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  1. [6:01:38 PM] Tom Jones: Guys...I'm looking for some Brand new LoL puns
  2. Irelia need some original ones
  3. but I'm not Talon-ted enough to make some up
  4. [6:01:48 PM] Tom Jones: help
  5. [6:02:13 PM] Tyler James: just leesin to yourself
  6. [6:02:24 PM] Tyler James: you've made plenty of puns, why are you asheking us
  7. [6:02:54 PM] Tyler James: your masteryi of puns is quite evident
  8. [6:03:10 PM] Tom Jones: lololol
  9. [6:03:18 PM] Tyler James: i don't think there's anniebody who can stop you
  10. [6:03:42 PM] Tom Jones: My day has been made
  11. [6:04:00 PM] Alec Gonzales: I will ban you ALL
  12. [6:04:00 PM] Tyler James: i'm glad i managed to get a ryze out of you
  13. [6:04:22 PM] Alec Gonzales: UNLESS
  14. [6:04:31 PM] Alec Gonzales: someone can ACTUALLY make a cho'gath pun
  15. [6:04:37 PM] Alec Gonzales: using his whole name
  16. [6:04:42 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: alec
  17. [6:04:48 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: you shouldve said
  18. [6:04:53 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: i will ban ali you
  19. [6:04:59 PM] Tyler James: loooooooool
  20. [6:05:18 PM] *** Alec Gonzales has changed the conversation picture. ***
  21. [6:05:32 PM | Edited 6:05:43 PM] Tom Jones: I will ban Ali you guys for these Shennaniganks
  22. [6:05:41 PM] Tyler James: alec:
  23. [6:05:51 PM] Alec Gonzales: Aw, fiddlesticks, you guys sure got me
  24. [6:05:53 PM] Tyler James: maCho Gath randy savage
  25. [6:05:54 PM] Tyler James: maybe
  26. [6:05:58 PM] Tyler James: that's all i got
  27. [6:06:01 PM] Tyler James: chogath is hard
  28. [6:06:08 PM] Alec Gonzales: exactly
  29. [6:06:15 PM] Tyler James: i might need some Support on this one
  30. [6:06:42 PM] Alec Gonzales: there's an ap for that
  31. [6:07:05 PM | Edited 6:08:10 PM] Tom Jones: Cho gath to gather up your thoughts?
  32. [6:07:12 PM] Tyler James: what
  33. [6:07:42 PM] Tyler James: these puns are ziggs-zagging between awesome and shitty
  34. [6:08:11 PM] Alec Gonzales: I blame the bad ones on Tyler
  35. [6:08:35 PM] Tom Jones: Hey...it's Cho'gath. It's not easy.
  36. Anivia guys have better Cho puns?
  37. [6:08:45 PM] Alec Gonzales: No.
  38. [6:09:03 PM] Tom Jones: Elise I'm giving it some thought
  39. [6:09:41 PM] Tyler James: rengarengarengarengarengarengarengarengarengarengaren
  40. [6:09:47 PM] Tyler James: its rengar
  41. [6:09:49 PM] Tyler James: AND garen
  42. [6:10:46 PM] Tom Jones: Rengaren
  43. [6:10:59 PM] Tom Jones: Thrill of the Demacian Justice
  44. [6:11:06 PM] Tyler James: and they both like justice
  45. [6:11:09 PM] Tyler James: er
  46. [6:11:13 PM] Tyler James: both like bushes
  47. [6:11:28 PM] Tyler James: note to self: reading one thing while trying to type another thing doesnt always work otu
  48. [6:11:30 PM] Tyler James: *out
  49. [6:11:31 PM] Tom Jones: Decisive Savegery
  50. [6:11:47 PM] Tyler James: Battle Courage
  51. [6:11:53 PM] Tyler James: Ebola Judgement
  52. [6:11:56 PM] Tom Jones: XD
  53. [6:12:06 PM] Justin Culpepper: True Crystal Barrage
  54. [6:12:19 PM] Tyler James: no you idiot
  55. [6:12:22 PM] Tom Jones: Ferocious Persevrence
  56. [6:12:22 PM] Tyler James: its Hawkshot Barrage
  57. [6:12:23 PM] Justin Culpepper: im confused
  58. [6:12:54 PM] Justin Culpepper: Cyclone Judgement
  59. [6:12:59 PM] Justin Culpepper: SPINTOWIN
  60. [6:13:20 PM] Alec Gonzales: Wtf is happening here?
