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Rayne's Present, Session 3

Sep 18th, 2019
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  1. <WindStrike> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
  2. <Adlez> when last we left our heros?
  3. <Emilica> ((What were we doing again)
  4. <Green_Enrics> (I remember running from a gleeok, that's about it.)
  5. <WindStrike> *Recap - Your quest to get a few items for Rayne has progressed nicely. So far, you've gone through the caves, defeated several enemies, even collapsed a cavern on a Gleeok, and gotten all the bomb fuses. You're now at Goron City, where you'll need to get your last required item.*
  6. <WindStrike> *Full restore on Hearts and Magic to everyone.*
  7. <Adlez> yay
  8. <Adlez> 5hp,6mp
  9. <WindStrike> *Goron City Shop open - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-9.html
  10. * You are now known as Dm
  11. * You are now known as DM
  12. <Adlez> Only fire spells? Darn
  13. <DM> *If you all remember what the request you need here is, I'll give you all some extra EXP.*
  14. <Adlez> Let me think...
  15. <Emilica> (To get some blue bomb flower things?)
  16. * Adlez strains
  17. <Adlez> bombs
  18. <Adlez> probably a super bomb
  19. <DM> *You already have the bomb fuses, including the blue bomb flower fuse.*
  20. <DM> *You still don't have the heart of a dodongo, though one hasn't shown up........ yet.*
  21. <Adlez> but they dislike smoke
  22. <Emilica> (But that was optional, right?)
  23. <DM> (it is)
  24. * X_X is now known as Kid
  25. <Adlez> ah! it was rock candy!
  26. * Kid awakens from a bit of a slumber.
  27. <Kid> Whee, it's Goron City! ... I was just here.
  28. <Adlez> did you have a good nap?
  29. <Kid> Yep! My tummy is rolling with pie!
  30. <DM> (what)
  31. <Emilica> Wut
  32. <Adlez> Good dream, then?
  33. <Kid> ^_^
  34. * Kid has a bit of slobber coming from his mouth.
  35. * Green_Enrics pulls out a tissue and whipes the slobber off.
  36. <Kid> Arghblarglhieg- oh, thanks granny!
  37. * Kid puts his arms behind his head.
  38. <Kid> Umm, so.... why did we come here to Goron City again?
  39. <Adlez> There was somthing we were supposed to buy
  40. <Adlez> but it was... so long ago that I forgot
  41. <DM> (psh, I wouldn't make you go somewhere to buy something you potentially can't afford)
  42. <Emilica> (Do we have to get some cake)
  43. <Green_Enrics> I had it jotted down into my head, but I forgot why we were here due to that gleeok....
  44. <Kid> Oh yeah! You said you had to ask someone here about something.... who is it again?
  45. <Adlez> yeah, that's wha tit was
  46. <Adlez> $7d6
  47. <Adlez> wisdom!
  48. <Adlez> er, how did you roll again
  49. <DM> the roll is right, try again now though
  50. <Adlez> $7d6
  51. <Tatl> Adlez: You rolled 7 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 1, 4, 4, 2 and 1. Total: 14.
  52. <DM> err
  53. <DM> d10, lol
  54. <Adlez> I am most wisdom!
  55. <Adlez> $7d10
  56. <Tatl> Adlez: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 4, 6, 1, 7 and 6. Total: 35. Successes: 5.
  57. <DM> *Come on, who's in Goron City?*
  58. * Emilica walks out of a shop and trips
  59. <Adlez> ewww
  60. <Adlez> that nasty goron leader who dances weird
  61. <Adlez> that's who's here
  62. <DM> *Oh wow, someone hates hi- I just realized, this is a party of female characters (since Gouanaco and FireSeraphim aren't here). That's a first for ZURPG.*
  63. <DM> (ehh, you pass)
  64. * DM grabs 3 EXP and 20 Rupees to Adlez, Green_Enrics, and Emilica.
  65. <Adlez> huzzah! wisdome rolls prevail!
  66. <DM> *gives
  67. <Kid> Hmm, so what are we asking big daddy Goron for?
  68. <Emilica> The cake is a lie.
  69. <Adlez> that's why i only make pies
  70. * Green_Enrics punches Emiilica
  71. <DM> *As you browse the shop, Darunia himself walks in and slams a large keg down.*
  72. <Emilica> Who is Emiilica
  73. * X__X is now known as Darunia
  74. * Adlez :O
  75. * Green_Enrics misses
  76. <Darunia> Hey shopkeep! Ya want some good powder?
  77. <DM> *The shopkeep's eyes widen as he looks at the keg.*
  78. <Green_Enrics> Hmm
  79. * Adlez wonder's if that's legal stuff
  80. <DM> *The keg has a skull and a cross on it, and it reads: "Hyper Bomb Fuel"*
  81. <Kid> Whee! It's Big Daddy Goron!
  82. * Kid hugs Darunia's leg.
  83. <Darunia> Ack, why you little-!
  84. * Darunia lifts his leg to get the kid off, but it's to no avail.
  85. <Adlez> hey! stop that kid! ain't your mother taught you manners?
  86. * Darunia just stamps his fit down. The power sends tremors through the kid, knocking him off.
  87. <Kid> Oof!
  88. * Green_Enrics catches the kid
  89. <Kid> My mommy? Hah! She's too weak to teach ME manners!
  90. * Darunia sighs.
  91. * Darunia looks at the kid.
  92. <Adlez> think a beating would set him right?
  93. <Darunia> Weren't you headed back to Hyrule Castle? Why are you back here?
  94. <Green_Enrics> He got lost on the way back
  95. <Green_Enrics> We found him on the way here.
  96. <Adlez> we found this mischief maker in the caves
  97. <Darunia> Oh, uhh... I don't know... I have a son, but... I'm not much of a parent.
  98. <Darunia> Mischief? Is that it, young boy?
  99. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  100. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Blizzard's Starcraft balancing team. Uh-oh, here comes the nerfbat! «14,747»)
  101. <DM> CRAP
  102. * DM falls over and dies.
  103. <Emilica> What was that?
  104. <Adlez> We win!
  105. * DM revives.
  106. <Adlez> All is lost!
  107. <DM> *Live Count - 9999 lives remaining.*
  108. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  109. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a truck! «14,748»)
  110. <Kid> Umm, I didn't do no thing bad. I swear it on me grandmother's pinky.
  111. <Adlez> Then what was that business with the bats?
  112. * Darunia pats the kid on the back, which knocks him over a bit.
  113. <Darunia> That's a good fella!
  114. <Darunia> Bats? What bats?
  115. <Green_Enrics> You sir, need to watch your own strength.
  116. * Kid falls but gets right back up.
  117. <Kid> It's good!
  118. <Darunia> So, what are you ladies doing here? And why do you have the fuse of a blue bomb flower?
  119. <Adlez> We're shopping!
  120. <Adlez> and, ah, doing an erand for a friend
  121. <Green_Enrics> We were-that.
  122. <DM> (his name was Rayne, and he's making a present for Fran. You were here to ask him if he wanted to contribute anything)
  123. <Emilica> I think Rayne wanted a thing
  124. <Darunia> Rayne? That bomb-bastic fella?
  125. <Green_Enrics> Yes, that guy
  126. <Green_Enrics> Do you think you could help us?
  127. <Darunia> If it's about blowing a hole in the side of Death Mountain again, he can forget it! Nearly caused an earthquake here!
  128. <Green_Enrics> Hmm...wait a minute, what's your name?
  129. <Emilica> Actually
  130. <Adlez> Nope! just a present for a friend of his
  131. <Darunia> Oh, do you not know me?
  132. <Emilica> It is more of a "present" for someone
  133. * Darunia pounds his chest wildly and dances awkwardly for a moment.
  134. <Green_Enrics> It's not that, it's just I get the feeling we've met before.
  135. <Darunia> I am Darunia, leader of the Gorons, brother and friend of Link, and master of dancing wildly!
  136. <Green_Enrics> Perhaps...a year or so ago?
  137. * Darunia laughs voraciously.
  138. <Darunia> Hmm... no, I... I don't believe I know you.
  139. * Adlez stares
  140. <Adlez> I know I'd remember if I met something like that before
  141. <Green_Enrics> Does the name "Green Marion" ring a bell?
  142. <Darunia> Wait, you're THAT Green Marion?
  143. <Green_Enrics> Well, Green Enrics now...but yeah.
  144. <Darunia> It's been a long time. How has it been?
