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- bind "PGDN" "+bind"
- // Wait-checking script (just leave this stuff alone)
- alias waitcheck_fail "echo >> WAIT DISABLED ON SERVER"
- alias waitcheck_pass "echo >> WAIT ENABLED ON SERVER"
- alias waitcheck_test2 "wait 10;alias waitcheck_result waitcheck_pass"
- alias waitcheck_test "waitcheck_test2;alias waitcheck_result waitcheck_fail;wait 15;waitcheck_result"
- // Change what's in the quotes to whatever you want your binds to say
- alias bind1 "say Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia."
- alias bind2 "say On average, cats spend 2/3 of every day sleeping."
- alias bind3 "say Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth."
- alias bind4 "say When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level."
- alias bind5 "say The technical term for a cat's hairball is a 'bezoar.'"
- alias bind6 "say A group of cats is called a 'clowder.'"
- alias bind7 "say Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed."
- alias bind8 "say A cat can't climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat's paw points the same way."
- alias bind9 "say Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10."
- alias bind10 "say A cat's brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog's."
- alias bind11 "say There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds."
- alias bind12 "say Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat."
- alias bind13 "say The record for the longest non-fatal fall by a cat was from the 16th floor of an apartment building."
- alias bind14 "say The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs and was 6.1 inches high."
- alias bind15 "say The richest cat is Blackie who was left 15 million Euros by his owner, Ben Rea."
- alias bind16 "say During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft."
- alias bind17 "say Cats are North America's most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs."
- alias bind18 "say The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. "Astrocat") In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space."
- alias bind19 "say The group of words associated with cat (catt, cath, chat, katze) stem from the Latin catus, meaning domestic cat."
- alias bind20 "say A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime."
- alias bind21 "say Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually."
- alias bind22 "say In Hebrew legend, Noah prayed for help protecting the food on the ark from being eaten by rats. God made the lion sneeze a cat."
- alias bind23 "say A cat's hearing is better than a dog's, and a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human."
- alias bind24 "say A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance."
- alias bind25 "say A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound."
- alias bind26 "say Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet, due largely to their 'righting reflex.'"
- alias bind27 "say A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face."
- alias bind28 "say Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds."
- alias bind29 "say There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone."
- alias bind30 "say In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery."
- alias bind31 "say Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens."
- alias bind32 "say The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived."
- alias bind33 "say The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30mil yrs ago. Scientists called it the Proailurus, which means 'first cat.'"
- alias bind34 "say The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 ft long and weigh up to 700 lbs."
- alias bind35 "say The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20in long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs."
- alias bind36 "say Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman's body and a cat's head."
- alias bind37 "say Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an 'M' for Mohammed."
- alias bind38 "say While many parts of EU and USA consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in the UK and AUS, black cats are considered lucky."
- alias bind39 "say The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat."
- alias bind40 "say The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs, or about five large cans of cat food."
- alias bind41 "say The claws on the cat's back paws aren't as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don't retract."
- alias bind42 "say Researchers believe the word 'tabby' comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq."
- alias bind43 "say Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it's wet."
- alias bind44 "say The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. The breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for 'cat.'"
- alias bind45 "say The costliest cat ever is named Little Nicky, who cost his owner $50,000. He is a clone of an older cat."
- alias bind46 "say A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face."
- alias bind47 "say In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests."
- alias bind48 "say Jewish folklore recounts that Adam's first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood of sleeping babies."
- alias bind49 "say A cat's jaw can't move sideways, so a cat can't chew large chunks of food."
- alias bind50 "say In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat."
- alias bind51 "say In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process."
- alias bind52 "say A female cat is called a queen or a molly."
- alias bind53 "say Hamlet, the most traveled cat who escaped from his carrier while on a flight, had traveled nearly 373,000 miles."
- alias bind54 "say Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion."
- alias bind55 "say A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog."
- alias bind56 "say A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones)."
- alias bind57 "say Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)."
- alias bind58 "say The cat's collarbone does not connect with other bones which allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head."
- alias bind59 "say The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650)."
- alias bind60 "say Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each)."
- alias bind61 "say Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs."
- alias bind62 "say Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz."
- alias bind63 "say A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1/6 the amount of of light that a human does."
- alias bind64 "say Recent studies have shown that cats can see blue and green. There is disagreement as to whether they can see red."
- alias bind65 "say A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees."
- alias bind66 "say Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated."
- alias bind67 "say Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf."
- alias bind68 "say It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days."
- alias bind69 "say Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away."
- alias bind70 "say Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed."
- alias bind71 "say A cat cannot see directly under its nose."
- alias bind72 "say Almost 10% of a cat's bones are in its tail, and the tail is used to maintain balance."
- alias bind73 "say The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking."
- alias bind74 "say A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds. "
- alias bind75 "say A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195."
- alias bind76 "say A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth."
- alias bind77 "say Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute."
- alias bind78 "say The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 toes."
- alias bind79 "say Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top."
- alias bind80 "say Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second."
- // Don't change these, but if you want to add more binds if 20 isn't enough, you can probaby see the pattern.
