopkeep grabs the keg and gets it behind the counter, before anyone is able to tinker with it.*
- * Emilica carries a bag of... Hen- Err... Powder
- <DM> *When you're ready, head out of Goron City and back into the caves to Hyrule Castle.*
- <Adlez> Hey Emilica, let's go back and beat up more monsters
- <Adlez> and maybe get a heart thing
- <Green_Enrics> Noooooope
- <Green_Enrics> I don't wanna see another Gleeok
- <Adlez> aww, man
- <Green_Enrics> Plus we need to get this kid home
- <Adlez> oh, fine
- <Emilica> Well then
- * Emilica punches herself
- <Adlez> motivation!
- * Kid wakes back up.
- <Kid> IMAAAAAAGINATION! And power.
- <Kid> Power is goooood.
- <Emilica> (Wat)
- <Green_Enrics> All the motivation you'll need is that I'll punch you two into next weak if we don't head back
- <Adlez> °o°
- <DM> *next week
- <Emilica> What is a next weak
- <Emilica> Did you accidentally forget how to speak English
- * Green_Enrics punch Emilica out of the world
- <Kid> Yikes! Careful! Granny Green here can break you guys down!
- <Green_Enrics> *punches
- * Emilica lands inside a ceiling
- <Adlez> yak! it's a loony!
- * Green_Enrics pulls Emilica back into the 4th wall
- * Emilica falls down and lands on the ground. Hard.
- <DM> *There was also a time limit on the quest. By nightfall.*
- <Emilica> Ow
- <DM> *It is currently evening (in-game time).*
- <Adlez> Yeah, lets go
- <Adlez> quick!
- <Emilica> Note to self: Sassing is not the answer when it comes to talking with Green
- <DM> *You head out of the city and back down the path. There's two caves to enter. The one on the left is the one you came from.*
- <Kid> I think the path on the right is supposed to be quicker.
- <Adlez> Oh, maybe the other one is for going back!
- * Green_Enrics goes on Auto Follow.(Unavoidable AFK....)
- <Adlez> Sure, kid, let's try that
- <Emilica> Or we could have had someone get thrown
- <Emilica> Except that someone might die
- <Emilica> So that isn't really a decent idea
- <Adlez> No throwing!
- * Kid waltzes into the cave on the right.
- * Emilica rolls into cave
- <Adlez> moves like jagger!
- <DM> *You head into the cave on the right. It's fairly large, and you could easily fit a a small army going down this cave.*
- * Emilica rolls down yelling out "I DO WHAT I WANT"
- <Adlez> That's not a very catchy marching song
- <DM> *There are stumps of rocks on the ceiling. They might've been stalagtites before, but it seems something knocked them down.*
- <DM> *You run past the kid and then proceed to trip on a Geodude.*
- <DM> *Someone unburrows from the ground next to you.*
- <Emilica> DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
- * X__X is now known as BabyDodongo
- <Adlez> ah! hit it with a stick!
- <Emilica> Aw, it is a BabyDodongo
- <Adlez> Is it mean?
- <Adlez> Is it edible?
- * BabyDodongo dives at Emilica! (Roll Power)
- <Adlez> I guess the second question is more important here
- <Adlez> Woah! Yup, mean!
- <BabyDodongo> $9d10
- <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 5, 7, 10, 1, 3, 2 and 1. Total: 42. Successes: 6.
- <Emilica> $6d10
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 7, 4, 6 and 9. Total: 39. Successes: 5.
- * BabyDodongo knocks Emilica over, dealing 1 damage but also takes 1 damage itself.
- <BabyDodongo> 2h, ?m
- * Emilica gets hit in the stomach
- <Emilica> Ow
- <Emilica> 5h, 6m
- <Adlez> um, let me try something
- <DM> *A blob of green appears next to you as well.*
- * X___X is now known as GreenChuChu
- <Adlez> uh, oh
- <Emilica> Aw, it's a GreenChuChu
- <Emilica> But it'll be dead
- <Adlez> ok!
- <DM> stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html
- <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
- <Emilica> $init 1d10
- <Navi> Emilica: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
- <Emilica> .
- <Kid> It's a dodongo! But... how do we get its heart?
- <Adlez> $init 1d10
- <Navi> Adlez: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
- <BabyDodongo> $init 1d10
- <Navi> BabyDodongo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
- <GreenChuChu> $init 1d10
- <Navi> GreenChuChu: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
- <Emilica> Well
- <Emilica> We are screwed
- <Adlez> (T_T)
- Green_Enrics GreenChuChu
- * DM pokes Green_Enrics with $init 1d10.
- <Emilica> I should have gotten some bombs
- <DM> (givin' it 30 seconds then starting it)
- <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
- <DM> $init s
- <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: BabyDodongo (7), Green_Enrics (3), GreenChuChu (3), Emilica (2) and Adlez (1).
- <BabyDodongo> 2h, ?m
- <Emilica> Darn, where is the meat shielf when you need him
- * BabyDodongo uses Fire Breath on Emilica! (Roll Wisdom)
- <BabyDodongo> $5d10
- <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 5, 6 and 4. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
- <BabyDodongo> +1 success
- <Emilica> $8d10
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 5, 5, 4, 10, 9 and 2. Total: 52. Successes: 8.
- * BabyDodongo misses with the breath of fire.
- <BabyDodongo> 2h, 1m
- <BabyDodongo> $endturn
- <Navi> BabyDodongo has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: BabyDodongo (7), Green_Enrics (3), GreenChuChu (3), Emilica (2) and Adlez (1).
- <Adlez> smack it!
- <Adlez> hit the chuchu
- <Emilica> Cthulhu?
- * Green_Enrics smacks the baby Dodongo. (Roll Courage)
- <Green_Enrics> $8d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 6, 4, 8, 9, 3 and 7. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
- <Adlez> aw crud
- <BabyDodongo> $5d10
- <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 3, 8 and 7. Total: 27. Successes: 3.
- * BabyDodongo is smacked across the room by Green_Enrics and proceeds to explode!
- <BabyDodongo> (Everyone roll Courage to defend)
- <BabyDodongo> $5d10
- <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 20. Successes: 2.
- <Green_Enrics> $8d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 7, 6, 2, 2, 10 and 2. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
- <Emilica> (Shield?)