  145. <Green_Enrics> Pretty good, you?
  146. <Darunia> Hmm, well with this keg here *hits the keg of powder* yeah, I'm doing great!
  147. <Green_Enrics> Also, I have a fairly significant question
  148. <Darunia> So what do you need here? Or if Rayne wants something, what's it for? You said a friend, yes?
  149. <Adlez> Where'd he find that?
  150. * Emilica punches herself
  151. <Green_Enrics> Is it normal for the cave that leads to here to have a Gleeok?
  152. <Darunia> This? Termina! Man, the Gorons up there got some GOOD stuff!
  153. <Darunia> Hmm, yes. I hope you didn't steal any treasure from them. They're quite particular about their treasure stashes.
  154. <Adlez> Nope, we just beat up some monsters
  155. <Green_Enrics> Well that explains that.
  156. <Adlez> they were rude
  157. * Emilica gets up
  158. <Darunia> Hahah! That's good to hear!
  159. <Green_Enrics> Well, if you didn't go to sleep while we were in the cave, you would've seen a Gleeok, and if you know me, Gleeoks are kinda...not my thing...per...say.
  160. <Kid> So how do you get the heart of a dodongo?
  161. <Darunia> Excuse me, kid?
  162. <Green_Enrics> Oh riight
  163. <Adlez> there's none on sale here :(
  164. <Green_Enrics> Optionally, we were told that if we were to get a Heart of a Dodongo, we would get an extra pay.
  165. <Emilica> Too bad we don't have a meat shield
  166. <Darunia> Dodongos EXPLODE! Why would you need... oh... Rayne. What makes him think someone can even get the heart of a dodongo?! Is that a joke?
  167. <Adlez> ew, gross. why would you put meat on a shield?
  168. <Darunia> So who's the friend he's making it for?
  169. <Emilica> What was his name again?
  170. <Green_Enrics> Some person named Fran.
  171. <Emilica> Fran?
  172. <Darunia> Fran.............. ahhhhhhhh.......
  173. <Darunia> WELL THEN...
  174. <Adlez> I think it's short for Fran-cis
  175. * Darunia lifts the lid of the keg open, takes some of the power out and places it in a bag. He then hands it to one of you.
  176. <Darunia> Here! My contribution to you!
  177. <Adlez> Thank you
  178. <Green_Enrics> THank you!
  179. <Green_Enrics> That Gleeok kinda took a lot out of us, heh.
  180. <DM> (bag - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html
  181. <Green_Enrics> I don't wanna know how explosive it is, so Emilica, you're carrying it.
  182. <Darunia> Nay, rest here all you need to, and when you're ready, head back to Hyrule Castle! I'm sure Rayne would love that, and Fran..... he'll love it more than anything in the world.
  183. <Adlez> woah! party bag?
  184. <Emilica> Oh, by the way Adlez, when I said meat shield, I was reffering to Gouanaco
  185. <Adlez> That seems... somewhat rude?
  186. <Green_Enrics> Where is Gouanaco anyways?
  187. <Emilica> I have no idea
  188. <Green_Enrics> ...Oh right, he fled back to Hyrule Market
  189. <Emilica> But he is a coward
  190. <Emilica> And an idiot as well
  191. <Green_Enrics> He may be a Coward and an idiot, but he's still a decent tactician.
  192. <Darunia> Fare thee well, warrior maidens! Take care and good luck!
  193. * Darunia wanders out of the shop and right back into his den.
  194. * Darunia is now known as X__X
  195. <Adlez> So, we got that
  196. <Green_Enrics> Well you can't really call me a maiden anymore...being married and all.
  197. <Green_Enrics> Oh, you left.
  198. <DM> (hah)
  199. <Adlez> That's right, you're a "lady"
  200. <DM> *The shopkeep grabs the keg and gets it behind the counter, before anyone is able to tinker with it.*
  201. * Emilica carries a bag of... Hen- Err... Powder
  202. <DM> *When you're ready, head out of Goron City and back into the caves to Hyrule Castle.*
  203. <Adlez> Hey Emilica, let's go back and beat up more monsters
  204. <Adlez> and maybe get a heart thing
  205. <Green_Enrics> Noooooope
  206. <Green_Enrics> I don't wanna see another Gleeok
  207. <Adlez> aww, man
  208. <Green_Enrics> Plus we need to get this kid home
  209. <Adlez> oh, fine
  210. <Emilica> Well then
  211. * Emilica punches herself
  212. <Adlez> motivation!
  213. * Kid wakes back up.
  214. <Kid> IMAAAAAAGINATION! And power.
  215. <Kid> Power is goooood.
  216. <Emilica> (Wat)
  217. <Green_Enrics> All the motivation you'll need is that I'll punch you two into next weak if we don't head back
  218. <Adlez> °o°
  219. <DM> *next week
  220. <Emilica> What is a next weak
  221. <Emilica> Did you accidentally forget how to speak English
  222. * Green_Enrics punch Emilica out of the world
  223. <Kid> Yikes! Careful! Granny Green here can break you guys down!
  224. <Green_Enrics> *punches
  225. * Emilica lands inside a ceiling
  226. <Adlez> yak! it's a loony!
  227. * Green_Enrics pulls Emilica back into the 4th wall
  228. * Emilica falls down and lands on the ground. Hard.
  229. <DM> *There was also a time limit on the quest. By nightfall.*
  230. <Emilica> Ow
  231. <DM> *It is currently evening (in-game time).*
  232. <Adlez> Yeah, lets go
  233. <Adlez> quick!
  234. <Emilica> Note to self: Sassing is not the answer when it comes to talking with Green
  235. <DM> *You head out of the city and back down the path. There's two caves to enter. The one on the left is the one you came from.*
  236. <Kid> I think the path on the right is supposed to be quicker.
  237. <Adlez> Oh, maybe the other one is for going back!
  238. * Green_Enrics goes on Auto Follow.(Unavoidable AFK....)
  239. <Adlez> Sure, kid, let's try that
  240. <Emilica> Or we could have had someone get thrown
  241. <Emilica> Except that someone might die
  242. <Emilica> So that isn't really a decent idea
  243. <Adlez> No throwing!
  244. * Kid waltzes into the cave on the right.
  245. * Emilica rolls into cave
  246. <Adlez> moves like jagger!
  247. <DM> *You head into the cave on the right. It's fairly large, and you could easily fit a a small army going down this cave.*
  248. * Emilica rolls down yelling out "I DO WHAT I WANT"
  249. <Adlez> That's not a very catchy marching song
  250. <DM> *There are stumps of rocks on the ceiling. They might've been stalagtites before, but it seems something knocked them down.*
  251. <DM> *You run past the kid and then proceed to trip on a Geodude.*
  252. <DM> *Someone unburrows from the ground next to you.*
  253. <Emilica> DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
  254. * X__X is now known as BabyDodongo
  255. <Adlez> ah! hit it with a stick!
  256. <Emilica> Aw, it is a BabyDodongo
  257. <Adlez> Is it mean?
  258. <Adlez> Is it edible?
  259. * BabyDodongo dives at Emilica! (Roll Power)
  260. <Adlez> I guess the second question is more important here
  261. <Adlez> Woah! Yup, mean!
  262. <BabyDodongo> $9d10
  263. <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 5, 7, 10, 1, 3, 2 and 1. Total: 42. Successes: 6.
  264. <Emilica> $6d10
  265. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 7, 4, 6 and 9. Total: 39. Successes: 5.
  266. * BabyDodongo knocks Emilica over, dealing 1 damage but also takes 1 damage itself.
  267. <BabyDodongo> 2h, ?m
  268. * Emilica gets hit in the stomach
  269. <Emilica> Ow
  270. <Emilica> 5h, 6m
  271. <Adlez> um, let me try something
  272. <DM> *A blob of green appears next to you as well.*
  273. * X___X is now known as GreenChuChu
  274. <Adlez> uh, oh
  275. <Emilica> Aw, it's a GreenChuChu
  276. <Emilica> But it'll be dead
  277. <Adlez> ok!
  278. <DM> stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html
  279. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  280. <Emilica> $init 1d10
  281. <Navi> Emilica: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  282. <Emilica> .
  283. <Kid> It's a dodongo! But... how do we get its heart?
