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- >Day plotconvenience in Equestria
- >Be Fluttershy
- >Wake up
- >Get up from your bed
- >Go to the bathroom for your morning routine, making sure not to wake any of the animals sleeping in your bedroom
- >Tinkle, take a bath, comb your mane
- >Look into the mirror with confidence
- >Today was the day you were going to make Anon yours, you just knew it!
- >For today you were almost completely sure you had the correct fetish
- >Anon might lie and deny it, but at the end of the day he wouldn't be able to resist this!
- >Drool a little at the thought of kissing Anon
- >Cuddling Anon
- >Rutting Anon...
- >Squee with excitement and head downstairs
- >Making someone love you is hard work, so you need a good breakfast
- >Fill a bowl up with flowers, nature's cereal
- >Pour some milk over them
- >Put the bowl to your mouth and start licking the flowers up
- >The flowers are glistening and are absolutely dripping with white fluid as they eagerly enter your mouth
- >You didn't realise before how erotic breakfast could be, you had to remember this for a future fetish guess
- >Head outside, making sure to take your special present for Anon with you
- >Hard to guess his fetish if you don't have said fetish with you
- >Stroll over towards Anon's house
- >You are now Scootaloo
- >Never been so close to your cutie marks in your life
- >This had to be it
- >Cutie Mark Crusaders lumberjacks!
- >The three of you are sitting in a tree, sawing off branches
- >Although no cutie marks had appeared yet, you all have a good feeling about this
- >Applebloom saws off a branch
- >Right before the branch falls, pull her away over to the rest of the tree
- "You're not supposed to sit on the branches you're sawing! You'll fall too that way!"
- >"Oh, woops... Ah guess yer right"
- "Look, let me show you how its done!"
- >Saw a branch off, sitting safely in the rest of the tree
- >As soon as it falls, you look up at Applebloom smugly
- >Safety instructor cutie mark here you come
- >Suddenly hear a crash and a sound like a goat fainting from down below
- >Try to use your wings to fly out of the tree
- >They aren't strong enough yet, and you fall flat on your face
- >See you are not the only one lying on the ground
- >Fluttershy is there, knocked out with a nasty bump on her head
- >The branch you sawed off is next to her
- >Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to practice your lumberjack skills in a tree that was right next to a path
- >Applebloom and Sweetie Belle climb down from the tree
- >"Whats going on?", Sweetie Belle asks
- "Well, it seems I might've... dropped a branch on Fluttershy"
- >Begin to tear up a bit
- >You'll never get your safety instructor cutie mark now
- >Maybe you will get a safety destructor cutie mark
- >Look at your flank
- >Nope
- >You didn't want that cutie mark anyways
- >"What'll we do now?" Applebloom asks distressed
- >"We have to go tell somep0ny!" Answers Sweetie Belle
- >"We cahnt! We'll get in trouble!"
- >"The last time I got in trouble Applejack made me make fifty boxes of Applebloom Crunch!"
- >Applebloom shudders at the memory
- >You realise she has never actually explained how she makes it
- >Decide not to ask
- >Go over to Fluttershy to see how bad the damage is, the hit sounded painful
- >She has a bump on her head, but its not bleeding
- >It will probably recover on its own
- >Its setteled then
- "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HIT AND RUN!"
- >You are now...
- >You can't remember who you are
- >You just woke up with a throbbing pain in your head on some path
- >Get up
- >Move a hoof to your head
- >It hurts a lot, but you seem to be okay
- >You were calmly walking along a path, when suddenly something big hit you on the head
- >You felt a rush of blood to your head, and everything became red as you fainted
- >You know you were walking, but you can't remember what you were actually doing
- >You also can't remember your name, where you live, or anything about your life prior to the hit
- >Its scary, you are lost, with no idea where to go
- >What if you were doing something important?
- >Better find out what you were doing as fast as possible
- >Look around where you are
- >You are still on the path... somewhere
- >Have no idea which way is which, or which way you came from
- >See you are next to a tree, and there is a sawn off branch lying next to you
- >That must've been what hit you, but why would someone saw off a branch right as you are walking underneath the tree?
- >Some sort of sick destructor of safety
- >Suddenly you notice something weird underneath your wing
- >Reach over with a hoof
- >You are surprised to find there is appearantly some sort of extradimensional pocket underneath your wing
- >Funky
- >Pull out an object
- >It's some sort of weird, cylindrical rubber..thing. Its floppy, and there's a bulge on the end
- >Its brightly colored as well
- >Its wrapped up with a red bow
- >There is a tag attached
- >Read it
- >"To Anon"
- >Appearantly you were delivering this thing, whatever it was, to someone named Anon
- >Now if only you knew where this Anon lived
- >Look around
- >See a town nearby
- >Decide to go ask around there and show around the gift
- >Someone there should know who and where this Anon is
- >"Get that thing out of my face! Some things are not appropriate to show around, especially not to a proper LADY!"
- >The squiggly hared unicorn walks off in a huff after you showed her the package for Anon
- >You're still not really sure what it is, but she didn't seem to like it at least
- >Continue asking around town, where does this Anon live and what is this thing of his?
- >Some p0nies giggle at you, others answer genuinely that they also have no idea
- >One purple mare offers to buy the object off of you, but you refuse
- >Eventually you manage to get an adress though, he lives on the edge of town in a cottage of his own
- >Arrive at his house, holding the package
- >Knock on the door
- >Hear a cranky voice say mutter something
- >You think you can make out something like "Fudging Uddersigh"
- >Hear some other noises, like bowls being put away
- >Somep0ny is moving over to the door
- >Wonder what kind of p0ny is going to answer the door, you are pretty sure it's a stallion but you are not completely sure
- >The door swings open, revealing..