- <Adlez> $4d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 3 and 5. Total: 19. Successes: 3.
- <Green_Enrics> $9d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 10, 8, 9, 8, 1, 2 and 10. Total: 55. Successes: 8.
- <GreenChuChu> $4d10
- <Navi> GreenChuChu: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 2 and 7. Total: 19. Successes: 2.
- Green_Enrics GreenChuChu
- <DM> ROLLOFF against GreenChuChu
- <DM> (yes, with shield)
- <Emilica> $7d10
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 8, 7, 3, 10 and 8. Total: 45. Successes: 6.
- <Green_Enrics> rofl
- <Emilica> Err
- <BabyDodongo> $5d10
- <Emilica> $2d10
- <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 9, 6 and 10. Total: 38. Successes: 6.
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 10. Total: 13. Successes: 2.
- <GreenChuChu> $4d10
- <Navi> GreenChuChu: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 1 and 5. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
- Green_Enrics GreenChuChu
- <Adlez> $6d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 1, 3, 10 and 4. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
- <DM> *The explosion incinerates the GreenChuChu, but you all manage to shield it off just fine.*
- <Adlez> but we wanted that heart!
- <DM> (in general, when defending and I say "roll courage", add the shield and all other bonuses)
- <DM> (or roll power, wisdom, etc.)
- <Adlez> okie dokie
- <BabyDodongo> $removeme
- <Navi> BabyDodongo has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Green_Enrics (3), GreenChuChu (3), Emilica (2) and Adlez (1).
- * BabyDodongo is now known as X__X
- <GreenChuChu> $removeme
- <Navi> GreenChuChu has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Green_Enrics (3), Emilica (2) and Adlez (1).
- * GreenChuChu is now known as X___X
- <DM> $init r
- <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
- <DM> well that was the fastest battle in the record books, lol
- <DM> +8 EXP
- <Emilica> NOOOO
- <DM> +$8d8 Rupees
- <Emilica> NOT THE BABY DODONGO
- <Adlez> aww
- <DM> $2d6
- <Adlez> $8d8
- <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 4 and 1. Total: 5.
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 2, 2, 7, 8, 5 and 1. Total: 37.
- <DM> *A Magic Container drops!*
- <Green_Enrics> $8d8
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 7, 6, 2, 4, 5 and 6. Total: 39.
- * Green_Enrics yoinks the container
- <Emilica> $8d8
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 3, 8, 3, 5, 4 and 7. Total: 40.
- <Adlez> what's in the magic container?
- <DM> it just ups your magic by 1/1, same as a stat point
- <DM> you just note it in your Misc that picked up a magic container
- <DM> (there's a small section for it)
- <Adlez> let's roll for it
- * Christopher_Belmont (~FireSerap@67.217.194.10) has joined #zurpg
- <Adlez> $1d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8. Successes: 1.
- <Green_Enrics> Oh god damn it
- <Emilica> A wild Christopher_Belmont appeared!
- <DM> *As the smoke from the Baby Dodongo exploding dissipates, Christopher_Belmont emerges, completely unscathed.*
- <Green_Enrics> I already updated my chracter with it. o.o
- <Emilica> Wait, wrong game
- <Adlez> ?
- <Green_Enrics> Welp, it's no longer an all girls group
- <Green_Enrics> But at least we have someone better than Gouanaco
- <Christopher_Belmont> I been fighting that damn thing ever since it shallowed me
- <Green_Enrics> Also, Adlez.
- <Green_Enrics> I kinda yoinked it. XD
- <Adlez> meanine. :(
- <Emilica> You are telling me that you didn't attempt to rip the heart out?
- <Green_Enrics> The Magic Contaainer, I mean. :P
- <Green_Enrics> Okay, fine
- <Green_Enrics> You can have it
- * Green_Enrics gives Adlez the magic container
- <Christopher_Belmont> $recall
- <Adlez> oh, thank you. :)
- <Kid> Aww, it exploded before we could get the heart.
- <Christopher_Belmont> the damn thing's heart is as tough as nails
- <Emilica> Well then
- <Green_Enrics> Well, Darunia DID say it was impossible
- <DM> *fyi Christopher_Belmont, you missed Goron City, meeting with Darunia, and a battle that, if you were here 5 minutes previously, you would've been rolling $init with everyone else*
- <Green_Enrics> I'm inclined to believe him
- <Adlez> I guess he was right
- <Emilica> Should have gotten another meatshield
- <Adlez> maybe I could learn a spell or trick to bedazzle a monster
- <Adlez> hrmmm
- <DM> *As Christopher_Belmont makes his entrance, the cave rumbles briefly. The sound of something stomping towards you is heard from right behind him.*
- <Emilica> Oh.
- <Christopher_Belmont> I do not like the sound of that
- <Emilica> Is it a good idea to run?
- <DM> *The torchlight illuminates the tough skin of a large dodongo. It seems furious. You might've just killed its child.*
- <Green_Enrics> Well, behind Crissy is the exit.
- * Christopher_Belmont readies his whip and turns towards the direction of the dodongo
- <Adlez> He, he, he started it!
- <Green_Enrics> *Chrissy
- <DM> *It is currently blocking the entire cave path towards Hyrule Castle.*
- <DM> *It fires a blast of fire at the ceiling behind you. The ceiling collapses and blocks the route out.*
- <Green_Enrics> Well...shit.
- <Emilica> NOW I should have bought some bombs
- <Emilica> NOW I know*
- <Green_Enrics> So...run or fight?
- * Christopher_Belmont examines the room to see if there's anything he can use to his advantage
- * Adlez gulps
- <Adlez> don't think we have a choice!
- <Green_Enrics> You! Guy with the whip! What's your name?
- <Christopher_Belmont> Christopher Belmont, of the Belmont Clan
- <Green_Enrics> Should we run, or fight?
- <DM> Big Dodongo's stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html
- <Emilica> I have three bomb flower fuses, but it probably isn't a good time to use one
- <Adlez> Emilica, you know those are just fuses, right?
- <Adlez> no bombs attached
- <DM> *There's a fallen stalagtite from earlier.*
- <Emilica> I know
- <Emilica> But what if there was something explosive somewhere else?