  284. <Adlez> $init 1d10
  285. <Navi> Adlez: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  286. <BabyDodongo> $init 1d10
  287. <Navi> BabyDodongo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  288. <GreenChuChu> $init 1d10
  289. <Navi> GreenChuChu: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  290. <Emilica> Well
  291. <Emilica> We are screwed
  292. <Adlez> (T_T)
  293. Green_Enrics GreenChuChu
  294. * DM pokes Green_Enrics with $init 1d10.
  295. <Emilica> I should have gotten some bombs
  296. <DM> (givin' it 30 seconds then starting it)
  297. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  298. <Navi> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  299. <DM> $init s
  300. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: BabyDodongo (7), Green_Enrics (3), GreenChuChu (3), Emilica (2) and Adlez (1).
  301. <BabyDodongo> 2h, ?m
  302. <Emilica> Darn, where is the meat shielf when you need him
  303. * BabyDodongo uses Fire Breath on Emilica! (Roll Wisdom)
  304. <BabyDodongo> $5d10
  305. <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 5, 6 and 4. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
  306. <BabyDodongo> +1 success
  307. <Emilica> $8d10
  308. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 5, 5, 4, 10, 9 and 2. Total: 52. Successes: 8.
  309. * BabyDodongo misses with the breath of fire.
  310. <BabyDodongo> 2h, 1m
  311. <BabyDodongo> $endturn
  312. <Navi> BabyDodongo has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  313. <Navi> Turn Order: BabyDodongo (7), Green_Enrics (3), GreenChuChu (3), Emilica (2) and Adlez (1).
  314. <Adlez> smack it!
  315. <Adlez> hit the chuchu
  316. <Emilica> Cthulhu?
  317. * Green_Enrics smacks the baby Dodongo. (Roll Courage)
  318. <Green_Enrics> $8d10
  319. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 6, 4, 8, 9, 3 and 7. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
  320. <Adlez> aw crud
  321. <BabyDodongo> $5d10
  322. <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 3, 8 and 7. Total: 27. Successes: 3.
  323. * BabyDodongo is smacked across the room by Green_Enrics and proceeds to explode!
  324. <BabyDodongo> (Everyone roll Courage to defend)
  325. <BabyDodongo> $5d10
  326. <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 20. Successes: 2.
  327. <Green_Enrics> $8d10
  328. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 7, 6, 2, 2, 10 and 2. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
  329. <Emilica> (Shield?)
  330. <Adlez> $4d10
  331. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 3 and 5. Total: 19. Successes: 3.
  332. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  333. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 10, 8, 9, 8, 1, 2 and 10. Total: 55. Successes: 8.
  334. <GreenChuChu> $4d10
  335. <Navi> GreenChuChu: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 2 and 7. Total: 19. Successes: 2.
  336. Green_Enrics GreenChuChu
  337. <DM> ROLLOFF against GreenChuChu
  338. <DM> (yes, with shield)
  339. <Emilica> $7d10
  340. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 8, 7, 3, 10 and 8. Total: 45. Successes: 6.
  341. <Green_Enrics> rofl
  342. <Emilica> Err
  343. <BabyDodongo> $5d10
  344. <Emilica> $2d10
  345. <Navi> BabyDodongo: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 9, 6 and 10. Total: 38. Successes: 6.
  346. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 10. Total: 13. Successes: 2.
  347. <GreenChuChu> $4d10
  348. <Navi> GreenChuChu: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 1 and 5. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
  349. Green_Enrics GreenChuChu
  350. <Adlez> $6d10
  351. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 1, 3, 10 and 4. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
  352. <DM> *The explosion incinerates the GreenChuChu, but you all manage to shield it off just fine.*
  353. <Adlez> but we wanted that heart!
  354. <DM> (in general, when defending and I say "roll courage", add the shield and all other bonuses)
  355. <DM> (or roll power, wisdom, etc.)
  356. <Adlez> okie dokie
  357. <BabyDodongo> $removeme
  358. <Navi> BabyDodongo has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Green_Enrics (3), GreenChuChu (3), Emilica (2) and Adlez (1).
  359. * BabyDodongo is now known as X__X
  360. <GreenChuChu> $removeme
  361. <Navi> GreenChuChu has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Green_Enrics (3), Emilica (2) and Adlez (1).
  362. * GreenChuChu is now known as X___X
  363. <DM> $init r
  364. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  365. <DM> well that was the fastest battle in the record books, lol
  366. <DM> +8 EXP
  367. <Emilica> NOOOO
  368. <DM> +$8d8 Rupees
  369. <Emilica> NOT THE BABY DODONGO
  370. <Adlez> aww
  371. <DM> $2d6
  372. <Adlez> $8d8
  373. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 4 and 1. Total: 5.
  374. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 2, 2, 7, 8, 5 and 1. Total: 37.
  375. <DM> *A Magic Container drops!*
  376. <Green_Enrics> $8d8
  377. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 7, 6, 2, 4, 5 and 6. Total: 39.
  378. * Green_Enrics yoinks the container
  379. <Emilica> $8d8
  380. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 8 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 3, 8, 3, 5, 4 and 7. Total: 40.
  381. <Adlez> what's in the magic container?
  382. <DM> it just ups your magic by 1/1, same as a stat point
  383. <DM> you just note it in your Misc that picked up a magic container
  384. <DM> (there's a small section for it)
  385. <Adlez> let's roll for it
  386. * Christopher_Belmont (~FireSerap@67.217.194.10) has joined #zurpg
  387. <Adlez> $1d10
  388. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8. Successes: 1.
  389. <Green_Enrics> Oh god damn it
  390. <Emilica> A wild Christopher_Belmont appeared!
  391. <DM> *As the smoke from the Baby Dodongo exploding dissipates, Christopher_Belmont emerges, completely unscathed.*
  392. <Green_Enrics> I already updated my chracter with it. o.o
  393. <Emilica> Wait, wrong game
  394. <Adlez> ?
  395. <Green_Enrics> Welp, it's no longer an all girls group
  396. <Green_Enrics> But at least we have someone better than Gouanaco
  397. <Christopher_Belmont> I been fighting that damn thing ever since it shallowed me
  398. <Green_Enrics> Also, Adlez.
  399. <Green_Enrics> I kinda yoinked it. XD
  400. <Adlez> meanine. :(
  401. <Emilica> You are telling me that you didn't attempt to rip the heart out?
  402. <Green_Enrics> The Magic Contaainer, I mean. :P
  403. <Green_Enrics> Okay, fine
  404. <Green_Enrics> You can have it
  405. * Green_Enrics gives Adlez the magic container
  406. <Christopher_Belmont> $recall
  407. <Adlez> oh, thank you. :)
  408. <Kid> Aww, it exploded before we could get the heart.
  409. <Christopher_Belmont> the damn thing's heart is as tough as nails
  410. <Emilica> Well then
  411. <Green_Enrics> Well, Darunia DID say it was impossible
  412. <DM> *fyi Christopher_Belmont, you missed Goron City, meeting with Darunia, and a battle that, if you were here 5 minutes previously, you would've been rolling $init with everyone else*
  413. <Green_Enrics> I'm inclined to believe him
  414. <Adlez> I guess he was right
  415. <Emilica> Should have gotten another meatshield
  416. <Adlez> maybe I could learn a spell or trick to bedazzle a monster
  417. <Adlez> hrmmm
  418. <DM> *As Christopher_Belmont makes his entrance, the cave rumbles briefly. The sound of something stomping towards you is heard from right behind him.*
  419. <Emilica> Oh.
  420. <Christopher_Belmont> I do not like the sound of that
  421. <Emilica> Is it a good idea to run?
  422. <DM> *The torchlight illuminates the tough skin of a large dodongo. It seems furious. You might've just killed its child.*
  423. <Green_Enrics> Well, behind Crissy is the exit.
  424. * Christopher_Belmont readies his whip and turns towards the direction of the dodongo
  425. <Adlez> He, he, he started it!
  426. <Green_Enrics> *Chrissy
  427. <DM> *It is currently blocking the entire cave path towards Hyrule Castle.*
  428. <DM> *It fires a blast of fire at the ceiling behind you. The ceiling collapses and blocks the route out.*
  429. <Green_Enrics> Well...shit.
  430. <Emilica> NOW I should have bought some bombs
  431. <Emilica> NOW I know*
  432. <Green_Enrics> So...run or fight?
  433. * Christopher_Belmont examines the room to see if there's anything he can use to his advantage
  434. * Adlez gulps
  435. <Adlez> don't think we have a choice!
  436. <Green_Enrics> You! Guy with the whip! What's your name?