- >Some kind of monkey?!
- >Rather than a p0ny, in the door opening now stands some sort of hairless monkey, its wearing clothes, and it doesn't look very friendly
- >It does look kind of cute though
- >You feel your memory return slightly, you remember you have a passion for animals
- >You wonder if this Anon trained his pet monkey to open the door for him
- >While that's impressive, you shouldn't have pets wear clothes, it's uncomfortable for them
- >After you've made your delivery, you'll see to it that that monkey will no longer be wearing his clothes
- >"What do you want this time?"
- >Your trail of thought is abruptly ended when you learn the monkey can talk
- >You are intrigued by this mysterious creature, even though it's kind of rude
- >But wait, it said "this time", so you've spoken with it before
- >Could it be, that this monkey... is Anon?
- "U-uhm.. I-i'm here to make a delivery"
- >Hold the object out in front of him, it wobbles slightly
- >As he recognizes what it is his face becomes even grumpier
- >"Being fucked in the ass with a dragon dildo is not my fetish, Fluttershy"
- >You are kind of shocked
- >You only said you were making a delivery, and suddenly this monkey is talking about its fetishes and mentioning assfu...loving
- >You should never respond to the agression of an animal with more agression though, so you decide to remain polite
- "I-i asked around town where the "Anon" this b-belonged to lived, and they p-pointed me here. Was I wrong?"
- >You are now Anon
- >And this mare just went around town telling everyone you owned a dragon dildo
- >And she asks you if she is wrong
- >SHE ASKS YOU IF SHE IS WRONG?
- >Pick up Fluttershy
- >"U-uhm, easy mister monkey, y-you're a g-good monkey aren't you?"
- "I AM NOT A FUCKING MONKEY!"
- >Toss Fluttershy with all your might
- >She dissapears, now merely a twinkle in the sky
- >Start to head back inside
- >Notice the dragon dildo Fluttershy thought was your fetish still lying on the ground
- >Look left
- >Nobody
- >Look right
- >Nobody
- >Quickly pocket the dildo and retire back into your house
- >Today was an above average day
- >You are now... you think that monkey called you Fluttershy?
- >After being tossed by that rude monkey you landed in a tree somewhere
- >Its not all bad though, the hit from landing returned some of your memory
- >You remember where you live now!
- >A beautiful cottage on the edge of town, where you live with all your animal friends
- >And you were planning to add another animal friend
- >Because that monkey needed to be rescued from its evil owner!
- >You thought at first that the monkey might be Anon, considering it could talk, but no way a normal person would be so violent
- >But it being someone's pet made a lot of sense
- >Of course a monkey would become mean if you forced it to wear clothes
- >Not to mention being used to open doors
- >And the monkey mentioned dildos and sex, so it might've been sexually abused by his owner as well
- >Oh that poor thing, you simply had to rescue it!
- >If you gave it a loving home, he surely would calm down and learn to live like a normal monkey
- >You wait until night and sneak back over to Anon's house
- >For some reason you remember you can easily enter the house through the first-story window
- >Weird how memory works
- >Enter the house and start looking for the monkey
- >Find it sleeping in a bed
- >That's a relief, you figured the monkey would have to sleep on the floor somewhere
- >What you see next breaks your heart though
- >The monkey has been forced to sleep with the package you were delivering stuffed in its tushie!
- >What kind of heartless animal-hater would do such a thing?
- >You are more sure then ever, you have to save this monkey!
- >Carry the monkey out of the window and back to your house, making sure not to wake it
- >You are now Anon
- >Wake up feeling kind of... chilly, and itchy as well
- >Notice this is because you have been stripped of your pyjamas and were sleeping in a sort of dog bed, filled with hay
- >What the hell?
- >"Oh, you are finally awake Mr. Monkey?"
- >Fluttershy walks over to you, you should've known
- >Seems like she has actually gone and kidnapped you this time, and is now keeping you in her house
- >Thisfuckingmare.png
- >"I made you a nice b-breakfast Mr. Monkey, I h-hope you like bananas!"
- >She brings you some mashed banana goop
- >Its in a dog bowl with "Mr. Monkey <3" written on it
- >This has gone far enough
- >Throw the bowl at Fluttershy
- >It hits her in the head hard, and she drops to the floor
- >Oh damn, looks like you knocked her out
- >Take the opportunity to get the hell out of here
- >Quickly find your clothes (she actually threw them in the trash, was she planning on keeping you naked forever?)
- >Run all the way back to your house
- >Looks like you need to tighten security
- >You are now... someone, but who
- >You just woke up with a headache that could split a wall
- >Whats worse, you can't remember anything!
- >You don't know your name, what you were doing before you passed out, or where you are
- >Look around
- >Seems like some kind of house, but there are animals everywhere
- >You almost think this is in abandoned house taken over by wildlife, but then you notice the numerous foodbowls and other animal care items everywhere
- >Notice a shattered bowl on the floor
- >It belonged to some monkey it seems
- >But there was an incident, and it broke
- >Look at the door
- >Its wide open!
- >Outside you can see hurried tracks leading away to a house in the distance
- >Oh no! One of the animals here must have gone beserk and escaped!
- >What if it does people harm to the people in the house it ran towards?
- >You have to go catch it!
- >Look around the house for something to catch animals with
- >Find some blowdarts with tranquilizer and a length of rope
- >You run out of the house and follow the tracks
- >Today was going to be an eventful day
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