- <Adlez> ummm... i still have a bomb flower in my bag from the first time we went through here
- <Christopher_Belmont> If we run now, our chances or surviving are slim. I do not know who you are or where am I but we should stand our ground
- * Christopher_Belmont examines the room to see if there's anything else he can use to his advantage
- <Emilica> Probably best to keep the bomb flower just in case
- <Adlez> yeah! zap that overgrown rock toad thing!
- <DM> (not sure you can run, the way back is blocked by rocks, and it's blocking your way towards the way you need to go)
- <DM> <DM> *There's a fallen stalagtite from earlier.* - *pokes Christopher_Belmont*
- <Adlez> hide behind it!
- * Christopher_Belmont examines the roof
- <DM> *It's impaled into the ground. A kid could hid behind it, but that's it.*
- * Green_Enrics hides behind the Stalgtite
- <Adlez> Hide, kid!
- <Green_Enrics> Well damn
- * Christopher_Belmont hides behind the stalagmite
- <DM> *The roof of the cave doesn't have anymore stalagtites. They're all broken.*
- * Kid hides behind the fallen stalagtite.
- <DM> *You're all sticking out behind that think like the Three Stooges hiding behind a pole.*
- <DM> *behind that thing
- <Green_Enrics> Umm...Christophel Dumbmont, I was see you plain as day
- <Green_Enrics> *Christopher
- <Green_Enrics> *can
- <Green_Enrics> *Grammar. ;~;
- <DM> *word
- <Emilica> *Pizza
- <Kid> Umm, uhhh... is this enough?
- <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
- * X__X is now known as BigDodongo
- <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
- <Adlez> $init 1d10
- <Navi> Adlez: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
- <Emilica> $init 1d10
- <Navi> Emilica: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
- <Adlez> YUS
- <DM> nice
- * BigDodongo suddenly wishes DM gave it double turn.
- <BigDodongo> $init 1d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
- <Adlez> lawl
- * DM dies laughing.
- <Emilica> Lel
- <Green_Enrics> I am sick entire of these Dodongos! *Rolls ten :3*
- * DM pokes Christopher_Belmont - roll $init 1d10
- <Green_Enrics> (Good god, I'm like transcribed captions. o.o)
- <Christopher_Belmont> $init 1d10
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
- <DM> $init s
- <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <Adlez> not zero, whoo!
- <DM> Bonus Turns: Green_Enrics, Adlez
- <Christopher_Belmont> Dodongoes, so that's what these creatures are called...
- <Green_Enrics> (One moment, getting battle music.)
- <Adlez> ready
- * Green_Enrics strikes at the Dodongo
- <DM> (with?)
- <Green_Enrics> (Roll Courage)
- <Green_Enrics> $8d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 5, 7, 5, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 52. Successes: 9.
- <BigDodongo> $6d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 4, 9, 6 and 6. Total: 37. Successes: 4.
- <Green_Enrics> (9...wat)
- * BigDodongo is hit!
- <DM> (nice rolls today)
- <DM> 9 - 4 = 5 - 2 = 3 damage
- <BigDodongo> 19h
- <Green_Enrics> (How did I get 9 Successes? o.o)
- <DM> *Adlez's turn!*
- <DM> (10 = successes)
- <DM> (10 = 2 succeses)
- <DM> (derp)
- * Adlez casts PSI flash (roll Wisdom)
- <Green_Enrics> (lol)
- <Adlez> $7d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 1, 1, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
- <Adlez> :(
- <BigDodongo> $3d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3 and 3. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
- <DM> 4 - 1 = 3 - 2 = 1
- <BigDodongo> 18h
- <Adlez> 6mp
- <DM> *Your flash chips it, but that's it.*
- <DM> $turns
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <DM> *Round start!*
- <Emilica> This thing has too much health
- * Green_Enrics strikes at the Big Ol's Dondongo once more! (Rolling Courage and stones)
- <Green_Enrics> $8d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 6, 5, 6, 3, 1 and 3. Total: 33. Successes: 4.
- <BigDodongo> $6d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 8, 8, 5 and 1. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
- <DM> ROLLOFF
- <Green_Enrics> $8d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 3, 3, 6, 2, 9 and 9. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
- <BigDodongo> $6d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 8, 9, 9 and 10. Total: 46. Successes: 6.
- <DM> *This time, you bounce off its skin completely.*
- <Green_Enrics> Oh well, you can't beat em every time
- <Green_Enrics> $endturn
- <Navi> Green_Enrics has ended their turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- * Christopher_Belmont examines the dodongo with the suspicion that his whip may just bounce right off the creatures hide
- * Adlez cast's Blind (roll Wisdom!)
- <Adlez> $8d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 6, 10, 3, 7, 8 and 3. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
- <BigDodongo> $3d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6 and 3. Total: 19. Successes: 3.
- <DM> *The attack hits, dealing 2 burn damage!8
- <DM> *oh wait, Dragon Skin reduces it by 1*
- <BigDodongo> 17h | Blind
- <Adlez> "If target tries to use an action or counterattack that targets someone else, afflicted target rolls $1d2 first. If the result is a 1, the action/counterattack misses."
- <DM> ($endturn?)
- <Adlez> ah, sorry
- <Adlez> $endturn
- <Navi> Adlez has ended their turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <Emilica> Well, it is blind I guess
- * Christopher_Belmont examines the dodongo with the suspicion that his whip may just bounce right off the creatures hide
- <Emilica> Is it still a bad idea to go for the heart?
- <DM> (who knows Christopher, try and see)
- <DM> you could try
- * Christopher_Belmont strikes the dodongo with the vampire killer whip, doubtful that it will do any harm
- <Christopher_Belmont> (roll courage)
- <Christopher_Belmont> (roll courage!)
- <DM> *The dodongo is on its belly currently. Its heart is unreachable.*
- <DM> (attack roll usually goes first)
- <Christopher_Belmont> $ 7D10
- <DM> no space
- <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 9, 1, 2, 9 and 5. Total: 29. Successes: 3.
- <BigDodongo> $6d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 7, 10, 2 and 10. Total: 35. Successes: 5.