  61. [6:13:21 PM] Tyler James: spinning death judgement cyclone
  62. [6:13:25 PM] Tyler James: how many spin moves
  63. [6:13:26 PM] Tyler James: can you fit
  64. [6:13:28 PM] Tyler James: in one name
  65. [6:13:46 PM] Justin Culpepper: so what is alec's summoners name
  66. [6:13:51 PM] Tyler James: 1468102a
  67. [6:13:55 PM] Justin Culpepper: wow
  68. [6:13:56 PM] Alec Gonzales: so pro
  69. [6:14:20 PM] Tom Jones: Judgemental Whirrling Death Cyclone
  70. [6:14:35 PM] Tyler James: where did whirling come from
  71. [6:14:40 PM] Tom Jones: Draven
  72. [6:14:42 PM] Tyler James: oh
  73. [6:14:44 PM] Tom Jones: Had Draven on my mind
  74. [6:14:49 PM] Tom Jones: Draven does it all with style
  75. [6:14:51 PM] Tyler James: *had draven on your draven
  76. [6:14:54 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: guys comon, lets not Fizz-le up these puns.
  77. this is some fish fish fishy business
  78. [6:14:56 PM | Edited 6:15:07 PM] Justin Culpepper: DRAAAAAAVEN*
  79. [6:15:09 PM] Justin Culpepper: nev
  80. [6:15:14 PM] Tyler James: these puns are draven me nuts
  81. [6:15:22 PM] Parker Dray: draven
  82. [6:15:27 PM] Parker Dray: ill be here all week
  83. [6:15:27 PM] Parker Dray: ty
  84. [6:15:44 PM] Tyler James: parker that pun was a bit arcane shifty
  85. [6:16:16 PM] Tom Jones: Ezreally not even that great?
  86. [6:16:16 PM] Alec Gonzales: If you guys don't stop, I'll make you walk the Gangplank
  87. [6:16:18 PM] Parker Dray: well do you need me to get out the brand or should i just let karma take care of you for that?
  88. [6:17:22 PM | Edited 6:19:04 PM] Tyler James: parker you are the augmented singed of my existence
  89. [6:17:23 PM] Justin Culpepper: dont worry im here to save the day
  90. [6:17:24 PM] Justin Culpepper: http://i.imgur.com/lSF7h.jpg
  91. [6:17:33 PM] Parker Dray: are you even LeeSin-ing to me?
  92. [6:17:40 PM] Tyler James: yousucknoob
  93. [6:17:46 PM] Tyler James: i already did a leesin=listen pun
  94. [6:17:54 PM] Parker Dray: no
  95. [6:18:06 PM] Parker Dray: i already nunu that
  96. [6:18:14 PM] Justin Culpepper: this isnt nasus-ary
  97. [6:18:30 PM] Tyler James: parker you have made a graves mistake
  98. [6:18:32 PM] Justin Culpepper: here is a zilean puns http://i.imgur.com/lSF7h.jpg
  99. [6:18:35 PM | Edited 6:18:41 PM] Alec Gonzales: you all are the swain of my existence
  100. [6:18:42 PM] Tyler James: alec i beat you to that one
  101. [6:18:48 PM | Edited 6:19:27 PM] Tyler James:
  102. [6:17 PM] Tyler James:
  103.  
  104. <<< parker you are the augmented singed of my existence
  105. [6:19:10 PM] Justin Culpepper: TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE
  106. [6:19:25 PM] Justin Culpepper: youll eve-entually get it
  107. [6:19:27 PM] Justin Culpepper: TRUNDLE
  108. [6:19:39 PM] Tom Jones: I think Alec is starting to get a bad Twitch from all of these puns
  109. [6:19:45 PM] Parker Dray: well looks like i better leave now while i still Ken-nen
  110. [6:19:57 PM] Justin Culpepper: GG
  111. [6:19:57 PM] Tyler James: this is starting to boar me
  112. [6:20:11 PM] Alec Gonzales: Maybe you should go get your fortune told?
