The Brutal Ballad of Ralph

03[16:41] * Ralph (~webchat@08-419-026-960.static.slid.la.charter.com) has joined #terraria
[16:41] <Ralph> i will buy stuff
[16:42] <Ralph> like wings and gps and excalibur
[16:42] <Ralph> with plats and gold
[16:42] <Ralph> i will also buy neptunes pearl or clam or whetever it is
[16:42] <Ralph> i has money
[16:43] <DarkAceZ> .
[16:43] <Ralph> MONEY!!!
[16:44] <Ralph> i also buy cloud in a bottle and hamdrax
[16:44] <Ralph> im lazy
[16:44] <Ralph> it doesnt have to b legit
[16:44] <Ralph> pls
[16:46] <Ralph> i also sell hooks to people lazier than me
[16:49] <Ralph> GIMME SOME DAMN ITEMS!!!!!!!!!!
[16:50] <DarkAceZ> .
[16:50] <DarkAceZ> Tshock them                                                                          .
[16:50] <Ralph> i cant use mods 4 sum reason
[16:50] <DarkAceZ> .
[16:50] <Ralph> can u spawn them in?????
[16:51] <DarkAceZ> I no longer have Terraria
[16:51] <Ralph> fuck
[16:51] <DarkAceZ> .
[16:51] <Ralph> is any1 else on this chennel!?!?!
[16:53] <DarkAceZ> 54 to be exact
[16:53] <Ralph> y u no respond other people
[16:55] <Hope_Estheim> If you really need items, you can google for an all items world.
[16:55] <Hope_Estheim> That's what I did.
[16:56] <Ralph> ?
[16:56] <Ralph> u mean a custom map?
[16:56] <Hope_Estheim> Yes, obviously.
[16:56] <Ralph> idk how to play one
[16:56] <DarkAceZ> .
[16:56] <Ralph> yes i am newb
[16:56] <Hope_Estheim> Just google it and it'll give you instructions.
[16:56] <Ralph> k
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[16:58] <DarkAceZ> .
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01[17:10] <Scizor300> how is it that the concept of inter-community trading in a game like terraria entertains me to no end
03[17:11] * Ralph (~webchat@08-419-026-960.static.slid.la.charter.com) has joined #terraria
[17:12] <Ralph> i tryed to use custom map to get items i need but i need winrar
[17:12] <Ralph> AND THAT COSTS MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01[17:12] <Scizor300> oh my god my fucking sides
[17:14] <Ralph> once again: i will pay plats for gps wings cloud in a balloon and neptune's shell
[17:14] <Ralph> and excalibur
01[17:14] <Scizor300> ralph
[17:14] <Da_Wrecka> Ralph: Dude, 7zip
01[17:14] <Scizor300> you have made my day
[17:14] <Ralph> fuck u Scizor
[17:14] <Ralph> i dont think 7zip is free
01[17:14] <Scizor300> i don't think i will be able to frown for the rest of the day
01[17:15] <Scizor300> make that the week
[17:15] <Ralph> just stfo and sell shit to me
01[17:15] <Scizor300> why
[17:16] <Ralph> cuz i want stuff, i dont want to work, and i have money, duh
01[17:16] <Scizor300> so you don't want to play the game to get items you want
01[17:16] <Scizor300> fucking brilliant logic right there
03[17:16] * Iceman404 (~webchat@g-04-532-53-914.hsd9.ga.comcast.net) has joined #terraria
[17:16] <Ralph> well im not equiped to play hardcore mode
03[17:16] * Ryuspark (~webchat@ar-536-5-42-654.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #terraria
[17:17] <Ralph> so ima use these items to get properly equiped
01[17:17] <Scizor300> please tell me you're talking about the actual "hardcore" difficulty setting
[17:17] <Ralph> no hardcore mode like when u beat the game
01[17:17] <Scizor300> ...
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[17:18] <Ryuspark> ...
[17:18] <Ralph> or u could come on a server of mine and help me get the soul and materials i need for these items
01[17:18] <Scizor300> i am in tears right now
[17:18] <Ralph> u actually r turning down plats
[17:18] <Iceman404> Oh my god Ralph
[17:19] <Iceman404> winrar costs money
[17:19] <Ralph> 1 guy offered all these items 4 2 plats
01[17:19] <Scizor300> i'm turning down an in-game currency that's completely useless
01[17:19] <Scizor300> yeah i'm that stupid
[17:19] <Ralph> i know it does
[17:19] <Iceman404> Sciz
[17:20] <Iceman404> terripoints
[17:20] <DarkAceZ> hello, windows and mac users
[17:20] <Iceman404> or terraripoints
[17:20] <Hope_Estheim> Scizor is a troll, but it's true that Terraria currency has no value due to a large variety of reasons.