  437. <Christopher_Belmont> Christopher Belmont, of the Belmont Clan
  438. <Green_Enrics> Should we run, or fight?
  439. <DM> Big Dodongo's stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html
  440. <Emilica> I have three bomb flower fuses, but it probably isn't a good time to use one
  441. <Adlez> Emilica, you know those are just fuses, right?
  442. <Adlez> no bombs attached
  443. <DM> *There's a fallen stalagtite from earlier.*
  444. <Emilica> I know
  445. <Emilica> But what if there was something explosive somewhere else?
  446. <Adlez> ummm... i still have a bomb flower in my bag from the first time we went through here
  447. <Christopher_Belmont> If we run now, our chances or surviving are slim. I do not know who you are or where am I but we should stand our ground
  448. * Christopher_Belmont examines the room to see if there's anything else he can use to his advantage
  449. <Emilica> Probably best to keep the bomb flower just in case
  450. <Adlez> yeah! zap that overgrown rock toad thing!
  451. <DM> (not sure you can run, the way back is blocked by rocks, and it's blocking your way towards the way you need to go)
  452. <DM> <DM> *There's a fallen stalagtite from earlier.* - *pokes Christopher_Belmont*
  453. <Adlez> hide behind it!
  454. * Christopher_Belmont examines the roof
  455. <DM> *It's impaled into the ground. A kid could hid behind it, but that's it.*
  456. * Green_Enrics hides behind the Stalgtite
  457. <Adlez> Hide, kid!
  458. <Green_Enrics> Well damn
  459. * Christopher_Belmont hides behind the stalagmite
  460. <DM> *The roof of the cave doesn't have anymore stalagtites. They're all broken.*
  461. * Kid hides behind the fallen stalagtite.
  462. <DM> *You're all sticking out behind that think like the Three Stooges hiding behind a pole.*
  463. <DM> *behind that thing
  464. <Green_Enrics> Umm...Christophel Dumbmont, I was see you plain as day
  465. <Green_Enrics> *Christopher
  466. <Green_Enrics> *can
  467. <Green_Enrics> *Grammar. ;~;
  468. <DM> *word
  469. <Emilica> *Pizza
  470. <Kid> Umm, uhhh... is this enough?
  471. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  472. * X__X is now known as BigDodongo
  473. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  474. <Navi> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  475. <Adlez> $init 1d10
  476. <Navi> Adlez: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  477. <Emilica> $init 1d10
  478. <Navi> Emilica: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  479. <Adlez> YUS
  480. <DM> nice
  481. * BigDodongo suddenly wishes DM gave it double turn.
  482. <BigDodongo> $init 1d10
  483. <Navi> BigDodongo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  484. <Adlez> lawl
  485. * DM dies laughing.
  486. <Emilica> Lel
  487. <Green_Enrics> I am sick entire of these Dodongos! *Rolls ten :3*
  488. * DM pokes Christopher_Belmont - roll $init 1d10
  489. <Green_Enrics> (Good god, I'm like transcribed captions. o.o)
  490. <Christopher_Belmont> $init 1d10
  491. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  492. <DM> $init s
  493. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  494. <Adlez> not zero, whoo!
  495. <DM> Bonus Turns: Green_Enrics, Adlez
  496. <Christopher_Belmont> Dodongoes, so that's what these creatures are called...
  497. <Green_Enrics> (One moment, getting battle music.)
  498. <Adlez> ready
  499. * Green_Enrics strikes at the Dodongo
  500. <DM> (with?)
  501. <Green_Enrics> (Roll Courage)
  502. <Green_Enrics> $8d10
  503. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 5, 7, 5, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 52. Successes: 9.
  504. <BigDodongo> $6d10
  505. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 4, 9, 6 and 6. Total: 37. Successes: 4.
  506. <Green_Enrics> (9...wat)
  507. * BigDodongo is hit!
  508. <DM> (nice rolls today)
  509. <DM> 9 - 4 = 5 - 2 = 3 damage
  510. <BigDodongo> 19h
  511. <Green_Enrics> (How did I get 9 Successes? o.o)
  512. <DM> *Adlez's turn!*
  513. <DM> (10 = successes)
  514. <DM> (10 = 2 succeses)
  515. <DM> (derp)
  516. * Adlez casts PSI flash (roll Wisdom)
  517. <Green_Enrics> (lol)
  518. <Adlez> $7d10
  519. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 1, 1, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
  520. <Adlez> :(
  521. <BigDodongo> $3d10
  522. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3 and 3. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
  523. <DM> 4 - 1 = 3 - 2 = 1
  524. <BigDodongo> 18h
  525. <Adlez> 6mp
  526. <DM> *Your flash chips it, but that's it.*
  527. <DM> $turns
  528. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  529. <DM> *Round start!*
  530. <Emilica> This thing has too much health
  531. * Green_Enrics strikes at the Big Ol's Dondongo once more! (Rolling Courage and stones)
  532. <Green_Enrics> $8d10
  533. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 6, 5, 6, 3, 1 and 3. Total: 33. Successes: 4.
  534. <BigDodongo> $6d10
  535. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 8, 8, 5 and 1. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
  536. <DM> ROLLOFF
  537. <Green_Enrics> $8d10
  538. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 3, 3, 6, 2, 9 and 9. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
  539. <BigDodongo> $6d10
  540. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 8, 9, 9 and 10. Total: 46. Successes: 6.
  541. <DM> *This time, you bounce off its skin completely.*
  542. <Green_Enrics> Oh well, you can't beat em every time
  543. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  544. <Navi> Green_Enrics has ended their turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
  545. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  546. * Christopher_Belmont examines the dodongo with the suspicion that his whip may just bounce right off the creatures hide
  547. * Adlez cast's Blind (roll Wisdom!)
  548. <Adlez> $8d10
  549. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 6, 10, 3, 7, 8 and 3. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
  550. <BigDodongo> $3d10
  551. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6 and 3. Total: 19. Successes: 3.
  552. <DM> *The attack hits, dealing 2 burn damage!8
  553. <DM> *oh wait, Dragon Skin reduces it by 1*
  554. <BigDodongo> 17h | Blind
  555. <Adlez> "If target tries to use an action or counterattack that targets someone else, afflicted target rolls $1d2 first. If the result is a 1, the action/counterattack misses."
  556. <DM> ($endturn?)
  557. <Adlez> ah, sorry
  558. <Adlez> $endturn
  559. <Navi> Adlez has ended their turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
  560. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  561. <Emilica> Well, it is blind I guess
  562. * Christopher_Belmont examines the dodongo with the suspicion that his whip may just bounce right off the creatures hide
  563. <Emilica> Is it still a bad idea to go for the heart?
  564. <DM> (who knows Christopher, try and see)
  565. <DM> you could try
  566. * Christopher_Belmont strikes the dodongo with the vampire killer whip, doubtful that it will do any harm
  567. <Christopher_Belmont> (roll courage)
  568. <Christopher_Belmont> (roll courage!)
  569. <DM> *The dodongo is on its belly currently. Its heart is unreachable.*
  570. <DM> (attack roll usually goes first)
  571. <Christopher_Belmont> $ 7D10
  572. <DM> no space
  573. <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
  574. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 9, 1, 2, 9 and 5. Total: 29. Successes: 3.
  575. <BigDodongo> $6d10
  576. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 7, 10, 2 and 10. Total: 35. Successes: 5.
  577. <DM> *Your whip bounces right off the dodongo. Seems your suspicion was correct... or you just weren't lucky.*
  578. <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
  579. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont has ended their turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
  580. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  581. * BigDodongo grunts as hot air fills the area from its breathe. Gee, sure is getting hot in here!
  582. <Adlez> it didn't counter?
  583. <Green_Enrics> RRRR! Aether! (Roll Courage)
  584. <DM> (oh.... OH
  585. <Green_Enrics> $8d10
  586. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 10, 10, 3, 3, 4 and 6. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
  587. <DM> (derp... well, my fault that time)
  588. <BigDodongo> $6d10
  589. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 1, 9, 4 and 4. Total: 31. Successes: 2.
  590. * BigDodongo is hit!
  591. <DM> wait
  592. <Adlez> $6d10
  593. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 5, 10, 1 and 2. Total: 33. Successes: 5.
  594. <Green_Enrics> (WRONG TURN, DERP)
  595. <DM> ummmm
  596. <DM> it's Emilica's turn right now, lol
  597. <Adlez> oh, ok
  598. <Adlez> :P
  599. * DM cancels all of those actions which were "out of line", so to speak, lol.
