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  1. <Dan> Yenwood if you can hear me it's Nichole please PM i would like to speak with you :p
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  4. * Brandon_Away is now known as Brandon_
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  7. <Combz> hmm
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  10. <Combz> don't do it yenny
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  13. <Yenwood> I will
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  16. <Combz> I smell a con
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  19. <Yenwood> but first
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  22. <Yenwood> i am sleep
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  25. * Yenwood is now known as YenAway
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  28. <Combz> lol
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  31. * YenAway is now known as Yenwood
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  34. * Yenwood is now known as YenAway
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  37. * YenAway is now known as Yenwood
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  40. <Yenwood> damn you client D:<
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  43. * Yenwood is now known as YenAway
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  46. <Combz> yenny, slap that client into submission
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  49. <Dan> by the way Combz you can say dan is a con but i'm not
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  52. <Combz> ok, Dan...
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  55. <Combz> -.-
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  58. <Dan> really i'm dan's Fiance
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  61. <Dan> how dare you talk to me in that manner
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  64. <Dan> he is not here
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  67. <Dan> show a lady some respect
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  70. <Combz> then let's get down with it baby
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  73. <Combz> if he's not here
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  76. <Combz> xD
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  79. <Combz> jk. I'll respect you as much as Dan respected me, tootse.
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  82. <Combz> you little plumb cake
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  85. <Jox> but isnt dan my baby
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  88. <Jox> dans my woman
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  90.  
  91. * Combz hear's a pen drop
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  94. <Dan> lol jox
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  97. <Dan> very funny
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  100. <Jox> nojoke
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  103. <Jox> ask dan if hes jox's whore
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  106. <Combz> wait, is jox a box or a guru
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  109. <Combz> dammit, I mean boy or girl
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  112. <Combz> haha, spell check, ha.
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  115. <Combz> ...
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  118. <Dan> O_o heh ummmm
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  121. <Dan> .......
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  124. <Jox> he said yhea didnt he
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  127. <Dan> he is silent at the moment
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  130. <Dan> i'm on the phone with him
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  133. <Dan> tho
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  136. <Dan> Jox, your a fucking dumb ass kid that doesnt know when you shut the fuck up. im not talking your fucking dumb ass as im working at my job so shut the fuck up and leave me and my finace alone
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  139. <Jox> ohoho
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  142. <Jox> grumpy
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  145. <Combz> just the way I like em
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  148. <Combz> I mean, just the way my mother used to make them
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  151. <Jox> dans fiance needs to pickup on jox's sarcasm
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  154. <Combz> "mojo"
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  157. <Dan> dude i can hear and see everything your saying derp nuts
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  160. <Combz> fuck!!!!
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  163. <Combz> jox: "nojoke"
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  166. <Jox> pffft
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  169. <Jox> shes the one gettin grumpy
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  172. <Combz> god damn autocorrect
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  175. <Dan> lol i'm not grumpy i'm just pregnant and hormonal derp nuts
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  178. <Dan> so yea my emotions are outta wack
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  181. <Dan> don't fuck with me :p
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  184. <Dan> and no one gets hurt
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  187. <Combz> who's baby?
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  190. <Jox> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOoo
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  193. <Combz> I'm just saying, cause with a whore, the baby could be anyone's
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  196. <Dan> the baby is Dan's
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  199. <Dan> he's the father
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  202. <Combz> it kinda weird...
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  205. <Combz> Dan: the baby is Dan's
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  208. <Dan> yes the baby is dan's
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  211. <Combz> you sure about that?
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  214. <Combz> like, 100% sure?
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  217. <Dan> uh yea we banged multiple times
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  220. <Dan> on a chair
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  223. <Combz> not like a flicking 50% half jox baby and 50% half dan baby?
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  226. <Dan> lol
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  229. <Combz> cause that would also be a freak of nature
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  232. <Combz> like, the 8th wonder of the world
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  235. <Jox> i do get around
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  238. <Dan> well the baby is Dan's and at some point you are all gonna be dealing with another dan
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  241. <Combz> I could see it now O_O in headlines: The baby that came from two fathers
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  244. <Combz> yeah, the sperm just intertwined
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  247. <Combz> and boom, a Joxy Dan
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  250. <Dan> oh god >__<
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  253. <Combz> so now that I'm putting these ideas in your head, and when you and Dan go to name the baby, your going to be like "honey, let's name him, Joxy Dan"
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  256. <Dan> we already decided to name the baby after Dan
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  259. <Dan> not Joxy
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  262. <Dan> dan
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  265. <Dan> but just DAN
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  268. <Jox> aww
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  271. <Dan> or JR
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  274. <Combz> wait. if he is going to be named junior, he needs a hat.
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  277. <Combz> all Jr's wear hats
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  280. <Combz> that says: Joxy Dan
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  283. <Combz> then when he walks down the street, everyone says "there goes that kid from two fathers, back in 2013"
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  286. <Combz> like if 2013 was the 1980s
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  289. <Combz> wait, it is, a boy right?
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  292. <Dan> yes it is a boy
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  295. <Combz> so your at least, in the middle of your Second trimester
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  298. <Dan> nope 3rd
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  301. <Combz> coolio
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  304. <Combz> one more question to ask you fine young lady
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  306.  
  307. <Combz> Troll much?
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