- <DM> *Your whip bounces right off the dodongo. Seems your suspicion was correct... or you just weren't lucky.*
- <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont has ended their turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- * BigDodongo grunts as hot air fills the area from its breathe. Gee, sure is getting hot in here!
- <Adlez> it didn't counter?
- <Green_Enrics> RRRR! Aether! (Roll Courage)
- <DM> (oh.... OH
- <Green_Enrics> $8d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 10, 10, 3, 3, 4 and 6. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
- <DM> (derp... well, my fault that time)
- <BigDodongo> $6d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 1, 9, 4 and 4. Total: 31. Successes: 2.
- * BigDodongo is hit!
- <DM> wait
- <Adlez> $6d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 5, 10, 1 and 2. Total: 33. Successes: 5.
- <Green_Enrics> (WRONG TURN, DERP)
- <DM> ummmm
- <DM> it's Emilica's turn right now, lol
- <Adlez> oh, ok
- <Adlez> :P
- * DM cancels all of those actions which were "out of line", so to speak, lol.
- * Emilica attempts to strike the Dodongo with a Steel Sword... Do Dodongos dislike swords? (Roll Courage)
- <Emilica> $10d10
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 3, 1, 10, 2, 10, 1, 1 and 7. Total: 45. Successes: 7.
- <DM> *You feel a mysterious wake pass over you, as if time reversed for a moment.*
- <Adlez> Dodongos don't want to be sword?
- <BigDodongo> $6d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 7, 8, 1 and 8. Total: 39. Successes: 5.
- <DM> *Your sword strikes the BigDodongo, but it bounces off its skin, dealing no damage.*
- <Emilica> #endturn
- <Emilica> $endturn
- <Navi> Emilica has ended their turn. BigDodongo: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- * Christopher_Belmont suddently has a desperate idea...
- * BigDodongo spends its turn rolling up into a ball.
- <BigDodongo> 17h | Blind | Rolled Up
- <BigDodongo> $endturn
- <Navi> BigDodongo has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <Christopher_Belmont> which one of you is the strongest amongst us?
- <DM> *There is now enough room to sneak by the BigDodongo, if you all want to try and use Escape.*
- <Green_Enrics> RRRR! Aether! (Roll Courage)
- <Green_Enrics> $8d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 2, 5, 10, 10, 10 and 1. Total: 53. Successes: 9.
- <Green_Enrics> (Fuck yea)
- <Christopher_Belmont> everyone, try to escape. I'll distract the monster!\
- <DM> *Your attack injures it, but with its armor especially high right now, it only does 4 damage.
- <Adlez> no, we can take it!
- <BigDodongo> 13h | Blind | Rolled Up
- <Adlez> end?
- <Green_Enrics> oh right
- * Christopher_Belmont wonders if there's anything he can do with the stalagmite from ealier since it's technically too heavy for one person to lift
- <Green_Enrics> $endturn
- <Navi> Green_Enrics has ended their turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- * Adlez casts PSI Flash (Roll Wisdom!)
- <Adlez> $7d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 6, 5, 8, 8 and 10. Total: 48. Successes: 8.
- <DM> (before you go, there is such a thing as combo attacks, if you want to try it)
- <DM> (ooor not, lol)
- <Adlez> >:O
- <Adlez> 2mp
- <Emilica> (I was just thinking of that)
- <Adlez> combo?
- <DM> *The blast of light this time hits the BigDodongo real good, but its rolled up state deflects a lot of the damage.*
- <Adlez> >:[
- <BigDodongo> 10h | Blind | Rolled Up
- <Adlez> WHO'S UP FOR DONGO KICKBALL?
- <Adlez> $endturn
- <Navi> Adlez has ended their turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <DM> *Considering that thing is the size of a 3-headed Gleeok if not larger, I don't quite think you could kick it with your power, lol.*
- <Emilica> Why would I want to try to kick a big Dodongo that could probably KILL my feet
- <BigDodongo> 10h | Rolled Up
- * Christopher_Belmont quickly examines the fallen stalagmite to see how heavy it is
- <DM> *It's pretty large, but with several people, you might be able to lift it and throw it.*
- <Adlez> me and my 2 Power wouldn't help with that much
- <DM> lol
- <DM> *To do a combo attack or try to lift that up, declare you're saving your turn for a combo attack.*
- <DM> (and then $endturn)
- * Green_Enrics crunches her fists. (Eight powah over here)
- * Christopher_Belmont tries whipping the dodongo again.. maybe his luck was just bad last time
- <Christopher_Belmont> (roll courage!)
- <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 9, 9, 7, 4 and 10. Total: 51. Successes: 7.
- <DM> *The whip hits it, dealing 2 damage.*
- <BigDodongo> 8h | Rolled Up
- <DM> Well Emilica, think you could do 13 successes in a single attack?
- * Emilica shakes her head
- * Christopher_Belmont notices the dodongo is close to dying
- <Adlez> you can do it!
- <DM> ($endturn?)
- <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont has ended their turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <Emilica> I don't think this is going to work
- <Adlez> PUNCH IT!
- * Emilica tries to attack the BigDodongo with a Steel Sword again (Rolling Courage)
- <Emilica> $10d10
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 9, 6, 1, 10, 10, 3, 6 and 7. Total: 58. Successes: 8.
- * BigDodongo loses 3 more hearts.
- <BigDodongo> 5h | Rolled Up
- <DM> *Fun time for big guy!*
- <Emilica> Does he have cancer
- <DM> not quite
- <Adlez> no, it's lupus
- <DM> $endturn
- <Navi> DM has ended Emilica's turn. BigDodongo: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- * BigDodongo proceeds to roll over Adlez! (Roll Courage)
- <Adlez> +shield?
- <DM> yep
- <BigDodongo> $12d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 4, 2, 3, 8, 10, 2, 6, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 66. Successes: 8.
- <Adlez> $6d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 7, 3, 2 and 7. Total: 36. Successes: 5.
- <Adlez> ow!
- <DM> 8 - 5 = 3 + 1 = 4 damage
- <Adlez> wat?!
- <Adlez> 1hp,2mp
- * BigDodongo partially squishes Adlez and proceeds to roll Green_Enrics over! (Roll Courage)
- <BigDodongo> $12d10
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 8, 2, 8, 1, 2, 5, 9, 8, 1 and 4. Total: 56. Successes: 5.