  113. [6:20:11 PM] Tyler James: i'm bristling at some of these
  114. [6:20:29 PM] Tom Jones: Well we can look back at these and Olaf at them together
  115. [6:20:31 PM] Tom Jones: auheauheauheauheuhe
  116. [6:20:41 PM] Alec Gonzales: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  117. [6:20:53 PM] Alec Gonzales: here comes a chinese earthquake
  118. [6:20:58 PM] Alec Gonzales: ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
  119. [6:20:59 PM] Parker Dray: if these puns keep up im gonna be (d)Rivin' you all off a cliff
  120. [6:21:15 PM] Parker Dray: for the ultimate Viktory
  121. [6:21:37 PM] Tyler James: this chat has evolved beyond jokes
  122. [6:21:39 PM] Tyler James: it is now
  123. [6:21:40 PM] Tyler James: a robot
  124. [6:21:41 PM] Tyler James: beep.
  125. [6:21:43 PM] Tyler James: boop.
  126. [6:21:47 PM] Parker Dray: fuck the chat
  127. [6:21:49 PM] Tom Jones: Urgotta be kidding me.
  128. [6:21:51 PM] Alec Gonzales: Tyler, shut up or I'll jax you up
  129. [6:22:04 PM] Tyler James: WHO WANTS A PIECE O DA CHAMP
  130. [6:22:28 PM] Parker Dray: Tyler is so Nauti-lus
  131. [6:22:32 PM] Tom Jones: watch out guys, Tyler and Alec are getting ready to Rumble
  132. [6:22:59 PM | Edited 6:23:20 PM] Tom Jones: Lux like we're running out of puns...
  133. [6:23:16 PM] Justin Culpepper: [6:23 PM] Tom Jones:
  134.  
  135. <<< Lux
  136. [6:23:22 PM] Justin Culpepper: [6:22 PM] Tom Jones:
  137.  
  138. <<<  Rumble
  139. [6:23:29 PM] Justin Culpepper: [6:22 PM] Parker Dray:
  140.  
  141. <<<  Nauti-lus
  142. [6:23:52 PM] Tyler James: we're gonna need a Teem o experts
  143. [6:23:56 PM] Tyler James: to analyze those
  144. [6:23:58 PM] Parker Dray: dont make me Jayce you down
  145. [6:24:08 PM] Parker Dray: you might Di-ana
  146. [6:24:10 PM] Tyler James: hhe
  147. [6:24:14 PM] Tyler James: he will do it
  148. [6:24:22 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: aye, doo ittt
  149. [6:24:23 PM] Tyler James: he will get in his kar(thus) and pursue you
  150. [6:24:41 PM] Parker Dray: Gah, Fiddlesticks these are getting bad
  151. [6:24:51 PM | Edited 6:24:58 PM] Alec Gonzales: orianna come up with any better puns?
  152. [6:24:53 PM] Tom Jones: When he gets you, you're going to be Sor(aka).
  153. [6:25:03 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: correction he will get in his kar(thus) and press r you
  154. [6:25:08 PM] Tyler James: im gonna tar(ic) you a new one
  155. [6:25:24 PM] Parker Dray: will i nid-a-lee tle help?
  156. [6:25:30 PM] Alec Gonzales: He'll pop(py) you in the jaw
  157. [6:25:33 PM | Edited 6:25:50 PM] Tom Jones: Parker freaking Shen'd me on the Nid...
  158. [6:26:17 PM] Parker Dray: will they need to Synd-ra me some care packages?
  159. [6:26:18 PM] Tyler James: parker zed it before you did?
  160. [6:27:06 PM] Tyler James: GEMS
  161. [6:27:10 PM] Alec Gonzales: I swear there's a zilean of these puns
  162. [6:27:10 PM] Tyler James: battle over
  163. [6:27:25 PM] Justin Culpepper: alec -.-
  164. [6:27:37 PM] Justin Culpepper: [6:18 PM] Justin Culpepper:
  165.  