  600. * Emilica attempts to strike the Dodongo with a Steel Sword... Do Dodongos dislike swords? (Roll Courage)
  601. <Emilica> $10d10
  602. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 3, 1, 10, 2, 10, 1, 1 and 7. Total: 45. Successes: 7.
  603. <DM> *You feel a mysterious wake pass over you, as if time reversed for a moment.*
  604. <Adlez> Dodongos don't want to be sword?
  605. <BigDodongo> $6d10
  606. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 7, 8, 1 and 8. Total: 39. Successes: 5.
  607. <DM> *Your sword strikes the BigDodongo, but it bounces off its skin, dealing no damage.*
  608. <Emilica> #endturn
  609. <Emilica> $endturn
  610. <Navi> Emilica has ended their turn. BigDodongo: It is your turn now.
  611. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  612. * Christopher_Belmont suddently has a desperate idea...
  613. * BigDodongo spends its turn rolling up into a ball.
  614. <BigDodongo> 17h | Blind | Rolled Up
  615. <BigDodongo> $endturn
  616. <Navi> BigDodongo has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  617. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  618. <Christopher_Belmont> which one of you is the strongest amongst us?
  619. <DM> *There is now enough room to sneak by the BigDodongo, if you all want to try and use Escape.*
  620. <Green_Enrics> RRRR! Aether! (Roll Courage)
  621. <Green_Enrics> $8d10
  622. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 2, 5, 10, 10, 10 and 1. Total: 53. Successes: 9.
  623. <Green_Enrics> (Fuck yea)
  624. <Christopher_Belmont> everyone, try to escape. I'll distract the monster!\
  625. <DM> *Your attack injures it, but with its armor especially high right now, it only does 4 damage.
  626. <Adlez> no, we can take it!
  627. <BigDodongo> 13h | Blind | Rolled Up
  628. <Adlez> end?
  629. <Green_Enrics> oh right
  630. * Christopher_Belmont wonders if there's anything he can do with the stalagmite from ealier since it's technically too heavy for one person to lift
  631. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  632. <Navi> Green_Enrics has ended their turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
  633. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  634. * Adlez casts PSI Flash (Roll Wisdom!)
  635. <Adlez> $7d10
  636. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 6, 5, 8, 8 and 10. Total: 48. Successes: 8.
  637. <DM> (before you go, there is such a thing as combo attacks, if you want to try it)
  638. <DM> (ooor not, lol)
  639. <Adlez> >:O
  640. <Adlez> 2mp
  641. <Emilica> (I was just thinking of that)
  642. <Adlez> combo?
  643. <DM> *The blast of light this time hits the BigDodongo real good, but its rolled up state deflects a lot of the damage.*
  644. <Adlez> >:[
  645. <BigDodongo> 10h | Blind | Rolled Up
  646. <Adlez> WHO'S UP FOR DONGO KICKBALL?
  647. <Adlez> $endturn
  648. <Navi> Adlez has ended their turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
  649. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  650. <DM> *Considering that thing is the size of a 3-headed Gleeok if not larger, I don't quite think you could kick it with your power, lol.*
  651. <Emilica> Why would I want to try to kick a big Dodongo that could probably KILL my feet
  652. <BigDodongo> 10h | Rolled Up
  653. * Christopher_Belmont quickly examines the fallen stalagmite to see how heavy it is
  654. <DM> *It's pretty large, but with several people, you might be able to lift it and throw it.*
  655. <Adlez> me and my 2 Power wouldn't help with that much
  656. <DM> lol
  657. <DM> *To do a combo attack or try to lift that up, declare you're saving your turn for a combo attack.*
  658. <DM> (and then $endturn)
  659. * Green_Enrics crunches her fists. (Eight powah over here)
  660. * Christopher_Belmont tries whipping the dodongo again.. maybe his luck was just bad last time
  661. <Christopher_Belmont> (roll courage!)
  662. <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
  663. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 9, 9, 7, 4 and 10. Total: 51. Successes: 7.
  664. <DM> *The whip hits it, dealing 2 damage.*
  665. <BigDodongo> 8h | Rolled Up
  666. <DM> Well Emilica, think you could do 13 successes in a single attack?
  667. * Emilica shakes her head
  668. * Christopher_Belmont notices the dodongo is close to dying
  669. <Adlez> you can do it!
  670. <DM> ($endturn?)
  671. <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
  672. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont has ended their turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
  673. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  674. <Emilica> I don't think this is going to work
  675. <Adlez> PUNCH IT!
  676. * Emilica tries to attack the BigDodongo with a Steel Sword again (Rolling Courage)
  677. <Emilica> $10d10
  678. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 9, 6, 1, 10, 10, 3, 6 and 7. Total: 58. Successes: 8.
  679. * BigDodongo loses 3 more hearts.
  680. <BigDodongo> 5h | Rolled Up
  681. <DM> *Fun time for big guy!*
  682. <Emilica> Does he have cancer
  683. <DM> not quite
  684. <Adlez> no, it's lupus
  685. <DM> $endturn
  686. <Navi> DM has ended Emilica's turn. BigDodongo: It is your turn now.
  687. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  688. * BigDodongo proceeds to roll over Adlez! (Roll Courage)
  689. <Adlez> +shield?
  690. <DM> yep
  691. <BigDodongo> $12d10
  692. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 4, 2, 3, 8, 10, 2, 6, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 66. Successes: 8.
  693. <Adlez> $6d10
  694. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 7, 3, 2 and 7. Total: 36. Successes: 5.
  695. <Adlez> ow!
  696. <DM> 8 - 5 = 3 + 1 = 4 damage
  697. <Adlez> wat?!
  698. <Adlez> 1hp,2mp
  699. * BigDodongo partially squishes Adlez and proceeds to roll Green_Enrics over! (Roll Courage)
  700. <BigDodongo> $12d10
  701. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 8, 2, 8, 1, 2, 5, 9, 8, 1 and 4. Total: 56. Successes: 5.
  702. <BigDodongo> +1 success
  703. * Christopher_Belmont sees that adlez is on the verge of dying
  704. * Adlez attempts to pry myself out of the ground
  705. * DM pokes Green_Enrics with a stick.
  706. * DM rolls for Green.
  707. <DM> $9d10
  708. <Navi> DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 6, 5, 9, 5, 10, 5 and 10. Total: 68. Successes: 12.
  709. <DM> pfahhahahaahh
  710. <Adlez> DAAnG
  711. <DM> *Green_Enrics sidesteps BigDodongo and gets to counterattack it!*
  712. * BigDodongo slams into a wall, its chest open.
  713. <Adlez> hit the weak point for massive damage!
  714. <DM> *While Green is stuck in lala land, Adlez gets to go!*
  715. <DM> $endturn
  716. <Navi> DM has ended BigDodongo's turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  717. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  718. <Emilica> But what about the heart?
  719. <DM> $endturn
  720. <Navi> DM has ended Green_Enrics's turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
  721. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  722. <Green_Enrics> D:
  723. <DM> oh
  724. <DM> you're back
  725. <DM> *Green is here!*
  726. <Green_Enrics> (WHAT THE HELL MAN?!)
  727. <Adlez> go now then
  728. * DM backs up.
  729. <DM> $endturn
  730. <Navi> DM has ended Adlez's turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
  731. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  732. <DM> $endturn
  733. <Navi> DM has ended Christopher_Belmont's turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
  734. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  735. <DM> $endturn
  736. <Navi> DM has ended Emilica's turn. BigDodongo: It is your turn now.
  737. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  738. <Green_Enrics> $8d10
  739. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 3, 7, 5, 2, 7 and 9. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
  740. <Adlez> haha
  741. <DM> (question, where are you aiming?)
  742. <Green_Enrics> (I was having the palette blues. ;~;)
  743. <Green_Enrics> (There are choices? )
  744. <Green_Enrics> (Leg)
  745. <Emilica> (Should have chosen the stom- Oh wait)
  746. <DM> *You stab it in the leg, pinning it to the wall and dealing only 4 damage.*
  747. <BigDodongo> 1h | Defenseless
  748. <BigDodongo> $endturn
  749. <Navi> BigDodongo has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  750. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  751. <DM> (so, anyone interested in attempting to go for its heart?)
  752. <DM> (seeing whether it explodes or not?)