- <BigDodongo> +1 success
- * Christopher_Belmont sees that adlez is on the verge of dying
- * Adlez attempts to pry myself out of the ground
- * DM pokes Green_Enrics with a stick.
- * DM rolls for Green.
- <DM> $9d10
- <Navi> DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 6, 5, 9, 5, 10, 5 and 10. Total: 68. Successes: 12.
- <DM> pfahhahahaahh
- <Adlez> DAAnG
- <DM> *Green_Enrics sidesteps BigDodongo and gets to counterattack it!*
- * BigDodongo slams into a wall, its chest open.
- <Adlez> hit the weak point for massive damage!
- <DM> *While Green is stuck in lala land, Adlez gets to go!*
- <DM> $endturn
- <Navi> DM has ended BigDodongo's turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <Emilica> But what about the heart?
- <DM> $endturn
- <Navi> DM has ended Green_Enrics's turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <Green_Enrics> D:
- <DM> oh
- <DM> you're back
- <DM> *Green is here!*
- <Green_Enrics> (WHAT THE HELL MAN?!)
- <Adlez> go now then
- * DM backs up.
- <DM> $endturn
- <Navi> DM has ended Adlez's turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <DM> $endturn
- <Navi> DM has ended Christopher_Belmont's turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <DM> $endturn
- <Navi> DM has ended Emilica's turn. BigDodongo: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <Green_Enrics> $8d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 3, 7, 5, 2, 7 and 9. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
- <Adlez> haha
- <DM> (question, where are you aiming?)
- <Green_Enrics> (I was having the palette blues. ;~;)
- <Green_Enrics> (There are choices? )
- <Green_Enrics> (Leg)
- <Emilica> (Should have chosen the stom- Oh wait)
- <DM> *You stab it in the leg, pinning it to the wall and dealing only 4 damage.*
- <BigDodongo> 1h | Defenseless
- <BigDodongo> $endturn
- <Navi> BigDodongo has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <DM> (so, anyone interested in attempting to go for its heart?)
- <DM> (seeing whether it explodes or not?)
- <Adlez> yeah! get it Green!
- * Green_Enrics attempts to go for the heart
- <Green_Enrics> (WHAT DO I DO?)
- <Adlez> use your hands!
- <DM> (first, stab open the area)
- <Adlez> um, have you got a knife?
- <DM> (I mean, its skin is still covering it)
- * Green_Enrics stabs open the Dodongo's stomach.
- * Christopher_Belmont suspects that if he strikes his whip near the heart of the creature in just the right way, it would flay the skin and expose the heart a little bit
- <Adlez> now, pull the blue wire!
- <DM> *The dodongo's stomach is cut open.*
- <DM> *Adlez's turn!*
- <DM> $endturn
- <Navi> DM has ended Green_Enrics's turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- <Adlez> yeah
- * Adlez cheers encouragment while hiding behind her shield
- <DM> *The heart is exposed... yep, it's in its stomach apparently.*
- <Adlez> $endturn
- <Navi> Adlez has ended their turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- * Christopher_Belmont puts all of his force behind his next attempt to whip the dodongo, targeting the heart (roll courage!)
- <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 1, 6, 2, 3 and 2. Total: 30. Successes: 3.
- <Adlez> ninja grab it?
- <DM> *You try pulling it, but you fail to get it out.*
- <Christopher_Belmont> [20:58:31] Christopher_Belmont puts all of his force behind his next attempt to whip the dodongo, targeting the heart (roll courage!)
- <DM> *3 successes apparently isn't enough.*
- <DM> (it doesn't roll courage)
- <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont has ended their turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
- * Emilica tries to get the heart out (What do roll)
- <DM> (just cut it out with your sword, so whatever the steel sword's roll is)
- <Emilica> $10d10
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 3, 1, 7, 8, 2, 5, 3 and 7. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
- <Emilica> ...
- <DM> *After Christopher tugged on it, you manage to cut the heart out. It seems to still be beating. The BigDodongo, on the other hand....*
- <DM> *The BigDodongo EXPLODES! (Roll Courage, everyone)*
- * Adlez yells "Run now!"
- <Adlez> owwwww
- <BigDodongo> $8d10
- <Emilica> (Do I also have to roll because I cut it)
- <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 8, 8, 8, 10, 7 and 3. Total: 53. Successes: 7.
- <DM> (yes)
- <Adlez> $6d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 9, 8, 2 and 1. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
- <Emilica> $9d10
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 5, 8, 2, 9, 7, 3 and 4. Total: 47. Successes: 5.
- * Kid continues to hide behind the fallen stalagtite as it covers him.
- * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a chicken! «14,750»)
- <DM> oh god
- <DM> OH GOD
- <Adlez> can i cower behind my shield?
- <DM> if you didn't roll your shield, add it
- <Adlez> i did Q_Q
- <DM> *Adlez becomes but a corpse as the explosion turns her to dust.*
- <Adlez> nooooooooooooooooooooooo
- <DM> (don't bother using your fairy)
- <DM> *Emilica takes 2 damage.*
- * DM pokes Green_Enrics and Christopher_Belmont - roll Courage.
- <Green_Enrics> *ORLY, you're killing off Adlez? D:*
- <Green_Enrics> $9d10
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 2, 9, 1, 7, 3, 1 and 8. Total: 45. Successes: 5.
- * Emilica gets knocked down to half the maximum heart count
- <Emilica> 3h, 6m
- <DM> (remember, if you die and the party lives, you're auto-revived at the end of the battle with 1 heart)
- <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
- * Adlez is now known as Adles_ghost
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 6, 6, 7, 1 and 1. Total: 32. Successes: 5.
- <Adles_ghost> wwhoooohooo! I will now haunt you all!
- <DM> *Green takes 2 damage and Christopher_Belmont takes 1 damage.*
- <BigDodongo> $removeme
- <Navi> BigDodongo has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7) and Emilica (6).
- * BigDodongo is now known as X__X
- <Christopher_Belmont> $endbattle?
- <DM> *A swarm of cuccoos suddenly flies through. Everyone currently alive roll Courage!*
- <Green_Enrics> 5h
- <Emilica> $9d10
- <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 1, 9, 8, 4, 7, 3 and 8. Total: 54. Successes: 6.
