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  1. Dark Duelist Soul: Alright, that's enough .-.
  2. [08:03:02] Skitoritto joined the chat on Thu May 28, 2015 8:03 am
  3. [08:03:04] Foolist: but
  4. [08:03:09] Foolist: I'M A COWBOY
  5. [08:03:13] Foolist: Smile
  6. [08:03:18] Skitoritto: Ill soon go to Novi Sad
  7. [08:03:26] Skitoritto: Can't wait to get to a MtG club :O
  8. [08:03:41] Foolist: oh
  9. [08:03:45] Foolist: well sure whatever
  10. [08:03:58] Skitoritto: Contacted people of MtG Serbia, thay gave me instuctions n all
  11. [08:04:01] Foolist: have fun with your big boi ass magic the gathering
  12. [08:04:08] Foolist: it's a ygo rippoff
  13. [08:04:20] Foolist: #duelingforthetruth
  14. [08:04:21] Skitoritto: How do you function?
  15. [08:04:27] Skitoritto: Magic was made 1993
  16. [08:04:32] Foolist: #duelingforwhatisright
  17. [08:04:34] Skitoritto: First TCG ever
  18. [08:04:39] Skitoritto: Yugioh was made 1997
  19. [08:04:51] Foolist: #magicisfor f a g i c s
  20. [08:04:52] Skitoritto: How can Magic Ripoff YGO
  21. [08:05:03] Foolist: it's still for f a g i c s
  22. [08:05:04] Foolist: kek
  23. [08:05:10] Foolist: They did because
  24. [08:05:12] Foolist: they used magic!
  25. [08:05:14] Foolist: OBV
  26. [08:05:28] Foolist: they ripped off ygo
  27. [08:05:33] Skitoritto: Sure
  28. [08:05:38] Quasar: lol
  29. [08:05:43] Skitoritto: And you fucked your mother so your father could be born
  30. [08:05:53] Foolist: yup
  31. [08:05:53] Skitoritto: Because that makes sense
  32. [08:05:56] Foolist: you know it's true
  33. [08:06:01]Mod Dark Duelist Soul: Time paradox!
  34. [08:06:07] Foolist: my mom is my dad's mom
  35. [08:06:13] Quasar: so you are you father's father
  36. [08:06:17] Foolist: and my mom is my gramma
  37. [08:06:21] Foolist: and my dad is my brother
  38. [08:06:34] Foolist: which makes my family just like a colony of ants
  39. [08:06:40] Quasar: and you are your grandson
  40. [08:07:03] Foolist: ^
  41. [08:07:18] Quasar: time magic is op
  42. [08:07:26] Skitoritto: Yu can't have an normal convo on Dual Academy, you juts can't.
  43. [08:07:28] Foolist: OOH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE
  44. [08:07:30] Foolist: HOOO OH
  45. [08:07:35] Foolist: LIVIN ON A PRAYER
  46. [08:07:42] Skitoritto: Fuck it or blend it
  47. [08:07:57]Mod Dark Duelist Soul: Will it blend?
  48. [08:07:57] Foolist: oh skit
  49. [08:08:03] Foolist: did i ever tell you that
  50. [08:08:06] Foolist: I'm your daddy?
  51. [08:08:09] Foolist: Oh yeah
  52. [08:08:12] Foolist: Your mom
  53. [08:08:15] Foolist: I activated her
  54. [08:08:23] Foolist: I sure did
  55. [08:08:26] Foolist: with the power of magic
  56. [08:08:36] Skitoritto: k.
  57. [08:08:44] Skitoritto: And I'm your father as well
  58. [08:08:49] Foolist: thanks
  59. [08:08:50] Skitoritto: As I fucked your mother before you did
  60. [08:08:54] Foolist: and your welcome
  61. [08:08:55] Skitoritto: Just 2 secs ago
  62. [08:09:02] Foolist: but that means that you and me are the same person
  63. [08:09:07] Foolist: wait so you fucked your mom?
  64. [08:09:10] Foolist: eww wtf dude
  65. [08:09:13] Foolist: that's fucking gross
  66. [08:09:14] Foolist: wtf
  67. [08:09:18] Foolist: go see a doctor or something
  68. [08:09:18] Skitoritto: You did it
  69. [08:09:20] Foolist: you inbred fuck
  70. [08:09:21] Foolist: wtf
  71. [08:09:26] Foolist: no i didn't
  72. [08:09:29] Skitoritto: I did not
  73. [08:09:38] Foolist: you just said
  74. [08:09:40] Foolist: that you did
  75. [08:09:52] Foolist: I don't even get you anymore dude
  76. [08:09:59] Foolist: maybe magic will solve this
  77. [08:10:04] Foolist: what do you think?
  78. [08:10:14] Skitoritto: You lost this fight mate, don't resist it http://prntscr.com/7ac9u8
  79. [08:10:50] Foolist: so wait, your saying that I fucked your mother?
  80. [08:11:20] Foolist: yes, that's what that means
  81.  
  82. GG Skit
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