  753. <Adlez> yeah! get it Green!
  754. * Green_Enrics attempts to go for the heart
  755. <Green_Enrics> (WHAT DO I DO?)
  756. <Adlez> use your hands!
  757. <DM> (first, stab open the area)
  758. <Adlez> um, have you got a knife?
  759. <DM> (I mean, its skin is still covering it)
  760. * Green_Enrics stabs open the Dodongo's stomach.
  761. * Christopher_Belmont suspects that if he strikes his whip near the heart of the creature in just the right way, it would flay the skin and expose the heart a little bit
  762. <Adlez> now, pull the blue wire!
  763. <DM> *The dodongo's stomach is cut open.*
  764. <DM> *Adlez's turn!*
  765. <DM> $endturn
  766. <Navi> DM has ended Green_Enrics's turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
  767. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  768. <Adlez> yeah
  769. * Adlez cheers encouragment while hiding behind her shield
  770. <DM> *The heart is exposed... yep, it's in its stomach apparently.*
  771. <Adlez> $endturn
  772. <Navi> Adlez has ended their turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
  773. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  774. * Christopher_Belmont puts all of his force behind his next attempt to whip the dodongo, targeting the heart (roll courage!)
  775. <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
  776. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 1, 6, 2, 3 and 2. Total: 30. Successes: 3.
  777. <Adlez> ninja grab it?
  778. <DM> *You try pulling it, but you fail to get it out.*
  779. <Christopher_Belmont> [20:58:31] Christopher_Belmont puts all of his force behind his next attempt to whip the dodongo, targeting the heart (roll courage!)
  780. <DM> *3 successes apparently isn't enough.*
  781. <DM> (it doesn't roll courage)
  782. <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
  783. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont has ended their turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
  784. <Navi> Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7), Emilica (6) and BigDodongo (1).
  785. * Emilica tries to get the heart out (What do roll)
  786. <DM> (just cut it out with your sword, so whatever the steel sword's roll is)
  787. <Emilica> $10d10
  788. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 3, 1, 7, 8, 2, 5, 3 and 7. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
  789. <Emilica> ...
  790. <DM> *After Christopher tugged on it, you manage to cut the heart out. It seems to still be beating. The BigDodongo, on the other hand....*
  791. <DM> *The BigDodongo EXPLODES! (Roll Courage, everyone)*
  792. * Adlez yells "Run now!"
  793. <Adlez> owwwww
  794. <BigDodongo> $8d10
  795. <Emilica> (Do I also have to roll because I cut it)
  796. <Navi> BigDodongo: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 8, 8, 8, 10, 7 and 3. Total: 53. Successes: 7.
  797. <DM> (yes)
  798. <Adlez> $6d10
  799. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 9, 8, 2 and 1. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
  800. <Emilica> $9d10
  801. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 5, 8, 2, 9, 7, 3 and 4. Total: 47. Successes: 5.
  802. * Kid continues to hide behind the fallen stalagtite as it covers him.
  803. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  804. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a chicken! «14,750»)
  805. <DM> oh god
  806. <DM> OH GOD
  807. <Adlez> can i cower behind my shield?
  808. <DM> if you didn't roll your shield, add it
  809. <Adlez> i did Q_Q
  810. <DM> *Adlez becomes but a corpse as the explosion turns her to dust.*
  811. <Adlez> nooooooooooooooooooooooo
  812. <DM> (don't bother using your fairy)
  813. <DM> *Emilica takes 2 damage.*
  814. * DM pokes Green_Enrics and Christopher_Belmont - roll Courage.
  815. <Green_Enrics> *ORLY, you're killing off Adlez? D:*
  816. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  817. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 2, 9, 1, 7, 3, 1 and 8. Total: 45. Successes: 5.
  818. * Emilica gets knocked down to half the maximum heart count
  819. <Emilica> 3h, 6m
  820. <DM> (remember, if you die and the party lives, you're auto-revived at the end of the battle with 1 heart)
  821. <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
  822. * Adlez is now known as Adles_ghost
  823. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 6, 6, 7, 1 and 1. Total: 32. Successes: 5.
  824. <Adles_ghost> wwhoooohooo! I will now haunt you all!
  825. <DM> *Green takes 2 damage and Christopher_Belmont takes 1 damage.*
  826. <BigDodongo> $removeme
  827. <Navi> BigDodongo has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Green_Enrics (10), Adlez (10), Christopher_Belmont (7) and Emilica (6).
  828. * BigDodongo is now known as X__X
  829. <Christopher_Belmont> $endbattle?
  830. <DM> *A swarm of cuccoos suddenly flies through. Everyone currently alive roll Courage!*
  831. <Green_Enrics> 5h
  832. <Emilica> $9d10
  833. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 1, 9, 8, 4, 7, 3 and 8. Total: 54. Successes: 6.
  834. <Christopher_Belmont> $7d10
  835. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 3, 9, 3, 4 and 1. Total: 32. Successes: 3.
  836. <DM> (Cuccoo Kick Count - 4 of 4)
  837. <DM> $10d10
  838. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  839. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 9, 8, 10, 4, 4, 4, 2 and 4. Total: 56. Successes: 5.
  840. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 5, 8, 5, 3, 6, 3 and 5. Total: 46. Successes: 6.
  841. <DM> *The swarm of cuccoos grazes Christopher_Belmont, doing 1 damage. You two block it.*
  842. <Adles_ghost> kick a chicken for me
  843. <DM> *Cucco Kick Count - Now sitting at....
  844. <DM> $1d5
  845. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  846. <Green_Enrics> *Adlez_Ghost
  847. <DM> 0 of 4
  848. <DM> $init r
  849. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  850. <DM> *Adlez is revived to 1 Heart!*
  851. * Adles_ghost is now known as Adlez
  852. <Adlez> ewhghhag brthbrhr...
  853. * Adlez pats myself off
  854. <Emilica> Are you spazzing
  855. <Adlez> thath hurth
  856. <DM> +20 EXP
  857. <DM> +125 Rupees each
  858. <Adlez> but was worth it
  859. <Adlez> 1hp,1mp
  860. <DM> $4d6
  861. <Navi> DM: You rolled 4 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 4 and 3. Total: 10.
  862. <DM> wow
  863. <DM> *A Heart Container and a Magic Container drop!*
  864. <Adlez> heart please?
  865. * Christopher_Belmont grabs the heart container
  866. <DM> take it
  867. <DM> oooor not
  868. <Adlez> ok
  869. <Adlez> roll?
  870. <DM> contest for the heart container?
  871. <Emilica> $calc 125+184
  872. <Kefka> 125+184 = 309
  873. <Adlez> $1d10
  874. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6. Successes: 1.
  875. <Christopher_Belmont> hmm?
  876. <Emilica> (Not going to take the heart container)
  877. <Adlez> or do people just ninja loot as fast as they can type?
  878. <Christopher_Belmont> $1d10
  879. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5. Successes: 1.
  880. <Green_Enrics> rofl
  881. <Adlez> hah!
  882. <DM> *Adlez gets the choice of taking it or giving it to Christopher_Belmont!*
  883. <Adlez> i win
  884. <Green_Enrics> Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolloff
  885. <DM> looking at Result, not Successes here
  886. <Adlez> i have 1 hp right now
  887. <Green_Enrics> lol
  888. <Adlez> so i would like it
  889. <Green_Enrics> You don't get refilled btw
  890. * Christopher_Belmont hands Adlez his only potroast
  891. <Adlez> awww... i'll buy you another when we get to town
  892. <Adlez> such a gentleman
  893. <Adlez> what do i do with it?
  894. <DM> (don't bother using the potroast, just hold onto it)
  895. <Christopher_Belmont> eat up. this thing will heal you completely
  896. <Adlez> i think we're nearly back to town
  897. <Adlez> i'll be ok
  898. <DM> (that was the last battle, so yeah, don't worry about it)
  899. * Kid peeks from the side of the stalagmite.
  900. <Kid> Is... is it okay now?
  901. <Green_Enrics> Hey! Kid! you can come out, now
  902. * Adlez coughs
  903. <Adlez> yeah, it's ok
  904. * Christopher_Belmont wishes to know where he is and what's going on
  905. * Kid sees that Adlez is half-dead.
  906. <Emilica> Where did the heart go
  907. <Kid> Umm.. are you all alright?