- <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 3, 9, 3, 4 and 1. Total: 32. Successes: 3.
- <DM> (Cuccoo Kick Count - 4 of 4)
- <DM> $10d10
- <Green_Enrics> $9d10
- <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 9, 8, 10, 4, 4, 4, 2 and 4. Total: 56. Successes: 5.
- <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 5, 8, 5, 3, 6, 3 and 5. Total: 46. Successes: 6.
- <DM> *The swarm of cuccoos grazes Christopher_Belmont, doing 1 damage. You two block it.*
- <Adles_ghost> kick a chicken for me
- <DM> *Cucco Kick Count - Now sitting at....
- <DM> $1d5
- <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
- <Green_Enrics> *Adlez_Ghost
- <DM> 0 of 4
- <DM> $init r
- <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
- <DM> *Adlez is revived to 1 Heart!*
- * Adles_ghost is now known as Adlez
- <Adlez> ewhghhag brthbrhr...
- * Adlez pats myself off
- <Emilica> Are you spazzing
- <Adlez> thath hurth
- <DM> +20 EXP
- <DM> +125 Rupees each
- <Adlez> but was worth it
- <Adlez> 1hp,1mp
- <DM> $4d6
- <Navi> DM: You rolled 4 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 4 and 3. Total: 10.
- <DM> wow
- <DM> *A Heart Container and a Magic Container drop!*
- <Adlez> heart please?
- * Christopher_Belmont grabs the heart container
- <DM> take it
- <DM> oooor not
- <Adlez> ok
- <Adlez> roll?
- <DM> contest for the heart container?
- <Emilica> $calc 125+184
- <Kefka> 125+184 = 309
- <Adlez> $1d10
- <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6. Successes: 1.
- <Christopher_Belmont> hmm?
- <Emilica> (Not going to take the heart container)
- <Adlez> or do people just ninja loot as fast as they can type?
- <Christopher_Belmont> $1d10
- <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5. Successes: 1.
- <Green_Enrics> rofl
- <Adlez> hah!
- <DM> *Adlez gets the choice of taking it or giving it to Christopher_Belmont!*
- <Adlez> i win
- <Green_Enrics> Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolloff
- <DM> looking at Result, not Successes here
- <Adlez> i have 1 hp right now
- <Green_Enrics> lol
- <Adlez> so i would like it
- <Green_Enrics> You don't get refilled btw
- * Christopher_Belmont hands Adlez his only potroast
- <Adlez> awww... i'll buy you another when we get to town
- <Adlez> such a gentleman
- <Adlez> what do i do with it?
- <DM> (don't bother using the potroast, just hold onto it)
- <Christopher_Belmont> eat up. this thing will heal you completely
- <Adlez> i think we're nearly back to town
- <Adlez> i'll be ok
- <DM> (that was the last battle, so yeah, don't worry about it)
- * Kid peeks from the side of the stalagmite.
- <Kid> Is... is it okay now?
- <Green_Enrics> Hey! Kid! you can come out, now
- * Adlez coughs
- <Adlez> yeah, it's ok
- * Christopher_Belmont wishes to know where he is and what's going on
- * Kid sees that Adlez is half-dead.
- <Emilica> Where did the heart go
- <Kid> Umm.. are you all alright?
- <DM> (hang on Emilica)
- <Adlez> There's still a magic container in limbo
- * Green_Enrics yoinks Magic container
- <Adlez> okie
- <Green_Enrics> I didn't get the last one
- <Emilica> WHERE THE LIMBO IS AT
- <DM> here ya go - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html
- <Adlez> well, let's try and make it back to town before nightfall
- <Emilica> WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL OF THESE ITEMS
- <Emilica> Where is that hammerspace
- <Adlez> Common, let's go find Rayne
- * Green_Enrics takes the heart. :P
- <DM> *You all head back to town. Interestingly enough, despite it getting closer to night time when you think more creatures would be active, you meet no resistance.*
- <Adlez> we intimidate them all
- <DM> *You get back to Hyrule Village's East Gate, where Rayne is there to meet you.*
- * X__X is now known as Rayne
- * Adlez pats her hair to get it a bit more orderly
- * Rayne waves to you all.
- <Rayne> Sup.
- <Adlez> That was a mean trick to play on us!
- <Adlez> sending us to get a dodongo heart!
- <Rayne> Huh? What trick?
- <Rayne> Ooohhhh that....
- <Green_Enrics> We go through an incredibly difficult cave, and all you do is say "sup"?
- <Rayne> Wait, you actually got it?
- * Rayne fumbles around a bit.
- * Green_Enrics pulls out the Dodongo heart
- <Christopher_Belmont> now I would like to know who you people are, what is going on and where in the lord's name am I?
- <Rayne> Uhh... hang on, let's go somewhere more covert, put that thing away.
- <Adlez> We were shoping for a present for Rayne
- <Adlez> well, for a present Rayne will give
- <Rayne> Follow me!
- * Adlez mutters and grudgingly follows
- * Christopher_Belmont , the characther is not familiar with hyrule and all
- * Christopher_Belmont follows Adlez
- <Emilica> Darnit Green, where did you take that heart out of? I thought I had it in my bag
- <Adlez> they doubled?
- <Green_Enrics> I'm holding in my hand. >.>
- <DM> *You follow him and head down the main road to the market. When you get to the market area, he turns and heads down the north road.*
- <DM> *After about 20 minutes of walking, he stops.*
- <Rayne> Ahh, home sweet home!
- <Adlez> I'm hungry.
- * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in prison, where you're sentenced to an eternity of finding Waldo. «14,751»)
- * Rayne stands in front of a two-story house, right next to the Northern Inn.
- <DM> $pie
- * Kefka throws a Pumpkin pie at DM. I threw 123 pies on LunarNet.
- * Christopher_Belmont is still puzzled by where is and all.
- * Rayne grabs his key and unlocks the door.
- <Christopher_Belmont> *where he is
- <Rayne> Come on in, folks.
- * Rayne enters the house.
- <Green_Enrics> I will explain later, go sleep at the inn or something. >.>
- <Adlez> Was this like a secret society initiation?