- alias shittalk_waiton "alias diceroll bind_next; bind_next"
- alias shittalk_nowait "bind_cycle"
- alias bind_diceroll_1 "alias bind_result bind1;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_2"
- alias bind_diceroll_2 "alias bind_result bind2;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_3"
- alias bind_diceroll_3 "alias bind_result bind3;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_4"
- alias bind_diceroll_4 "alias bind_result bind4;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_5"
- alias bind_diceroll_5 "alias bind_result bind5;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_6"
- alias bind_diceroll_6 "alias bind_result bind6;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_7"
- alias bind_diceroll_7 "alias bind_result bind7;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_8"
- alias bind_diceroll_8 "alias bind_result bind8;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_9"
- alias bind_diceroll_9 "alias bind_result bind9;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_10"
- alias bind_diceroll_10 "alias bind_result bind10;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_11"
- alias bind_diceroll_11 "alias bind_result bind11;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_12"
- alias bind_diceroll_12 "alias bind_result bind12;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_13"
- alias bind_diceroll_13 "alias bind_result bind13;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_14"
- alias bind_diceroll_14 "alias bind_result bind14;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_15"
- alias bind_diceroll_15 "alias bind_result bind15;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_16"
- alias bind_diceroll_16 "alias bind_result bind16;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_17"
- alias bind_diceroll_17 "alias bind_result bind17;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_18"
- alias bind_diceroll_18 "alias bind_result bind18;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_19"
- alias bind_diceroll_19 "alias bind_result bind19;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_20"
- alias bind_diceroll_20 "alias bind_result bind20;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_21"
- alias bind_diceroll_21 "alias bind_result bind21;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_22"
- alias bind_diceroll_22 "alias bind_result bind22;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_23"
- alias bind_diceroll_23 "alias bind_result bind23;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_24"
- alias bind_diceroll_24 "alias bind_result bind24;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_25"
- alias bind_diceroll_25 "alias bind_result bind25;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_26"
- alias bind_diceroll_26 "alias bind_result bind26;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_27"
- alias bind_diceroll_27 "alias bind_result bind27;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_28"
- alias bind_diceroll_28 "alias bind_result bind28;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_29"
- alias bind_diceroll_29 "alias bind_result bind29;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_30"
- alias bind_diceroll_30 "alias bind_result bind30;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_31"
- alias bind_diceroll_31 "alias bind_result bind31;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_32"
- alias bind_diceroll_32 "alias bind_result bind32;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_33"
- alias bind_diceroll_33 "alias bind_result bind33;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_34"
- alias bind_diceroll_34 "alias bind_result bind34;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_35"
- alias bind_diceroll_35 "alias bind_result bind35;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_36"
- alias bind_diceroll_36 "alias bind_result bind36;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_37"
- alias bind_diceroll_37 "alias bind_result bind37;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_38"
- alias bind_diceroll_38 "alias bind_result bind38;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_39"
- alias bind_diceroll_39 "alias bind_result bind39;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_40"
- alias bind_diceroll_40 "alias bind_result bind40;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_41"
- alias bind_diceroll_41 "alias bind_result bind41;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_42"
- alias bind_diceroll_42 "alias bind_result bind42;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_43"
- alias bind_diceroll_43 "alias bind_result bind43;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_44"
- alias bind_diceroll_44 "alias bind_result bind44;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_45"
- alias bind_diceroll_45 "alias bind_result bind45;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_46"
- alias bind_diceroll_46 "alias bind_result bind46;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_47"
- alias bind_diceroll_47 "alias bind_result bind47;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_48"
- alias bind_diceroll_48 "alias bind_result bind48;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_49"
- alias bind_diceroll_49 "alias bind_result bind49;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_50"
- alias bind_diceroll_50 "alias bind_result bind50;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_51"
- alias bind_diceroll_51 "alias bind_result bind51;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_52"
- alias bind_diceroll_52 "alias bind_result bind52;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_53"
- alias bind_diceroll_53 "alias bind_result bind53;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_54"
- alias bind_diceroll_54 "alias bind_result bind54;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_55"
- alias bind_diceroll_55 "alias bind_result bind55;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_56"
- alias bind_diceroll_56 "alias bind_result bind56;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_57"
- alias bind_diceroll_57 "alias bind_result bind57;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_58"
- alias bind_diceroll_58 "alias bind_result bind58;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_59"
- alias bind_diceroll_59 "alias bind_result bind59;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_60"
- alias bind_diceroll_60 "alias bind_result bind60;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_61"
- alias bind_diceroll_61 "alias bind_result bind61;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_62"
- alias bind_diceroll_62 "alias bind_result bind62;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_63"
- alias bind_diceroll_63 "alias bind_result bind63;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_64"
- alias bind_diceroll_64 "alias bind_result bind64;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_65"
- alias bind_diceroll_65 "alias bind_result bind65;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_66"
- alias bind_diceroll_66 "alias bind_result bind66;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_67"
- alias bind_diceroll_67 "alias bind_result bind67;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_68"
- alias bind_diceroll_68 "alias bind_result bind68;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_69"
- alias bind_diceroll_69 "alias bind_result bind69;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_70"
- alias bind_diceroll_70 "alias bind_result bind70;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_71"
- alias bind_diceroll_71 "alias bind_result bind71;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_72"
- alias bind_diceroll_72 "alias bind_result bind72;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_73"
- alias bind_diceroll_73 "alias bind_result bind73;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_74"
- alias bind_diceroll_74 "alias bind_result bind74;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_75"
- alias bind_diceroll_75 "alias bind_result bind75;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_76"
- alias bind_diceroll_76 "alias bind_result bind76;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_77"
- alias bind_diceroll_77 "alias bind_result bind77;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_78"
- alias bind_diceroll_78 "alias bind_result bind78;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_79"
- alias bind_diceroll_79 "alias bind_result bind79;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_80"
- alias bind_diceroll_80 "alias bind_result bind80;alias bind_cycle bind_diceroll_1"
- // Leave all this stuff alone
- alias +bind "alias waitcheck_pass shittalk_waiton;alias waitcheck_fail;shittalk_nowait;waitcheck_test"
- alias -bind "bind_result;alias diceroll"
- alias bind_next "bind_cycle;wait 5;diceroll"
- alias bind_cycle "bind_diceroll_1"
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