  166. <<< here is a zilean puns http://i.imgur.com/lSF7h.jpgnice try
  167. [6:27:57 PM] *** Alec Gonzales removed Justin Culpepper from this conversation. ***
  168. [6:28:08 PM] *** Parker Dray added Justin Culpepper ***
  169. [6:28:11 PM] Parker Dray: nice try guy
  170. [6:28:12 PM] Justin Culpepper: <3
  171. [6:28:12 PM | Edited 6:28:17 PM] Tom Jones: That was a bit Sivir don't you think
  172. [6:28:13 PM] Alec Gonzales: that's what happens
  173. [6:28:22 PM] Justin Culpepper: sorry convo host
  174. [6:28:39 PM] Justin Culpepper: TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE
  175. [6:28:40 PM] Parker Dray: I Dar-ius you to make another pun
  176. [6:29:18 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: Ahri really going to keep going with this?
  177. [6:29:29 PM] Parker Dray: Or the entire Mundo will put a Talon into you
  178. [6:29:50 PM] Tyler James: i think rodo looks a little Singed from that sick burn
  179. [6:30:27 PM] Tyler James: this entire battle
  180. [6:30:29 PM] Tyler James: has been
  181. [6:30:30 PM] Tyler James: ROCK SOLID
  182. [6:30:40 PM] Parker Dray: Seroiusly, I'm gonna Tar(ic) a new mouth for you if we continue this
  183. [6:30:54 PM] Tyler James: i already did a taric pun
  184. [6:30:56 PM] Tyler James: epic kayle.
  185. [6:31:18 PM] Parker Dray: looks like it's my viktory
  186. [6:31:27 PM] Parker Dray: as Ronan would say
  187. [6:31:32 PM] Tom Jones: I'm Sion from all these puns. We're still going?
  188. [6:31:35 PM] Tom Jones: ffff
  189. [6:31:39 PM] Tyler James: no parker
  190. [6:31:43 PM] Tyler James: as dunkey would say
  191. [6:31:44 PM] Tyler James: I DID IT
  192. [6:31:56 PM] Parker Dray: YOU TYPED 3 LINES WITH NO PUNS
  193. [6:31:57 PM | Edited 6:32:03 PM] Parker Dray: DIE(ana)
  194. [6:32:44 PM | Edited 6:34:20 PM] Tyler James: not every line needs a NO LIFE HAX LUCKER NOOB pun SO GG UNINSTALL SO BAD SUX AT LIFE IROGHWROIGHERGOIHREG REPORTED SEE YOU IN THE TRIBUNAL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF RETARDED DOG SHIT NO SKILL NOOBLORDE 52 ELO ASSHAT COREY
  195. [6:32:52 PM] Parker Dray: 4
  196. [6:33:28 PM] Tom Jones: This guy isn't even Tryn anymore...
  197. [6:33:32 PM] Tom Jones: that's bad...
  198. [6:33:47 PM] Parker Dray: that's vlad for the conversation topic
  199. [6:34:28 PM | Edited 6:34:38 PM] Parker Dray: Well, I'M-organa Eat dinner
  200. [6:34:39 PM | Edited 6:35:02 PM] Tom Jones: Too bad Jeff wasn't here to join us
  201. I guess he's theoddone out.
  202. [6:34:56 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: Oriana stop this anytime soon?
  203. [6:34:59 PM] Parker Dray: Hopefully my dinner will be Salce
  204. [6:35:00 PM] Tyler James: this is a dyr(us) situation
  205. [6:35:06 PM | Edited 6:35:13 PM] Tyler James: quit phreaking out rodo
  206. [6:35:15 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: quite?
  207. [6:35:18 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: LOLLLLL
  208. [6:35:23 PM] Justin Culpepper: whats up with the ()
  209. [6:35:46 PM] Tyler James: this discussion
  210. [6:35:50 PM] Tom Jones: Where's the Vayne pun guys...
  211. [6:35:52 PM] Tyler James: has scarra'd me for life
  212. [6:35:56 PM] Tyler James: no courtney
  213. [6:35:57 PM] Tyler James: we cant
  214. [6:36:01 PM] Tyler James: it would be too vayneful
  215. [6:36:30 PM] Rodolfo Zevallos: tyler everything you say is in vayne
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