- * Christopher_Belmont follows rayne inside in hopes of getting an explanation
- <DM> *You enter his house and are greeted by another strange and eccentric fellow.*
- <Rayne> Katsu, what the heck are you doing here?!
- * X___X is now known as Katsu
- <Adlez> mmhmmm... meat?
- <Green_Enrics> Too...many...people....
- <Katsu> Oh come on man, I thought we both lived here-
- * Rayne kicks Katsu out the front door.
- <Emilica> Wow
- <Emilica> Rude
- <Green_Enrics> What was that about?
- <Rayne> You can come back when you actually HELP ME pay for the house!
- * Rayne slams the door behind him.
- <Rayne> Okay....
- * Katsu is now known as X___X
- <Green_Enrics> What was that about?
- <Rayne> Oh, just a friend of mine. He's not so bad... he's just lazy.
- <Emilica> On a scale of 0 to 10, how lazy is he
- <Adlez> you should send him to a farm
- <Adlez> My pa could straighten him out
- <DM> *In the house, you see a stairway to the right, and to the left at the other end of the room is a stone stove and his general kitchen area. A fairly long table capable of seating 8 is in the middle of the room.*
- * Rayne takes a seat at the table.
- <Rayne> Kay... heart, bomb fuses, and whatever Darunia gave ya, drop it on the table.
- * Emilica drops THE BASS
- * Green_Enrics places the heart on the table
- <Adlez> Here you go
- * DM high-fives Emilica.
- * Emilica places the bomb fuses and the bag on the table
- * Adlez Places a bomb plant on the table
- * Rayne is startled as the still-beating heart is placed on the table.
- <Adlez> I guess i don't really want this anymore
- <Emilica> Don't worry about the heart, you'll get used to it
- <Rayne> Wow... I didn't think that was possible. It kinda was a joke, but.... man, you guys really got it.
- <Adlez> Yeah, and I hope you appreciate it
- * Adlez grits her teeth a bit
- * Kid seems to have disappeared. On the way over, he ended up returning to his house.
- * Kid is now known as X_X
- <Rayne> Hmm... gimme a moment.
- <Green_Enrics> Little rascal didn't even thank us.
- <Green_Enrics> *yawns*
- * Rayne heads behind the staircase and pulls out a stash.
- <Green_Enrics> Is there a couch in here?
- <Rayne> Ehh, unfortunately not. Frigin' Katsu won't pay for anything.
- <Rayne> Just take a seat at the table.
- * Green_Enrics lays on the table and yawns.
- * Adlez chastises Green_Enrics
- <Adlez> don't fall asleep until you get your rupees!
- <DM> *In the stash, you can see a variety of different weapons, stemming from swords, arrows, various bows with crazy designs, an axe or two, and something else. Your characters don't recognize it, but... it's a rifle.*
- <Green_Enrics> Fiiiiiine.
- * Rayne notices the rifle is visible and stashes it back away.
- <Rayne> Don't ask what that was.
- * Emilica climbs on the table
- * Emilica sits
- <Rayne> Ah, here they are!
- * Rayne gets the rupees and heart containers.
- <Christopher_Belmont> would you care explaining to me what is going on, where am I and what is this strange land?
- <Emilica> Ahem
- <Adlez> Maybe tommorrow, weird guy
- <Rayne> Here you go, for getting me a heart that's THAT big, I'm giving you all each 2 Heart Containers and 200 Rupees a piece! My treat!
- <Adlez> woooooow!
- <Rayne> Huh? Oh, so you came from a different land too, eh?
- <Emilica> THE LAND HYRULE SAW EVIL ABOARD FIELDS AND LIFE, CHRISTOPHER
- <Rayne> Which land did you come from?
- * Emilica coughs
- * Green_Enrics throws a book of Hyrule's history at Christopher_Belmont. @_@
- <Christopher_Belmont> I am from Romania, a country in the continent of Europe
- <Rayne> Hmm... not familiar with it.
- * Rayne holds his hand out to you.
- <Adlez> I think he hit his head in that cave
- * Christopher_Belmont explains his nation's history and his clan's history
- <Rayne> Name's Rayne, from the land of Ticonderoga. Nice to meet a fellow person that's not native to this land of Hyrule.
- <Green_Enrics> I need a driiiiiiiink. (Yes, Green and red are forever drunk. :3)
- <DM> hahahahah
- <Christopher_Belmont> I'm glad I'm not alone on this part
- <Green_Enrics> You think that's bad, I'm from friggin Termina. >.>
- <Rayne> A drink? Hey, head down to the Market, I think Korimi is openin' her bar if ya need a drink! Name o' the bar should be Ticonderoga Bar! It's right to Monroe's... you know, the shop.
- <Christopher_Belmont> Green Enrics, I could make a mean bottle or Romanian Mead if I had some rye hops and a brewing kit
- <Rayne> Now.. to enjoy this!
- <Rayne> Oh, by the way, what's in the bag?
- * Rayne pokes the bag of powder.
- <Adlez> Dunno, the big goron gave it to us
- <Rayne> Hmm...
- <Adlez> it came from a big barrel
- <Adlez> he said to add it to your gift
- <Rayne> Fascinating...
- * Christopher_Belmont is reading through the book that green enrics threw at him
- * Rayne opens the bag and tosses a speck of it at the wall.
- <Christopher_Belmont> I see... so that explains alot
- <Green_Enrics> I think it was because he remembers me.
- <DM> *The speck explodes, flashing all of you. As your sight returns, the wall is charred black.*
- <Rayne> Hoooooly crap.
- <Rayne> I LIKE THIS STUFF!
- <Green_Enrics> Adlez...bring me my prize when it's given to you, I'll the bar
- <Adlez> And we were carying that!
- <Adlez> ok
- * Green_Enrics heads off to the bar
- * Christopher_Belmont is caught off guard by the rather sudden flash of light
- <Christopher_Belmont> what witchcraft be this?
- <Emilica> Don't worry, you'll get used to it
- <Green_Enrics> (Rofl, Green is missing some epic stuff, just to get drunk. XD)
- <Rayne> Hey guys, tomorrow morning, bout.... ohh, 10am, hop onto the Hyrule Village wall and look towards the northwestern district, got a present for ya.