  908. <DM> (hang on Emilica)
  909. <Adlez> There's still a magic container in limbo
  910. * Green_Enrics yoinks Magic container
  911. <Adlez> okie
  912. <Green_Enrics> I didn't get the last one
  913. <Emilica> WHERE THE LIMBO IS AT
  914. <DM> here ya go - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-258.html
  915. <Adlez> well, let's try and make it back to town before nightfall
  916. <Emilica> WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL OF THESE ITEMS
  917. <Emilica> Where is that hammerspace
  918. <Adlez> Common, let's go find Rayne
  919. * Green_Enrics takes the heart. :P
  920. <DM> *You all head back to town. Interestingly enough, despite it getting closer to night time when you think more creatures would be active, you meet no resistance.*
  921. <Adlez> we intimidate them all
  922. <DM> *You get back to Hyrule Village's East Gate, where Rayne is there to meet you.*
  923. * X__X is now known as Rayne
  924. * Adlez pats her hair to get it a bit more orderly
  925. * Rayne waves to you all.
  926. <Rayne> Sup.
  927. <Adlez> That was a mean trick to play on us!
  928. <Adlez> sending us to get a dodongo heart!
  929. <Rayne> Huh? What trick?
  930. <Rayne> Ooohhhh that....
  931. <Green_Enrics> We go through an incredibly difficult cave, and all you do is say "sup"?
  932. <Rayne> Wait, you actually got it?
  933. * Rayne fumbles around a bit.
  934. * Green_Enrics pulls out the Dodongo heart
  935. <Christopher_Belmont> now I would like to know who you people are, what is going on and where in the lord's name am I?
  936. <Rayne> Uhh... hang on, let's go somewhere more covert, put that thing away.
  937. <Adlez> We were shoping for a present for Rayne
  938. <Adlez> well, for a present Rayne will give
  939. <Rayne> Follow me!
  940. * Adlez mutters and grudgingly follows
  941. * Christopher_Belmont , the characther is not familiar with hyrule and all
  942. * Christopher_Belmont follows Adlez
  943. <Emilica> Darnit Green, where did you take that heart out of? I thought I had it in my bag
  944. <Adlez> they doubled?
  945. <Green_Enrics> I'm holding in my hand. >.>
  946. <DM> *You follow him and head down the main road to the market. When you get to the market area, he turns and heads down the north road.*
  947. <DM> *After about 20 minutes of walking, he stops.*
  948. <Rayne> Ahh, home sweet home!
  949. <Adlez> I'm hungry.
  950. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  951. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in prison, where you're sentenced to an eternity of finding Waldo. «14,751»)
  952. * Rayne stands in front of a two-story house, right next to the Northern Inn.
  953. <DM> $pie
  954. * Kefka throws a Pumpkin pie at DM. I threw 123 pies on LunarNet.
  955. * Christopher_Belmont is still puzzled by where is and all.
  956. * Rayne grabs his key and unlocks the door.
  957. <Christopher_Belmont> *where he is
  958. <Rayne> Come on in, folks.
  959. * Rayne enters the house.
  960. <Green_Enrics> I will explain later, go sleep at the inn or something. >.>
  961. <Adlez> Was this like a secret society initiation?
  962. * Christopher_Belmont follows rayne inside in hopes of getting an explanation
  963. <DM> *You enter his house and are greeted by another strange and eccentric fellow.*
  964. <Rayne> Katsu, what the heck are you doing here?!
  965. * X___X is now known as Katsu
  966. <Adlez> mmhmmm... meat?
  967. <Green_Enrics> Too...many...people....
  968. <Katsu> Oh come on man, I thought we both lived here-
  969. * Rayne kicks Katsu out the front door.
  970. <Emilica> Wow
  971. <Emilica> Rude
  972. <Green_Enrics> What was that about?
  973. <Rayne> You can come back when you actually HELP ME pay for the house!
  974. * Rayne slams the door behind him.
  975. <Rayne> Okay....
  976. * Katsu is now known as X___X
  977. <Green_Enrics> What was that about?
  978. <Rayne> Oh, just a friend of mine. He's not so bad... he's just lazy.
  979. <Emilica> On a scale of 0 to 10, how lazy is he
  980. <Adlez> you should send him to a farm
  981. <Adlez> My pa could straighten him out
  982. <DM> *In the house, you see a stairway to the right, and to the left at the other end of the room is a stone stove and his general kitchen area. A fairly long table capable of seating 8 is in the middle of the room.*
  983. * Rayne takes a seat at the table.
  984. <Rayne> Kay... heart, bomb fuses, and whatever Darunia gave ya, drop it on the table.
  985. * Emilica drops THE BASS
  986. * Green_Enrics places the heart on the table
  987. <Adlez> Here you go
  988. * DM high-fives Emilica.
  989. * Emilica places the bomb fuses and the bag on the table
  990. * Adlez Places a bomb plant on the table
  991. * Rayne is startled as the still-beating heart is placed on the table.
  992. <Adlez> I guess i don't really want this anymore
  993. <Emilica> Don't worry about the heart, you'll get used to it
  994. <Rayne> Wow... I didn't think that was possible. It kinda was a joke, but.... man, you guys really got it.
  995. <Adlez> Yeah, and I hope you appreciate it
  996. * Adlez grits her teeth a bit
  997. * Kid seems to have disappeared. On the way over, he ended up returning to his house.
  998. * Kid is now known as X_X
  999. <Rayne> Hmm... gimme a moment.
  1000. <Green_Enrics> Little rascal didn't even thank us.
  1001. <Green_Enrics> *yawns*
  1002. * Rayne heads behind the staircase and pulls out a stash.
  1003. <Green_Enrics> Is there a couch in here?
  1004. <Rayne> Ehh, unfortunately not. Frigin' Katsu won't pay for anything.
  1005. <Rayne> Just take a seat at the table.
  1006. * Green_Enrics lays on the table and yawns.
  1007. * Adlez chastises Green_Enrics
  1008. <Adlez> don't fall asleep until you get your rupees!
  1009. <DM> *In the stash, you can see a variety of different weapons, stemming from swords, arrows, various bows with crazy designs, an axe or two, and something else. Your characters don't recognize it, but... it's a rifle.*
  1010. <Green_Enrics> Fiiiiiine.
  1011. * Rayne notices the rifle is visible and stashes it back away.
  1012. <Rayne> Don't ask what that was.
  1013. * Emilica climbs on the table
  1014. * Emilica sits
  1015. <Rayne> Ah, here they are!
  1016. * Rayne gets the rupees and heart containers.
  1017. <Christopher_Belmont> would you care explaining to me what is going on, where am I and what is this strange land?
  1018. <Emilica> Ahem
  1019. <Adlez> Maybe tommorrow, weird guy
  1020. <Rayne> Here you go, for getting me a heart that's THAT big, I'm giving you all each 2 Heart Containers and 200 Rupees a piece! My treat!
  1021. <Adlez> woooooow!
  1022. <Rayne> Huh? Oh, so you came from a different land too, eh?
  1023. <Emilica> THE LAND HYRULE SAW EVIL ABOARD FIELDS AND LIFE, CHRISTOPHER
  1024. <Rayne> Which land did you come from?
  1025. * Emilica coughs
  1026. * Green_Enrics throws a book of Hyrule's history at Christopher_Belmont. @_@
  1027. <Christopher_Belmont> I am from Romania, a country in the continent of Europe
  1028. <Rayne> Hmm... not familiar with it.
  1029. * Rayne holds his hand out to you.
  1030. <Adlez> I think he hit his head in that cave
  1031. * Christopher_Belmont explains his nation's history and his clan's history
  1032. <Rayne> Name's Rayne, from the land of Ticonderoga. Nice to meet a fellow person that's not native to this land of Hyrule.
  1033. <Green_Enrics> I need a driiiiiiiink. (Yes, Green and red are forever drunk. :3)
  1034. <DM> hahahahah
  1035. <Christopher_Belmont> I'm glad I'm not alone on this part
  1036. <Green_Enrics> You think that's bad, I'm from friggin Termina. >.>
  1037. <Rayne> A drink? Hey, head down to the Market, I think Korimi is openin' her bar if ya need a drink! Name o' the bar should be Ticonderoga Bar! It's right to Monroe's... you know, the shop.
  1038. <Christopher_Belmont> Green Enrics, I could make a mean bottle or Romanian Mead if I had some rye hops and a brewing kit
  1039. <Rayne> Now.. to enjoy this!
  1040. <Rayne> Oh, by the way, what's in the bag?