[17:20] <Iceman404> they're worth a lot actually
[17:20] <Ralph> iceman can u use inveditor cuz 4 sum reason i cant and i need stuff
01[17:20] <Scizor300> honestly i'd admit to that, hope
[17:20] <Ryuspark> Wow... Why can't you get it in game?
[17:20] <Iceman404> iceman u inveditor cuz 4 sum i cant i
[17:20] <DarkAceZ> Scizor300 is not on webchat
[17:21] <DarkAceZ> \o/.
[17:21] <DarkAceZ> y cunt peepl spel heer?
[17:21] <Ralph> people y u no sell to me
[17:22] <Ryuspark> Is he a troll or something?
[17:22] <DarkAceZ> who?
[17:22] <Iceman404> Ralph
[17:22] <Iceman404> you are amazing
[17:22] <DarkAceZ> brb
[17:22] <Ralph> well i just thought i would get some help b4 isaac knocks out meh power
[17:22] <Iceman404> i i b4 issac meh
03[17:23] * Nientiendo is now known as Nien|homework
[17:23] <Ralph> wtf r u doing iceman?
[17:23] <Iceman404> wtf r u
[17:24] <Iceman404> Are you even trying to make legible grammar here? Please?
[17:24] <Ralph> im right where isaac will hit
[17:24] <Iceman404> Tell issac to fuck off
[17:24] <Ralph> isaac is a tropical storm
[17:25] <Iceman404> then tell issac he's fruity
[17:25] <Ralph> fuck off iceman
[17:25] <Iceman404> Whaaaaaaat
[17:25] <Ralph> fuck off iceman
[17:25] <Iceman404> How does one fuck off?
[17:25] <Ryuspark> Dude, take a joke
01[17:25] <Scizor300> fuck off iceman
[17:25] <Iceman404> Sciz :(
[17:25] <Ryuspark> lol wow
[17:26] <Iceman404> Ralph
[17:26] <Iceman404> I'll trade with you
[17:26] <best> im back hi
[17:26] <Ralph> what ill u trade
01[17:26] <Scizor300> what
[17:26] <Ralph> and what do u expect me to give u
[17:26] <Iceman404> Before we say what we need to trade
[17:26] <Iceman404> you need to get winrar
[17:26] <Ralph> i cant im broke
[17:26] <Hope_Estheim> Get 7Zip, it will let you open most compressed files.
[17:27] <Ralph> y do i need winrar?
[17:27] <Iceman404> because winrar isn't bad
[17:27] <Hope_Estheim> So you can open whatever virus or trojan or whatever he's giving you.
[17:27] <Ralph> i could just go on ur server
[17:27] <Ryuspark> Ralph, listen good: You can still get WinRAR... It's freakin free
[17:27] <Iceman404> it costs money though
[17:27] <Iceman404> Ryu no it isn't
[17:27] <Iceman404> my mommy told me it costs money
[17:28] <Ralph> yeah for the 2 weak trial that i already used
[17:28] <Iceman404> mhmm
01[17:28] <Scizor300> weak
[17:28] <Hope_Estheim> Again, 7zip
[17:28] <Ralph> just get on my server or let me on ur server
[17:28] <Iceman404> My mommy told me that if I was a good boy I'd get winrar
[17:28] <Iceman404> just be a good boy for mommy and you can get it too
[17:28] <Iceman404> :o
[17:28] <Ralph> ill get winrar when i get money bitch
[17:29] <Iceman404> don't you use that tone with me young man
[17:29] <Ralph> stfo
[17:29] <Iceman404> shut the fuck off
[17:29] <Ralph> r we gonna trade or what?
01[17:29] <Scizor300> my lungs are hurting
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[17:29] <Iceman404> Sciz do you need chests compressions
[17:30] <Ralph> fuck u iceman
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[17:30] <Iceman404> Nuuuuuuuuu
[17:30] <Iceman404> ralphy D:
[17:30] <Iceman404> why