- <Emilica> Does it contain bombs?
- <Adlez> Ok, but I gotta get home tonight.
- <Christopher_Belmont> Hmm... I might be able to get used to this, but my first priority is to find my way back to romania and make sure everyone is...
- <Rayne> Oh, it'll be good. Get some sleep... and tell Katsu on the way out that he can stay here tonight.
- <Adlez> Sure...
- <Emilica> Note to self: Bring vine whip next time on another adventure
- * Christopher_Belmont senses a distant evil presence, far far away.. an evil presence that is somewhat familiar but not quite.
- <DM> *You head out of his house and head..... somewhere...... to rest the night off.*
- * Adlez senses a drama queen, very very nearby
- <DM> *I guess the inn...
- <Green_Enrics> (TO THE BAR GUYS)
- <Christopher_Belmont> the inn it is.
- <Adlez> (TO THE GAY BAR)
- <Green_Enrics> 9
- <DM> *Green is at the bar, getting drunk.*
- <Green_Enrics> *Drunk* ...fuckin Nolybitch.
- <DM> *She seems to be challenging the owner of the bar in a challenge of who can hold their liquor.*
- <Emilica> Why would Green want to go to a bar
- <DM> (to get drunk)
- <Emilica> I heard that place is scary
- * Green_Enrics gets in a bar fight with like, 10 guys, and wins.
- <DM> -=TIME PASSES=-
- <DM> *You're all restored to full hearts and magic.*
- * Adlez goes home for the night and does farm chores in the morning
- * Green_Enrics gets kicked out of the bar.
- <DM> -=10AM, at the top of Hyrule Village's wall...=-
- * Green_Enrics is now drunk status.
- * Adlez is back
- * Christopher_Belmont has fallen asleep
- <DM> *You're all on the top of the wall as Green_Enrics stumbles up the long staircase in a hungover state.*
- <Green_Enrics> Hello Adlez...*hiccup*
- <Adlez> phew! you stink
- <Adlez> Did you already spend all the rupees that Rayne gave us?
- <Green_Enrics> No wonder, I've been beating the shit out of a bunch of people who keep wanting to fight me.
- <Emilica> Note to self: Never go near Green when she is drunk
- <DM> *Nope! Rayne ended up paying the tab for you.*
- <Adlez> I guess he's really into assertive women
- * Emilica shrugs
- <Green_Enrics> Well too bad for that dick, I'm fuckin married.
- <DM> *You look down upon the large village. It seems a pretty busy day, as the roads are filled with people.*
- * Adlez breathes in the midmorning air
- * Green_Enrics burps
- <DM> *There's the sound of a boom from the Northwestern District.*
- <Green_Enrics> waaah.
- <Emilica> Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
- * Adlez jumps
- <Adlez> eep!
- * Christopher_Belmont is awakened by the sudden noise
- * Green_Enrics pulls out her sword
- <DM> *You look over and you hear a loud scream as an explosion nukes the upper half of one of the houses and sends a Kokiri flying into the sky, high above the wall.*
- <Green_Enrics> I'll take c-c-c-c-care of t-this
- * X_X is now known as Fran
- <Christopher_Belmont> what in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost was that!?
- * Green_Enrics runs into a wall
- * Christopher_Belmont readies his whip
- <Fran> I DIDN'T DESERVE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS-
- <Emilica> I think you did
- * Adlez sighs in relief
- <Adlez> oh, only him?
- <Green_Enrics> Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you bastard, what happened?
- <Emilica> Probably the present
- * Fran is catapulted all the way to the south wall, for a explosive distance of 1.7 miles.
- <Adlez> do we even measure in miles?
- * Green_Enrics mistakes Fran for Red_Enrics
- <Emilica> Let's see if he lands on his head
- <Adlez> probably more like "screens"
- <Green_Enrics> Honey, izat you?
- <Christopher_Belmont> well then, what are we waiting for. We need to go to where the sound came from!
- * Fran splats on the wall and falls to the ground. After a little while, he is mysteriously revived by an unknown force, though he's covered in blood.
- <Green_Enrics> Reeeeed
- <Adlez> well, we should probably go look after him
- <Fran> ......huh?
- <Green_Enrics> You're all covered in blood. ;~;
- * Fran looks up at Green_Enrics.
- * Emilica slaps Green and runs
- * DM measures the height.
- <Christopher_Belmont> Are you okay ma'am?
- <DM> *Fran is about 3 feet tall, and Green_Enrics is much taller.*
- <Adlez> Chris, that's a boy
- * Fran falls over and passes out.
- <Emilica> Should we throw him in a river?
- <Adlez> Think he'll be alright?
- * Green_Enrics pulls out a tissue and starts whiping blood off of fran
- <DM> *Some guards wander over, notice that its Fran, and just walk away.*
- <Green_Enrics> HEY
- <Green_Enrics> YOU BASTARDS
- <Fran> Mommy? is dat you?
- <Green_Enrics> Come give Reddy-poo some medical attention!
- <Green_Enrics> Fuckin pricks!
- <Emilica> Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE MEEEE
- <Emilica> ...
- <Emilica> What to call you?
- <Fran> Red? who's that?
- <Fran> I.... I.....
- * Fran sneezes blood... over Green_Enrics' face.
- <Adlez> Ewwwww!
- <Emilica> Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
- <Green_Enrics> ...regardless, GUARD FUCKS, GIVE THIS GUY MEDICAL ATTENTION
- * Orithan (~Orithan@c27-253-19-36.brodm4.vic.optusnet.com.au) has joined #zurpg
- <Green_Enrics> DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF?!
- <Christopher_Belmont> If you think that's disgusting you haven't seen nothing yet. I have fought against maggots the size of small dogs
- <DM> *A guard walks over.*
- <Orithan> $recall
- * X___X is now known as HylianGuard
- <HylianGuard> Umm, I suppose we shall... attend... to this one.
- * HylianGuard sighs.
- <Green_Enrics> (Green is drunk, Orithan. :D)
- <Adlez> Well I think that's about as much excitement as I can handle for the day
- <DM> *And that's another nice, happy day, all wrapped up! Quest is over, though if you still wanna keep roleplaying for the heck of you, you can.*
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