  1041. * Rayne pokes the bag of powder.
  1042. <Adlez> Dunno, the big goron gave it to us
  1043. <Rayne> Hmm...
  1044. <Adlez> it came from a big barrel
  1045. <Adlez> he said to add it to your gift
  1046. <Rayne> Fascinating...
  1047. * Christopher_Belmont is reading through the book that green enrics threw at him
  1048. * Rayne opens the bag and tosses a speck of it at the wall.
  1049. <Christopher_Belmont> I see... so that explains alot
  1050. <Green_Enrics> I think it was because he remembers me.
  1051. <DM> *The speck explodes, flashing all of you. As your sight returns, the wall is charred black.*
  1052. <Rayne> Hoooooly crap.
  1053. <Rayne> I LIKE THIS STUFF!
  1054. <Green_Enrics> Adlez...bring me my prize when it's given to you, I'll the bar
  1055. <Adlez> And we were carying that!
  1056. <Adlez> ok
  1057. * Green_Enrics heads off to the bar
  1058. * Christopher_Belmont is caught off guard by the rather sudden flash of light
  1059. <Christopher_Belmont> what witchcraft be this?
  1060. <Emilica> Don't worry, you'll get used to it
  1061. <Green_Enrics> (Rofl, Green is missing some epic stuff, just to get drunk. XD)
  1062. <Rayne> Hey guys, tomorrow morning, bout.... ohh, 10am, hop onto the Hyrule Village wall and look towards the northwestern district, got a present for ya.
  1063. <Emilica> Does it contain bombs?
  1064. <Adlez> Ok, but I gotta get home tonight.
  1065. <Christopher_Belmont> Hmm... I might be able to get used to this, but my first priority is to find my way back to romania and make sure everyone is...
  1066. <Rayne> Oh, it'll be good. Get some sleep... and tell Katsu on the way out that he can stay here tonight.
  1067. <Adlez> Sure...
  1068. <Emilica> Note to self: Bring vine whip next time on another adventure
  1069. * Christopher_Belmont senses a distant evil presence, far far away.. an evil presence that is somewhat familiar but not quite.
  1070. <DM> *You head out of his house and head..... somewhere...... to rest the night off.*
  1071. * Adlez senses a drama queen, very very nearby
  1072. <DM> *I guess the inn...
  1073. <Green_Enrics> (TO THE BAR GUYS)
  1074. <Christopher_Belmont> the inn it is.
  1075. <Adlez> (TO THE GAY BAR)
  1076. <Green_Enrics> 9
  1077. <DM> *Green is at the bar, getting drunk.*
  1078. <Green_Enrics> *Drunk* ...fuckin Nolybitch.
  1079. <DM> *She seems to be challenging the owner of the bar in a challenge of who can hold their liquor.*
  1080. <Emilica> Why would Green want to go to a bar
  1081. <DM> (to get drunk)
  1082. <Emilica> I heard that place is scary
  1083. * Green_Enrics gets in a bar fight with like, 10 guys, and wins.
  1084. <DM> -=TIME PASSES=-
  1085. <DM> *You're all restored to full hearts and magic.*
  1086. * Adlez goes home for the night and does farm chores in the morning
  1087. * Green_Enrics gets kicked out of the bar.
  1088. <DM> -=10AM, at the top of Hyrule Village's wall...=-
  1089. * Green_Enrics is now drunk status.
  1090. * Adlez is back
  1091. * Christopher_Belmont has fallen asleep
  1092. <DM> *You're all on the top of the wall as Green_Enrics stumbles up the long staircase in a hungover state.*
  1093. <Green_Enrics> Hello Adlez...*hiccup*
  1094. <Adlez> phew! you stink
  1095. <Adlez> Did you already spend all the rupees that Rayne gave us?
  1096. <Green_Enrics> No wonder, I've been beating the shit out of a bunch of people who keep wanting to fight me.
  1097. <Emilica> Note to self: Never go near Green when she is drunk
  1098. <DM> *Nope! Rayne ended up paying the tab for you.*
  1099. <Adlez> I guess he's really into assertive women
  1100. * Emilica shrugs
  1101. <Green_Enrics> Well too bad for that dick, I'm fuckin married.
  1102. <DM> *You look down upon the large village. It seems a pretty busy day, as the roads are filled with people.*
  1103. * Adlez breathes in the midmorning air
  1104. * Green_Enrics burps
  1105. <DM> *There's the sound of a boom from the Northwestern District.*
  1106. <Green_Enrics> waaah.
  1107. <Emilica> Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
  1108. * Adlez jumps
  1109. <Adlez> eep!
  1110. * Christopher_Belmont is awakened by the sudden noise
  1111. * Green_Enrics pulls out her sword
  1112. <DM> *You look over and you hear a loud scream as an explosion nukes the upper half of one of the houses and sends a Kokiri flying into the sky, high above the wall.*
  1113. <Green_Enrics> I'll take c-c-c-c-care of t-this
  1114. * X_X is now known as Fran
  1115. <Christopher_Belmont> what in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost was that!?
  1116. * Green_Enrics runs into a wall
  1117. * Christopher_Belmont readies his whip
  1118. <Fran> I DIDN'T DESERVE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS-
  1119. <Emilica> I think you did
  1120. * Adlez sighs in relief
  1121. <Adlez> oh, only him?
  1122. <Green_Enrics> Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you bastard, what happened?
  1123. <Emilica> Probably the present
  1124. * Fran is catapulted all the way to the south wall, for a explosive distance of 1.7 miles.
  1125. <Adlez> do we even measure in miles?
  1126. * Green_Enrics mistakes Fran for Red_Enrics
  1127. <Emilica> Let's see if he lands on his head
  1128. <Adlez> probably more like "screens"
  1129. <Green_Enrics> Honey, izat you?
  1130. <Christopher_Belmont> well then, what are we waiting for. We need to go to where the sound came from!
  1131. * Fran splats on the wall and falls to the ground. After a little while, he is mysteriously revived by an unknown force, though he's covered in blood.
  1132. <Green_Enrics> Reeeeed
  1133. <Adlez> well, we should probably go look after him
  1134. <Fran> ......huh?
  1135. <Green_Enrics> You're all covered in blood. ;~;
  1136. * Fran looks up at Green_Enrics.
  1137. * Emilica slaps Green and runs
  1138. * DM measures the height.
  1139. <Christopher_Belmont> Are you okay ma'am?
  1140. <DM> *Fran is about 3 feet tall, and Green_Enrics is much taller.*
  1141. <Adlez> Chris, that's a boy
  1142. * Fran falls over and passes out.
  1143. <Emilica> Should we throw him in a river?
  1144. <Adlez> Think he'll be alright?
  1145. * Green_Enrics pulls out a tissue and starts whiping blood off of fran
  1146. <DM> *Some guards wander over, notice that its Fran, and just walk away.*
  1147. <Green_Enrics> HEY
  1148. <Green_Enrics> YOU BASTARDS
  1149. <Fran> Mommy? is dat you?
  1150. <Green_Enrics> Come give Reddy-poo some medical attention!
  1151. <Green_Enrics> Fuckin pricks!
  1152. <Emilica> Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE MEEEE
  1153. <Emilica> ...
  1154. <Emilica> What to call you?
  1155. <Fran> Red? who's that?
  1156. <Fran> I.... I.....
  1157. * Fran sneezes blood... over Green_Enrics' face.
  1158. <Adlez> Ewwwww!
  1159. <Emilica> Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
  1160. <Green_Enrics> ...regardless, GUARD FUCKS, GIVE THIS GUY MEDICAL ATTENTION
  1161. * Orithan (~Orithan@c27-253-19-36.brodm4.vic.optusnet.com.au) has joined #zurpg
  1162. <Green_Enrics> DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF?!
  1163. <Christopher_Belmont> If you think that's disgusting you haven't seen nothing yet. I have fought against maggots the size of small dogs
  1164. <DM> *A guard walks over.*
  1165. <Orithan> $recall
  1166. * X___X is now known as HylianGuard
  1167. <HylianGuard> Umm, I suppose we shall... attend... to this one.
  1168. * HylianGuard sighs.
  1169. <Green_Enrics> (Green is drunk, Orithan. :D)
  1170. <Adlez> Well I think that's about as much excitement as I can handle for the day
  1171. <DM> *And that's another nice, happy day, all wrapped up! Quest is over, though if you still wanna keep roleplaying for the heck of you, you can.*
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